Embarrassing moments ?

[local]

Yesterday afternoon, I received a request to attend to a customers problem at the home of his girlfriend.
Seeing I know his family I was sworn to keep his little secret.
I arrived and was buzzed in and went up the lift, then knocked on what I thought was the correct door.
It opened, but no one showed their face.
Standing behind the door was a tiny little girl who looked no older than 14 to or 15.
She held up a finger to her lips, then grabbed my hand and led me to the bed.
She immediately started kissing me and trying to undress me.
now obviously something was going on, but I was here to work not to muck around.
Well it turned out that the address was actually a dual key unit and this was "B" not "A".
She was actually 24 (she showed me her passport).
She thought I was her "john" for a 3 hour session.
He was lost on the way it seems and rang the buzzer 15 minutes late.
So I knocked next door ("A") and was let in by a girl who could have been the twin sister of "B".
what was the problem ? seems both units buzzer was ringing no matter whether you pressed "A", "B" or nothing added to the number. (actually controlled by a switch in the unit actually, they just didn't know).
Turns out the girls had not met each other till then.
There has been recent discussion here about sugar dating, here is a guy who is paying $550 rent, plus $2000 a week to his girlfriend. She has signed a contract so everything is above board with no comeback in the future.
The girl is younger than his daughter, actually she looks like his grand-daughter.
I actually wonder if he knows the girl in "B" as well ??

[GoldfishMan]

Yesterday afternoon, I received a request to attend to a customers problem at the home of his girlfriend.
Seeing I know his family I was sworn to keep his little secret.
I arrived and was buzzed in and went up the lift, then knocked on what I thought was the correct door.
It opened, but no one showed their face.
Standing behind the door was a tiny little girl who looked no older than 14 to or 15.
She held up a finger to her lips, then grabbed my hand and led me to the bed.
She immediately started kissing me and trying to undress me.
now obviously something was going on, but I was here to work not to muck around.
Well it turned out that the address was actually a dual key unit and this was "B" not "A".
She was actually 24 (she showed me her passport).
She thought I was her "john" for a 3 hour session.
He was lost on the way it seems and rang the buzzer 15 minutes late.
So I knocked next door ("A") and was let in by a girl who could have been the twin sister of "B".
what was the problem ? seems both units buzzer was ringing no matter whether you pressed "A", "B" or nothing added to the number. (actually controlled by a switch in the unit actually, they just didn't know).
Turns out the girls had not met each other till then.
There has been recent discussion here about sugar dating, here is a guy who is paying $550 rent, plus $2000 a week to his girlfriend. She has signed a contract so everything is above board with no comeback in the future.
The girl is younger than his daughter, actually she looks like his grand-daughter.
I actually wonder if he knows the girl in "B" as well ??
More importantly, bro, did you sample the goods? Would you recommend them?

[daty2022]

Lots tradie and door to door sales stories out there. Maybe in my next life

[cumquat]

Who was the guy who was claiming he was a lift technician or something and was getting blown by the doorman in Potts point ?

[B J Hunter]

My favourite story was the guy who booked a private and while doing the deed the bedroom door opens with a girl standing there telling him ‘hey what are you doing she’s not girl you booked, she’s my cousin not girl for doing this job’.

[local]

My favourite story was the guy who booked a private and while doing the deed the bedroom door opens with a girl standing there telling him ‘hey what are you doing she’s not girl you booked, she’s my cousin not girl for doing this job’.

Thats a bit like the cartoon of the arab doing a fully clad woman over the kitchen table and his wife walks in saying her mother was turning up today...

[Labia Vortex]

Farting while coming during a magnificent BBBJ...

[vitrium]

One of my first punts ever. I fell down the stairs leaving 533 Willoughby. Face planted on the concrete sidewalk in front of loads of people waiting for buses and going to restaurants etc.

[Truffaut]

Many years ago, as a newly minted graduate I was working in an emergency department of a major Sydney hospital. The ambos had brought in a guy in a full cardiac arrest. He was large and had been difficult to intubate in the field.

As we cut the bloke's clothes off and started to work on him, I recognised him as a very prominent medical specialist and academic at the medical school. After 45 minutes of throwing everything at him (everyone knew who he was), the senior emergency department specialist called it: he was gone.

When the prof's wife arrived at the hospital, I got the task of breaking the news to her. She was also a doctor. The wife asked me why he'd been taken to our hospital (it was nowhere near where they lived) and where he'd been found . I looked at the medical records and said to the wife, it says 99 Albion Street here. The wife said nothing.

It was only later that I realised I'd told the wife that he had been found at Tiffany's! I didn't know that 99 Albion Street had any significance. I reckon the professor was better off dead. I strongly suspect the wife made enquiries and learned the big fella had died while pursuing extra-curricula activities.

[blanet]

Haha that’s one way to make a grand exit. Wonder how the widow would’ve spun her husbands cause of death to ameliorate his dirty secret.

[asiafever]

My favourite story was the guy who booked a private and while doing the deed the bedroom door opens with a girl standing there telling him ‘hey what are you doing she’s not girl you booked, she’s my cousin not girl for doing this job’.

That was me. Still the most bizarre experience of my punting life by the length of the Flemington straight. Hilarious, bizarre, and the crowd of girls in the living room that appeared from nowhere when I emerged was the icing on the cake. Will forever remember the look on her face looking at my dick like it was a spitting cobra...

[lebronjamespro]

I saw my schoolmate in a massage shop, I asked to see the lineup and BAM. We both knew whats going on...she then just turned around and went back to the room :confused2: And I left the second she's gone.

[HappyDongDong]

Very funny experience of you all

[HoorayForBoobies]

I saw my schoolmate in a massage shop, I asked to see the lineup and BAM. We both knew whats going on...she then just turned around and went back to the room :confused2: And I left the second she's gone.

If I saw a hot ex schoolmate, I’d want to try!

[lebronjamespro]

She turned around...pretty sure she doesnt want me to choose her haha

[cuteguy]

She turned around...pretty sure she doesnt want me to choose her haha

Yes of course if she went to school with you. Now you might tell all your school buddies about it which she would have not wanted to occur.

[blanet]

Yes of course if she went to school with you. Now you might tell all your school buddies about it which she would have not wanted to occur.

At the risk of revealing to his friends that he visits massage parlours. It’s a lose lose.

[GoldfishMan]

If I saw a hot ex schoolmate, I’d want to try!
Maybe she wasn't hot?

[BennyB]

Many years ago, as a newly minted graduate I was working in an emergency department of a major Sydney hospital. The ambos had brought in a guy in a full cardiac arrest. He was large and had been difficult to intubate in the field.

As we cut the bloke's clothes off and started to work on him, I recognised him as a very prominent medical specialist and academic at the medical school. After 45 minutes of throwing everything at him (everyone knew who he was), the senior emergency department specialist called it: he was gone.

When the prof's wife arrived at the hospital, I got the task of breaking the news to her. She was also a doctor. The wife asked me why he'd been taken to our hospital (it was nowhere near where they lived) and where he'd been found . I looked at the medical records and said to the wife, it says 99 Albion Street here. The wife said nothing.

It was only later that I realised I'd told the wife that he had been found at Tiffany's! I didn't know that 99 Albion Street had any significance. I reckon the professor was better off dead. I strongly suspect the wife made enquiries and learned the big fella had died while pursuing extra-curricula activities.

Fantastic story! Thanks for sharing

[BennyB]

Yesterday afternoon, I received a request to attend to a customers problem at the home of his girlfriend.
Seeing I know his family I was sworn to keep his little secret.
I arrived and was buzzed in and went up the lift, then knocked on what I thought was the correct door.
It opened, but no one showed their face.
Standing behind the door was a tiny little girl who looked no older than 14 to or 15.
She held up a finger to her lips, then grabbed my hand and led me to the bed.
She immediately started kissing me and trying to undress me.
now obviously something was going on, but I was here to work not to muck around.
Well it turned out that the address was actually a dual key unit and this was "B" not "A".
She was actually 24 (she showed me her passport).
She thought I was her "john" for a 3 hour session.
He was lost on the way it seems and rang the buzzer 15 minutes late.
So I knocked next door ("A") and was let in by a girl who could have been the twin sister of "B".
what was the problem ? seems both units buzzer was ringing no matter whether you pressed "A", "B" or nothing added to the number. (actually controlled by a switch in the unit actually, they just didn't know).
Turns out the girls had not met each other till then.
There has been recent discussion here about sugar dating, here is a guy who is paying $550 rent, plus $2000 a week to his girlfriend. She has signed a contract so everything is above board with no comeback in the future.
The girl is younger than his daughter, actually she looks like his grand-daughter.
I actually wonder if he knows the girl in "B" as well ??

Great story.

So he’s paying $10k a month to shack up with one girl. What’s he thinking?

[mustyincognito]

Fantastic story! Thanks for sharing

+1. I guess you could said the pleasure was out of the world. I agree though that at this point you are better off dead.

[bummer]

I think the most embarassing is when in the morning you go to put your dick in pussy and there aint one there !!

[BlackToad]

I think the most embarassing is when in the morning you go to put your dick in pussy and there aint one there !!

God help us if this ever happens.

Anyway my most embarrassing stories both happened early in my punting career

1) was in one of those massage shops where the walls don’t go all the way to the ceiling and you can hear what’s going on next door. As I cum I didn’t realise that I let out quite a loud groan, the ML and punter next door were laughing at my groan, my ML said I put on a show for the whole shop. After we finished I got as so embarrassed I walked out quickly, hopping not to run into any other punters or ML.

2) was in another RNT my ML starts talking about sex and how much she likes it…. I just nodded and got a HJ… it was only after I left the shop that I realised my ML was offering FS… never had FS at that point . Was kicking myself for a week. But went back to the same shop a few weeks later and got my first FS punt.

[JJBlows]

All the rooms booked out at a shop so I had to fuck the girl in the waiting room, finished the deed and as I was getting changed I glanced up and saw the security camera and thought "meh". Walked out into the lobby with other people waiting around smirking at me and then i realised the big TV in the security office had the camera from my room pulled up on it for everybody to see. Got out and never came back again

[Jamit]

I remember being in a dodgy massage place. I wasn't quite clicking with the ML because she was putting up so many conditions. Whist we were negotiating the customer next door and ML were moaning really loudly, I mean really going for it. I think my ML was more embarrassed than me and then decided to loosen up a little.

I remember walking out of that session and
later passing the moaning girl in the tea room looking all dishevelled after her performance. She seemed rather embarassed and I felt that I had chosen the wrong girl.

[cryptex]

If I saw a hot ex schoolmate, I’d want to try!

I would have chosen the ex schoolmate and tease her while she work on me.

[Ease]

Ran into an old work colleague in the waiting room at my local - that was embarrassing 🙈
I hate it when the waiting rooms aren’t separate from one and other - a moment I always dreaded especially cos he didn’t just own up to being there for the usual reasons and insisted he was there because his mates dragged him in and was only waiting for them. I wouldn’t have minded so much if it turned out he was a fellow punter. You know, honour amongst thieves . Luckily never heard from him again

[virgileco]

Yesterday afternoon, I received a request to attend to a customers problem at the home of his girlfriend.
Seeing I know his family I was sworn to keep his little secret.
I arrived and was buzzed in and went up the lift, then knocked on what I thought was the correct door.
It opened, but no one showed their face.
Standing behind the door was a tiny little girl who looked no older than 14 to or 15.
She held up a finger to her lips, then grabbed my hand and led me to the bed.
She immediately started kissing me and trying to undress me.
now obviously something was going on, but I was here to work not to muck around.
Well it turned out that the address was actually a dual key unit and this was "B" not "A".
She was actually 24 (she showed me her passport).
She thought I was her "john" for a 3 hour session.
He was lost on the way it seems and rang the buzzer 15 minutes late.
So I knocked next door ("A") and was let in by a girl who could have been the twin sister of "B".
what was the problem ? seems both units buzzer was ringing no matter whether you pressed "A", "B" or nothing added to the number. (actually controlled by a switch in the unit actually, they just didn't know).
Turns out the girls had not met each other till then.
There has been recent discussion here about sugar dating, here is a guy who is paying $550 rent, plus $2000 a week to his girlfriend. She has signed a contract so everything is above board with no comeback in the future.
The girl is younger than his daughter, actually she looks like his grand-daughter.
I actually wonder if he knows the girl in "B" as well ??

Wait, I'm being a bit slow today. Can someone explain to me what's going on here?

[B J Hunter]

ML agrees to FS. I proceed to DATY and she covers her pussy with her hands. I gently nudge away till she starts to loosen up. 10 mins in and she can’t get enough. Tongue fingers fast slow she moaning and wailing and digging her fingers into my neck until I’m completely devouring her pussy. The hornier and noisier she got the more I had to keep stopping myself pumping the fukn massage table and stop myself cumming. She eventually says fuck me doggy now. I heard that and bam I cum laying face down all over my stomach. Ahh sorry babe..,maybe next time I think I blew my chance.
Was worth the fun anyway…

[floppydick]

I think the most embarassing is when in the morning you go to put your dick in pussy and there aint one there !!

I think it would be more embarrassing being the recipient of that !

[stapman]

I shot a load pretty high into the air once with an ML that it landed on my own face. I am not even a shooter like that but for some reason it happened. Yes it was embarrassing but we both laughed about it and she cleaned me up well.

[Peterpecker]

Not really embarrasing more funny. I was at a shop, booked the usual hour, nearly half an hour in after some good sex the woman said she had cum twice and was shagged, she said she would ask the manager to send a second girl in, which he did! The manager always reminds me of this, it seems to gee me up lol! I will need to search for the AR

[StiFFFy]

All the rooms booked out at a shop so I had to fuck the girl in the waiting room, finished the deed and as I was getting changed I glanced up and saw the security camera and thought "meh". Walked out into the lobby with other people waiting around smirking at me and then i realised the big TV in the security office had the camera from my room pulled up on it for everybody to see. Got out and never came back againHahaha that's great! Thanks for the hearty laugh Blows, needed that

[cumquat]

ML agrees to FS. I proceed to DATY and she covers her pussy with her hands. I gently nudge away till she starts to loosen up. 10 mins in and she can’t get enough. Tongue fingers fast slow she moaning and wailing and digging her fingers into my neck until I’m completely devouring her pussy. The hornier and noisier she got the more I had to keep stopping myself pumping the fukn massage table and stop myself cumming. She eventually says fuck me doggy now. I heard that and bam I cum laying face down all over my stomach. Ahh sorry babe..,maybe next time I think I blew my chance.
Was worth the fun anyway…

Sounds like a very familiar encounter had at a top performing shop a few weeks back .. well the same script except blowing myself .. she isn’t Thai by chance ?

[cuteguy]

All the rooms booked out at a shop so I had to fuck the girl in the waiting room, finished the deed and as I was getting changed I glanced up and saw the security camera and thought "meh". Walked out into the lobby with other people waiting around smirking at me and then i realised the big TV in the security office had the camera from my room pulled up on it for everybody to see. Got out and never came back again

Did any guys give you the thumbs up? Why watch a porn movie when they could see some real action!

[JJBlows]

Did any guys give you the thumbs up? Why watch a porn movie when they could see some real action!

This was Asians@smithfield a while ago, if you been you would know the big room that everybody waits in and the office of to the side that you can look in.

My only saving grace was that I gave her a good go (she could of faked it) had smiles from the boys but the WL waiting with their customers were all embarrassed, probably because they now know what they look like in the rooms getting railed

[GoldfishMan]

This was Asians@smithfield a while ago, if you been you would know the big room that everybody waits in and the office of to the side that you can look in.

My only saving grace was that I gave her a good go (she could of faked it) had smiles from the boys but the WL waiting with their customers were all embarrassed, probably because they now know what they look like in the rooms getting railed

Bravo, JJblows! Maybe the girls were more concerned than embarassed because the audience might take your "performance" as inspiration to go harder on them next!

[cuteguy]

You wouldn't want to have the first room next to reception. Imagine if it got hot and noisy with the ML in the room.

I remember the Sussex Star shop and always hoped that I was never given room 1. Hey Woods23 wasn't that your nominated room which Nana would give you? Lol

[phoenix555]

That was me. Still the most bizarre experience of my punting life by the length of the Flemington straight. Hilarious, bizarre, and the crowd of girls in the living room that appeared from nowhere when I emerged was the icing on the cake. Will forever remember the look on her face looking at my dick like it was a spitting cobra...

Any link to full story?

[rjdin]

I went out with friends and by the end of it I had to take a dump. I knew massage shops would normally have a toilet so I just walked up a flight of stairs and toilets were visible with an open door so I went in. Just before I passed the door my peripheral saw the door to the massage shop open with the receptionist looking right down the hall and at me. It was definitely an emergency so I just bolted in, locked the doors and released the gates.

After I was done I left but just before I went down the stairs, the receptionist yelled out in a Thai accent telling me the toilet is for customers only. Then she realised who I was and I realised who she was. Her accent changed up real quick and she said it was all good. We were acquainted in school a year back but she was definitely one of the hottest girls in the grade. I wish I had the guts to ask for a massage but knowing I just took a dump I was conscious my ass might smell and I just left.

[GoldfishMan]

You wouldn't want to have the first room next to reception. Imagine if it got hot and noisy with the ML in the room.

I remember the Sussex Star shop and always hoped that I was never given room 1. Hey Woods23 wasn't that your nominated room which Nana would give you? Lol
Oh yeah I know that room. I think they tricked me one time when I booked my then regular whom I would always have FS with. So I had booked her and they put me into room 1, and boy, did my regular go off in that session! She actually said “hao da” very loudly in Mando as I was going in! That was a crazy session. After that I poked my head around the corner and said goodbye to Nana and her helper and went on my merry way through the back door, lol!

I also had another embarrassing run in with Nana one time. I was trying to book K Lily at 5 Star, but when I went to my WeChat contacts, I accidentally picked Sussex Star instead! So I messaged them and said I wanted Lily for 1 hour. Next thing I know, Nana replies asking “who’s Lily?”. From that day on for at least 1 year, she was teasing me about Lily every time I contacted her to book a girl!