Who Has The Best Dirty Talk?

[Samedi]

I get that language barrier can sometimes be a little bit of a challenge. But surely there are some out there that are enthusiastic and genuinely love a bit of dirty talk when it’s happening.

Any standouts in the Sydney area?

[AHLUNGOR]

Nothing beat a local Hong Kong gal talking dirty to me in Cantonese:

Milo ex 5 Star quickly cum to mind although she was from Singapore.

Katherine ex 127 Regent St said this to me once after an extended BBBJ:

吹咗咁耐， 刁得未啊？

I blow for so long, can we fuck yet ?

After about 10 min of pounding (that was a long time ago and I was still at my prime ……. Haha). While I was doggying, she turned her head around and said:

嘩， 你射得未呀？想刁死人個女咩？

Wa! You cum yet? I want to fuck dead my mum’s daughter?


True story !

[Kiryu0]

That probably sounds better in person? Coz that just sounds like they want you to come quick...

[Meng]

She sounded like she was unhappy that you took too long. I would lose my boner if a WL said that to me.

[Johnisfun1969]

She sounded like she was unhappy that you took too long. I would lose my boner if a WL said that to me.

Come on guys don’t be so negative. Just visualise the hot little spinner giving bbbj and in doggy in her birthday suit encouraging you to fuck harder.

Thanks for sharing Ahlungor.

[AHLUNGOR]

The key is the Cantonese !

If you don’t speak the dialect or are not from Hong Kong you won’t get it.

[Double_Adapter]

The key is the Cantonese !

If you don’t speak the dialect or are not from Hong Kong you won’t get it.

I hear you Mr Lungor, sometimes with languages things can get lost in translation.

Once I was about to tap a young hot sugar baby and I asked her what her favourite position was and she replied “CEO”

[Action Pump]

S is from GZ. She does the whole dirty talk thing in canto.

[wilisno]

That probably sounds better in person? Coz that just sounds like they want you to come quick...

I speak Cantonese, but that would turn me off too, and 10 minutes is far from fucking too long !

[AHLUNGOR]

and 10 minutes is far from fucking too long !

Easy for you brother Wil, the 10 min mark has long been my gold standard and I hate to admit, it’s getting harder to achieve as this old man is well, getting older. More like a Fiver these days…….. lol

[wilisno]

Easy for you brother Wil, the 10 min mark has long been my gold standard and I hate to admit, it’s getting harder to achieve as this old man is well, getting older. More like a Fiver these days…….. lol

I’m not saying 10 minutes of sex is or is not an achievement, I’m saying she shouldn’t be complaining for just 10 minutes.

If she can die after 10 minutes of fuck, she can die many times over everyday.

[rooter]

I think dirty talk is overrated.
Clean talk is much more sexy - like for example "I love your clean fingernails", "I love the smell of Dettol, do you?", "make love to me gently please I am a virgin", "I would love to wash your underwear and iron your shirt", "I like to read The Bible, do you want to read it together?".

[Sibon]

I think dirty talk is overrated.
Clean talk is much more sexy - like for example "I love your clean fingernails", "I love the smell of Dettol, do you?", "make love to me gently please I am a virgin", "I would love to wash your underwear and iron your shirt", "I like to read The Bible, do you want to read it together?".

Let's elevate the clean talks to holy talks by a sainty ML or WL to heighten the pleasure of pillow talks:

"Thou shalt not walk the valley of long darkness without nakedness."
“We live by dimness of parlour room and not by sight.”
“Ask nicely and it will be given to you; seek and you will touch; kiss the door it will be opened to you.”
“For with much wisdom comes much pleasure; the more thrust the more thrill.”