How do oily joints work?

[Burny8]

There is a massage place near me where the girls are good looking asian women in really tight outfits acting like hookers. Im assuming generally they just jack people off, but i was wondering how far do they go?

If i offered them money to tonguefuck their ass for 30 mins would they go for it? Do they fuck in these ‘massage’ shops?

[warwick1]

There is a massage place near me where the girls are good looking asian women in really tight outfits acting like hookers. Im assuming generally they just jack people off, but i was wondering how far do they go?

If i offered them money to tonguefuck their ass for 30 mins would they go for it? Do they fuck in these ‘massage’ shops?

I remember when one of my nephews was about 12, he was talking to me about a girl he had met and he blurted out "I've kissed her but haven't rooted her yet":grimace:that's how these posts sound to me, kind of cute in a way, maybe someone else trying to take the piss.............

[rooter]

You are a funny guy Burny ;)
Everyone knows that massage shops are all run by the giant alien lizards that secretly rule the earth.
The girls that work there take on a human form but are actually giant alien slime.
They are collecting as much human semen as possible for their experiments.

[dotcumdotinyou]

He has an obsession with tongue fucking arses, is this the 4th or 5th thread he's asked the question.

[massage addict]

Haha gold. It depends on the shop and the girl. I'm sure you could find one that will allow you tounge fuck her arse

[Carissawhore]

You are a funny guy Burny ;)
Everyone knows that massage shops are all run by the giant alien lizards that secretly rule the earth.
The girls that work there take on a human form but are actually giant alien slime.
They are collecting as much human semen as possible for their experiments.
Can vouch for rooter, I have phd in alientology, WL's and ML's are just using us, don't fall for it mannn.

[GoldfishMan]

You are a funny guy Burny ;)
Everyone knows that massage shops are all run by the giant alien lizards that secretly rule the earth.
The girls that work there take on a human form but are actually giant alien slime.
They are collecting as much human semen as possible for their experiments.
I'm getting weird Tom Cruise vibes from you bro...

[JJBlows]

There is a massage place near me where the girls are good looking asian women in really tight outfits acting like hookers. Im assuming generally they just jack people off, but i was wondering how far do they go?

If i offered them money to tonguefuck their ass for 30 mins would they go for it? Do they fuck in these ‘massage’ shops?

Dude just go to yoko's in rydalmere and do it there.

[2inchwonder]

Which suburbs has the good looking Asians MS, asking for a friend

[woods23]

Believe it or not- Almost every girls like their bum hole licked ..according to my survey :grimace:

[TheMaestro]

Believe it or not- Almost every girls like their bum hole licked ..according to my survey :grimace:

Sample size of 1?

[GoldfishMan]

Sample size of 1?
Lol I have a sample size of 1. My ex-GF, 10 years or so younger than I am, but was happy to be rimmed. Not sure if she liked it, but she sure liked making me feel good. After a while she got the message that I loved her tight and clean little cornhole. Her incredible body with that tight 20-something round arse, silky long legs, wasn't wasted either! I was often amazed at how someone so slim can have such a nice butt!

Got to talking about anal sex and eventually she gave me her anal virginity. It was one of the most intense sexual experiences I've ever had, bros. The feeling of that membrane throbbing around my cock was incredible. Needs to be experienced to understand what I'm saying. No rubber, it was all about my throbbing cock against her throbbing arse. Amazing experience!

[woods23]

Sample size of 1?

All I can say is the most beautiful cleanest looking"Bum hole" :prettiness:in Sydney goes to beautiful girl- Ginza C Star .

No details -but had the most crazy incident with Star that I don't want to think about it ..that's long time ago.

No anal haha just fingering !

[dannyboy]

If your not tongue fucking their asses it's not a proper punt..

[Burny8]

Whats so good about yokos?

[Burny8]

If your not tongue fucking their asses it's not a proper punt..

I mean thats how i see it

[Burny8]

Dude just go to yoko's in rydalmere and do it there.

Whats so good about yokos?

[Burny8]

Believe it or not- Almost every girls like their bum hole licked ..according to my survey :grimace:

Is this a large survey?

[Burny8]

He has an obsession with tongue fucking arses, is this the 4th or 5th thread he's asked the question.

Mate its called research

[woods23]

Is this a large survey?

Yes is a huge over 50+ yrs survey!


As for ML u are in luck - They enjoyed it more nd more accommodating than WL. Wl don't like anal play.

Highly recommended shops with showers in every room like Summerville or 227BW.

BTW it doesn't lead to anal sex u have to be very lucky to get that...It is two different thing;)

[warwick1]

Mate its called research

Why not do a door to door survey of your area???

[GoldfishMan]

Why not do a door to door survey of your area???
You mean back-door to back-door survey?

[warwick1]

You mean back-door to back-door survey?

HaHa very good:shout:

[JJBlows]

Whats so good about yokos?

They will let you do anything you want over there!!

[Adam8989]

They will let you do anything you want over there!!

Yeah, they do. You can definitely tell what they had for breakfast.

[Themassageking]

Let's see... Tongue fucking someone's arse, the situation can lead to an unpleasant taste. Not to mention the numerous diseases that can be transmitted from tongue to arse...

First, you might taste remnants of her poop. Depending on what she ate last night you may get a soft or hard texture. If you're lucky you'd get a texture similar to congee meaning that she's got a stomach bug.

Second, bacterial and viral infections that goes directly into your mouth. Poop contains E. Coli, E. Faecalis and C. Diff. And these days COVID-19 may also be present in poop. So you'd basically get COVID and all other diseases that can cause fever, vomit and diarrhoea.

Third, you'd have poop breath by the end of the session. Who would want that?

You explain it so well. No thanks.

[cumquat]

There is a massage place near me where the girls are good looking asian women in really tight outfits acting like hookers. Im assuming generally they just jack people off, but i was wondering how far do they go?

If i offered them money to tonguefuck their ass for 30 mins would they go for it? Do they fuck in these ‘massage’ shops?

Glory hole candidate