Pre punt routine

[Rookiestones]

I know for some, punting is simple and easy.

However for new guys like myself, it's still a new experience.

So I'd like to ask, before making your way to have a session with a WL/ML/SB do you have a routine you follow to shake off and settle the nerves that has helped you be mentally and/or physically ready for a good experience? Particularly if visiting a new shop or new girl for the first time? (Might even help other newbie workers)

Cheers

[Meng]

Not much of a routine but if possible I'd take a shower and spray some nice cologne.

[rooter]

I go through the punters ancient ritual of doing a cleansing breathing cycle, then sacrificing a chicken, rabbit or any other animal and smearing its blood all over me, then 3 shots of Arak (if you can't get Arak then absinthe, raki, or any other hard spirit will do).
And that's it you are ready to go, the pagan punting gods will take care of you.

[GoldfishMan]

I go through the punters ancient ritual of doing a cleansing breathing cycle, then sacrificing a chicken, rabbit or any other animal and smearing its blood all over me, then 3 shots of Arak (if you can't get Arak then absinthe, raki, or any other hard spirit will do).
And that's it you are ready to go, the pagan punting gods will take care of you.
LMFAO you're a funny guy Rooter!

[punter-pie]

Those rookie nerves are the best, enjoy it, it's actually excitement that just feels like nerves

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[RLC]

If I am on a punting binge I pop a blue pill. Not that I cannot get hard but helps me with the recovery time between innings.

[GoldfishMan]

Those rookie nerves are the best, enjoy it, it's actually excitement that just feels like nerves

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I second this. Should enjoy it while it lasts, lol!
For me, apart from the usual grooming stuff, it’s all about psyching myself up for the session. If it’s a girl that’s been reviewed here, I’d go read the reviews again to remind myself what to expect. I’d also go to the shop website to look at her photos in more detail.
If I’m in the city area, I’d go for a walk around Chinatown or George St ogling at all the PYTs out and about. There’s bound to be a few flashing their lovely bare legs and shapely asses to get my blood pumping!
Then while waiting for my booking at the shop, I’ll scroll through my twitter porn feed. I’ve got mostly Chinese porn there. That’s sure to get me going!

[Rookiestones]

Thanks GoldfishMan, those routine were on par to the things that I was previously doing as well.

Was keen to explore what others did differently. Although, smearing dead animals blood all over myself might definitely get my mind off things. Shout out to rooter for the tip.

[Hogrider]

Those rookie nerves are the best, enjoy it, it's actually excitement that just feels like nerves

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Hear hear ..makes it so much better

[rooter]

Thanks GoldfishMan, those routine were on par to the things that I was previously doing as well.

Was keen to explore what others did differently. Although, smearing dead animals blood all over myself might definitely get my mind off things. Shout out to rooter for the tip.

Sorry bro I was just having a laugh.
Best tip I can give you is treat it like a date with a girlfriend.
I know some guys will say, you are paying for sex so you don't have to make an effort, but they have got no clue.
Make sure you are clean, smell good, and well groomed, and maybe put on a clean shirt.
Do it out of respect for the girl, and even if you are a selfish prick, do it because it will get you much better service.
As for nerves, just don't overthink it, take a few deep breaths, if a drink helps then have a drink, but just one - don't get pissed.
And try to go in without too many expectations or a plan, or a bunch of boxes to tick. Go with the flow - react to the vibe you get from the girl. Every girl is different. If a girl has a routine she won't be shaken out of, then don't fight it, just lie back and enjoy it. If she is inexperienced and even more nervous than you, then take the initiative, don't just lie down and expect the magic to happen.
Enjoy!

[easter_bb]

Sorry bro I was just having a laugh.
Best tip I can give you is treat it like a date with a girlfriend.
I know some guys will say, you are paying for sex so you don't have to make an effort, but they have got no clue.
Make sure you are clean, smell good, and well groomed, and maybe put on a clean shirt.
Do it out of respect for the girl, and even if you are a selfish prick, do it because it will get you much better service.
As for nerves, just don't overthink it, take a few deep breaths, if a drink helps then have a drink, but just one - don't get pissed.
And try to go in without too many expectations or a plan, or a bunch of boxes to tick. Go with the flow - react to the vibe you get from the girl. Every girl is different. If a girl has a routine she won't be shaken out of, then don't fight it, just lie back and enjoy it. If she is inexperienced and even more nervous than you, then take the initiative, don't just lie down and expect the magic to happen.
Enjoy!

Make sure you have a clean ass too 😂
ML/WL first impression of you is important if you want to receive more

[rooter]

Make sure you have a clean ass too ��
ML/WL first impression of you is important if you want to receive more

100% agree. Always put in some extra attention to the arse when you have a shower.
Also never rely on the shower with the WL to get clean.
The shower with the WL should be a sensual erotic experience and playing and fooling around. You should arrive at the shop 100% showered and clean.

[Rookiestones]

Sorry bro I was just having a laugh.

Enjoy!

All good. No need to apologize. I knew it was a joke, made me laugh. Might use as a ice breaker or pick up line one day.
Appreciate the follow up response.

[Candy1234]

Also 2 spray of Stud 100. Kidding, don’t do that.

I’ve been stretching before a punt as some positions can give me cramps especially legs. I sometime use deodorant for the balls as some massage parlour doesn’t have a in room shower… funny story, true one… I once deodorant my balls before a massage session thinking all I’ll get is a HJ so should be ok, turned out she gave me a full on BBBJ. The look on her face after licking them was priceless. She didn’t say anything and I brushed it off.

[GoldfishMan]

Also 2 spray of Stud 100. Kidding, don’t do that.

I’ve been stretching before a punt as some positions can give me cramps especially legs. I sometime use deodorant for the balls as some massage parlour doesn’t have a in room shower… funny story, true one… I once deodorant my balls before a massage session thinking all I’ll get is a HJ so should be ok, turned out she gave me a full on BBBJ. The look on her face after licking them was priceless. She didn’t say anything and I brushed it off.
lol, that couldn’t have tasted good!
Bro, talk about cramps. It’s one of the most fucking embarrassing things ever, I sometimes get a cramp in my butt doing my sex moves. It’s the shittiest things ever, I don’t know whether to cry or laugh when it happens!

[ABG4LYF]

One advice I can give is to really clear your mind. Don’t overthink and just enjoy it. It also helps to review the ml/wl if she has ARs so you know what to expect! There were times during my younger years that the nerves got me and wasn’t able to perform when it matters… Looking back now, I was so naive and setting too much expectations for myself. Just be fun and don’t forget to put some naughtiness out there. Good luck

[easter_bb]

lol, that couldn’t have tasted good!
Bro, talk about cramps. It’s one of the most fucking embarrassing things ever, I sometimes get a cramp in my butt doing my sex moves. It’s the shittiest things ever, I don’t know whether to cry or laugh when it happens!

lol, reminded me I had a cramp in a session and couldn’t continue at all. The WL and I laughed so hard. But got a BBBJCIM to finish off, so don’t think too much, enjoy whatever you have, the result may surprise you

[priapus1966]

Never put aftershave or cologne anywhere which might get licked or sucked. It tastes horrible. Some is ok, but dont over do it. Japanese girls in particular are only used to the more subtle aromas.

And if you have a gutful of beer or curry - just toddle off home.

[Candy1234]

lol, that couldn’t have tasted good!
Bro, talk about cramps. It’s one of the most fucking embarrassing things ever, I sometimes get a cramp in my butt doing my sex moves. It’s the shittiest things ever, I don’t know whether to cry or laugh when it happens!
Haha yeh man she gave me the WTF face lol these days I bring my own wet wipes if I remember, quick toilet visit before the session for a clean.

Lol glad I’m not the only weirdo with cramps during a session. Most of the time I screamed which freaked the girl out, first thing they usually say “you cum?” Pain like that I couldn’t even reply. Half would quickly massaged the spot the other just stood there and laughed. I guess it is kinder funny and shitty thing to get during sex, total mood killer.

[OLD SNAKE]

yes treat a punt like a first date, try to have a nap first so you are nice and relaxed, do some stretching exercise, than go have a shit, shave, shower, and put on some nice clothes before you go,
once you are there smile and be polite, and don't forget to say hello and greet the women at the intro politely, and watch their reaction, because they will be judging you on first appearance too,
after the intro the girls will be in the back talking about you, some will be saying i like him others will be saying he's not my type,
if you are not shore which girl to choose, ask the manager to ask the girls who will like to spend time with you,
when the girl walks out, smile and act surprised and say thank you, she will feel appreciated and put more effort into the session,

[Sibon]

I know for some, punting is simple and easy.

However for new guys like myself, it's still a new experience.

So I'd like to ask, before making your way to have a session with a WL/ML/SB do you have a routine you follow to shake off and settle the nerves that has helped you be mentally and/or physically ready for a good experience? Particularly if visiting a new shop or new girl for the first time? (Might even help other newbie workers)

Cheers

1. Do 40 push ups to build up stamina.
2. Abstain from alcohol at least 3 hours before punting.
3. Meditate to calm the nerves down.
4. Don't entertain any dirty thoughts to excite yourself.
5. Don't touch your little brother for unnecessary arousal.
6. Have courage and walk into the parlour confidently with chest up.
7. Check whether you have enough money.

[GoldfishMan]

Haha yeh man she gave me the WTF face lol these days I bring my own wet wipes if I remember, quick toilet visit before the session for a clean.

Lol glad I’m not the only weirdo with cramps during a session. Most of the time I screamed which freaked the girl out, first thing they usually say “you cum?” Pain like that I couldn’t even reply. Half would quickly massaged the spot the other just stood there and laughed. I guess it is kinder funny and shitty thing to get during sex, total mood killer.
Dude, any type of cramp apart from those that occur during sports is funny as fuck to watch. During sex, forget about it, it will be a monumental effort to keep from laughing regardless of how much pain the sufferer was going through!

[wilisno]

Pre-punt routine !

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[cmk76]

There's too much routines here to follow. OP would have frazzled before going in for a punt!

I would just rub one out before going to the session. All the anxiety and nerves would drain right out after a good wank.You'll be lighter, relaxed and non chalant about the whole punt...

It works wonders for first dates too!

[JohnJones]

I know for some, punting is simple and easy.

However for new guys like myself, it's still a new experience.

So I'd like to ask, before making your way to have a session with a WL/ML/SB do you have a routine you follow to shake off and settle the nerves that has helped you be mentally and/or physically ready for a good experience? Particularly if visiting a new shop or new girl for the first time? (Might even help other newbie workers)

Cheers

Eat lots of raw onion, raw garlic, strong spicy curries, kimchi, Korean chilli paste, Malaysian sambal belachan, Icelandic fermented shark meat, century egg and don't brush your teeth.

And make sure you let out a dirty dog (fart) when your ML/WL gets into the room and locks the door behind her!

If I'm nervous around an ML/WL (rarely these days, maybe so back in my younger days) I would lie down in bed or massage table and let her do all the work. That's how I evaluate whether an ML/WL is worth the return visit or not anyways - if she puts in effort to make you cum then you'd be guaranteed an explosion every single visit.

[JohnJones]

There's too much routines here to follow. OP would have frazzled before going in for a punt!

I would just rub one out before going to the session. All the anxiety and nerves would drain right out after a good wank.You'll be lighter, relaxed and non chalant about the whole punt...

It works wonders for first dates too!

You'd have a problem getting hard or cumming if you rub one out pretty close to your brothel visit. I'd prefer being rubbed out by the girl I'm nervous with, that might clear off my nervousness and open up a connection with her.

[distanceRunner]

I go through the punters ancient ritual of doing a cleansing breathing cycle, then sacrificing a chicken, rabbit or any other animal and smearing its blood all over me, then 3 shots of Arak (if you can't get Arak then absinthe, raki, or any other hard spirit will do).
And that's it you are ready to go, the pagan punting gods will take care of you.

This seems like quite a legitimate routine to go through, similar to mine actually :smile:

[Sibon]

There is one important ritual we have missed i.e. To say a prayer to The Phallus God of Ancient Greece.

The act of procreation is as old as the history of Man.

We pray for a safe journey and deliverance.

Massage table is a treacherous piece of furniture to make love on. Many a punter have fallen from it thereby injuring their backs in the moment of heat and passion and thereafter being consigned to wheel chairs for the rest of the term of their dear lives.

[Rogeryou]

No routine here, I am always dazzling as I live in a suit and tie which they love. I just turn on the charm to break the ice. After a while OP there are no nerves.

[j_highrolla]

Yes, I go to the ATM before hand

[Rogeryou]

Yes, I go to the ATM before hand

Hahahahahhhhahah gold

[cmk76]

You'd have a problem getting hard or cumming if you rub one out pretty close to your brothel visit. I'd prefer being rubbed out by the girl I'm nervous with, that might clear off my nervousness and open up a connection with her.

Hahahaha...! I never have that problem. I get hard quite easily. All it takes is a light touch along my thigh and I'm ready to go...

[Anteccc]

Couple cones (weed)
Couple drinks (5-6)
(Blue pill)

Ready for war 🤣🤣🤣

[BlackToad]

Be clean shaven especially if you are a lover of DATY. Stubble, even just 1 days worth, can be rough on the girl’s sensitive areas. Shave so the girl feels more relaxed during your dining session, you will get better results.

[easter_bb]

Be clean shaven especially if you are a lover of DATY. Stubble, even just 1 days worth, can be rough on the girl’s sensitive areas. Shave so the girl feels more relaxed during your dining session, you will get better results.

Shave both ways if you are in 69 or BJ 😆