Most embarassing punting related incidents

[GoldfishMan]

Post all your embarassing punting related incidents here for a laugh!

I'll start.
One time, I went to an RNT place expecting to do FS so I loaded up with a condom in my pants front pocket. The punt didn't go as planned so I ended up not using the condom. After the punt, I went to get some take away, got the receipt and put it in the same pocket as the one holding my condom. After a while, reached into my pocket to check the receipt, fricking pulled it out with the condom stuck to it. Bloody thing came flying out and plonked right on the pavement in front of a few couples waiting for a table. I saw 1 girl covering her mouth and whispering to her BF, fucking hell! I must've been red as a tomato as I quickly reached for the stupid thing and stuffed it back into my pocket!

One time, I was so buggered from lack of sleep that I wore my t-shirt inside out after a punt and drove all the way home before I realised it!

Another one, this was in a punt. The WL looked like a younger version of my nanny, farking hell! I ended up not being able to come in the session. She looked really sad and I kept telling her it wasn't her fault. I didn't have the heart to tell her the truth!

[Leslie75]

I have been to one of my regular ML apartment couples of times, once in the middle of massaging in her room, her female room mate came home suddenly unexpected 😓 what a hassled. Her room mate knows we are inside the room and stayed in her room until I quickly walked out from their unit.
Few weeks later, when I visited DHM, the ML asked me whether I have been to her apartment before? :sweat: she recognized my shoes. Yes these 2 ML are same room mates :miao:

[Abracadabra]

Once upon a time in Singapore I took an African beauty back to my hotel room.
Unbeknown to me she had her period although not obvious when we started in bed.
Pretty soon I realised something was amiss and looked down and there was blood everywhere.
It looked like a scene from CSI!
I got her out of the room and proceeded to strip the bed of blankets, sheets and the protector but the mattress was also covered.
Slept on the couch and then had to call and explain to housekeeping the next morning.....

[8minds]

When I was close to finishing once, ML working me to finish, I let go a fart :confused2:

[vitrium]

I've got a good one for you.

And it was at my very first punt no less!

About 10 years ago I decided to visit 533 Willoughby to introduce myself to the world of punting. I didn't realise at this point that many shops have back entrance. Silly me. So I braved the front entrance on a busy Friday night. Lot's of people were packing the sidewalk, eating at restaurants and waiting for the bus etc. Anyway so I had my first punt which was great! But I was pretty anxious about the whole thing, even afterwards. Then the thought occurred "how am I going to get out of here discreetly"? So I decided the best way was to just rush out as quickly as possible. I got about 80% of the way down the stairs then tripped over my own feet and fell down the stairs, landing almost face first on the pavement, and attracted the attention of pretty much everyone around me. Fuck that was embarrassing. I got up and power walked away from the scene as fast as I could.

[GoldfishMan]

I've got a good one for you.

And it was at my very first punt no less!

About 10 years ago I decided to visit 533 Willoughby to introduce myself to the world of punting. I didn't realise at this point that many shops have back entrance. Silly me. So I braved the front entrance on a busy Friday night. Lot's of people were packing the sidewalk, eating at restaurants and waiting for the bus etc. Anyway so I had my first punt which was great! But I was pretty anxious about the whole thing, even afterwards. Then the thought occurred "how am I going to get out of here discreetly"? So I decided the best way was to just rush out as quickly as possible. I got about 80% of the way down the stairs then tripped over my own feet and fell down the stairs, landing almost face first on the pavement, and attracted the attention of pretty much everyone around me. Fuck that was embarrassing. I got up and power walked away from the scene as fast as I could.
ROFL, that was a funny one! Memorable punt for all the wrong reasons! Thanks for sharing bro!
Keep em coming Bros, come on I'm sure there's more laughs to be had all around!

[bigfatkilo]

Here's one that happened a few years ago. I walked out of a shop after a session, unknown to me a used condom (not fucking mine) was stuck to my shoe. Half hanging off. Me walking down the street with a fucking used condom stuck to my shoe. Wasn't even mine. Fucking disgusting. No one saw I don't think. Was tempted to throw the shoe out! Must've picked it up in the darkness of the room.. thanks guys!

[Oldfella]

When I was close to finishing once, ML working me to finish, I let go a fart :confused2:

Hahahaha, a full release

[CountryPunter]

Blame this one on me being a naive country guy.

I had booked a private WL at her place....a multi story apartment building.
So I parked, msg her and she told me to key in her no. in the keypad outside the building entrance.
I wasn't real sure what I was meant to do and there were other people at the keypad. As luck would have it....or so I thought...a guy walked out of the building so I just walked in. Hopped in the lift but it wouldn't go up.
WL messages asking where am I. In the lift but it won't go up I tell her. No no she says. You must go back out to the keypad and I will ring you in she says.
Sure I say, but at that moment a resident comes into the lift. I tell her I can't make the lift work so she says no worries, what floor do you want and swipes her card and up we go.
So now I'm on the right floor. Walk to WLs door and knock on the door. Holy shit....was that WL pissed off. From the other side off the door she is screaming at me....can't do this, I must see you, this is very bad.
I'm thinking, just open the bloody door and you can see me.
Then I realise that I have inadvertently breached building security. I offer my apologies through the still closed door and suggest maybe it is best if I leave.
She is still ranting at me, but I think is starting to realise that I have made a mistake and maybe I am not out to hurt her.
So she slowly opens the door. She was still pretty pissed off and continued to go on about how I shouldn't have come in this way. Once again I offered to leave but she said no and opened the door more and let me in.
The next 10 mins or so were spent with her telling me about all the bad experiences WLs can have if they aren't very security conscious.
After all this we eventually went to her bedroom and had a pretty decent punt. By the end we were laughing about the whole episode.
I saw her whenever I visited Sydney over the next few years, and always had a great time. Better each time really.
Unfortunately she stopped working when covid arrived. Cant say I blame her. I really know how much her health and security means to her.

[ML_Lover]

I have been to one of my regular ML apartment couples of times, once in the middle of massaging in her room, her female room mate came home suddenly unexpected �� what a hassled. Her room mate knows we are inside the room and stayed in her room until I quickly walked out from their unit.
Few weeks later, when I visited DHM, the ML asked me whether I have been to her apartment before? :sweat: she recognized my shoes. Yes these 2 ML are same room mates :miao:
Lol.
Did they both know each other were MLs?

[Sharphorse]

Blame this one on me being a naive country guy.

I had booked a private WL at her place....a multi story apartment building.
So I parked, msg her and she told me to key in her no. in the keypad outside the building entrance.
I wasn't real sure what I was meant to do and there were other people at the keypad. As luck would have it....or so I thought...a guy walked out of the building so I just walked in. Hopped in the lift but it wouldn't go up.
WL messages asking where am I. In the lift but it won't go up I tell her. No no she says. You must go back out to the keypad and I will ring you in she says.
Sure I say, but at that moment a resident comes into the lift. I tell her I can't make the lift work so she says no worries, what floor do you want and swipes her card and up we go.
So now I'm on the right floor. Walk to WLs door and knock on the door. Holy shit....was that WL pissed off. From the other side off the door she is screaming at me....can't do this, I must see you, this is very bad.
I'm thinking, just open the bloody door and you can see me.
Then I realise that I have inadvertently breached building security. I offer my apologies through the still closed door and suggest maybe it is best if I leave.
She is still ranting at me, but I think is starting to realise that I have made a mistake and maybe I am not out to hurt her.
So she slowly opens the door. She was still pretty pissed off and continued to go on about how I shouldn't have come in this way. Once again I offered to leave but she said no and opened the door more and let me in.
The next 10 mins or so were spent with her telling me about all the bad experiences WLs can have if they aren't very security conscious.
After all this we eventually went to her bedroom and had a pretty decent punt. By the end we were laughing about the whole episode.
I saw her whenever I visited Sydney over the next few years, and always had a great time. Better each time really.
Unfortunately she stopped working when covid arrived. Cant say I blame her. I really know how much her health and security means to her.

Same thing happened to me my second ever time punting with a private hahaha. It was with Akane Chan last year if anyone remembers her, doesn’t seem to be around anymore. Luckily I made it up into the apartment and had an amazing time

[letsgo]

I had an experience too with an apartment, wl had really poor communication skills on how to get to her apartment. Got to her unit knocked and she got pissy at me because I didn’t follow her like instructions which made no sense. Punt was average, she was pretty but that’s about it.

Someone I thought was funny was that I saw a punter walk out and he someone had one of those disposal paper massage table covers tucked into the back of his pants when he was about to walk out the shop. I felt like something something but just kept quiet.

[Sharphorse]

I haven’t been punting that long but I feel like I have plenty of stories already.

One of the first shops I went to saw a girl one night who I had a great time with. Chose her out of a line up and still had a bit of nervous buzz going in there from a lack of punting experience so I completely forgot her name

A few days later I wanted to see her again but didn’t know who she was. Was trying to describe who it was to the madam over the phone but saying she was Chinese, 20 something didn’t really narrow it down 😂 I picked who I thought it was off the website (obviously hard to figure out with obscured faces etc). She said that lady wasn’t working today but she’ll call her in so I headed down there to meet her in 30 mins. Got there and realised she wasn’t the girl. The madam lost her shit at me saying just fuck her because she came in on her day off to see me or pick another girl. She actually said they’re Asian so they all look the same anyway 😬 I think I was getting sworn at in Mandarin. I ended up leaving without seeing anyone. I realised who it was I saw after another look at the website and ended up seeing her again a few days later when she was working and they let me come back. The madam was nice to me (probably because she figured out I’d now be a regular of the girl I wanted to see) but the other girls in the shop would always give me dirty looks hahaha

Should point out I realise I was probably a punisher of a customer in this. It was early days for me but also with this shop the girl I liked and saw was advertised as 22yo (but she told me she was really 27) but most of the ladies in this shop were at least 50 but advertised as late 20s early 30s and weren’t attractive to me. Apart of the reason I couldn’t bring myself to just pick another that day

[exstar]

Mine would have been at 429 Leichhardt back in its prime - after taking a shower I forgot which room I had to return to, opened the door to the room I thought was mine and was welcomed by a punter and his ML full naked getting it on in Part 2. Moral of the story is always make sure your door is locked!

[kingwally]

Mine would have been at 429 Leichhardt back in its prime - after taking a shower I forgot which room I had to return to, opened the door to the room I thought was mine and was welcomed by a punter and his ML full naked getting it on in Part 2. Moral of the story is always make sure your door is locked!

I did the same at MAC a few weeks ago!

[Climax598]

Mine would have been at 429 Leichhardt back in its prime - after taking a shower I forgot which room I had to return to, opened the door to the room I thought was mine and was welcomed by a punter and his ML full naked getting it on in Part 2. Moral of the story is always make sure your door is locked!
I did the same at 79 oxford st.

[traveller1]

Mine would have been at 429 Leichhardt back in its prime - after taking a shower I forgot which room I had to return to, opened the door to the room I thought was mine and was welcomed by a punter and his ML full naked getting it on in Part 2. Moral of the story is always make sure your door is locked!

Ah, you were the one that walked in on me. It was her first day, she forgot to locked the door and you walked in. She just locked the door and kept going.

[j_highrolla]

hahaha... this ML did the same at Tokio studio way back.

She thought it was a vacant room, opened the door for me to go in and we saw the ML full naked jerking the guys flag pole hard lol.

the ML kept bowing and apologising while shutting the door lol, since then I learnt to check if doors locked every time.

[Awqjoq]

One that jumps to mind is going to some bang average place in Chatswood, after leaving the manager steps outside with me, gives me a hug loudly saying HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE MASSAGE! Bunch of occupied businesses around and a few people walking past, I very quickly made myself scarce

[GoldfishMan]

Same thing happened to me my second ever time punting with a private hahaha. It was with Akane Chan last year if anyone remembers her, doesn’t seem to be around anymore. Luckily I made it up into the apartment and had an amazing time
Speaking of apartments. Last year just after the lockdown, Ginza had a few apartment gigs running. One of them was in a block of apartments in Pyrmont that had the stupidest design I've ever seen in a building. Each floor had only 1 apartment, and the single lift that serviced the building led straight into each apartment on that floor. That's right, no front door on the apartments, you just step out of the lift and you're in the apartment on that floor.
The Ginza place was at a higher floor. So I went to have a punt (C Sasa, not bad). On leaving, I pressed ground floor and started doing stuff on my phone. When the lift stopped, I didn't pay attention which floor I was at and almost walked right into the apartment 2 floors down from the Ginza place because the guy there wanted to go down too!
The guy must've had experience with this because he immediately stopped me quite firmly. Good thing I realised my mistake or we could've had a fight there. His GF was hot though, I got a glimpse, hehehe.
Whoever thought that was a good building design must've been thinking with their asses!

[xboyx]

Here's one that happened a few years ago. I walked out of a shop after a session, unknown to me a used condom (not fucking mine) was stuck to my shoe. Half hanging off. Me walking down the street with a fucking used condom stuck to my shoe. Wasn't even mine. Fucking disgusting. No one saw I don't think. Was tempted to throw the shoe out! Must've picked it up in the darkness of the room.. thanks guys!

ohh fuck man, no wonder I haven't found my beloved, fully-semen-loaded long lost condom for years. Wanted to keep it as souvenir of a great fuck.

[Leslie75]

Lol.
Did they both know each other were MLs?
Yes they knew but the other one didn’t know that Japanese was my regular

[Meng]

Here's a funny one. This was when I saw Mimi doing private. Booked her and as I've never seen her ever in the shops I didn't know what she looked like. Turned up at the apartment and waited a while. Not sure who I was expecting to come down to get me so I was on the look out for a Asian girl loitering in the lobby. There just so happen to be this hot long haired Asian girl in a suit who looked like she was on her phone and looking for someone. So I casually walked up to her. We made eye contact and she said my name. I was like Yea! She's hot. We walked into the lift and she gave me her card and that was when I realised I made a mistake. She was a real estate agent lol!

It was too late then and I ended up going up and checking out the apartment and then the actual person she was suppose to meet called. We kinda looked at each other funny and I was like we must both have the same name and looking at apartments. Finally went down and found the real mimi then we got in the lift together with the real estate agent and her actual client it was super awkward.

[Riff888]

Here's a funny one. This was when I saw Mimi doing private. Booked her and as I've never seen her ever in the shops I didn't know what she looked like. Turned up at the apartment and waited a while. Not sure who I was expecting to come down to get me so I was on the look out for a Asian girl loitering in the lobby. There just so happen to be this hot long haired Asian girl in a suit who looked like she was on her phone and looking for someone. So I casually walked up to her. We made eye contact and she said my name. I was like Yea! She's hot. We walked into the lift and she gave me her card and that was when I realised I made a mistake. She was a real estate agent lol!

It was too late then and I ended up going up and checking out the apartment and then the actual person she was suppose to meet called. We kinda looked at each other funny and I was like we must both have the same name and looking at apartments. Finally went down and found the real mimi then we got in the lift together with the real estate agent and her actual client it was super awkward.OMG bro that's hilarious.

She even said your name [emoji23]

Good thing you didn't say something embarrassing.

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[Rackster]

Technically a near mniss.....
I had just finished a late night/morning debauchery session with one of my faves, and had a big bag of freshly used BYO toys and other paraphernalia in my bag. Seeing as the sun was up when left, bunnings was across the road and open, and I needed to procure bunnings related bit and pieces, off I went.. (probably looking well flattened too)... As I left the '20 if she was lucky' doorgirl wanted to do a bag check.. Personally I dont care, but thought it might be a little too much for her at 7am so I asked her to find a stand in bag checker, younger male - probably my best bet to say as little as possible. She started to look like she was going to object, so I told her I didnt really care, but to remember that I offered her an out if she got upset, and she was free to ask her coworker if it was a curiosity thing... She called over the guy walking past( who looked fresh out of a big session of something himself) told him that briefly that it was packed with used toys from a session across the road, gave him a quick flash of the top layer... and apart from a little bemusement, gave a nod, and off I went.. took 3 steps to right next to the now very confused girl, and turned back and said... I promised her that you'd fill her in... just managing perfect timing to see the horror on his face before i spun back around and out the door.

(Cant say it was the first or last time I had toys in my bag when searched leaving stores, but theyre usually an odd one here or there, not a hoard of freshly abused ones !!)

[BlackToad]

Here's a funny one. This was when I saw Mimi doing private. Booked her and as I've never seen her ever in the shops I didn't know what she looked like. Turned up at the apartment and waited a while. Not sure who I was expecting to come down to get me so I was on the look out for a Asian girl loitering in the lobby. There just so happen to be this hot long haired Asian girl in a suit who looked like she was on her phone and looking for someone. So I casually walked up to her. We made eye contact and she said my name. I was like Yea! She's hot. We walked into the lift and she gave me her card and that was when I realised I made a mistake. She was a real estate agent lol!

It was too late then and I ended up going up and checking out the apartment and then the actual person she was suppose to meet called. We kinda looked at each other funny and I was like we must both have the same name and looking at apartments. Finally went down and found the real mimi then we got in the lift together with the real estate agent and her actual client it was super awkward.

Haha.... Could be the plot to a Property Sex porno...

[Meng]

OMG bro that's hilarious.

She even said your name [emoji23]

Good thing you didn't say something embarrassing.

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Lol yea. I was just worried when the actual person called her to inspect the apartment that she'd be thinking I'm some kind of serial killer lol.

[GoldfishMan]

Here's a funny one. This was when I saw Mimi doing private. Booked her and as I've never seen her ever in the shops I didn't know what she looked like. Turned up at the apartment and waited a while. Not sure who I was expecting to come down to get me so I was on the look out for a Asian girl loitering in the lobby. There just so happen to be this hot long haired Asian girl in a suit who looked like she was on her phone and looking for someone. So I casually walked up to her. We made eye contact and she said my name. I was like Yea! She's hot. We walked into the lift and she gave me her card and that was when I realised I made a mistake. She was a real estate agent lol!

It was too late then and I ended up going up and checking out the apartment and then the actual person she was suppose to meet called. We kinda looked at each other funny and I was like we must both have the same name and looking at apartments. Finally went down and found the real mimi then we got in the lift together with the real estate agent and her actual client it was super awkward.
Judging from past experience, the realestate agent girl could very well have been an ex-WL. It seems to be the profession of choice when they leave the industry, lol!

[Drmartens]

Once having breakfast with my C regular and saw another J regular walked towards the cafe, I excused myself from C regular mentioned have to move car as over time restriction. On my way out, I pretended didn’t see the J regular and walking different direction away from her.
Few weeks later while with my J regular having meal, she mentioned about my current situation with the C regular. She did saw us. So embarrassing

[hexenducation]

Waking up in a room after an all-nighter, completely unaware of where I was or how I got there. I didn’t even recognise the girl for about 10 minutes. Big night. When I eventually remember her name I had to ask her where I was and how long I’d been there. She confirmed. Then I asked her if she knew where my car was. It took me 25 minutes to find it after I’d slowly descended the stairs. Walked home. Only happened once and I’ve never let it happen again. Not naming girl or shop. She was the best I’ve ever had but went ape shit jealous and refused to see me a few months later later. True story.

[Sharphorse]

Judging from past experience, the realestate agent girl could very well have been an ex-WL. It seems to be the profession of choice when they leave the industry, lol!

Oh man, I’ve been reading people on here say that a bit. I dated a Thai lady about 2-3 years ago and she was a real estate agent. She hadn’t been one for long, never spoke about what she did before and would generally be reluctant to talk about her past...does make me wonder 🤔

[BadDog1980]

I've got two. First ever punt with a Japanese hottie a picked from a line up. Booked for an hour was finished in under 5 min... She was taken aback a bit then asked me "is this your first time?" Lost for words I just nodded my head. Looking at the clock on the wall with 55mins to go. She started laughing at me, heard her friend outside and ran off to call her. They spoke in their language and even her friend popped in the room to see who was the 2 mins instant noodle chap. And they both had a good laugh at me....

The 2nd was more of a prank/ embarassing situation for the ML. Got this tip from one of me Islander workmate who is our resident ganster/joker/prankster all in one. Mature Chinese ML would be the ideal candidate for this one. You know the one that's over 50's but you ask her and she say " me 35". Anywayz... When she ask you to take your clothes off and lie down while she's out of the room.... As you lie down...grab your dick and nutsack and push it up towards ya stomach...(wait for it) and be careful not to squish your balls (otherwise free sushi on the menu for the ML)... As she started the massage from the feet working up to the calf's... Now she's moved up the upper back of my legs , caressing between my legs moving up the nether regions..... Now the fun begins. I slowly look up sideways and see her moving from the left of the table to the back and then to the right. Kept going on for sometime with a very confused look on her face. Biting hard on my lower lips to prevent myself from laughing out loud or rolling over... I hold steady in that position without giving her access even from the sides. After a while I realize she stopped moving around. Finally I get up a bit and look back.... She's given up trying to find my dick and balls, standing at the feet of the massage table scratching her head mumbling some shit in Chinese.. with the "what the fuck is going on here expression on her face!" That look on her face tho, was pure Gold!!!!!!

Don't try this with your regular or a young hottie...as she will think of you as a weirdo customer that she probably don't wanna see again.... The mature me-no -englis types will suffice... Just for the fuck of it. Pure entertainment.... hahahahahaha!