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celine0202
03-09-2021, 05:57 PM
Disclaimer: I'm not Celine/Akane. Don't ask her about Anal, I will get spanked :cry:

I have been sexing since when I was 20, so I have 12 years of seggs experience.
I used to work as a service provider from time to time until 2019, so the amount of seggs I had is possibly more than anyone else. (can't compare with other working girls though)

I can proudly say that I have been living such a promicuous life. I don't mind try new things, I, indeed, enjoy experiment.
I also like to explore things. As well as observing, examining,..
What position could possibly stimulate my G, A, O, C, and other spots efficiently?
Which finger, how many fingers could potentially maximise the feeling without hurting?
What DATY skills I like the most? or What combination, of which?
What is the most important factor? Length, thickness, hardness, duration, skillz, or others?

Been there, done that, tried this and that, but there was the one thing that I've been saving it for later.
Anal sex !!!
Why?
Reasons are:

1. I heard many stories: "once you go for anal, you can never come back", means... that good? better than pussy sex?
Why gay guys are happy with their sexual activities? If anal sex wasn't that great, would bottom guys still be bottom? It must be good...
Some girls, and boys have told me, they can't cum with pussy penetration. Anal is essential for them to cum. I am an easily biased person.

Sometimes I am afraid, what if I get sick of vanilla sex?
Fortunately It didn't happen to me yet, but what if one day I get bored of vanilla sex so I have to do some extra works such as chocking/spanking as an essential(I like to be chocked/spanked but it's not an essential.)
This is why I didn't have any vibrator or other sex toys(YET) too. I want to enjoy my vanila sex as much as I can.
What if I like anal sex too much, and my partner is not a fan of it? At the end, we see the sex counseller because we are not happy with our relationship... Oh before that, If I can only cum from anal sex... what a sad life.
It's like... my favourite foods are oyster and pancake...
One is oceany, rich, slimy, and other is warm, sweet, and filling. I like both equally. Not one is better than the other.
One day I have to eat only oyster, and I can't have pancake anymore... I'll miss pancake. That fluffy, warm, syrupy damn pancake stake... but I can only have oyster ㅠ.ㅠ... I will still like oysters, It's great! Oyster with lemon or 초고추장 mmm... can't resist, I can have 30 dozens in one seat. But still... where's my pancakes.

2. Anal sex might give me the ultimate, greatest, topmost orgasm... maybe, but from what I watched... Anal sex pornography... It doesn't look good. It rather, horrifying. It looks like wrinkly warmhole that looks red outside, and dark inside. If you think our human body as a balloon, the butt hole is the beginning of our other end. If you think about

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I will continue to write later

zoozilla
03-09-2021, 07:40 PM
Now this is educational. :)

Niisato
03-09-2021, 07:59 PM
Oysters and anal - a connection I never would have made.

For a while saw a gorgeous Thai WL, Natalie from Erskine St, who would come hard during anal - but only when she was on top. Oh, the memories....

Vader
03-09-2021, 08:02 PM
Disclaimer: I'm not Celine/Akane. Don't ask her about Anal, I will get spanked :cry:

I have been sexing since when I was 20, so I have 12 years of seggs experience.
I used to work as a service provider from time to time until 2019, so the amount of seggs I had is possibly more than anyone else. (can't compare with other working girls though)

I can proudly say that I have been living such a promicuous life. I don't mind try new things, I, indeed, enjoy experiment.
I also like to explore things. As well as observing, examining,..
What position could possibly stimulate my G, A, O, C, and other spots efficiently?
Which finger, how many fingers could potentially maximise the feeling without hurting?
What DATY skills I like the most? or What combination, of which?
What is the most important factor? Length, thickness, hardness, duration, skillz, or others?

Been there, done that, tried this and that, but there was the one thing that I've been saving it for later.
Anal sex !!!
Why?
Reasons are:

1. I heard many stories: "once you go for anal, you can never come back", means... that good? better than pussy sex?
Why gay guys are happy with their sexual activities? If anal sex wasn't that great, would bottom guys still be bottom? It must be good...
Some girls, and boys have told me, they can't cum with pussy penetration. Anal is essential for them to cum. I am an easily biased person.

Sometimes I am afraid, what if I get sick of vanilla sex?
Fortunately It didn't happen to me yet, but what if one day I get bored of vanilla sex so I have to do some extra works such as chocking/spanking as an essential(I like to be chocked/spanked but it's not an essential.)
This is why I didn't have any vibrator or other sex toys(YET) too. I want to enjoy my vanila sex as much as I can.
What if I like anal sex too much, and my partner is not a fan of it? At the end, we see the sex counseller because we are not happy with our relationship... Oh before that, If I can only cum from anal sex... what a sad life.
It's like... my favourite foods are oyster and pancake...
One is oceany, rich, slimy, and other is warm, sweet, and filling. I like both equally. Not one is better than the other.
One day I have to eat only oyster, and I can't have pancake anymore... I'll miss pancake. That fluffy, warm, syrupy damn pancake stake... but I can only have oyster ㅠ.ㅠ... I will still like oysters, It's great! Oyster with lemon or 초고추장 mmm... can't resist, I can have 30 dozens in one seat. But still... where's my pancakes.

2. Anal sex might give me the ultimate, greatest, topmost orgasm... maybe, but from what I watched... Anal sex pornography... It doesn't look good. It rather, horrifying. It looks like wrinkly warmhole that looks red outside, and dark inside. If you think our human body as a balloon, the butt hole is the beginning of our other end. If you think about

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I will continue to write later

Ah ha, I know who you are.

keebab
03-09-2021, 08:26 PM
Disclaimer: I'm not Celine/Akane. Don't ask her about Anal, I will get spanked :cry:

I have been sexing since when I was 20, so I have 12 years of seggs experience.
I used to work as a service provider from time to time until 2019, so the amount of seggs I had is possibly more than anyone else. (can't compare with other working girls though)

I can proudly say that I have been living such a promicuous life. I don't mind try new things, I, indeed, enjoy experiment.
I also like to explore things. As well as observing, examining,..
What position could possibly stimulate my G, A, O, C, and other spots efficiently?
Which finger, how many fingers could potentially maximise the feeling without hurting?
What DATY skills I like the most? or What combination, of which?
What is the most important factor? Length, thickness, hardness, duration, skillz, or others?

Been there, done that, tried this and that, but there was the one thing that I've been saving it for later.
Anal sex !!!
Why?
Reasons are:

1. I heard many stories: "once you go for anal, you can never come back", means... that good? better than pussy sex?
Why gay guys are happy with their sexual activities? If anal sex wasn't that great, would bottom guys still be bottom? It must be good...
Some girls, and boys have told me, they can't cum with pussy penetration. Anal is essential for them to cum. I am an easily biased person.

Sometimes I am afraid, what if I get sick of vanilla sex?
Fortunately It didn't happen to me yet, but what if one day I get bored of vanilla sex so I have to do some extra works such as chocking/spanking as an essential(I like to be chocked/spanked but it's not an essential.)
This is why I didn't have any vibrator or other sex toys(YET) too. I want to enjoy my vanila sex as much as I can.
What if I like anal sex too much, and my partner is not a fan of it? At the end, we see the sex counseller because we are not happy with our relationship... Oh before that, If I can only cum from anal sex... what a sad life.
It's like... my favourite foods are oyster and pancake...
One is oceany, rich, slimy, and other is warm, sweet, and filling. I like both equally. Not one is better than the other.
One day I have to eat only oyster, and I can't have pancake anymore... I'll miss pancake. That fluffy, warm, syrupy damn pancake stake... but I can only have oyster ㅠ.ㅠ... I will still like oysters, It's great! Oyster with lemon or 초고추장 mmm... can't resist, I can have 30 dozens in one seat. But still... where's my pancakes.

2. Anal sex might give me the ultimate, greatest, topmost orgasm... maybe, but from what I watched... Anal sex pornography... It doesn't look good. It rather, horrifying. It looks like wrinkly warmhole that looks red outside, and dark inside. If you think our human body as a balloon, the butt hole is the beginning of our other end. If you think about

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I will continue to write later


Every great journey begins with a first step :)

Buy a butt plug and enjoy the best of both world's if you become an insatiable anal maniac.

Riff888
03-09-2021, 08:28 PM
Every great journey begins with a first step :)

Buy a butt plug and enjoy the best of both world's if you become an insatiable anal maniac.Maybe she already has but maybe it's the wrong size [emoji23]

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GoldfishMan
03-09-2021, 11:42 PM
Maybe she already has but maybe it's the wrong size [emoji23]

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She did say she doesn't own any sex toys.... yet

GoldfishMan
03-09-2021, 11:44 PM
Oysters and anal - a connection I never would have made.

For a while saw a gorgeous Thai WL, Natalie from Erskine St, who would come hard during anal - but only when she was on top. Oh, the memories....
The connection is, you eat too many oysters in one go and give yourself diarrhoea. Too much of a good thing.... If you like oysters that is.

GoldfishMan
04-09-2021, 12:23 AM
1. I heard many stories: "once you go for anal, you can never come back", means... that good? better than pussy sex?
Why gay guys are happy with their sexual activities? If anal sex wasn't that great, would bottom guys still be bottom? It must be good...
Some girls, and boys have told me, they can't cum with pussy penetration. Anal is essential for them to cum. I am an easily biased person.

Not a good idea to use gay men as a comparison. They go down the Hershey highway for different reasons that a woman would do it: first and obviously, due to lack of choice, and second because it is very easy to stimulate men's prostate through receptive anal sex.
Women don't have a prostate. Instead you have Skene glands... Your G-spot. That is out in the front internal wall of your pussy, so it is impossible to stimulate that with anal sex (alone!).

I do anal sex with my partner. Not too often, maybe in 1/10 times we have sex. I of course enjoy it.. that hole is insanely tight, hot as hell, and so engorged with blood vessels that I could literally feel her pulse on my dick. Early on, I could tell she didn't enjoy it. Pain was obviously there, always hard to get her to relax. Then after a while she bought herself a dildo from one of those shops that sell sexy lingerie in Westfield, and started using that in her pussy while I was fucking her arse. The first time we tried it... "Firewalling" it is called... She had the most intense orgasm in her life according to her. I barely lasted 2 minutes, that was all it took to get her there because the feeling was too intense... We both could feel the vibrator against my cock through the tissue separating the two holes.

Anyway, I don't think you will lose interest in vanilla sex even if you try anal. The biggest problem with it is the amount of prep work that goes into it. Sometimes you just want to get hot and heavy right then and there... drop your pants and start fucking like rabbits immediately. You can't do that with anal sex!

dotcumdotinyou
04-09-2021, 08:50 AM
If you followed her various incarnations on here and her various blogs she has had a multitude of sex toys over the last few years Mr Goldfish.

She once posted photos of a rock dildo as well as instructions on how to heat it up because in winter in froze her pussy, as always to be taken with a grain of salt.

rooter
04-09-2021, 09:07 AM
Ah ha, I know who you are.

It's nice to have her on the Forum

storry_teller
04-09-2021, 11:03 AM
Interesting to read although I’m absolutely not a fan of anal. No touch there please.

celine0202
04-09-2021, 11:48 AM
Sorri for the confusing statement: “This is why I didn't have any vibrator or other sex toys(YET)”

In this post, I will be clarifying this sentence more in depth to minimise yapping yall.

Laid D1
https://www.laidproducts.com/index.php?p=d1

Lost while moving home in 2017, but I didn’t like it at all anyway nevertheless its price and uniqueness because
1. Have to warm it up everytime before use
2. While it’s in a bowl of hot water or in a microwave, my horniness becomes lukewarm, and made me think “what am I doing here”
3. Too hard. I personally like 85-90% hard dick. This is made by stone, there’s 0 flexibility.

Venus by Honey birdette
https://www.honeybirdette.com/collections/all-toys/products/venus-hot-pink

Tried to use once, give up in 5 mins because its noise was just insane.
It has such strong motor I assume so it makes dyson v8 sound even in the lowest level of vibration.
Maybe I am just too sensitive. Wash it nice and sold it to a former reception in 42.

Foxtail buttplug by foxyplugs
https://foxyplugs.com/collections/fox-tail/products/13-stainless-steel-light-brown-fox-tail-plug

Purchased on 1/8/2021.
I and my boyfriend are too n00b for buttplug, so we didn’t know this is too big for n00b like us.
18 inches plus non flexible stainless plug will destroy my butthole so refund is being processed.
https://i.imgur.com/vwtDowd.jpg

In conclusion, I have owned two, almost three, but I don’t own anything right now.
Hope this makes clearer understanding of my journey.

Thomash
04-09-2021, 11:58 AM
Thanks for the story Celine 😁 it seems that you own up your experience positively so good on you!
Washed the plug and sold it to a reception at 42... Interesting!

asiafever
04-09-2021, 12:08 PM
Interesting to read although I’m absolutely not a fan of anal. No touch there please.

Christopher Hitchens once remarked that the 4 most overrated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics.
I tried it once and it really I could not understand what all the fuss was about. The girl had done it before and knew what she was doing but I was thoroughly underwhelmed. I think that guys who are obsessed with it may be more in love with the taboo of it than the actual sensation.

Riff888
04-09-2021, 12:32 PM
Had a girlfriend in the 90s who loved anal while she was high on shabu.

Didn't really do much for me, I guess it's more visual and mental.

It takes awhile to go in and you have to be super hard. I was in my 20s and before Kamagra. It didn't work if I was on coke or ecstasy.

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GoldfishMan
04-09-2021, 01:01 PM
Had a girlfriend in the 90s who loved anal while she was high on shabu.

Didn't really do much for me, I guess it's more visual and mental.

It takes awhile to go in and you have to be super hard. I was in my 20s and before Kamagra. It didn't work if I was on coke or ecstasy.

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Yes, definitely need to be harder than you normally get, and more importantly be able to maintain the hardness right through the process of getting it in if the girl is not experienced. By "experienced" I mean someone like a WL that offers it so she would've had done it many times before and be able to relax that part of herself easily, not a GF or wife who does it every once in a while.
If you try to do it wearing a condom (vastly reduced sensation) with an inexperienced girl, it could take up to 10 minutes to penetrate. You will most likely get soft during the process then it's game over.

GoldfishMan
04-09-2021, 01:18 PM
Sorri for the confusing statement: “This is why I didn't have any vibrator or other sex toys(YET)”

In this post, I will be clarifying this sentence more in depth to minimise yapping yall.

Laid D1
https://www.laidproducts.com/index.php?p=d1

Lost while moving home in 2017, but I didn’t like it at all anyway nevertheless its price and uniqueness because
1. Have to warm it up everytime before use
2. While it’s in a bowl of hot water or in a microwave, my horniness becomes lukewarm, and made me think “what am I doing here”
3. Too hard. I personally like 85-90% hard dick. This is made by stone, there’s 0 flexibility.

Venus by Honey birdette
https://www.honeybirdette.com/collections/all-toys/products/venus-hot-pink

Tried to use once, give up in 5 mins because its noise was just insane.
It has such strong motor I assume so it makes dyson v8 sound even in the lowest level of vibration.
Maybe I am just too sensitive. Wash it nice and sold it to a former reception in 42.

Foxtail buttplug by foxyplugs
https://foxyplugs.com/collections/fox-tail/products/13-stainless-steel-light-brown-fox-tail-plug

Purchased on 1/8/2021.
I and my boyfriend are too n00b for buttplug, so we didn’t know this is too big for n00b like us.
18 inches plus non flexible stainless plug will destroy my butthole so refund is being processed.
https://i.imgur.com/vwtDowd.jpg

In conclusion, I have owned two, almost three, but I don’t own anything right now.
Hope this makes clearer understanding of my journey.
Yes, Honey Birdette, that's where my partner got her vibrator from. She got this one in black:
https://www.honeybirdette.com/collections/toys-for-her/products/harley-hot-pink
Using my credit card of course, lol!

We also bought her some butt plugs online and during trips to Japan. We have a tail buttplug similar to the one you got, not sure what animal it's supposed to be though, haha.

I find it odd that you found that buttplug to be too big. The steel part diameter is only 1.1 inches! Maybe you didn't use enough lube?
One thing you absolutely cannot skimp on is the lube. Also important is how you apply the lube. I have a stash of plastic syringes, without the needle of course! I fill it up with lube and use that to inject the lube a bit deeper into her arse. Just use your fingers is not good enough, need to get it up there a bit. I also make sure my lube is silicon based, not water based which will dry up too quickly.
Another good option for lube is Vaseline but that is extremely hard to wash off after the act so I don't normally use it. I've also used food based lube like butter... That's actually surprisingly good but does "disappear" quickly... Maybe absorbed through our skin, no idea where it goes.

celine0202
04-09-2021, 01:52 PM
Disclaimer: I'm not Celine/Akane. Don't ask her about Anal, I will get spanked. ��

There is a good fren of mine. (I call all customers like this)
Even though He's a fun, loving, nice Aussie man with Italian ancentry, My team call him as "Anal S", not "Italian S" or just "S". Because He is a big fan of Anal sex.

Occasionally He rings me up, and ask "Any anal girl today?" then I can't help laughing, answer back, "oh it's you S! Not today sorri �� Can you call us back on next Wednesday? I might have one girl who can serve you."

I've known him for years now, He's such an unvarying person. He's desire is concise, and fully sustained, He wants anal sex. I asked him with all seriousness, out of curiosity, "Why can’t you just see a normal girl? There's (K)Uee superstar she's high demand hard to book, (K) Star top friendly girl if you specifically scared of KPS, Japanese xxx really pretty, Chinese yyy the youngest, Vietnamese zzz top-notch skillz and service..." He answered back, "I don't care where they are from, how they look and what other extra services they do. I just want a girl who does anal.”

Anal S is a bit extreme case, but there are certain people who always seek for Anal sex according to my 10 years of seggs industry experience.
I’d say 1-2 out of 10 guys are keen on anal, 7-8 out of 10 guys will never say no if girls want to get sexed in her anus.
It made me wonder... Is this really guys' ultimate fantasy ? ? ?

Double(2 women and 1 man), and Anal are the most popular fantasy of yours I would say…
I am not too sure about girls, I don’t ask because I’m not curious.
But mine is, As some people already acknowledged, I want to get fucked by tentacle monsters.

https://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/What+would+you+do_f62cd5_7043866.jpg
https://hentaihorror.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/tentacle-monster-gangrape-hentai-porn.jpg?w=640

I don’t know why but I am aroused by thinking about it.
All my holes in my body are filled with something thick, long and flexible and I am irresistible…
Many of tentacle monster hentai art pieces illustrate a victim heroine as crying and drooling while they are rooted, I don’t know if it’s tears(saliva) of joy? It seems like it to me at least.

Thicker eggplant gives me better feeling not only because its size but also I like the feeling of fulfilled.
I would rather choose thicker, and shorter zucchini rather than longer, and skinny cucumber because I like the sense of being filled. Same reason I don’t like being hungry.

Anal, must be nice. If I like the feeling of my vajayjay filled to its capacity, An additionally crammed hole right next to vajayjay might give me a double pleasure. There must be a reason why many people into it.

My inquisitive pussy beamed.

celine0202
04-09-2021, 01:58 PM
it odd that you found that buttplug to be too big. The steel part diameter is only 1.1 inches! Maybe you didn't use enough lube?

Oh! You're right, I thought 13 inches is the plug itself, and freaked out easily.ㅋㅋㅋ I didn't read description carefully at all. 13 inches are appx 33 cm, and i thought it will knock down my internal organ system.

The product description clearly says:
This metal device measures 2.76 inches in height and 1.10 inches in diameter.

but but but... I would still prefer start with silicon plugs than metal plugs... my sunflower shaped butthole is too cute to get destroyed.

GoldfishMan
04-09-2021, 03:37 PM
Oh! You're right, I thought 13 inches is the plug itself, and freaked out easily.ㅋㅋㅋ I didn't read description carefully at all. 13 inches are appx 33 cm, and i thought it will knock down my internal organ system.

The product description clearly says:
This metal device measures 2.76 inches in height and 1.10 inches in diameter.

but but but... I would still prefer start with silicon plugs than metal plugs... my sunflower shaped butthole is too cute to get destroyed.

Yeah you can try a silicone plug, they can make them a little softer in texture but don't be so sure about it, some are just as hard as metal or glass ones. Better read some of the reviews before buying. Also with the silicone material, you will need even more lube because that surface is more "grippy" than metal or glass.
We have a pink glass one that has a flower shaped bottom. Very elegant looking and extremely lascivious when put on because I can see through the glass and see inside a little.

From the sound of it, you seem to like not-so-hard/a bit floppy objects in both your pussy and arse. In that case, maybe you can consider not even going for a buttplug and get a floppy dick toy instead. I mean, a buttplug is not the only thing you can put in there. I say this because buttplugs are generally hard. They need to be the same as a real life dick in order to penetrate that hole... It's just so damn tight there. So you may never find a plug like what you want.

asiafever
04-09-2021, 04:13 PM
"my sunflower shaped butthole is too cute to get destroyed."

Haha that is quote of the year so far.

GoldfishMan
04-09-2021, 04:20 PM
"my sunflower shaped butthole is too cute to get destroyed."

Haha that is quote of the year so far.

Yeah lol... BTW, the Chinese nickname for the butt hole is chrysanthemum, another flower. But I like sunflower more, heheh

Niisato
04-09-2021, 04:26 PM
This is the best thread ever, Thanks for sharing !

GoldfishMan
04-09-2021, 04:44 PM
Many of tentacle monster hentai art pieces illustrate a victim heroine as crying and drooling while they are rooted, I don’t know if it’s tears(saliva) of joy? It seems like it to me at least.

Tears of pain and anguish that preceded the smile from having the ultimate orgasm... At least that's how I'd like to think of it! 😂

Hey I'm also a huge hentai anime and manga fan, since high school. If you like tentacle genre, I can recommend Himekishi Lilia. Best episode for me is number 4:
"Himekishi Lilia Episode 4 - Hentai Haven | Watch free Hentai HD" https://hentaihaven.xxx/watch/himekishi-lilia/episode-4/

The art work in this series is fantastic, love the body proportions on the main character. Very similar to magical Girl Ai if you're familiar with that one. And the girls' reactions are also just right, not over the top.

My fave hentai mangaka is Harazaki Takuma... Love the way he draws leggy girls and he draws a lot of anal scenes too!
He doesn't do tentacle genre though.

Ziggurat
04-09-2021, 05:29 PM
get a floppy dick

Floppy dick or floppy disc?

GoldfishMan
04-09-2021, 05:38 PM
Floppy dick or floppy disc?

Floppy dick, like these ones:
"4" Soft Jelly Silicone Dildo Plug – Lovegasm" https://lovegasm.com.au/collections/dildos-soft-jelly/products/4-soft-jelly-silicone-dildo-plug

celine0202
06-09-2021, 01:59 PM
So the plan was, get a buttplug and play with it until I get used to that feeling, and then when I am comfortable with it we finally do the anal sex.

As I said, I and my boyfriend watched some educational videos from the internet after we purchased a plug.
Use bottles of lube, start with smol and squishy ones, do slowly and never hurry especially when pull it out, and so on… many things we learnt, But I couldn’t stop thinking that He bought a wrong one.

It’s stainless (might cold to use like my previous stone dildo), and gigantic spade shape.
I felt like we better start widen my butt hole in order to enjoy a cute foxtail buttplug.

My imagination:
https://i.imgur.com/2SxdRiJ.jpg

So we did a thing.

As many people said, according to the “Anal 101” textbook, Anal sex requires a lot of lubricant.
Because my arsehole can never produce juice like my pussy does.
So we did put a lot of lube on his penis as well as “outside” of my second hole.
It’s hard… even though I add tons of lubricant on his dick and around of my anus, due to the butthole’s peculiarity(extremely tight), when the pp gets into the hole, lube is all squeezed out, is remained outside of the hole.

Fig 1. Blue-marked is the area where lubricant is left.
https://i.imgur.com/EGnoTOr.jpg

As a result, penis couldn’t go in more than 0.5 cm (I just felt this way, didn’t properly measure) and that 0.5 cm was BURNING AS FUCK.

I was falling into deep concern. What should I do ? ? ?

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I already had a few concerns about having anal sex, (http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?103441-My-Anal-Journey&p=2242649&viewfull=1#post2242649)
In addition to 1. What if it’s too good, 2. It looks scary, I also was very aware of human feces in the certain area.
I don’t want to see my poop on someone’s dick like chocolate coated defrosted banana. It’s just big turn-off for me to think about it.

I decided to starve myself for a day or two before we proceed our sacred ritual to minimise any risk.

Has this ever happened to you? Sometimes after poo, no matter how many times I wipe, I never get a positive result(clean spotless toilet paper) so I have to take all my cloth off and have shower instead.
It happens some times in my life, so I never fully trust my butthole, it’s such a deceiving body part.

I have emptied my tummy, I cleaned properly. We did a thing.
But when the penis was about 3-4 cm in, (I just felt this way, didn’t properly measure) I had such strong urge to go toilet.
We stopped our noble gesture, and I had to run to toilet.
I thought this fucking deceiving butthole try to fuck me up.
I was sitting there for a while, and tried my best to squeeze out anything left inside.
Boyfriend was worried because I stayed in toilet for far too long time.

He asked, “Are you alright there?”


DISCLAIMER : ME NO CELINE DON'T ASK HER ABOUR ANAL SHE WILL PUNCH ME ON MY THROAT.

celine0202
06-09-2021, 02:11 PM
Floppy dick, like these ones:
"4" Soft Jelly Silicone Dildo Plug – Lovegasm" https://lovegasm.com.au/collections/dildos-soft-jelly/products/4-soft-jelly-silicone-dildo-plug

that looks like exactly what I need! but ugly. sorri it againsts my aesthetic.. .
I want to collect all of these *drool emoji* it's so pretty

https://i.imgur.com/NpKSG86.png
https://i.imgur.com/CmRg3x3.png

Carissawhore
06-09-2021, 02:53 PM
@Celine0202 if you are worried about shit on your BF's dick then make sure you have flushed out your intestine completely, you can do so by having just spinach for dinner and when you wake up first thing in the morning next day drink 6-7 large glasses of warm water in 15 mins, it will flush out your stomach completely, you will be shitting water from your ass, that clears everything in your body. You will not have any shit in your body, this is what porn actresses do prior to anal.

GoldfishMan
06-09-2021, 03:55 PM
As many people said, according to the “Anal 101” textbook, Anal sex requires a lot of lubricant.
Because my arsehole can never produce juice like my pussy does.
So we did put a lot of lube on his penis as well as “outside” of my second hole.
It’s hard… even though I add tons of lubricant on his dick and around of my anus, due to the butthole’s peculiarity(extremely tight), when the pp gets into the hole, lube is all squeezed out, is remained outside of the hole.

That's why I suggested to use a syringe to inject the lube straight into your a-hole. Something like this that you can get from most pharmacies:
74500
You absolutely need this if you're an anal n00b. Once you get more experienced and more "bold" with touching your own a-hole, you can get the lube up there without using this... you just cup your fingers together, open your a-hole a bit and you can push the liquid up there with your barehands.



In addition to 1. What if it’s too good, 2. It looks scary, I also was very aware of human feces in the certain area.
I don’t want to see my poop on someone’s dick like chocolate coated defrosted banana. It’s just big turn-off for me to think about it.

Choctop... this is called a choctop, babe.



Has this ever happened to you? Sometimes after poo, no matter how many times I wipe, I never get a positive result(clean spotless toilet paper) so I have to take all my cloth off and have shower instead.
It happens some times in my life, so I never fully trust my butthole, it’s such a deceiving body part.
DISCLAIMER : ME NO CELINE DON'T ASK HER ABOUR ANAL SHE WILL PUNCH ME ON MY THROAT.
Definitely need to have a good shower and good scrub before doing anal. I also do not recommend going to poopoo just before the anal sex. Try to do the anal sex a few hours after you normally do your poopoo. If you do it too soon, some shit will still be hanging around the area just above the anal area because you got it there during the poopoo, but didn't actually get all of it out. Wait a few hours for that "left-over" poo to sink back into the bowel to be safer.

Riff888
06-09-2021, 04:17 PM
Amyl nitrate

Lots of gay men sniff this before anal sex.

My ex GF that loved anal when high used it as well.

It's called rush for a good reason.

You were able to get it from most sex shops around Oxford St.

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Ziggurat
06-09-2021, 08:04 PM
It’s stainless (might cold to use like my previous stone dildo).
https://i.imgur.com/2SxdRiJ.jpg

You're right that solid stainless steel plug looks like it would need an awful lot of body heat to warm it up. You'd end up with an arsehole feeling like Ice Station Zeebra.

cumquat
06-09-2021, 10:06 PM
Met a woman on tinder , first catch up , went to the Sir George in Jugiong

Travel tip place is great

https://www.sirgeorge.com.au/

Stayed in the converted stables

Got beautifully high , fucked
Gloriously , Got invited to fist her (first Time for me) and lots of anal

Lots of shit all over those lovely hotel sheets

Ended up burning them 😅

Moral : A simple Enema will
Sort you .. suspect this is also the go to for LA anal porn queens

GoldfishMan
06-09-2021, 10:51 PM
Met a woman on tinder , first catch up , went to the Sir George in Jugiong

Travel tip place is great

https://www.sirgeorge.com.au/

Stayed in the converted stables

Got beautifully high , fucked
Gloriously , Got invited to fist her (first Time for me) and lots of anal

Lots of shit all over those lovely hotel sheets

Ended up burning them 😅

Moral : A simple Enema will
Sort you .. suspect this is also the go to for LA anal porn queens
Yep, an enema is a sure fire way to make sure there's nothing there. But I am struggling to correlate "enema" with "simple"...

Raybo
06-09-2021, 11:50 PM
My anal experience...












Seen plenty of anal porn and I seriously wonder how it happens! It looks so accessible!

Sleazypeazy
07-09-2021, 12:25 AM
[QUOTE=Raybo;2243097]My anal experience...

You can buy Microlax enema from your chemist and use it at least 4 hours before. These will ensure that's nothing much left there. Also helps if you have more to drink and less fiber (shit forming) food.

cumquat
07-09-2021, 01:14 AM
Yep, an enema is a sure fire way to make sure there's nothing there. But I am struggling to correlate "enema" with "simple"...

well you put a tube in your ass , then gently flood with a water solution (the coffee colonic a bit faddish ) , , then within minutes , you’ll be looking for a loo . And possibly up to an hour or so thereafter

Pretty simple and reliable

GoldfishMan
07-09-2021, 08:14 AM
well you put a tube in your ass , then gently flood with a water solution (the coffee colonic a bit faddish ) , , then within minutes , you’ll be looking for a loo . And possibly up to an hour or so thereafter

Pretty simple and reliable

It is simple to do, and can turn out to be a sexy act for her if she gets her BF to help her. BUT (sorry for the pun), I get the feeling that she's one of those that might be a bit uptight about fiddling around that area of the body so it might turn out to be harder to do than we think.

celine0202
07-09-2021, 01:11 PM
Thanks for the valuable inputs friends

————


So… I have to go out, I heard sitting on toilet for long time can cause haemorrhoids.
I know many girls whine about their butthole problems, they are embarrassed to do doggy because it’s showing their haemorrhoids outspokenly, some even have to have day off because it bleeds…
Mine on the other hand, had no problem at least until now.

My sunflower shaped cute arsehole have been tempted many guys.
Many of us always want to mess around with things if the thing is perfect, flawless, and well-shaped.
Like I can’t resist poking my finger in freshly made tofu in Asian grocery.

I’ve been offered anal many times, and my answer was always no.
Guys caressed my asshole with their thumbs like stroking a baby’s cheek while keeping a tangle of slight sadness and the unattainable hope locked in the deep recesses of their mind.

I can’t ruin my second hole which is far way better looking than the first hole because of my stupid worry and curiousity.
I’m always insecure about my pussy. The lips are pretty shabby like jeans that I wore 10 years. What about the thickest pubes in the world that never disappear even after several times of laser. Colour is also brownish, not pink like in the porn, always have ingrown boils one or two in the triangle zone…etc
Whereas my butthole: No hair, no boils, Looks perfect symmetrical vertically/horizontally like ( * ) in your keyboard above number 8.
.
.
.

I’ll go out, but before that… let me just check one last time. I poked my fuckyou finger in my asshole.
It was easy since my finger is thiner than dick, as well as my usual daily shit.
I muddle around, and check what’s in there. It feels same as pussy. Warm, moist, like inside of your mouth…
But there were more room. I mean I could never put a fist in my pussy but I could in my ass if the hole is less tight.
Think about it, pussy (vagina) is a canal, and asshole (rectum) is the place where your poo stays…(I might wrong.)

There was nothing. Maybe my finger is too short, My middle finger is only 7 cm, and left overs are maybe further up there.
Is it common to feel a surge of pooping while anal sex ? ? ?
.
.
.
Not only I had few problems to overcome, My bf also started showing some issues.
He usually, like many others, gets excited by seeing/feeling my excitement. He has to see/feel I’m enjoying it, that makes his python active.
But while anal sex… I was rather in pain, or thinking profoundly.

My face was rather
https://image.emojipng.com/780/802780.jpg
Not
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1473152821.4275/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg

And that made his python dead.
.
.
.

Riff888
07-09-2021, 01:30 PM
Thanks for the valuable inputs friends

————


So… I have to go out, I heard sitting on toilet for long time can cause haemorrhoids.
I know many girls whine about their butthole problems, they are embarrassed to do doggy because it’s showing their haemorrhoids outspokenly, some even have to have day off because it bleeds…
Mine on the other hand, had no problem at least until now.

My sunflower shaped cute arsehole have been tempted many guys.
Many of us always want to mess around with things if the thing is perfect, flawless, and well-shaped.
Like I can’t resist poking my finger in freshly made tofu in Asian grocery.

I’ve been offered anal many times, and my answer was always no.
Guys caressed my asshole with their thumbs like stroking a baby’s cheek while keeping a tangle of slight sadness and the unattainable hope locked in the deep recesses of their mind.

I can’t ruin my second hole which is far way better looking than the first hole because of my stupid worry and curiousity.
I’m always insecure about my pussy. The lips are pretty shabby like jeans that I wore 10 years. What about the thickest pubes in the world that never disappear even after several times of laser. Colour is also brownish, not pink like in the porn, always have ingrown boils one or two in the triangle zone…etc
Whereas my butthole: No hair, no boils, Looks perfect symmetrical vertically/horizontally like ( * ) in your keyboard above number 8.
.
.
.

I’ll go out, but before that… let me just check one last time. I poked my fuckyou finger in my asshole.
It was easy since my finger is thiner than dick, as well as my usual daily shit.
I muddle around, and check what’s in there. It feels same as pussy. Warm, moist, like inside of your mouth…
But there were more room. I mean I could never put a fist in my pussy but I could in my ass if the hole is less tight.
Think about it, pussy (vagina) is a canal, and asshole (rectum) is the place where your poo stays…(I might wrong.)

There was nothing. Maybe my finger is too short, My middle finger is only 7 cm, and left overs are maybe further up there.
Is it common to feel a surge of pooping while anal sex ? ? ?
.
.
.
Not only I had few problems to overcome, My bf also started showing some issues.
He usually, like many others, gets excited by seeing/feeling my excitement. He has to see/feel I’m enjoying it, that makes his python active.
But while anal sex… I was rather in pain, or thinking profoundly.

My face was rather
https://image.emojipng.com/780/802780.jpg
Not
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1473152821.4275/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg

And that made his python dead.
.
.
.Lol not the Python code [emoji1787]

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GoldfishMan
07-09-2021, 02:26 PM
Many of us always want to mess around with things if the thing is perfect, flawless, and well-shaped.
Like I can’t resist poking my finger in freshly made tofu in Asian grocery.

ROFL you remind me of this lady from an absolute classic of a film!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38m-wnbHPLA


I’ll go out, but before that… let me just check one last time. I poked my fuckyou finger in my asshole.
It was easy since my finger is thiner than dick, as well as my usual daily shit.
I muddle around, and check what’s in there. It feels same as pussy. Warm, moist, like inside of your mouth…
But there were more room. I mean I could never put a fist in my pussy but I could in my ass if the hole is less tight.
Think about it, pussy (vagina) is a canal, and asshole (rectum) is the place where your poo stays…(I might wrong.)

The feeling on my dick is very different between the 2 holes. The pussy has a more "defined muscles" feel.... like I can clearly feel the muscles on the sides and the muscles from top and bottom. The anus just feels like a very very tight "tube" or "sheath" completely squeezing on my dick. It is this tight for about 3 - 4 inches of the way in. Beyond that point, you are right it is not so tight, but still enough to feel full contact all around my dick head and under it.
But having said that, I've seen a couple of WLs who specialized in anal... 1 Viet and 1 Jap... who had really different feeling arseholes. Theirs were more like a very tight ring around the base of my dick, and not much feeling "inside". So what I mean is the "tight" part was only about 1 inch maximum. It didn't feel very good fucking those 2 in the arse.
Others I have done it with... my partner, a couple of Malaysian Chinese, another J girl, and 3 Chinese girls... all of them had the same feeling I described above.

I guess if you're worried about his feeling, it depends on how long he is. If he's hung like Mandingo, he will probably enjoy vag sex more. If he's more average length, it should be good.

Meng
07-09-2021, 04:00 PM
The feeling on my dick is very different between the 2 holes.

Yea my sentiments exactly. The tightness for anal is always more around the entrance once you're in it's kinda meh.

Also lotta prep work and lubing before the deed, making it a very procedural process which then sometimes causes me to go soft..

GoldfishMan
07-09-2021, 04:25 PM
Yea my sentiments exactly. The tightness for anal is always more around the entrance once you're in it's kinda meh.

Also lotta prep work and lubing before the deed, making it a very procedural process which then sometimes causes me to go soft..
That's the thing bro. Not all girls are the same. Some girls have that tightness for up to 4 inches in, those are extremely enjoyable to fuck. Others have very short lengths of that tightness so it feels like that, tight only at the entrance.

cumquat
07-09-2021, 04:51 PM
ROFL you remind me of this lady from an absolute classic of a film!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38m-wnbHPLA

I haven’t opened the Link .. assuming it’s tampopo …?

Classic and was only discussing this last night

GoldfishMan
07-09-2021, 05:24 PM
I haven’t opened the Link .. assuming it’s tampopo …?

Classic and was only discussing this last night

Yeah bro, lol!!

Ziggurat
07-09-2021, 06:15 PM
But while anal sex… I was rather in pain, or thinking profoundly.

My face was rather
https://image.emojipng.com/780/802780.jpg


That is beyond funny! :shout: :shout: