Your pet hates while getting a massage,

[punterpunter]

Your pet hates while getting a massage,
1 Massage lady taking calls through a massage.
2 Massage lady asking for money up front for extras.

[Perusal]

#2 is really annoying, but I can understand if they've been dudded in the past.

[warwick1]

My pet hates are threads like this.................

[punterpunter]

from my experience if they ask for money upfront its because their not good at what they do.

[HST]

1. When they keep you waiting in the room for too long before coming back to start the session. Should be less than five minutes.
2. Ringing the shop to see who is working and the girl who answers the phone has poor English and struggles to understand you. I realise some girls don't have great English, but they shouldn't be answering the phone in this case.

[blake_ly]

1. calls, texts or constantly ducking out of room
2. asking for money up front.
3. waiting for over 5 minutes
4. if they're really bad at massage
5. switch at the end after spending 45 minutes building rapport.

[Rodman]

When you are in the room with a ML and hear what going on in the next room and you realised you got the wrong girl

[Kowabunga]

Think that I'm there for a massage.
Don't like kissing or won't.
Run to a standard formula.
Greedy
Hairy
Smelly

[Scotty from Marketing]

Don't like kissing or won't.
Greedy
Hairy
Smelly
You sure you arent in the gents at Bunnings?

[4FoW2]

What about....being drenched in oil? The Chinese technique of massaging bone not muscle? The ones who think a chiropractic head pull is a good idea? the ones who stand so far away that you can't touch them? the smell of soggy towel underneath you? The ones who call you Darling or Sweetie? The many variations of the "sick buffalo" stories? The realization that she's not Thai but PRC? etc etc etc
But my pet hate is a combo of hot girl, horny me and those flaccid making words "Oh I only do handjob!" Farrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkk

[zakthekat]

I hate the overuse of baby oil or worse - coconut oil. Now I smell like a bad cocktail at a tiki bar.
I hate the girls who give a violent HJ that it's like you're getting a gender reassignment involuntarily.
I hate the typical overused names they call you, baby/darling/sweety/bigboy/honey/etc.
I hate the time lost during the session where they insist on the massage part and have to leave to get hot water to wash off the excess oil.
I hate places that make you wait outside in public before they unlock the front or back door to let you in.
I hate the rock spiders who come out and overshare or talk shit about the girls. Accelerates the girls leaving industry and ruins the good times for all.

[Batting100]

awww.

https://youtu.be/gGV4hxhxW8o?t=42

:)

God she was hot... the tears make her even sexier

[DuelHandsOrDie]

I don’t like the music sometimes. The rest it’s kinda beggars and choosers lol


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[tuan_87]

1. Not getting my change back
2. Bait & switch
3. Ridiculous prices on extras for e.g $70 for a topless hj + $30 if I wanna kiss her boobs or $100 for nude hj + if I wanna lick her pussy extra $50

[DuelHandsOrDie]

1. Not getting my change back
2. Bait & switch
3. Ridiculous prices on extras for e.g $70 for a topless hj + $30 if I wanna kiss her boobs or $100 for nude hj + if I wanna lick her pussy extra $50

Someone been having those 3rd world massages and now got a weird price model for extras lol


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[tt108102]

Anything less than FS for more than $150

[4FoW2]

Someone been having those 3rd world massages and now got a weird price model for extras lol
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Or someone not prepared to be dictated to or ripped off by overinflated prices set by greedy ML.

[DuelHandsOrDie]

Or someone not prepared to be dictated to or ripped off by overinflated prices set by greedy ML.

How’s loading Tinder and getting it for free in comparison?


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[The Professor]

Yeah Tinder is as successful as Locanto.

[DuelHandsOrDie]

Yeah Tinder is as successful as Locanto.

Have you tried Westfield food court?


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[DuelHandsOrDie]

is this what happens when you reply from the wrong account 4 floors and professor?








lol.

I hate it when they check your notes to see if it’s real


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[4FoW2]

lol yeah wish I had the Professor's history but not his age, sorry Prof.

[cjh]

Pete hates
Too much oil
Crap, heavy oil
Taking calls / messages whilst massaging etc
Short time

[gpeck80]

When in off in the distance you hear a male voice say "Honey! I'm home!"

[Koolpunt]

Asking you to turn over with 20 minutes lsft of the massage

[HHHeisenberg]

Shops which use non water soluble massage oil that is nearly impossible to get off without scrubbing the fuck out of your hide.

Too much oil generally.

Any leaving the room or taking calls/SMS (or the noise thereof) during your massage time.

If the shop has only one ML on, not locking the door when you go for your massage.

Turn over too quickly.

Turn over with not enough time left so they're rushing to get you to cum like they're rubbing the ink off a stamp

Bad attitude

PRC ladies generally, usually fat and disgusting

Other punters being loud when they're in the shop, listening to the absolute cringefest that is a punter trying to chat up an ML.

Other punters making eye contact with you when you enter or exit the shop or inside the shop

Non-discrete entrances ie on busy roads, or shops that lock their doors at all times (fair enough if few MLs on or all busy)

Air temperature being too hot or too cold in the room

Shops with walls that do not go all the way to the ceiling, or shops which use curtains for walls/doors, absolutely disgusting.

Too light/dark in the room

[masacuph]

Picking up the phone or answering the door whilst ML on the clock

[APL]

Ceiling watches

[Givewhenyouget]

ML that chews gum while she’s on your back..

[Biglad]

Whiffy fanny. Good personal hygiene is easy.

[PoohBear]

1. Robots (when the WL is just not interested and doesn’t even bother trying to fake it)
2. WL taking phone calls or texting during session
3. Don’t mind money up front too much but drives me nuts afterwards when you find out that they have undisclosed restrictions (like no touching areas, etc)
4. Bad hygiene or Time of the month
5. Paying for xx mins, finishing a little earlier but the WL is not willing to use up remaining time with massage or conversation.

[the gelding]

Having to consistently ask for my $5 change. It can happen anytime and doesn't feel good.

[BrisbanePunter]

Seems to be that some girls I have met will greet you and after paying make you wait a long time before they return to the room. I'm not sure if that is just my nerves and time flies or if it really is long. How long do they think it takes us to get undressed when it seems same time the final 15 minutes of a massage the girl can undress, do bodyslide, do hj, get dressed, get hot water, wash us down and ask for $100.

[flamejob]

- when they stop the hj the moment of orgasm & dont milk it dry
- hate being asked to provide a photo, which some private MLs have asked for
- no TT during the massage and just wait until the last 10 mins or so to try & get a rise
- taking calls during the massage or leaving the room during it
- short-changing on time