MrPerson126
23-01-2022, 01:08 PM
Date: 2022
Name: Helen
Age: 40s?
Body: Quite thicc. No ass. Huge F/G cup boobs. Biggest I have ever seen in my life.
Price: 30 min massage $50, Tips $70
Service: Decent but rushed part 1. Tried Spanish but, it was just too much boob.
Attractive: 5/10
Part 1: 6/10
Part 2: 3/10
Overall Experience: 5/10
Value for money? Not really
Well, after reading all about Helen at Summerville from a few punters, I just had to go and see them for myself. I've read good and bad things, but really, the curiosity of the 'biggest boobs in Sydney' reeled me in. It was half horniness, half just wanting to see these things like a curiosities show at the circus. Long story short, not an amazing experience.
Pulled up early to Summerville, I think I was one of the first of the day. Went in the back door, which is quite discrete (although the alleyway seems to get a bit of foot traffic all the same). Then knocked on the door (the button doesn't work). Heard the click clack of heels coming down the stairs, and who should answer... but a stout, 30 something looking girl with boobs just exploding out of her top. Pink short dress just the same as in the website photos (it looks like a uniform most of the girls wear). She was pretty quiet and half-uninterested looking already. Asked if I had a booking, 'Helen', I said, and she firmly took my hand and led me upstairs. I like a woman who takes control.
Walked through Summerville's hall, which is really nice and clean, to a huge intimate room at the end. Lots of space, big mirror on the wall, air conditioning, and an attached shower that was actually clean and nice. No mould :)
Straight to business and Helen asked how long I wanted. 30 minutes is my go to with a new girl, just in case I book an hour and spend an hour with a dud. Handed over the cash, and got undressed while she went down the hall. Helen came back really quickly, before I'd even gotten my pants off. Laid down on the table and Helen started with the oil. Not a bad massage, but definitely firm and rushed.
About 20 minutes in Helen started a very nice, sensual tackle tickle. Without a word, she grabbed me a pillow for the turnaround, stood to the side and took off her dress. I knew Helen had some big momma milkers, but when that dress came off, POW. Two of the biggest tits I've ever seen, still in the bra.
Once the bra came off, those big heavy tits just hung there. Now, Helen's an older lady, so that's to be understood, but definitely with this one, I reached my limit. There is such a thing as 'too big' and Helen I'm afraid was totally that. I couldn't even see her stomach, it was just face, neck, boooooobs, waist, and a little scarring on the waist too (maybe an old C section).
I couldn't help myself. They weren't too bad, but definitely a nice, C or D cup perky set would have been much better. I was just curious at this point. I sat up while Helen stroked me up and down and just played with them. Squeezed them, jiggled them, slapped them together. I politely asked if I could suck them, and she said yes, but wow, I had trouble lifting even one to my mouth. Poor girl must get back pain.
So, somewhat disappointed, but I just had to fuck those tits. I mean, you don't go to 'biggest tits ever land' and not put your dick between them. We tried standing, but it was just too difficult. Her or me just couldn't wrap those things around. So, I got her to lay on the table and tried with me on top. Better, but it was just an ocean of tit with me drowning in it. I think if I fell forward I'd be a missing person right now. So, third time's a charm, I asked Helen if we could move to the chair (her English isn't so strong so I had to guide her a bit) I sat while she knelt on her knees on the floor (my favourite position for Spanish actually). I grabbed on to those udders for dear life while Helen balanced herself on the armchair arms, and just thrusted up and down into a valley of tit. It was actually hard work. I was getting a workout. Then, when I'd had enough, she lent back and I stood over her and came all over her tits. Only problem was I couldn't even see any tits by then, just a big mountain of flesh with nipples somewhere below.
Overall, it was an experience, and I wouldn't call it the best one. Helen's ok, but she seemed pretty disinterested, distant, and rushed. I went to see the biggest tits ever, and I got what I came for. But now I've learned that it's not just size. They were big, huge even, but it was just two beanbags of fat at that point. No firmness, no squeezeback, no shape. All just tit.
Would I return? No... I paid $120 to tick F/G cups off the bucket list, and at least I know now that E cups are probably my limit.
Advice for you guys, only if you're really a huge tit fetishist (I thought I was, but I was wrong), Helen would be your cup of tea. Could have spent that time and money for someone younger, funner, with at least a faked connection, and a hotter body that I can do stuff with.
Happy punting.
Name: Helen
Age: 40s?
Body: Quite thicc. No ass. Huge F/G cup boobs. Biggest I have ever seen in my life.
Price: 30 min massage $50, Tips $70
Service: Decent but rushed part 1. Tried Spanish but, it was just too much boob.
Attractive: 5/10
Part 1: 6/10
Part 2: 3/10
Overall Experience: 5/10
Value for money? Not really
Well, after reading all about Helen at Summerville from a few punters, I just had to go and see them for myself. I've read good and bad things, but really, the curiosity of the 'biggest boobs in Sydney' reeled me in. It was half horniness, half just wanting to see these things like a curiosities show at the circus. Long story short, not an amazing experience.
Pulled up early to Summerville, I think I was one of the first of the day. Went in the back door, which is quite discrete (although the alleyway seems to get a bit of foot traffic all the same). Then knocked on the door (the button doesn't work). Heard the click clack of heels coming down the stairs, and who should answer... but a stout, 30 something looking girl with boobs just exploding out of her top. Pink short dress just the same as in the website photos (it looks like a uniform most of the girls wear). She was pretty quiet and half-uninterested looking already. Asked if I had a booking, 'Helen', I said, and she firmly took my hand and led me upstairs. I like a woman who takes control.
Walked through Summerville's hall, which is really nice and clean, to a huge intimate room at the end. Lots of space, big mirror on the wall, air conditioning, and an attached shower that was actually clean and nice. No mould :)
Straight to business and Helen asked how long I wanted. 30 minutes is my go to with a new girl, just in case I book an hour and spend an hour with a dud. Handed over the cash, and got undressed while she went down the hall. Helen came back really quickly, before I'd even gotten my pants off. Laid down on the table and Helen started with the oil. Not a bad massage, but definitely firm and rushed.
About 20 minutes in Helen started a very nice, sensual tackle tickle. Without a word, she grabbed me a pillow for the turnaround, stood to the side and took off her dress. I knew Helen had some big momma milkers, but when that dress came off, POW. Two of the biggest tits I've ever seen, still in the bra.
Once the bra came off, those big heavy tits just hung there. Now, Helen's an older lady, so that's to be understood, but definitely with this one, I reached my limit. There is such a thing as 'too big' and Helen I'm afraid was totally that. I couldn't even see her stomach, it was just face, neck, boooooobs, waist, and a little scarring on the waist too (maybe an old C section).
I couldn't help myself. They weren't too bad, but definitely a nice, C or D cup perky set would have been much better. I was just curious at this point. I sat up while Helen stroked me up and down and just played with them. Squeezed them, jiggled them, slapped them together. I politely asked if I could suck them, and she said yes, but wow, I had trouble lifting even one to my mouth. Poor girl must get back pain.
So, somewhat disappointed, but I just had to fuck those tits. I mean, you don't go to 'biggest tits ever land' and not put your dick between them. We tried standing, but it was just too difficult. Her or me just couldn't wrap those things around. So, I got her to lay on the table and tried with me on top. Better, but it was just an ocean of tit with me drowning in it. I think if I fell forward I'd be a missing person right now. So, third time's a charm, I asked Helen if we could move to the chair (her English isn't so strong so I had to guide her a bit) I sat while she knelt on her knees on the floor (my favourite position for Spanish actually). I grabbed on to those udders for dear life while Helen balanced herself on the armchair arms, and just thrusted up and down into a valley of tit. It was actually hard work. I was getting a workout. Then, when I'd had enough, she lent back and I stood over her and came all over her tits. Only problem was I couldn't even see any tits by then, just a big mountain of flesh with nipples somewhere below.
Overall, it was an experience, and I wouldn't call it the best one. Helen's ok, but she seemed pretty disinterested, distant, and rushed. I went to see the biggest tits ever, and I got what I came for. But now I've learned that it's not just size. They were big, huge even, but it was just two beanbags of fat at that point. No firmness, no squeezeback, no shape. All just tit.
Would I return? No... I paid $120 to tick F/G cups off the bucket list, and at least I know now that E cups are probably my limit.
Advice for you guys, only if you're really a huge tit fetishist (I thought I was, but I was wrong), Helen would be your cup of tea. Could have spent that time and money for someone younger, funner, with at least a faked connection, and a hotter body that I can do stuff with.
Happy punting.