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BillyH
18-05-2021, 09:45 PM
Longtime lurker and on/off again punter, first post!

Recently have had the urge to punt, reports are about a month old but thought I should share anyway :smile:

$50 Quick HJ Boondall/Zillmere/Taigum - Locanto
There's a few ads for this one, it's the typical collection of blurry photos and emojis on face with a couple of shots that make it seem it could be alright.
I was in the mood any no one was replying, $50 for a quick HJ, how bad could it be? It was in a house in Zillmere with an obvious LED Massage sign pointing down to the side entrance of a house. Open the door to an old asian woman looking nothing like the photos, couldn't really get it fully going but I finished non the less.
Was in there less than 13mins, wouldn't return but on the positive side, she was friendly and gave me a heap of candies when I left haha.

J @ FG
First time checking this place out after seeing all the posts, was on quite a long no fap streak which in hindsight was stupid because I wouldn't get my VFM... :sweat:
J from Thailand was very friendly, young and pretty, good conversation and spoke decent english. Massage was above average, a few brush pass and tickles got me wanting to flip straight away. Before flipping I was given the options, after hearing body slide for $150 I completely forgot what the other options were and how much. Definitely will return, just don't like the entrance right on the main road, I timed my entrance between traffic light changes :cool2:

Ayaka Chermside - E&B
This was an ad for a "Japanese" escort/massage, went for a "30min" $120 massage. Her photos were of a cute young Asian girl, when I arrived it was quite different. From certain angles she kinda looked like the photos, could be really old photos but the photos are fairly clear, my guess could be a younger relative. She was located in an apartment block close by to the McDonald's, she was still quite cute, when I entered the apartment we both got naked straight away and had maybe 10mins of massage. There was a little bit of tackle play but pretty much flipped straight away after a couple of brushes, was good for quick fix, would return if I didn't want to go closer to the City.

E @ SSDS
Haven't been to SSDS in years but always had fond memories, I booked 30mins without picking anyone in particular, was feeling lucky. Surprisingly I was offered a choice like how they do it brothels, never had that before, was pleasantly surprised. I went with a tall slim Chinese girl, pretty good massage, not too chatty, a little more business like. Some teasing to get me in the mood, on the flip was given the standard options but added BJ as an after thought, went with that for $150. She got naked and oiled the shit out of me and started to give me a body slide, got my spirits down because I thought she misheard me and all I could think of was the BJ haha, but she did go for it like a champ, got a polite warning not to go in her mouth though. :anger: Would return again but have to sample the other offerings right? I reiterate, it was like as if she poured litres of oil over me, felt sorry for the next dude who got to lay down on that table.

Hopefully I did this in the correct format and didn't break any rules, looking forward to punting more!

Givewhenyouget
19-05-2021, 09:30 AM
Great first post and thanks for sharing 🙏

tripitaka19
19-05-2021, 10:43 AM
Thanks billy. Sounds like SSDS is better value than FG. Will have to give it a go.

"I timed my entrance between traffic light changes"

What about your exit? Peeked outside first?

APL
19-05-2021, 10:51 AM
Nice start Billy welcome
IMHO $150 body slides are usually from MLs trying to justify higher prices for other options that are more value
As a matter of interest was your Chermside try on the 8th floor??

blake_ly
19-05-2021, 04:21 PM
IMHO $150 body slides are usually from MLs trying to justify higher prices for other options that are more value


I agree with this, I have found the 150 marker is so you can't bargain down the next option down to 150, which is standard pricing for the next option at a lot of the places.

Champion first review

BillyH
19-05-2021, 06:39 PM
Thanks for the welcome guys!




What about your exit? Peeked outside first?

I got lucky haha, otherwise I would have walked with the traffic until it slowed down.





As a matter of interest was your Chermside try on the 8th floor??

Just checked, it was on the 3rd floor but I wouldn't be surprised if she moved rooms every so often.

Bobbitybob
19-05-2021, 09:33 PM
Great reviews, now I just have to work out what SS stands for in SSDS.

dileridoo
20-05-2021, 07:55 PM
Hey BillyH, I do enjoy a Northside Thai experience. What was it about J’s bodyslides that made you forget about the other options? What was her rig like?

The Dominator
22-06-2021, 09:30 AM
front of Bob Jane Toombul have a nice stable of petite young thai lasses … E, N and L

dileridoo
22-06-2021, 10:59 PM
Haven’t tried the shop yet, will get onto it! Or let it get onto me?… 🤭🤔

BrisbanePunter
24-06-2021, 07:18 AM
Hasn't Toombul Massage House also had various poor reviews. It is a place that definitely varies depending upon the girl and the day.

Frank Walker
03-07-2021, 03:48 PM
GL in Aspley got a fit little pocket rocket Thai bird (T****e).