Anybody else have blue balls yet?

[Sharphorse]

Yep. I know some shops and privates are offering services discreetly but I’ve only had one jab so far so I’m still being a good little boy 😇

[Riff888]

Yep. I know some shops and privates are offering services discreetly but I’ve only had one jab so far so I’m still being a good little boy [emoji56]Two punts last week and three the week before, one is a regular long term thing with a 50 year old ex WL. The 50 year old is bloody awesome and the girls I saw were all new and great service.

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[tawer5ag]

Fk blue balls indeed.
I also got prescriotions for viagra and cialis, was hoping i could try and put it to use this weekend. Bummer.

If the lockdown extends again after next week. I might end up going formorivates or whatever shops open

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[TheMaestro]

I am sure there are lots of big blue balls around here.

[wom]

Yeah I have a pair

[Vader]

Two punts last week and three the week before, one is a regular long term thing with a 50 year old ex WL. The 50 year old is bloody awesome and the girls I saw were all new and great service.

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Well that's really irresponsible in a lockdown.

[TheMaestro]

Well that's really irresponsible in a lockdown.

Hence we are still in lockdown.

[wwl]

I think it’s more like quitting smoking, the first week is the worst!

[asiafever]

I think it’s more like quitting smoking, the first week is the worst!

Week two and I am fucking dying here.. I'm getting horny at everything.
Even worse though is that I've met this girl on wechat, I've gone rogue, she keeps sending me pictures of herself. We chat every night. Lovely girl.
I think she may be the one.
Apparently she will help me buy some Bitcoin too, so, winning!!!!






I am joking.


Not about being horny though, that's no joke. It's driving me insane.
My ex started texting me again and the temptation is just so damn strong...

[GoldfishMan]

I'm getting by with good porn and ogling the lovely girls on Chinese Tiktok. So many hotties there you wouldn't believe it!

[rooter]

No need for blue balls.
Man up and just have a wank.
There is so much free porn out there.
An ejaculation is an ejaculation.
Job done.

[warwick1]

I don't really care about the shop closure, my main interest is flying, I have a small share in a Cessna 182 which is located on the Central Coast and I was planning to fly out West this weekend to catch up with an old friend of mine...never mind, things could be worse, we could be living in India, stay safe you all.......

[asiafever]

No need for blue balls.
Man up and just have a wank.
There is so much free porn out there.
An ejaculation is an ejaculation.
Job done.

It's better than nothing but it's not the same.

But at this point it is the responsible thing to do.

Only 8 more days gents.

[Sharphorse]

Hahah I have been jacking off to porn but it’s not the same. Clears the prostrate but not the horny-ness hahah

When I get my second vaccine shot next week I might take my chances on a private if we are still locked down but I’ll decide when I get there. I get the feeling some of the shops I usually frequent might still be open to regular customers if they know you but I’m still in a moral dilemma on whether I’ll try that as well

[JJBlows]

If in doubt, rub one out!!

[tawer5ag]

I was just edging myself during the lockdown and wanted to finish during a session.
Now im 1 and a half weeks in, and 1 and. Half to go. So ill just try and survive for now.

Definitely going for a long booking when this lockdown finally ends.
Hopefully my two recent favorite mls are working and the plan works out

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[GoldfishMan]

I don't really care about the shop closure, my main interest is flying, I have a small share in a Cessna 182 which is located on the Central Coast and I was planning to fly out West this weekend to catch up with an old friend of mine...never mind, things could be worse, we could be living in India, stay safe you all.......
You can fly a plane? Hats off to you, bro warwick1. You and I have had our differences in the past but bygones be bygones. It must be an incredible feeling being able to take yourself up into the clouds!

[GoldfishMan]

I also have to take back what I just said about being ok. I rubbed one out.
Then I went to get groceries, the mere sight of a pair of gleaming Asian girl's legs gave me a stonking boner, FFS!

[TheMaestro]

I also have to take back what I just said about being ok. I rubbed one out.
Then I went to get groceries, the mere sight of a pair of gleaming Asian girl's legs gave me a stonking boner, FFS!

Stay safe bro Goldfishman! Tough times we are in.

[JJBlows]

I also have to take back what I just said about being ok. I rubbed one out.
Then I went to get groceries, the mere sight of a pair of gleaming Asian girl's legs gave me a stonking boner, FFS!

Buy a fleshlight and watch some JAV porn and give us a after report on it😂

[Rogeryou]

Buy a fleshlight and watch some JAV porn and give us a after report on it😂

That’s a good call 🤣

[warwick1]

You can fly a plane? Hats off to you, bro warwick1. You and I have had our differences in the past but bygones be bygones. It must be an incredible feeling being able to take yourself up into the clouds!

Thanks mate, I got my license in the 70s but let it slide and in the last few years thanks to a friend who is an instructor got it all happening again, and I gotta tell ya it's awesome....cheers

[tawer5ag]

Buy a fleshlight and watch some JAV porn and give us a after report on it[emoji23]Actually been thinking of getting a fleshlight or some kind of tenga.

Was quite confused about fleshlights and how theyre supposedly made similar to a specific pornstar.
So its juast similar to the ourter pussy?

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[asiafever]

I also have to take back what I just said about being ok. I rubbed one out.
Then I went to get groceries, the mere sight of a pair of gleaming Asian girl's legs gave me a stonking boner, FFS!

I feel you. Girl at the shop who I got take away from was nerdy cute. Tall, glasses, dyed blonde hair, amazing legs. Im going to lock myself in the shed and white knuckle the next week...

[BlackToad]

I feel you. Girl at the shop who I got take away from was nerdy cute. Tall, glasses, dyed blonde hair, amazing legs. Im going to lock myself in the shed and white knuckle the next week...

Me too bro, saw a couple of young cute girls in Woolworths today, both wearing those skin tight Lycra pants. They were looking for some iced coffee in the fridge. I went back home and fantasised about having a threesome with them, whilst drinking my iced coffee.

[tawer5ag]

I try not to look at girls too much in public, kinda worried i might be too obvious, creepy or something. Haha

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[asiafever]

Me too bro, saw a couple of young cute girls in Woolworths today, both wearing those skin tight Lycra pants. They were looking for some iced coffee in the fridge. I went back home and fantasised about having a threesome with them, whilst drinking my iced coffee.

The other day I tried to occupy myself by going to an outdoor gym near my house and doing chin ups until my arms gave out. Usually the only other people who use it are so old they remember the day the dinosaurs died. But oh no, that day this strikingly gorgeous Arab girl wearing lycra and a g string with a THICC ass was there. How am I supposed to concentrate with that ass bouncing up and down doing step ups right in front of me... fuck me.. Nanna Doreen could've used my groin as a stability bar for her knee lifts... It's not good...

I had to take a trip to Eastwood on Saturday. The place was wall to wall hotties. The girl who served me in the cafe was especially cute. If you'd measured my pulse you'd have to subtract 8..

[GoldfishMan]

Haha you guys are funny.
Those yoga/Lycra pants... I swear I never used to like them. These days I'm staring at them drooling and looking real hard for a panty line. FMD 95% of them don't have any! That can only mean.... Lordy, those are naughty girls!

[asiafever]

Haha you guys are funny.
Those yoga/Lycra pants... I swear I never used to like them. These days I'm staring at them drooling and looking real hard for a panty line. FMD 95% of them don't have any! That can only mean.... Lordy, those are naughty girls!

Apparently there are "no show" underwear the girls are wearing. At least that is what I've been told.

[GoldfishMan]

Apparently there are "no show" underwear the girls are wearing. At least that is what I've been told.

I think you're right, bro! Can't be that many norty girls walking around with no panties or a G-string! Still, I really appreciate what they do for us. To all the no-show-panty/g-string/going-commando girls out there, you have the humblest gratitude of this salty pervy old man. :slobber: :slobber: :slobber:

[Raybo]

Blue balls have dictated terms, have booked a private close by in a LGA not really affected by Covid-19. It is one of those normally dodgy $250 ones so I am not expecting much....picture looks good though lol!

[tawer5ag]

Blue balls have dictated terms, have booked a private close by in a LGA not really affected by Covid-19. It is one of those dodgy $250 ones so I am not expecting much....picture looks good though lol!Haha, im almost at my limit as well, might end up going for a orivate as well. Luckily i mainly use public transpo so that cuts out a portion of possible privates. Im hoping to get some info on oprivates that are closeby tho.

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[cumquat]

Sitting with a lovely private as I type

[Forward Must Hang]

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[GoldfishMan]

Took the dog for a walk, went past the gym where they were doing a socially distanced session in the car park. 5 girls in their 20s plus the typically fit instructor. It was a showcase of the finest legs, ass and bouncy ponytails I've ever seen.

Whimper... Reminded me of this...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=61zJHstzOoY
So I take it you're no longer master of your domain?

[warwick1]

So I take it you're no longer master of your domain?

A classic episode..

[asiafever]

Took the dog for a walk, went past the gym where they were doing a socially distanced session in the car park. 5 girls in their 20s plus the typically fit instructor. It was a showcase of the finest legs, ass and bouncy ponytails I've ever seen.

Whimper... Reminded me of this...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=61zJHstzOoY

Gold.

Bouncy ponytails. I hear you. An oft overlooked delight.

[Carissawhore]

My balls are so blue, I amnusing my pens to sing Eiffel 65 Blue da ba dee song

[Isaidwtf]

Def got blue balls. Anyone know any privates still working? PM me please

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[Ease]

Holy crap - just went for my first jab and went via my local Green Grocer shop for some supplies. As I walked in there was this 5”6 hot Chinese dreamboat lining up to check out. She was so nicely built, nice and trim, In a tight black mid thigh dress and in black high heels 👠. I just stood there - inconspicuously of course…. Think i’m gonna cry now …

[GoldfishMan]

Holy crap - just went for my first jab and went via my local Green Grocer shop for some supplies. As I walked in there was this 5”6 hot Chinese dreamboat lining up to check out. She was so nicely built, nice and trim, In a tight black mid thigh dress and in black high heels 👠. I just stood there - inconspicuously of course…. Think in gonna cry now …

I would've chatted her up... After wiping the drool from my face, of course!

[Ease]

I would've chatted her up... After wiping the drool from my face, of course!

Yeah it’s been too long - think I got stuck in a drool loop and just couldn’t move 🤤

[asiafever]

Went back to the outdoor gym to do yet more chin ups.
I've been on a mission to replicate Michael Jai Whites chin ups in a shitty movie called Never Back Down 2.
https://youtu.be/_KMwAOAkxo8
Anyway I like to train alone and in silence.
Suddenly these 2 birds appear. One Aussie born Indian, one cauc, in yoga pants and crop tops, they're going to do a session it seems.
Now this is a conundrum. If I continue I'm likely to be labelled a show off, if I fuck up because I've not mastered it yet I look a-grade douche, and I don't know about you guy but when I'm imagining mounting the pair of them like a lion mauling 2 gazelles it's really hard to concentrate on my form.
I revert to regular chins.
As I'm halfway through a set the Indian girl steps in my eyeline and does a stretch with her leg up at about 135 degrees from the ground, mucho flexiblo, that's it, I can't take this shit no more. Finished my set and left.
Fuck this shit, it's a fucking conspiracy, I'm TRYING to do the right fucking thing and it's fucking impossible.
*Flips table with laptop*
Fuck this I'm back off to the shed...

[GoldfishMan]

Went back to the outdoor gym to do yet more chin ups.
I've been on a mission to replicate Michael Jai Whites chin ups in a shitty movie called Never Back Down 2.
https://youtu.be/_KMwAOAkxo8
Anyway I like to train alone and in silence.
Suddenly these 2 birds appear. One Aussie born Indian, one cauc, in yoga pants and crop tops, they're going to do a session it seems.
Now this is a conundrum. If I continue I'm likely to be labelled a show off, if I fuck up because I've not mastered it yet I look a-grade douche, and I don't know about you guy but when I'm imagining mounting the pair of them like a lion mauling 2 gazelles it's really hard to concentrate on my form.
I revert to regular chins.
As I'm halfway through a set the Indian girl steps in my eyeliner and does a stretch with her leg up at about 135 degrees from the ground, mucho flexiblo, that's it, I can't take this shit no more. Finished my set and left.
Fuck this shit, it's a fucking conspiracy, I'm TRYING to do the right fucking thing and it's fucking impossible.
*Flips table with laptop*
Fuck this I'm back off to the shed...
Try not wearing undies in your next trip there and show them your full appreciation, bro.

[warwick1]

At my age I don't get "blue balls", they are more of a boring "beige"................

[AHLUNGOR]

From the latest news, this threads title need to be changed to Maroon Balls !

Queensland Maroons forward Jai Arrow was fined $35,000 and stood down for two games including Origin III when he was caught bringing an unregistered woman back to his hotel room !!

That’s a very expensive session........ lol

[Riff888]

It's pretty safe visiting a private if you live nearby the girls.

I think all the police are out west.

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[Forward Must Hang]

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[Awqjoq]

Big time. Saving my cash and will treat myself to more of an upmarket punt than I'd normally go for when lockdown finishes

[Vader]

It's funny, I was reading last night where doctors/researches are starting to connect a link to covid and erectile dysfunction. Could be ironic that the guys and shops defying the lockdown could have something come back and bite them long term.

[warwick1]

Or go the other way, and go down, below the water.
Scuba diving and the sense of weightlessness that comes with it in that wonderful visual world is amazing...

I used to scuba dive, but flying has the edge........

[cumquat]

At my age I don't get "blue balls", they are more of a boring "beige"................

bone flinty hard dry …

[steve 45]

Blue balls alright....the wife is starting to look good!

[CharlieM]

At yesterday's NSW media report at 11am, the NSW police representative was giving examples of covid breaches and mentioned one person from Sydney was booked driving to Mudgee. When they interviewed him he said he was going to meet someone he met on social media. He was fined and told to turn around and head back to Sydney.

[Riff888]

At yesterday's NSW media report at 11am, the NSW police representative was giving examples of covid breaches and mentioned one person from Sydney was booked driving to Mudgee. When they interviewed him he said he was going to meet someone he met on social media. He was fined and told to turn around and head back to Sydney.Not surprised, that's like a 3 hour drive. Absolutely no metro to regional areas since lockdown started.

Pretty lame excuse though.

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[Vader]

Not surprised, that's like a 3 hour drive. Absolutely no metro to regional areas since lockdown started.

Pretty lame excuse though.

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What's your excuse?

[Adam8989]

accidentally posted twice

[Adam8989]

Blue balls alright....the wife is starting to look good!

Nice one, usually I have a couple of beers or four and it works. Now after 2 weeks I'm down to 2 light beers. Soon I'll be on Claytons

[GoldfishMan]

I think this lockdown is going to cure me of my punting addiction. I'm starting to feel like I no longer need to punt ...

[Rogeryou]

I think this lockdown is going to cure me of my punting addiction. I'm starting to feel like I no longer need to punt ...

Wait till you hit the street and see a tight Japanese babe 😍🥰😘

[Meng]

I think this lockdown is going to cure me of my punting addiction. I'm starting to feel like I no longer need to punt ...

Lol it's transforming gold into a monk.

[Warrabong]

I think this lockdown is going to cure me of my punting addiction. I'm starting to feel like I no longer need to punt ...

Haha I said that last lockdown. NOPE

[Potluck2.0]

I think this lockdown is going to cure me of my punting addiction. I'm starting to feel like I no longer need to punt ...

I could feel I was cutting down after last years lockdown in Syd compared to years before. At first with the current lockdown I was in denial and then anger and bargaining with myself over whether or not to get in touch with a mamasan who's number I had. Eventually didn't get in touch with her. Now after getting over that stage i'm accepting that I won't be punting for a while and it may help me cut further down to seeing a couple of regulars every so often when the lockdown is over.

[Riff888]

What's your excuse?Answers highlighted below. Also had a Covid test in the last 72 hours (negative results) and am fully vaccinated.74436

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[Vader]

Answers highlighted below. Also had a Covid test in the last 72 hours (negative results) and am fully vaccinated.74436

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So what, being vaccinated doesn't stop you getting it and transferring it. I can't see what part where its ok to travel to see a hooker.

[Riff888]

So what, being vaccinated doesn't stop you getting it and transferring it. I can't see what part where its ok to travel to see a hooker.Double speak from someone who doesn't think Covid is that bad.

If you are so concerned with my movement, protect yourself and get vaccinated.

Remember the case in the South West. They 6 people from the party that tested negative were the only people fully vaccinated.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-28/vaccinated-attendees-west-hoxton-birthday-party-avoid-covid-19/100249612

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[Vader]

Double speak from someone who doesn't think Covid is that bad.

If you are so concerned with my movement, protect yourself and get vaccinated.

Remember the case in the South West. They 6 people from the party that tested negative were the only people fully vaccinated.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-28/vaccinated-attendees-west-hoxton-birthday-party-avoid-covid-19/100249612

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Hey scoop, read any of my posts and I am very concerned about covid and criticise others that are not following the PHO. This lockdown will go into August because of this. By the way, I am fully vaccinated.

[Riff888]

Hey scoop, read any of my posts and I am very concerned about covid and criticise others that are not following the PHO. This lockdown will go into August because of this. By the way, I am fully vaccinated.Read my post.

I have been Covid tested twice in the last two weeks. Did the test, self isolated and only went out when I received the negative result SMS. I'm not passing it on to anyone.

I have spoken.

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[adahar]

They 6 people from the party that tested negative were the only people fully vaccinated.


So what, being vaccinated doesn't stop you getting it and transferring it.

If both of those are true then it appears that people who are vaccinated and expect greater freedoms are more dangerous to people who won't or can't get vaccinated.

It's highly likely that if vaccinated people get mild symptoms they might simply ignore them, feeling they'll be ok because they're vaccinated. Especially those that don't have the financial capacity to stay isolated for 14 days.

At the moment a claim can be made ($1500 for 2 weeks, eligibility requirements apply) if you're required to quarantine but that may cease if you're vaccinated. That leads to the proposition that virus spread is more likely to occur from vaccinated people. Now that's what I call irony.

[Vader]

Read my post.

I have been Covid tested twice in the last two weeks. Did the test, self isolated and only went out when I received the negative result SMS. I'm not passing it on to anyone.

I have spoken.

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You broke the PHO end of story.

[dotcumdotinyou]

That's what England is moving to now adahar and what we should be working to. Majority of the population vaccinated all covid restrictions to end and mo more lockdowns.

Boris puts it more eloquently than I can but in plain english he's telling the anti vaccers there's a high chance you will die if you don't get the jab and the rest of us don't care.

[warwick1]

Run out of avgas, or run out of air.
Both shouldn’t happen unless it’s a malfunction.
Planes glide, your buddy is close.

If not.
Hmmmm.
Dream of that great pussy you’ve had...

Avgas is not the problem , it's the traveling to reach the little plane is the problem, same as the travel to my house by my "friend"..be safe

[Fred Flintstone]

Yes, I’m really struggling to get through this period and another two weeks to go of just watching Trike Patrol reruns. Don’t know how I’m going to cope. Just wish those pricks in SW and Western Sydney would just stay home.

Normally I have two punts a week. One with an ML and one with a WL. For me that was the cost of surviving on this planet! Haha

[Climax598]

Yes, I’m really struggling to get through this period and another two weeks to go of just watching Trike Patrol reruns. Don’t know how I’m going to cope. Just wish those pricks in SW and Western Sydney would just stay home.

Normally I have two punts a week. One with an ML and one with a WL. For me that was the cost of surviving on this planet! Haha
If in the first place pricks in eastern suburbs would just stay home we wouldn't have this lockdown and all will be punting by now no but enjoy life.

[GoldfishMan]

If in the first place pricks in eastern suburbs would just stay home we wouldn't have this lockdown and all will be punting by now no but enjoy life.
This goes back to my argument that they never got the right Patient Zero in the first place. It explains why the contact tracing hasn't worked. Well, it has worked only for us to follow the virus, not to stay ahead of it. The Gov must be having a sinking realisation as well, hence the panic mode body language from them now.

In hindsight, it was really really crucial for them to get Patient Zero right, but they didn't really focus on it did they?

It just broke down into a chaotic episode of finger pointing and police investigations resulting in "nah, we can't be sure he's the one". That was all that came out of it!

[Vader]

This goes back to my argument that they never got the right Patient Zero in the first place. It explains why the contact tracing hasn't worked. Well, it has worked only for us to follow the virus, not to stay ahead of it. The Gov must be having a sinking realisation as well, hence the panic mode body language from them now.

In hindsight, it was really really crucial for them to get Patient Zero right, but they didn't really focus on it did they?

It just broke down into a chaotic episode of finger pointing and police investigations resulting in "nah, we can't be sure he's the one". That was all that came out of it!

Maybe they couldn't find patient zero because a lot of people dodge around using the QR codes. That is why it is so important to use it so they can contact trace.

[Meng]

This goes back to my argument that they never got the right Patient Zero in the first place. It explains why the contact tracing hasn't worked. Well, it has worked only for us to follow the virus, not to stay ahead of it. The Gov must be having a sinking realisation as well, hence the panic mode body language from them now.

In hindsight, it was really really crucial for them to get Patient Zero right, but they didn't really focus on it did they?

It just broke down into a chaotic episode of finger pointing and police investigations resulting in "nah, we can't be sure he's the one". That was all that came out of it!


I agree. Although the blame game is one one of the best political strategies in times of need.

What better way to unite a community than to point a finger and channel their anger at a common enemy. When this variant came through our borders we blamed that limo driver who wasn't vaccinated when who we really should be blaming is the processes and systems put in place for quarantine.

Why was he allowed to ferry people unvaccinated? Why are there still so many people coming and going overseas? Why is the vaccine rollouts so shit and why don't we have enough pzifer vaccines? Why was 163 kids from St Joseph's college allowed to get priority vaccination over others when only 4% of their class are indigenous?

This government is corrupt as fuck.

[adahar]

I agree. Although the blame game is one one of the best political strategies in times of need.

What better way to unite a community than to point a finger and channel their anger at a common enemy. When this variant came through our borders we blamed that limo driver who wasn't vaccinated when who we really should be blaming is the processes and systems put in place for quarantine.

Why was he allowed to ferry people unvaccinated? Why are there still so many people coming and going overseas? Why is the vaccine rollouts so shit and why don't we have enough pzifer vaccines? Why was 163 kids from St Joseph's college allowed to get priority vaccination over others when only 4% of their class are indigenous?

This government is corrupt as fuck.

Perhaps the focus should be put on the flight crew that were allowed to fly into the country. I believe it was a FedEx flight. Were they vaccinated? Were they tested when they embarked or disembarked? We've heard crickets about them! Maybe we shouldn't blame a relatively low paid, front line worker who shouldn't be put in that position and then gets investigated for criminal charges. Not to mention the harassment by the commercial media who were desperate to "blame" someone.

Imposing these requirements on international flight crew seems to be a lesser priority than the people they might come into contact with.

[Kiryu0]

I have blue balls seeing my favourite WL. But current circumstances can't be helped. Family safety and abiding by the rules is more important right now.

[cuteguy]

You would think that the current lockdown rules would stop girls from working. No way. There are still many girls working privately and from apartments.

[Meng]

You would think that the current lockdown rules would stop girls from working. No way. There are still many girls working privately and from apartments.

It's the best time to work. All the blue balls guys would be willing to part with more money for a session than otherwise

[Riff888]

It's the best time to work. All the blue balls guys would be willing to part with more money for a session than otherwiseIt doesn't help when you can walk to most of the advertised private girls.

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[warwick1]

I have blue balls seeing my favourite WL. But current circumstances can't be helped. Family safety and abiding by the rules is more important right now.

You speak sense, just give it a break for a while it's not going to kill you, think of others instead of yourselves..........

[cumquat]

Aldi Coles and woollies are desperately trying to restock for toilet paper… I heard that there is sex shops desperately trying to locate new supplies of anatomically correct vaginas and anus

Perhaps Aldi should run a black label section.

[tawer5ag]

Aldi Coles and woollies are desperately trying to restock for toilet paper… I heard that there is sex shops desperately trying to locate new supplies of anatomically correct vaginas and anus

Perhaps Aldi should run a black label section.Anatomically corrent vaginas and anus?
Can you elaborate?
Isnt that just like onaholes and fleshlights?

But from what i understand, which may be wrong, fleshlights that are modeled from pornstars are only the same with the outer/visible area of the toy. But the insides are just random textures and stuff?

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[cumquat]

Anatomically corrent vaginas and anus?
Can you elaborate?
Isnt that just like onaholes and fleshlights?

But from what i understand, which may be wrong, fleshlights that are modeled from pornstars are only the same with the outer/visible area of the toy. But the insides are just random textures and stuff?

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My friend …. There’s a hole for you to plug right there in the market ..

You’re going to be rich

[rooter]

Funny that this thread has just seemed to run out of legs...
Maybe, “all the guys (gals) are doing it for themselves...”
5555

I am all set mate. A 500ml bottle of Wet Stuff, a box of tissues and a fast internet connection ...

[GoldfishMan]

I've got red white and blue balls at the moment.

[asiafever]

I had a wild night last night, I was in an orgy.

It was me, my iPad, my laptop and my TV while my phone watched..

[quagmire]

I cannot believe the number of stupid fucking Muppets still punting during this outbreak. Stay home and keep it in your pants you useless fucks! one of you is going to be responsible for the death of some poor bastard and I hope they catch you stupid pricks and burn you for it.
I have a good friend who owns a shop and every day she has regulars and other desperate morons messaging and calling trying to book, even after they have been told the shop is shut and no ones working until this is over.
Apart from the potential for a massive fine and the ending of her business she has no interest in catching this fucking virus. I have been working on the property during lock-down to repair lots of things that need doing, so far Ive had 3 morons try to come in and I swear to god the next dickhead to try is getting bricked up in a wall cavity.
Stay home, stay safe, THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS!

[cuteguy]

I cannot believe the number of stupid fucking Muppets still punting during this outbreak. Stay home and keep it in your pants you useless fucks! one of you is going to be responsible for the death of some poor bastard and I hope they catch you stupid pricks and burn you for it.
I have a good friend who owns a shop and every day she has regulars and other desperate morons messaging and calling trying to book, even after they have been told the shop is shut and no ones working until this is over.
Apart from the potential for a massive fine and the ending of her business she has no interest in catching this fucking virus. I have been working on the property during lock-down to repair lots of things that need doing, so far Ive had 3 morons try to come in and I swear to god the next dickhead to try is getting bricked up in a wall cavity.
Stay home, stay safe, THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS!

When they find themselves in hospital on a ventilator then they will realise this virus is no joke.

[Vader]

I cannot believe the number of stupid fucking Muppets still punting during this outbreak. Stay home and keep it in your pants you useless fucks! one of you is going to be responsible for the death of some poor bastard and I hope they catch you stupid pricks and burn you for it.
I have a good friend who owns a shop and every day she has regulars and other desperate morons messaging and calling trying to book, even after they have been told the shop is shut and no ones working until this is over.
Apart from the potential for a massive fine and the ending of her business she has no interest in catching this fucking virus. I have been working on the property during lock-down to repair lots of things that need doing, so far Ive had 3 morons try to come in and I swear to god the next dickhead to try is getting bricked up in a wall cavity.
Stay home, stay safe, THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS!

Mate, there are plenty of brothels and girls still plying their trade as well.

[Potluck2.0]

I have a good friend who owns a shop and every day she has regulars and other desperate morons messaging and calling trying to book, even after they have been told the shop is shut and no ones working until this is over.

I genuinely hope most if not all mamasans are thinking like this. Can't stop individual girls from going private breaking all the health orders but at least the mamasans are holding the line. I applaud her.

My biggest fear is that there will be a new normal for prices after this is over and all the thirsty punters start overpaying for extras setting new standards, it'll be like house prices. I'll be spewing if we start seeing melbourne prices in sydney where extra FS on top of a massage will be 150. I'm used to paying 60-70 on top of the house fee, most I've ever paid is 80.

[Xorro]

Blue balls or not, don’t be this guy. Stay safe bros.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/single-man-38-has-swollen-penis-freed-by-doctors-two-weeks-after-he-locks-it-inside-a-small-padlock/news-story/0d332d46ec7c7beada0e811df2f33f2f

[storry_teller]

Poor the lonely boy, as well as his mother

Blue balls or not, don’t be this guy. Stay safe bros.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/single-man-38-has-swollen-penis-freed-by-doctors-two-weeks-after-he-locks-it-inside-a-small-padlock/news-story/0d332d46ec7c7beada0e811df2f33f2f

[asiafever]

There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness...

[BlackToad]

Blue balls or not, don’t be this guy. Stay safe bros.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/single-man-38-has-swollen-penis-freed-by-doctors-two-weeks-after-he-locks-it-inside-a-small-padlock/news-story/0d332d46ec7c7beada0e811df2f33f2f

Mmm… remember to always keep the key in a safe place when you padlock your penis.

[GoldfishMan]

Blue balls or not, don’t be this guy. Stay safe bros.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/single-man-38-has-swollen-penis-freed-by-doctors-two-weeks-after-he-locks-it-inside-a-small-padlock/news-story/0d332d46ec7c7beada0e811df2f33f2f
He may have misunderstood the meaning of "lockdown".

[GongMan55]

After this morning’s announcement of another 4 weeks lockdown …. The blue balls will be turning black [emoji6]


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[Raffiz88]

After this morning’s announcement of another 4 weeks lockdown …. The blue balls will be turning black [emoji6]


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I am not suffering from Blueballs 😜 but man..... I miss Tia, Katie and having an unquenchable thirst to see Brandy. 😭
Farrrrkkkkk.... When will this lockdown end 😭

[massage addict]

I am not suffering from Blueballs 😜 but man..... I miss Tia, Katie and having an unquenchable thirst to see Brandy. 😭
Farrrrkkkkk.... When will this lockdown end 😭

Hey Raffiz88,
Where is this Tia from, what shop? I was seeing a massage Thai girl by the name of Tia at a shop in Jannali before the first lock down and than they closed. Man I am having dreams about her.

[Raffiz88]

Hey Raffiz88,
Where is this Tia from, what shop? I was seeing a massage Thai girl by the name of Tia at a shop in Jannali before the first lock down and than they closed. Man I am having dreams about her.

I am not sure if they are the same, but I am talking about Tia from 5 star city. This one is WL, not ML.

[Johnisfun1969]

Yep. I know some shops and privates are offering services discreetly but I’ve only had one jab so far so I’m still being a good little boy 😇

Yeah my last punt was Feb 2020 in Singapore and was pretty ordinary. I was looking forward to some great times and had a trip planned and then covid hit. Did not try anything since just the trusted hand. I used to punt in Sydney but since I started travelling to Asia I think we only get ordinary ones here. It’s more misses than hits for me. The better ones have been in Pure Massage, baby massage and Miss Slique in Bondi. I will have to find someone soon as I am going crazy.

[Awqjoq]

Driving down Canterbury Road this morning, saw a guy trying the front door of the massage shop near Campsie and walk away. Are some people living under a rock?

[TheMaestro]

Driving down Canterbury Road this morning, saw a guy trying the front door of the massage shop near Campsie and walk away. Are some people living under a rock?

Yeah. Sounds like 269 Canterbury Road.