Bodily Functions

[jayjays]

Anyone ever needed to fart or crap during a massage? Tell us some funny stories

[BrisbanePunter]

do you do know you have to be over 18 to access this forum?

if you are over 18 please post some reports instead of banal questions.

[Budgyboy]

I always find it strange that punters ask this kind of question. Its like a 7 year olds question do you wee wee or poo poo oohh whaa, dont ask this shit man, give some good intel or ask something legit.

[BrisbanePunter]

I always find it strange that punters ask this kind of question.
why would you think this pseudonym is a punter at all? high probability of just being an armchair wanker

[drunk-as-a-punk]

Anyone ever needed to fart or crap during a massage? Tell us some funny stories

Lol. Well I for one appreciate the question. I haven't personally shat on a ml but hope someone has

[HHHeisenberg]

Great thread mate, don’t listen to the haters. I’ve noticed most places have a can of air freshener in the room for just such an occasion!

[jayjays]

Great thread mate, don’t listen to the haters. I’ve noticed most places have a can of air freshener in the room for just such an occasion!

Cheers mate. Was just curious whether people hold it in or ask to be excused to go to the toilet. Not a hard question.

Obviously Brispunter and budgyboy have never had that issue before. Wish we were all like them.

[ecchi.gaijin]

A girl from Cloud 9 spoke about a punter who was on all 4s trying to fist his own ass when she walked into the room. Does that count?

[StiffCompetition]

:grimace: That is rather disturbing...

[ococpunt]

A girl from Cloud 9 spoke about a punter who was on all 4s trying to fist his own ass when she walked into the room. Does that count?

that's a long reach, I don't think I'll be able to do it even if I wanted to...

[jayjays]

A girl from Cloud 9 spoke about a punter who was on all 4s trying to fist his own ass when she walked into the room. Does that count?

That wins a gold medal

[Finkamymain]

Cheers mate. Was just curious whether people hold it in or ask to be excused to go to the toilet. Not a hard question.

Obviously Brispunter and budgyboy have never had that issue before. Wish we were all like them.Yeah not sure why they were mad for. This is the general thread not after report, so anything can be said/asked.

One lady told me there was toilet paper hanging out this dudes ass cheeks, so she told him to have a shower [emoji1785][emoji1785]

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[Batting100]

Yeah not sure why they were mad for. This is the general thread not after report, so anything can be said/asked.

One lady told me there was toilet paper hanging out this dudes ass cheeks, so she told him to have a shower [emoji1785][emoji1785]

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Least he had the decency to leave it there indicating to her that he hadn’t wiped his ass properly...most the time they just leave huge skid marks on the bed which are found after the guy has left

[Gentleman20]

Childish question/thread.