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aussiegaigin
28-10-2021, 06:02 PM
Who's in the market for this?

https://www.smh.com.au/culture/tv-and-radio/sex-love-and-goop-gwyneth-paltrow-is-coming-for-our-orgasms-20211022-p592ba.html

Licker
28-10-2021, 06:42 PM
Who's in the market for this?

https://www.smh.com.au/culture/tv-and-radio/sex-love-and-goop-gwyneth-paltrow-is-coming-for-our-orgasms-20211022-p592ba.html

Apparently there are enough women in US who buy whatever Gwyneth Paltrow sells. Starting from vagina stones to candles, and at extraordinary prices.

I wonder whether that candle has fish oil that burns when you light it up.

Stephen Colbert (Late show) has made fabulous parodies of the merchandise on sale at Goop.

aussiegaigin
28-10-2021, 07:09 PM
I was thinking some scraps from down at the fishmarkets would be a lot cheaper.

Carissawhore
29-10-2021, 04:01 PM
Gwen and her stupid ideas, I don't get it as to why people buy things if it is just advertised by some dumb idiot celebrities. I am definitely sure they have audience who would buy even if some stupid bitch gram girl starts selling her fart.

Fred Flintstone
29-10-2021, 04:28 PM
Gwen and her stupid ideas, I don't get it as to why people buy things if it is just advertised by some dumb idiot celebrities. I am definitely sure they have audience who would buy even if some stupid bitch gram girl starts selling her fart.
Why not sell bottled farts? There will definitely be a market for it. Anything associated with sex will sell. Stupid fuckwits are paying $50/month for a few nude photos from OnlyFans when we can download the same photos for free. Other morons are paying for soiled panties so that they can jackoff while whiffing some chicks dried vag goo and skid marks.

rooter
29-10-2021, 06:25 PM
I would actually prefer a vagina that smells like a candle.

carmen farquis
29-10-2021, 06:46 PM
I would actually prefer a vagina that smells like a candle.

could blow smoke rings

Jerime2p
31-10-2021, 10:03 AM
I would actually prefer a vagina that smells like a candle.

Yes agree but what flavour? :miao:

rooter
31-10-2021, 11:35 AM
Yes agree but what flavour? :miao:

Definitely vanilla for me. I am very boring.

dannyboy
31-10-2021, 02:30 PM
I like smelling pussy,