No money no honey- is this true?

[D.Li]

Okay, you had a bad mth, you're overspent on bills...pay doesn't come in anytime soon. Has anyone been in this situation and wants a good time? What are your hacks to solve this besides being stuck with 1 or porn?

[GoldfishMan]

I'm pretty sure a lot of shops take credit card payments.
Or you can try robbing a bank.

[17012430]

I'm pretty sure a lot of shops take credit card payments.
Or you can try robbing a bank.

hahaha has anyone punted on credit with an empty bank account?

i usually punt close to or just before pay day

[Sharphorse]

Become a drug dealer lol

[manjuice333]

Tinder. If that fails, Grindr...

[bevis90]

Stay home and have a wack

[liminal]

Okay, you had a bad mth, you're overspent on bills...pay doesn't come in anytime soon. Has anyone been in this situation and wants a good time? What are your hacks to solve this besides being stuck with 1 or porn?

A few random ideas pre
Work coffee

1. reactivate your GRINDR acc buddy ..
2. Hang out at the deli section of your local coles/woolies
3. Hang out at your RSL /pokies parlour
4. Pick up some loose change and buy a bumper sticker .. Xxxxxxxxxxx. insert your own fave witty ditty here .. e.g want fuk suk and your number
5. Put a free gumtree ad . Broke bloke will take on anyone anytime anywhere ...
6. Have an excited wank as you teeter on getting a 50 post count....

[HardCore]

Get a second job so you have more coin for the punt.

[BlackToad]

Use the barter system: help the WL/ML out by changing a few light globes and taking out the garbage, get a HJ in exchange.

[B J Hunter]

Ask your ML if she is an Afterpay provider and pay in 4 easy installments!

[D.Li]

Lol wtf! Might as well work as a WM...has anyone?

[warwick1]

If you ain't got the money no honey and try to think of a more interesting thread.............

[Climax598]

One use your right or left hand if you run-out of money. I think that's the cheapest way and quickest way to get the honey and is free.

[CharlieM]

Back in the day an old mate of mine when he was broke and couldn't punt would always say " wank wank money in the bank"

[the_boss_king]

no money, no honey. couldn't be a truer quote !

[D.Li]

Great advice guys, love it all~ Work hard and play hard I guess

[D.Li]

If you ain't got the money no honey and try to think of a more interesting thread.............

Sry if I stepped on the wrong toe...chill

[warwick1]

Sry if I stepped on the wrong toe...chill

No, I just made a comment.........chill

[Aussieguyinsf]

Sell shit on eBay

[D.Li]

One use your right or left hand if you run-out of money. I think that's the cheapest way and quickest way to get the honey and is free.

Can't agree with you more.

[D.Li]

I'm pretty sure a lot of shops take credit card payments.
Or you can try robbing a bank.

I'm down, u in?

[rooter]

Wallet Wizard !!!

[bbfa]

Paid clinical trials?
Let me know how it goes if you do try it hahaha

http://www.scientiaclinicalresearch.com.au/participants/

[D.Li]

Paid clinical trials?
Let me know how it goes if you do try it hahaha

http://www.scientiaclinicalresearch.com.au/participants/

Interesting, i'll let you know if i come back lol

[Dettol]

I know this is punting forum and all... but you gotta be smart with your money especially if you’re on the young side and in early stage of your career.

Save/invest first and then once you take care of the basic expenses then you can use the leftover to punt.

If your bank is low and you’re thinking about punting, you ve got to re-evaluate your life.

[D.Li]

I know this is punting forum and all... but you gotta be smart with your money especially if you’re on the young side and in early stage of your career.

Save/invest first and then once you take care of the basic expenses then you can use the leftover to punt.

If your bank is low and you’re thinking about punting, you ve got to re-evaluate your life.

Yes Sensei Dettol, thanks for providing your input to help myself and others!

[wilisno]

Wallet Wizard !!!

That’s a good idea, they should make a commercial for this purpose, should be very effective ! ;) ;) ;)

[B J Hunter]

Low on coin plan B... I’m surprised you haven’t referred to the thread and considered dating a WL/ML... apparently you get it for free too. From what I gather every punter recommends it and say you really haven’t lived until you’ve done it at least twice. Don’t let those pesky bills stop you!

[Dettol]

Low on coin plan B... I’m surprised you haven’t referred to the thread and considered dating a WL/ML... apparently you get it for free too. From what I gather every punter recommends it and say you really haven’t lived until you’ve done it at least twice. Don’t let those pesky bills stop you!

Incoming Niceguy11 post in 3...2...1...

[Awqjoq]

Been abstaining recently after some car repairs took a big bite out of my bank account. Hoping to be back in the swing soon

[hexenducation]

No money, no honey? True?

I'm afraid it is, paduwan, I'm afraid it is.

Haven't you ever heard of the phrase "May The Cash Be With You"?

As Yoda the Greenback often said... "Pay or Not Pay, there is no Discount"

Haven't you ever walked into a shop and hear the receptionist declare "I think the Cash is strong with this One" before entering a room to unsheath your light sabre to perform old Jedi tricks...

Apologies to George Lucas.

[D.Li]

No money, no honey? True?

I'm afraid it is, paduwan, I'm afraid it is.

Haven't you ever heard of the phrase "May The Cash Be With You"?

As Yoda the Greenback often said... "Pay or Not Pay, there is no Discount"

Haven't you ever walked into a shop and hear the receptionist declare "I think the Cash is strong with this One" before entering a room to unsheath your light sabre to perform old Jedi tricks...

Apologies to George Lucas.

Made my day hahaha Sorry but I'm no Padawan...I'm a Sith

[Markin]

Low on coin plan B... I’m surprised you haven’t referred to the thread and considered dating a WL/ML... apparently you get it for free too. From what I gather every punter recommends it and say you really haven’t lived until you’ve done it at least twice. Don’t let those pesky bills stop you!

I feel like this would usually end up being more expensive than punting in the long run

[rooter]

Go around collecting bottles and cans from recycling bins for the 10 cent deposit.
You may think this is small pennies but there are people who are very organised who go around the streets especially on rubbish collection days raiding the yellow recycling bins and collecting all the bottles and cans.
They can easily collect 5,000 bottles and cans per week which is $500.
That's plenty of punting, especially if you go to the budget shops.

[Scanlan]

You catch more fruit flies with honey.
But if you catch yourself a Hornet.
Make sure you sting first.

[quagmire]

No cash no gash.

[GoldfishMan]

Sometimes there's no honey even after you give the money, lol! Go figure.

[looser]

No cash no gash.

no card, no hard :-)

[RichardDavise]

Hello, D.Li! You can search for a massage saloon that accepts credit cards, and I'm sure you will be able to find some girls that will offer their services on credit, haha. Anyway, the better option for you is to find a second job/change your job for the more paid one. Right now, you can find plenty of online job offers on the Internet. Also, I recommend you read this article about increasing your life quality on this site https://radicalfire.com/money-affirmations-wealth-abundance/.

[Hollow]

Become a plumber, trade cleaning pipes for cleaning pipes

[Sibon]

Okay, you had a bad mth, you're overspent on bills...pay doesn't come in anytime soon. Has anyone been in this situation and wants a good time? What are your hacks to solve this besides being stuck with 1 or porn?

I meditate, fast and chant.

[JohnJones]

Okay, you had a bad mth, you're overspent on bills...pay doesn't come in anytime soon. Has anyone been in this situation and wants a good time? What are your hacks to solve this besides being stuck with 1 or porn?

Don't go into debt or stealing just for a punt. You'll be the lowest of the lowest if you do that.

If raping a random woman is wrong and you can stop yourself from taking advantage of a woman sexually then you should be able to also calm your urges until you can either afford it or until you find a girlfriend/fuck buddy.

Save money, pretend you're poor, lift weights, groom yourself and attract the girl you want. Then you'll understand that brothels are nothing but a place for you to experience what you can't really experience with your girlfriend in bed. Whether you give them orgasms or they're faking it doesn't matter, it's your orgasm that matters and their orgasms is nothing but bonus.

[cuteguy]

There's still a lot of free pussy out there if you know how to flirt with these girls. Sometimes girls will pay for your drinks or dinner because they want to be with you or haven't been treated well by other guys in the past. Some guys prey on these girls knowing well they want some intimacy during these days of isolation and lockdowns.

[Sibon]

There's still a lot of free pussy out there if you know how to flirt with these girls. Sometimes girls will pay for your drinks or dinner because they want to be with you or haven't been treated well by other guys in the past. Some guys prey on these girls knowing well they want some intimacy during these days of isolation and lockdowns.

If it's so simple you think we'll be spending a thousand or two dollars punting every other month?

[storry_teller]

There's still a lot of free pussy out there if you know how to flirt with these girls. Sometimes girls will pay for your drinks or dinner because they want to be with you or haven't been treated well by other guys in the past. Some guys prey on these girls knowing well they want some intimacy during these days of isolation and lockdowns.

And you’re still here, punting. What should I assume for?

[Sibon]

And you’re still here, punting. What should I assume for?

Well if one is lucky maybe free punts are possible too.

[hornedbeast]

Might need to resort to Pornhub to jerk off. If internet has been disconnected due to non-payment of bill, then search for that old stash of Penthouse/Playboy magazines from the 90's

[cuteguy]

[QUOTE=storry_teller;2291321]And you’re still here, punting. What should I assume for.

If a guy is bored or in the mood for a quickie or a bit shy to approach girls in public then he may prefer to punt. However there's more to life than just punting. Don't you go out? Don't you meet or run into girls at public places? How about dating sites? You can still meet girls out there and still get laid without paying. That's my point. Being a member of this forum is a way of having fun and chatting about punting, girls and other subjects.

[GoldfishMan]

[QUOTE=storry_teller;2291321]And you’re still here, punting. What should I assume for.

If a guy is bored or in the mood for a quickie or a bit shy to approach girls in public then he may prefer to punt. However there's more to life than just punting. Don't you go out? Don't you meet or run into girls at public places? How about dating sites? You can still meet girls out there and still get laid without paying. That's my point. Being a member of this forum is a way of having fun and chatting about punting, girls and other subjects.

Yeah, agreed bro. Don’t mind him, he’s just trying to G you up.

[mrzhang]

Bout the dollars. Money makes the world go round, cogs and wheels of love.

[cumquat]

Well if one is lucky maybe free punts are possible too.

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