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downzones123
19-01-2022, 02:18 PM
I'm actually curious how everyone position their mighty python when laying down on massage table.

I personally like to position it downward in between crotch, give it some air too, and if I have an erection it doesnt hurt when the ML massage from behind.

Sometimes, I put it between the ball and thigh, so that when they lift up my leg for massage a surprise snake will welcome them.

imaragingbull
19-01-2022, 02:35 PM
Magic rod position is just facing downwards, in an effort to be as comfortable as possible. Invariably get hard as they start working on the hamstrings and I can anticipate the grazing is coming as well as if she’s looking at it.

Not sure I could ever do facing upwards. Uncomfortable and doesn’t give her the access, right?

Love the description of the snake, downzones123! Need to be careful with the Australian wildlife for these special ladies

GoldfishMan
19-01-2022, 02:57 PM
Same here, I point it down towards my legs. A bit harder to do if there’s been some teasing or making out before lying down as I would be slightly erect by then, but I somehow grit my teeth and force it down, lol!
The beauty of pointing it down is some MLs will take the cue and start part 2 “in a fluid motion”, by going from massaging my legs to gently grazing my balls and under side of the “snake” without hardly a pause. That is electrifying!
Besides, there’s no questioning that you want extras when you point it that way. The only question is which extra you want.

Sibon
19-01-2022, 03:12 PM
I don't take my underpants off. So it sits snuggly in it.

imaragingbull
19-01-2022, 03:18 PM
I guess by default it’s facing down then. Set the python free and relax

cuteguy
19-01-2022, 03:38 PM
I don't take my underpants off. So it sits snuggly in it.

Set Willy free! Lol

downzones123
19-01-2022, 04:41 PM
Free the snakes or PETA will bust down all massage parlors

Double_Adapter
19-01-2022, 04:59 PM
How do you guys deal with python pre-venom and post-venom ie aka pre-cum and post-cum during a massage
Do you wrap the head of the snake in tissue to stop leakage, have the ML wipe it down with a wet wipe, or simply ignore it and let the venom stain the massage table?

It would be interesting to see what kind of artwork a blacklight would reveal (aka Gordon Ramsay style).

DireStraits
19-01-2022, 05:27 PM
How do you guys deal with python pre-venom and post-venom ie aka pre-cum and post-cum during a massage
Do you wrap the head of the snake in tissue to stop leakage, have the ML wipe it down with a wet wipe, or simply ignore it and let the venom stain the massage table?

It would be interesting to see what kind of artwork a blacklight would reveal (aka Gordon Ramsay style).

That made me spurt my, er, tea out 💦

Mickeydrippen
19-01-2022, 05:47 PM
In legit massage I have my dick across my thigh hoping for a graze. In RnT I like to poke it down as it always gets a laugh and lots of attention.

imaragingbull
19-01-2022, 07:15 PM
How do you guys deal with python pre-venom and post-venom ie aka pre-cum and post-cum during a massage
Do you wrap the head of the snake in tissue to stop leakage, have the ML wipe it down with a wet wipe, or simply ignore it and let the venom stain the massage table?


If you’re in the bush, you have to accept there is risk of snake bite. Don’t address the pre-venom as that is all the ML’s doing with how she is charming the snake. Post-venom is often handled by the one who agitated the or snake.

Double_Adapter
19-01-2022, 07:52 PM
If you’re in the bush, you have to accept there is risk of snake bite. Don’t address the pre-venom as that is all the ML’s doing with how she is charming the snake. Post-venom is often handled by the one who agitated the or snake.

So if read between the lines, you are saying that if the ML is a seasoned snake handler and she knows how to milk a python correctly there should be no spillage or leakage of venom. If there is venom spillage then it’s on her to deal with it and clean up.

imaragingbull
19-01-2022, 07:59 PM
Spot on - just lie back and relax!

downzones123
20-01-2022, 12:32 AM
I wonder if there is any story here about their snake choking post-venom, when the snake-handler is still playing the flute (part 1). Guess no man will post about their mutated snake here.

hornedbeast
20-01-2022, 11:02 AM
Always love the massage places with 'milking tables' (cut out hole for cock n balls) so you can relax and hang free! I remember the old Impressions Massage in Elizabeth Street Surry Hills (where Ginza Empire is now located) had one of these tables that had a supporting wooden beam that run underneath the centre of the table which was permanently damp looking from constant cumsplash!

imaragingbull
20-01-2022, 11:04 AM
Milking tables are phenomenal… one of these RNT shops should have one dedicated room that has a milking table!

hornedbeast
20-01-2022, 11:52 AM
From memory 'Bodyrotic' Camperdown had/has these style of tables. I think Midas Marrickville may have that style of table bu tcovered over so cannot be used. A fantastic position to shoot from face down.

juscruisin58
20-01-2022, 12:48 PM
From memory 'Bodyrotic' Camperdown had/has these style of tables. I think Midas Marrickville may have that style of table bu tcovered over so cannot be used. A fantastic position to shoot from face down.

Nirvana in Cleveland St has them as well.
Going back about 4yrs ago there was a Brazilian girl at Nirvana that would give you a BBBJ CIM from under the table.
One of the best blowjobs I've experienced

downzones123
20-01-2022, 01:32 PM
I dont think this kind of table will work for my snake :( when its erect it is hard up against my belly instead of straight 90deg hard. Never tried so not sure

Double_Adapter
20-01-2022, 03:03 PM
I dont think this kind of table will work for my snake :( when its erect it is hard up against my belly instead of straight 90deg hard. Never tried so not sure

This is a tough one! Though I’ve seen some snake handlers use a technique where they place the palm of their hand on the head of the snake and by using slight pressure they can lower the head snake back into the hole…..this might work.

warwick1
20-01-2022, 03:46 PM
So if read between the lines, you are saying that if the ML is a seasoned snake handler and she knows how to milk a python correctly there should be no spillage or leakage of venom. If there is venom spillage then it’s on her to deal with it and clean up.

They don't milk Pythons Zoo/Double Adapter/Sibon/Warwick2, you are trying to punch well above your weight in your endless advice to everything, I reckon the last vagina you came in contact with was when your mother unfortunately gave birth to you...It seems you are very young or a total nutjob or both.........

Double_Adapter
20-01-2022, 04:55 PM
They don't milk Pythons Zoo/Double Adapter/Sibon/Warwick2, you are trying to punch well above your weight in your endless advice to everything, I reckon the last vagina you came in contact with was when your mother unfortunately gave birth to you...It seems you are very young or a total nutjob or both.........

Nice comeback Mr Warwick1 - anthropologists say that to the primitive mind everything is either friendly or hostile. I guess when it comes to it you can get man out of the stone age, but not the stone age out of a man.

Anyway Mr Warwick you need to rise above this neanderthalic animalistic behaviour, learn to walk upright from all fours and strive to become a civilised human being. You can do it Mr Warwick, I know you can. You have it in you.

just quietly……. Can you recommend a WL that does bb anal?

warwick1
20-01-2022, 05:05 PM
Nice comeback Mr Warwick1 - anthropologists say that to the primitive mind everything is either friendly or hostile. I guess when it comes to it you can get man out of the stone age, but not the stone age out of a man.

Anyway Mr Warwick you need to rise above this neanderthalic animalistic behaviour, learn to walk upright from all fours and strive to become a civilised human being. You can do it Mr Warwick, I know you can. You have it in you.

just quietly……. Can you recommend a WL that does bb anal?

Not into anal Zoo but you being allegedly bi sexual in your current "user name" you must have the necessary experience in shoving your little pecker up someone's arse.........You certainly give doctor "Google" a workout for your info..

Vader
20-01-2022, 06:18 PM
Maybe Double_Adapter is a Proctologist as he is into arseholes. Zoo, just go to the wall in Darlo, you can get all your anal desires fixed there.

AHLUNGOR
20-01-2022, 06:50 PM
Just go to 200 Parramatta Rd Stanmore and put your dick inside the milking hole and enjoy. Minimum spend $40/30 min, best value in town .

Case closed and no need to ask the same question again .

Ps. Other places in town with the two holes massage tables :

The three At Michelle’s shops at Potts Point, Bayswater Rd and Cleveland St

Bodyrotic at 136 Parramatta

Misty’s shop at Belmore Rd

Burwood 8


Cheers

Vader
20-01-2022, 06:59 PM
Zoo, what is the difference between a women or man with anal? I mean they are both the same really but only a female has a pussy

Double_Adapter
20-01-2022, 07:24 PM
Zoo, what is the difference between a women or man with anal? I mean they are both the same really but only a female has a pussy

Some really deep stuff there Me Vader and although Mr Warwick claims he’s not into it, anal sex does have a nice ring to it.

Vader
20-01-2022, 08:45 PM
Some really deep stuff there Me Vader and although Mr Warwick claims he’s not into it, anal sex does have a nice ring to it.

Well zoo, you are speechless, no answer to my anal question?

warwick1
22-01-2022, 12:42 PM
Just go to 200 Parramatta Rd Stanmore and put your dick inside the milking hole and enjoy. Minimum spend $40/30 min, best value in town .

Case closed and no need to ask the same question again .

Ps. Other places in town with the two holes massage tables :

The three At Michelle’s shops at Potts Point, Bayswater Rd and Cleveland St

Bodyrotic at 136 Parramatta

Misty’s shop at Belmore Rd

Burwood 8


Cheers

Why bust into a thread with a heap of advertising which has zilch to do with the conversation, obviously an agenda..I'm seeing one of "his girls" next week, I hope there's not a tattoo across the tits saying "Alhungor was here".....