Best Ladyboy massage sydney?

[fitzyfister]

Lads. I wanted to ask where is the best place in Sydney? Massage parlours. Where I can find them.

[dannyboy]

I'd like to know this also..

[alc]

Don't know about massage and parlour but this one is pretty good: https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/WA/Perth/Independent/Gigi2019/. She travels around a lot but seems to be in Sydney around once a month.

[Carissawhore]

I saw one in the line-up 1/181 Smithfield, she/he was pretty.

[Ziggurat]

Don't know about massage and parlour but this one is pretty good: https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/WA/Perth/Independent/Gigi2019/. She travels around a lot but seems to be in Sydney around once a month.

It is an involuntary visceral thing but looking at those photos made me feel sick in the guts. Literally in the vomitous sense. :spook: Then I read she had a 6.5" dick and I felt worse. :spook: Not that the specific size had anything to do with it. :shout:

[buster]

Most people call it homophobia

[Rogeryou]

Most people call it homophobia

No only cancel culture does!

So if you’re not bisexual and you find this fucked up that makes you homophobic? People are free to do as they please if you want to suck dick all power to you! Just as the OP is free to fine it vile, it’s his prerogative as well.

[GoldfishMan]

Lads. I wanted to ask where is the best place in Sydney? Massage parlours. Where I can find them.
Mate, you got to be more specific. Especially since you're asking for MLs. What do you wanna do, fuck em, just get extras or you just like to be touched by them?

I mean, I know an ML, heart and soul of a lady, body of a big fat man. She does the most incredible Thai style massage you can imagine. With those big heavy hands, she can crack your back simply by putting them on your back, it's incredible. Sadly I think she's gone on to do other stuff.

[Scanlan]

Babies , Babies , Babies
For generation's society has been unsucessful educating families to combat the hordes of thousand 's of bastard's being pumped out every year until they are too old to do so.
Now we face a new age problem hordes of creatures that try to get pregnant and carry babies they can't deliver .
They masses face a threat of a creepy darkness that is just not natural.

[dannyboy]

Don't knock it until you've tried it.. 😂😂

[Scanlan]

Be proud of your heritage and make sure they spawn.
And make sure they know there place in the world and more importantly isn't.
Its just my view and just like my view on feminist's. These bitch's idealogy leads to
nothing more than over masculinization of our daughter's and turns them into lesbian's.

[alc]

Be proud of your heritage and make sure they spawn.
And make sure they know there place in the world and more importantly isn't.
Its just my view and just like my view on feminist's. These bitch's idealogy leads to
nothing more than over masculinization of our daughter's and turns them into lesbian's.

so is that yay or nay to chicks with dicks?

[Scanlan]

Remember despite having your own want's and needs you have a duty to protect your heritage
first and foremost. If attacked or called on to defend my heritage i will not hesitate one second.
If a fellow human being needs my help, i will alway's assist them or anyone else.
No i will not defend these unnatural things.

[bigboymcevoy69]

Remember despite having your own want's and needs you have a duty to protect your heritage
first and foremost. If attacked or called on to defend my heritage i will not hesitate one second.
If a fellow human being needs my help, i will alway's assist them or anyone else.
No i will not defend these unnatural things.

i'm not trying to sound rude or condescending here but mate i reckon you need to log off from the internet for a bit, give your brain a break

[warwick1]

Most people call it homophobia

If I don't like fucking guys up the arse or sucked or fucked by guys, call me homophobic, you my friend are the one with a big problem.......

[letsgo]

I don’t get why people who is really against something see a discussion clearly labelled about it have the urge to go on read through all the comments and even look up the links then go and tell people how they find it disgusting and it’s their choice to hate it. I can’t see why people can just ignore it

It would be like if people who hated punting and sex work came on this forum saying it’s disgusting and immoral

[cumquat]

If I don't like fucking guys up the arse or sucked or fucked by guys, call me homophobic, you my friend are the one with a big problem.......

Agree. having a shown preference for hetero sex partners only , does not make you it - homophobic.

However, actions, behaviour, written and spoken language may put you on the phobic spectrum.


Ok. You’ve just had a great night of bar hopping, you woke beside a gorgeous Thai woman ,bronzed, a filigree of Tatts wondering over shoulders, waist and toward her tight moistening pussy. It’s warm , you hear ocean waves , sun just over the horizon , you have great morning sex in doggy, missionary and standing in the shower, then go for a swim , a fresh lime juice…

leaving the beach, again you see that hot thai woman, just over the road. You go over . A massage would be sensational ,, you go for a massage - just a warm oil massage �� you’re feeling great. She offers you a HJ. Feels fukn huge .

You shoot all over her hands. Only then you realise those hands look a little large…

Would a warm oil massage be ok?

[adahar]

I don’t get why people who is really against something see a discussion clearly labelled about it have the urge to go on read through all the comments and even look up the links then go and tell people how they find it disgusting and it’s their choice to hate it. I can’t see why people can just ignore it

It would be like if people who hated punting and sex work came on this forum saying it’s disgusting and immoral

Some people like to get offended on behalf of other people, then get the urge to tell every one about their feelings.

[dannyboy]

If I don't like fucking guys up the arse or sucked or fucked by guys, call me homophobic, you my friend are the one with a big problem.......

Why did you weigh into the discussion if you have no interest in the topic.. Just scroll down to the next topic..

[warwick1]

Why did you weigh into the discussion if you have no interest in the topic.. Just scroll down to the next topic..

Free speech "dannyboy"...have a nice day

[dannyboy]

Free speech "dannyboy"...have a nice day

I'm all for it, but just don't get why you need to announce to everyone you don't like ladyboy massages on a post about where someone can find the best ladyboy massage.. 😂😂

[warwick1]

I'm all for it, but just don't get why you need to announce to everyone you don't like ladyboy massages on a post about where someone can find the best ladyboy massage.. ����

Sorry I am an old conservative, if you are not gay why would you need some bloke to do all this shit to you..........

[rooter]

On the upside I guess they would have big strong hands so they can really get those knots out :) :)

[dannyboy]

Sorry I am an old conservative, if you are not gay why would you need some bloke to do all this shit to you..........

Liking ladyboys doesn't make you gay, but you're entitled to your opinion and beliefs

[Ziggurat]

I don’t get why people who is really against something see a discussion clearly labelled about it have the urge to go on read through all the comments and even look up the links then go and tell people how they find it disgusting and it’s their choice to hate it. I can’t see why people can just ignore it


Anthropological research, bewilderment, attempting to solve a puzzle, an appalled wonder, disbelief, trying to reconcile contradictions and failing :question:

[warwick1]

Anthropological research, bewilderment, attempting to solve a puzzle, an appalled wonder, disbelief, trying to reconcile contradictions and failing :question:

None of the above, just an opinion:grimace:, Sounds like a "Liminal" post, his spirit has entered "Ziggurat"

[tkicks]

This particular topic aside, there is a constant theme to all warwicks posts on this forum, which he sounds like a boring self-righteous total total kunt

[warwick1]

This particular topic aside, there is a constant theme to all warwicks posts on this forum, which he sounds like a boring self-righteous total total kunt

Thank you for your support, enjoy the lock down and take care...and its spelt with a "C" not a "K"..and my best friend is my puppy dog so I can't be all bad..........

[cumquat]

Thank you for your support, enjoy the lock down and take care...and its spelt wit a "C"

I thought you were saying. Lockdown should be spelt …cockfown… kinda apt at moment

[tkicks]

Thank you for your support, enjoy the lock down and take care...and its spelt wit a "C" not a "K"..and my best friend is my puppy dog so I can't be all bad..........

Best and only friend

[warwick1]

Best and only friend

Whatever you say, sadly one of my best friends and a family member passed away recently so you got me with that obnoxious comment, cheers[ATTACH=CONFIG]74427

[Scanlan]

The biggest threat to the human race is this LGBT propoganda bile that the media pumps out 24/7 .
This starts young and now at school's and tells the lie love is love. The reality is violent , sodomy ,
Aid's and exchange of body fluid and excretion which is unnatural and leaves them covered in filth.
Tolerance of this evil is lie and which so many converted LGBT kid's. We need to reclaim our culture and tell the truth about the degenerate LGBT sickening movement.

[Bmal]

The biggest threat to the human race is this LGBT propoganda bile that the media pumps out 24/7 .
This starts young and now at school's and tells the lie love is love. The reality is violent , sodomy ,
Aid's and exchange of body fluid and excretion which is unnatural and leaves them covered in filth.
Tolerance of this evil is lie and which so many converted LGBT kid's. We need to reclaim our culture and tell the truth about the degenerate LGBT sickening movement.

I would have thought intolerance of those stuck in ancient times would have been a bigger threat. But that’s just me.

[dannyboy]

I would have thought intolerance of those stuck in ancient times would have been a bigger threat. But that’s just me.

In ancient times they actually recognised many different genders, the Talmud mentions 8 different genders..

[Scanlan]

LGBT is like Toxoplasmous at work.
The infected rat actively seeks out the scent / urine of a cat and has no fear of being eaten
because the Protozon has hijacked the Neuronal reward mechanism in order to complete its life cycle in the cat's gut.

[Forward Must Hang]

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[Scanlan]

Please tell our son's and daughter's LGBT is like a disease organism.
They suck up resource's and interfere with natural resource's and cause nationalities they infest to
rot on the inside until it resembles a dessicated cadaver. You learn you cannot co exist with these barbarian's.
They are hostile to any and all life. Have you ever notice they have no pets ? And no pot plant's either ?
They are a giant parasite disease organism that suck's the life out of anything that has the misfortune to cross their path.

[Labia Vortex]

This thread is about Lady Boy massage
Not prejudices and fears of the poorly educated

[dannyboy]

This thread is about Lady Boy massage
Not prejudices and fears of the poorly educated

Exactly... Some of these posts are ridiculous

[TheMaestro]

Boyce Road at Maroubra opposite the pub had the occasional Ladyboy. Not for me, but whatever floats your boat!

[4647]

Please tell our son's and daughter's LGBT is like a disease organism.
They suck up resource's and interfere with natural resource's and cause nationalities they infest to
rot on the inside until it resembles a dessicated cadaver. You learn you cannot co exist with these barbarian's.
They are hostile to any and all life. Have you ever notice they have no pets ? And no pot plant's either ?
They are a giant parasite disease organism that suck's the life out of anything that has the misfortune to cross their path.

You must be fun at parties

[Scanlan]

Feminists are finally getting they society they convert.
Everyone is equal and no one may be excluded.
This includes deranged males who want to dress up in panties and lipstick so they can pee in
the ladies rooms and girls who want testerone shots so they can grow beards and pecs .
In a way it sad because post LGBT society may end up dull and puritanical.
Its good to need alot of work to undo this crap . Maybe even some forced lobotomies to
speed it up.

[adahar]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

[4647]

Feminists are finally getting they society they convert.
Everyone is equal and no one may be excluded.
This includes deranged males who want to dress up in panties and lipstick so they can pee in
the ladies rooms and girls who want testerone shots so they can grow beards and pecs .
In a way it sad because post LGBT society may end up dull and puritanical.
Its good to need alot of work to undo this crap . Maybe even some forced lobotomies to
speed it up.
Crawl back into your cave you are irrelevant

[asiafever]

Surely Scanlan is trolling, but sadly there are a lot who feel as he describes.
If ladyboys aren't your thing, that's cool, nobody said you have to be into it, but there's no need to be an obnoxious cunt about it.

[warwick1]

Surely Scanlan is trolling, but sadly there are a lot who feel as he describes.
If ladyboys aren't your thing, that's cool, nobody said you have to be into it, but there's no need to be an obnoxious cunt about it.

I don't think ol'mate Scanlon is playing with a full deck just quietly.......

[asiafever]

I don't think ol'mate Scanlon is playing with a full deck just quietly.......

Hahaha maybe. I mean, I'm no intellectual giant, I once saw a sign in the shopping centre that said "Wet Floor", so I did, but some of the ranting on LGBTQ I'm seeing here is next level...

[Scanlan]

I want every damn last sub -human, cannibalistic , savage ,feral LGBT the living hell out of
this country as soon as possible. Perhaps the Gov can purchase some boats to move them
to the middle of the Pacific . If they sink i don't give a damn.
Either way we finally rid ourselves of the worst scourge perpetuated upon us. These blue
gummed scrotums have single handedly destroyed every last one of our one time beautfiul
major metropolitan area's and just about every council throughout our nation.
Be gone forever you feral , primate , neanderthal , prehistoric LGBT Chimps.

[tkicks]

Lots of redirected subliminal self-hatred getting unleashed here....deep down you know you LOVE cock...surrender to your inner voice, you'll feel much better, and you can stop clogging up this forum with your eyes-bulging veins-popping rants

[GoldfishMan]

I don't think ol'mate Scanlon is playing with a full deck just quietly.......

Exactly! I don't know why anyone would reply to him. Everytime I see a post from him, I just scroll right through it, no need to read a word of it. He's just either perpetually high as a kite, has a few screws loose, or both.

Also, sorry to hear about your recent loss. My condolences to you and your family.

[GoldfishMan]

Oi fighting forum members, in case you didn't realise, the OP was just taking the piss with his question. He's only posted 1 time to start this sexuality fight, and walked away into the sunset or enjoying the show with popcorn.
I think forum mods need to lock this thread, it's a waste of space!

[warwick1]

Exactly! I don't know why anyone would reply to him. Everytime I see a post from him, I just scroll right through it, no need to read a word of it. He's just either perpetually high as a kite, has a few screws loose, or both.

Also, sorry to hear about your recent loss. My condolences to you and your family.

Thank you, very much appreciated...One of the things I hate about getting old is losing the people you grew up with...

[Scanlan]

We breed Dobermans to have no Z factors, no hip dsyplasia , no thyroid, heart or long issues , no
wobbles etc. Only breed to the best. So why do we care so much more about the imperfections of
the future of animals than human being 's ? Genetic engineered babies is one of the solution's
to the greastest threat to mankind. Eliminate this vicious , viral LGBT Chrosome once and forever
that's holding back and choking mankind.

[Scanlan]

Now some venom for my nemesis.
I have some extensive research into this topic. It is impossible to say anything with certainty,
but what i did find led me to this shocking conclusion, that LGBT were indeed human -
gorilla or human chimp hybrids and not fully human. The proof is the Siman Shelf , Skeleton proportions ,skull and tooth shape and body features only found in gorilla's and chimps and make's me question whether they are human at all.

[Forward Must Hang]

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[Scanlan]

I can't even turn on TV anymore ( and its seems this forum ) anymore without almost immediately being bombarded by LGBT believer's or sympathizer's promoting the joy of diversity and anyone opposing who proudly stated their belief's are evil , bigoted , unintelligent , intolerant , unpatriotic.
I am speaking up for my race. The human race.

[abovetherim]

Scalan trying to deflect attention from this thread so he can have all the ladyboys in Sydney to himself

[asiafever]

Scalan trying to deflect attention from this thread so he can have all the ladyboys in Sydney to himself

There's a "He doth protest too much" type air about it, isn't there?

[Scanlan]

There's a "He doth protest too much" type air about it, isn't there?
Keep in your own lane kid and you might learn something.

[Jamez11]

There's a "He doth protest too much" type air about it, isn't there?

Haha yeah and he leaves the Q out of LGBT, maybe a Freudian slip? ScanMAN when did you realise you were queer? Have you acted on it yet? Was he cute? I bet you loved it!!!

[warwick1]

Maybe ol'mate Scanlan is just taking the piss, or maybe he is bat shit crazy, I vote for the latter...take care y'all

[Rogeryou]

Maybe ol'mate Scanlan is just taking the piss, or maybe he is bat shit crazy, I vote for the latter...take care y'all

Maybe he is a lady boy!

[warwick1]

Maybe he is a lady boy!

Quite possibly, very interesting:grimace:

[Scanlan]

Anyone that's being around these LGBT freak's know's they are a bad news, drama ,daddy issue's and prolapse bung hole's. Nasty weirdo's. LGBT Pride what the hell do they have to be proud of , lot of pride in the unthinkable these freak they do being closed door's. Totally against the law of nature.

[Scanlan]

Our precious planet will end up like want happened in the Planet of Apes.
Really these rainbow coloured apes have gone too far.
These LGBT goblin's belong in a zoo eating bug's out of each other's fur and swinging from
branch's and eating banana's all day.

[halfway]

Did the bloke who started this thread ever a get an answer to his question ?

[dannyboy]

The original planet of the apes movie with Charlton Heston was great..

[warwick1]

The original planet of the apes movie with Charlton Heston was great..

I actually agree with you, the best one of the lot.......

[GoldfishMan]

The original planet of the apes movie with Charlton Heston was great..
Absolutely. That ending is still one of the most memorable moments in film I reckon!

[Fred Flintstone]

This forum should be a no poofter zone

[TheMaestro]

Bro Lonely Heart knows a ladyboy who can suck cock in Matraville apparently.

[warwick1]

Bro Lonely Heart knows a ladyboy who can suck cock in Matraville apparently.

Scanlan??????????

[TheMaestro]

Scanlan??????????

That is what one rumour says.

[rooter]

This forum should be a no poofter zone

Hahaha! Classic. Straight out of the 1970s :) Love it!

[warwick1]

Hahaha! Classic. Straight out of the 1970s :) Love it!

We used to call them "pillow biters"

[Scanlan]

Have you noticed a Chimp evolves to maturity in 8 months ?
So my reasoning the Rainbow Chimp evolves quicker pace but Human Beings
evolve further. Did you notice RC often seem immature ? I notice they seem childish
with their wimpy giggle.
Anyway i believe we just beginning now to understand that the RC are entirely a different
species to us HB.

[Forward Must Hang]

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[GoldfishMan]

My eldest son is gay.

Some of this shit is really demoralising to hear.

Stay beautiful brothers.

It's a real shame isn't it? Maybe human beings are destined to never be able to have peace and we're meant to tear each other apart. People can use any characteristic to be able to segregate and attack a group of "other" people. Race, religion, skin colour, a line in the sand, sexual orientation, old or young, male or female.... Makes you wonder maybe in the not so distant future there will be a war between short and long haired people!

[wilisno]

It's a real shame isn't it? Maybe human beings are destined to never be able to have peace and we're meant to tear each other apart. People can use any characteristic to be able to segregate and attack a group of "other" people. Race, religion, skin colour, a line in the sand, sexual orientation, old or young, male or female.... Makes you wonder maybe in the not so distant future there will be a war between short and long haired people!
It already happened years ago, Singapore banned long haired travelers into their country during the Beatles period.

[carmen farquis]

Back in the eighties there were skin heads would fight people because they had long hair.

Not quiet war but gang war

[Ziggurat]

It is not the same as thinking short hair is better than long hair. The reason most men don't want to lightly tickle a pair of balls that are situated on someone at approximately the level of your eyes, and then watch fascinated as the cock grows, and then grows still more under their light tickling, is that something deep inside them greatly objects to the very thought of it. They don't want to imagine it and they don't want to imagine anyone doing it either. They don't care if others are doing it, they just want to spare themselves those mind pictures. :D