we get so STUPID when we are horny! haha

[Jim.james54321go]

i used Locanto, and got sucked in that supposedly there was a hot Romanian girl at this address. I went there, and i was _telling_ myself that if it was an older asian lady, I was walking out. But, there she was, dolled up in her lingerie, 'dallin, dallin, you stay wit mee' etc etc. As i realized there was no Romanian girl coming out, somehow, i couldn't quite leave, as i was horny, and there she was ... but then she gets undressed and i suddenly see she has belly rolls, and we're doing sex but man i didn't even really know i was inside, and she was making squeeling cat noises, no different positions made it feel any better .. i basically got disgusted and bored, so i pretended to come, then left, $130 poorer.
what an idiot! i _promise_ myself, that is the last time every, i will NEVER go with an asian unless she is young & hot, and i _will_ save up more cash so i can spend 150 -250 bucks on a quality girl, and only Caucasian .
please little Head, help me keep those promises!

[masacuph]

Condolences bro, yeah little head sometimes makes commitments that the rest of the body doesn't. Upside is can't get any worse....

[dt333]

Get a reverse image search extension for your chrome browser. Practical solution.

[DoMoSan]

When shops are booked out and you need a quick fix. Knowing it’s too good to be true or it’s a bait and switch yet still hope for the best.

[AHLUNGOR]

i used Locanto, and got sucked in that supposedly there was a hot Romanian girl at this address. I went there, and i was _telling_ myself that if it was an older asian lady, I was walking out. But, there she was, dolled up in her lingerie, 'dallin, dallin, you stay wit mee' etc etc. As i realized there was no Romanian girl coming out, somehow, i couldn't quite leave, as i was horny, and there she was ... but then she gets undressed and i suddenly see she has belly rolls, and we're doing sex but man i didn't even really know i was inside, and she was making squeeling cat noises, no different positions made it feel any better .. i basically got disgusted and bored, so i pretended to come, then left, $130 poorer.
what an idiot! i _promise_ myself, that is the last time every, i will NEVER go with an asian unless she is young & hot, and i _will_ save up more cash so i can spend 150 -250 bucks on a quality girl, and only Caucasian .
please little Head, help me keep those promises!

Sounds like you deserved what you got when you went for the cheapie !!

Yeah, save up and go to Stilettos, Tiffany’s or Liaison , see the line up before you pay, lesson learned?

[blackmanjb]

Little head get the control of body when horny bro hahaha

[CountryPunter]

Mate, don’t feel too bad. Nearly all of us have been caught that way.

Just make sure you learn from your experience.

After about 10yrs of punting I reckon my good punts far outnumber the duds.

And for what it’s worth one of my best punts is with an Asian wl in her 40s. See her quite regularly.

[Tiankou]

Feel sorry for you bro. But you really would not expect to spend 150 bucks for a young euro chick at a private place, would you?

[1inchguy]

we all have been there
Saw an ad that said they were Japanese mature lady. I dont mind the age but i wanted to see Japanese.
When i got there, the place they were staying looked like a crack house and the wind could blow it down any second.
Turns out they were Chinese and they look awful.....

[Carissawhore]

We have all been their, always wank once before you go exploring so that you are in clear state of mind

[cuteguy]

Get a reverse image search extension for your chrome browser. Practical solution.

Good advice. If you're not sure about a private ad do the reverse image search. It will reveal if the photo is real or fake and then there will be no need to waste your time.

[Warrabong]

Locanto is like eating KFC. Every time I say never again and find my self back there again

[rooter]

The clear lesson from many threads and posts on the Forum is to avoid Escorts and Babes, Skokka, Locanto etc

[HardCore]

If you avoid E&B, Skokka, Locanto etc, then are you just advising to pass on privates? Honest question, is there places you would recommend for privates?

I don't see many but have been relatively successful using those sites, but you need to research first. Google the number to look for others being advertised both current and old that are using the same number, reverse image the photos, and most importantly don't visit anybody that has not been reviewed on any review sites. Well that's what I do and it has not been bad.

[alc]

For me, EnB has had an 80% hit rate. The golden rule is need to be verified. After that, the less professional/staged the pic the better - for an Asian punt.

The inverse is true for Western punts - professional with a face shot. Social media presence is pretty important for Western punts, I've found. Don't go for agencies if you're really hoping for a specific punt.

Locanto has had its good times but in general the uncertainty is probably more exciting than the punt.

[MrPerson126]

Hahaha bro, been there.

Best rule of thumb for privates... don't go there! You never know what you're getting, there's no security, I mean, you could get robbed even. Just go to a R&T and fork out a little extra for FS. $80-120 for a 50/50 chance on a private, or $120-160 for a massage and FS in a guaranteed clean shop where very few things can go wrong.

[annintofu]

Sounds like you deserved what you got when you went for the cheapie !!

Yeah, save up and go to Stilettos, Tiffany’s or Liaison , see the line up before you pay, lesson learned?
haha, couldn't have said better.

[Jim.james54321go]

update: i've finally found a fricken unicorn! She is probs 25yr old, petite, hot, passionate, only charges $100, she is in an isolated house on a property 10min from me, and says she doesn't plan on leaving for quite some time. I can't quite believe my luck!

[Forward Must Hang]

.................

[wilisno]

Isolated? Sounds great. Like, "it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"...

FMH
Then he has to learn how to silence the lambs ?

[warwick1]

Then he has to learn how to silent the lambs ?

"Put the lotion in the basket"...