Caricatures of some of the veterans of aus99 forum

[Meng]

I'm a little bored so I thought I'd start a thread writing caricatures of certain veterans and unique individuals of aus99. We've got some really interesting characters on here lol so without further ado:

Meng:
DFK? DFK? DFK? That's cool bro but does she do DFK? Damn nice AR but no DFK so I'll give it a miss.

DFKGuy:
DFK? DFK? DFK?

AssandLegs:
Lala? Lala? Lala? *Goes quiet for months and then pops back up when a thread mentions Lala like a Google Alert was setup*

Warwick:
Fuck you Raybo. Fuck you Sibon.

Raybo:
Fuck you Warwick!

Rooter:
Intermittent caps lock issues. Lives in a secret room at the back of the Ginza Empire laundry area.

Justcruisin:
*In some random thread about what music everyone is listening to*
"Hmmm my favourite singers are oldies like the Beatles or Queen but anyway I've been lucky to sell my business and I have a huge property portfolio. I also managed to nab a young sugar babe called Violet. Damn I'm so lucky. Please random people on the internet provide me with validation."

Ahlungor:
Tits? Tits? Tits? Posts riduculously long ARs (that sounds like those auto generated transcripts from Microsoft Teams than copy) and big titted ladies.


Sibon:
Pulls out random absolute bullshit pieces of information from the dark depths of the internet and presents it like it's fact

DoubleAdapter:
Pulls out random absolute bullshit pieces of information from the dark depths of the internet and presents it like it's fact. I also have a crush on a male brothel receptionist who he wants to fuck

FranktheGun:
Lives in the sugar babes thread. Periodically mentions TnT. FtG loves TnT.

Brothelcreeper:
Calls himself a GM but goes to seedy cheap milf brothels for BBFS. Probably either died of old age or from catching something from those seedy brothels.

Willisno:
Mic drops in random threads and then smoke bombs

MrSeven:
Does she deep throat? Thank for the AR bro but does she deep throat?

Kiryu0:

*When a WL reaches for the condom*

"fuck! Maybe next time"

JonhJones:

Like one of those old uncles.

"I'm not racist but all Muslim men love to fuck virgins. This is a discussion I'm not racist".

"I'm not a misogynist but my partner needs to accept my proposal to see other women. I'm going to change her. She must accept my ultimatum."

*Probably owns a copy of "The Secret" and "The Game". Favourite idol is Donald Trump and Andrew Tate.


JRaynor:

"She ain't hot. This girls got problems. Experience was meh for me. Why do all jap girls have skin problems. Why are all women so ugly!!

Life is pain. To live is to die. Starcraft is forever. I wish infested Kerrigan was real."

Fifta:

Thought he was a health care worker but now I'm thinking he's probably a patient at the mental wards. Talks to himself in a thread he's started and just has a few screws loose.

Every shop except for Ginza:
10am on the dot bumps all the ARs for their girls

Ginza:
Periodically sacrifices a Japanese girl to rooter for promo.

[MrSeven]

This is pure gold brother Meng. Had a good belly laugh! Well written, great humour, and it means every time I search throat on aus99, I’ll see this pop up. Bravo mate! More of this please. On a side note, I do feel a little sick inside thinking I’m veteran status.

[Meng]

This is pure gold brother Meng. Had a good belly laugh! Well written, great humour, and it means every time I search throat on aus99, I’ll see this pop up. Bravo mate! More of this please. On a side note, I do feel a little sick inside thinking I’m veteran status.

Haha thanks bro. Those are just from the top of my head. I might add more as more comes up lol.

Also it's not just veterans. It's veterans and unique characters.

[neighbourhood_lao_wang]

Hahahaha this is comedy gold

You could maybe remove the name and let us guess who it is

[iFruitz]

DFKGuy:
DFK? DFK? DFK?


Who would've thought DFKGuy wants DFK HAHAHA.

[Meng]

Hahahaha this is comedy gold

You could maybe remove the name and let us guess who it is

Lol I would love to but this is also a terms of reference for me also lol.

I encourage others to chime in with their own takes of our quirky group of forum members including me.

[ReginaldBubbles]

Please do cuteguy

[asiafever]

This is fantastic. I love willisno. Quality stuff.

[Sibon]

I don't like to comment on the character of another punter in this forum. How a punter here goes about his business is none of my business. I leave it to someone who has too much time on his hands or has nothing better to do.

Enough said.

[Meng]

I don't like to comment on the character of another punter in this forum. How a punter here goes about his business is none of my business. I leave it to someone who has too much time on his hands or has nothing better to do.

Enough said.

Well we all stress release in different ways lol.

[neighbourhood_lao_wang]

Lol I would love to but this is also a terms of reference for me also lol.

I encourage others to chime in with their own takes of our quirky group of forum members including me.

I’ve got one.

[username]:

Posts fan fiction of himself in AR

;)

[GoldfishMan]

I’m just glad I’m not on that list! 😂😂😂

[juscruisin58]

I’m just glad I’m not on that list! 😂😂😂

Yet, give him time

[juscruisin58]

Well we all stress release in different ways lol.

A SB is a great way to destress.
Damn I'm so lucky.
Please validate my comment, please, please, please oh Mr Meng,,,,, you cunny funt

[Hennessy]

I am an admirer of Leslie75's AR's

"Les ��, I want your cum, No Cum, No Eruption, Excited, Cum Me Quick"

[Meng]

I am an admirer of Leslie75's AR's

"Les ��, I want your cum, No Cum, No Eruption, Excited, Cum Me Quick"

Also, "long time between drinks". Not sure what that means though. Is it like a phrase that has been google translated incorrectly?



I’m just glad I’m not on that list! 😂😂😂

Hahahaha. GoldfishMan bro. You're quite normal so can't think of any particular quirk. Hmmm maybe I think you have a thing for Asians with long thin legs?


A SB is a great way to destress.
Damn I'm so lucky.
Please validate my comment, please, please, please oh Mr Meng,,,,, you cunny funt



"You see brah. I'm but a poor psychology student (which is basically a glorified Tafe course) trying to write a thesis. I'm on here to do superficial analysis on the members of this forum and then paint everyone with a generic brush."


- Violet

[juscruisin58]

"You see brah. I'm but a poor psychology student (which is basically a glorified Tafe course) trying to write a thesis. I'm on here to do superficial analysis on the members of this forum and then paint everyone with a generic brush."


- Violet[/QUOTE]

I hope that didn't hurt your little brain too much to think of that.
Like someone on here previously suggested,
a cup of tea, a bex and a good lie down might help you.
Poor sad Meng

[Meng]

"You see brah. I'm but a poor psychology student (which is basically a glorified Tafe course) trying to write a thesis. I'm on here to do superficial analysis on the members of this forum and then paint everyone with a generic brush."


- Violet


I hope that didn't hurt your little brain too much to think of that.
Like someone on here previously suggested,
a cup of tea, a bex and a good lie down might help you.
Poor sad Meng[/QUOTE]

Lol

87016

[juscruisin58]

Lol

87016[/QUOTE]

The best thing about this forum is laughing at poor sad c u n t s like you Meng.
The level of jealousy shown by some sad less fortunate souls on here is just so much validation for me.
See the more you show your jealousy the more you are validating me and my success.
It is really interesting and entertaining watching how some react, maybe that's why you feel the need to cheat on your partners and boast about it, that is your own way of justifying your behaviours and self validating your own insecurities.
Keep ot up, I've got a huge supply of popcorn.
And I've got my wealth and my girl.
So sad Meng

[Meng]

Lol

87016

The best thing about this forum is laughing at poor sad c u n t s like you Meng.
The level of jealousy shown by some sad less fortunate souls on here is just so much validation for me.
See the more you show your jealousy the more you are validating me and my success.
It is really interesting and entertaining watching how some react, maybe that's why you feel the need to cheat on your partners and boast about it, that is your own way of justifying your behaviours and self validating your own insecurities.
Keep ot up, I've got a huge supply of popcorn.
And I've got my wealth and my girl.
So sad Meng[/QUOTE]


87025

[warwick1]

The best thing about this forum is laughing at poor sad c u n t s like you Meng.
The level of jealousy shown by some sad less fortunate souls on here is just so much validation for me.
See the more you show your jealousy the more you are validating me and my success.
It is really interesting and entertaining watching how some react, maybe that's why you feel the need to cheat on your partners and boast about it, that is your own way of justifying your behaviours and self validating your own insecurities.
Keep ot up, I've got a huge supply of popcorn.
And I've got my wealth and my girl.
So sad Meng


87025[/QUOTE]

Holy crap, and I only got an "honourable" mention for telling Raybore and Sibon to fuck off or get fucked, whatever.........

[Meng]

87025

Holy crap, and I only got an "honourable" mention for telling Raybore and Sibon to fuck off or get fucked, whatever.........[/QUOTE]

Footnote for Warwick:

He also knows how to fly a plane.

[warwick1]

Holy crap, and I only got an "honourable" mention for telling Raybore and Sibon to fuck off or get fucked, whatever.........

Footnote for Warwick:

He also knows how to fly a plane.[/QUOTE]

Yep......And my vege garden is going ape shit....

[Kiryu0]

Woah, I'm honoured to be considered a vet of the forums XD

[Hogrider]

Thanks for a good laugh mate !!
Fuckin A

[Meng]

Footnote for Warwick:

He also knows how to fly a plane.

Yep......And my vege garden is going ape shit....

I've bought a dedicated spice grinder for egg shells to feed my worm farm (helps with the PH level and adds grit to their guts).

[dotcumdotinyou]

There goes juscruising again "look at me, look at me, I'm rich and I snagged a young working girl".

Why don't you post something useful jc58. Go to the marrying a working girl thread and share your helpful insights in how much money it took to stop her from fucking random guys.

[warwick1]

I've bought a dedicated spice grinder for egg shells to feed my worm farm (helps with the PH level and adds grit to their guts).

I have got a worm farm, would the egg shells be a bit abrasive when the worms take a dump????

[Meng]

I have got a worm farm, would the egg shells be a bit abrasive when the worms take a dump????

Yea so I dry it in my dehydrator and then use a spice grinder to grind it into a almost sand like consistency. The calcium in the shells balances out the acidity of the PH caused by the worm eating the food and act as grit for their stomach.

Since they don't have teeth, the grit almost acts like a internal grinder to help pulverise the food. In videos I've seen people just chuck sand into the worm farm also for grit.

[Appleofedengarden666]

I'm a little bored so I thought I'd start a thread writing caricatures of certain veterans and unique individuals of aus99. We've got some really interesting characters on here lol so without further ado:

Meng:
DFK? DFK? DFK? That's cool bro but does she do DFK? Damn nice AR but no DFK so I'll give it a miss.

DFKGuy:
DFK? DFK? DFK?

AssandLegs:
Lala? Lala? Lala? *Goes quiet for months and then pops back up when a thread mentions Lala like a Google Alert was setup*

Warwick:
Fuck you Raybo. Fuck you Sibon.

Raybo:
Fuck you Warwick!

Rooter:
Intermittent caps lock issues. Lives in a secret room at the back of the Ginza Empire laundry area.

Justcruisin:
*In some random thread about what music everyone is listening to*
"Hmmm my favourite singers are oldies like the Beatles or Queen but anyway I've been lucky to sell my business and I have a huge property portfolio. I also managed to nab a young sugar babe called Violet. Damn I'm so lucky. Please random people on the internet provide me with validation."

Ahlungor:
Tits? Tits? Tits? Posts riduculously long ARs (that sounds like those auto generated transcripts from Microsoft Teams than copy) and big titted ladies.


Sibon:
Pulls out random absolute bullshit pieces of information from the dark depths of the internet and presents it like it's fact

DoubleAdapter:
Pulls out random absolute bullshit pieces of information from the dark depths of the internet and presents it like it's fact. I also have a crush on a male brothel receptionist who he wants to fuck

FranktheGun:
Lives in the sugar babes thread. Periodically mentions TnT. FtG loves TnT.

Brothelcreeper:
Calls himself a GM but goes to seedy cheap milf brothels for BBFS. Probably either died of old age or from catching something from those seedy brothels.

Willisno:
Mic drops in random threads and then smoke bombs

MrSeven:
Does she deep throat? Thank for the AR bro but does she deep throat?

Kiryu0:

*When a WL reaches for the condom*

"fuck! Maybe next time"

JonhJones:

Like one of those old uncles.

"I'm not racist but all Muslim men love to fuck virgins. This is a discussion I'm not racist".

"I'm not a misogynist but my partner needs to accept my proposal to see other women. I'm going to change her. She must accept my ultimatum."

*Probably owns a copy of "The Secret" and "The Game". Favourite idol is Donald Trump and Andrew Tate.

Every shop except for Ginza:
10am on the dot bumps all the ARs for their girls
Warwick: he loves to get attention, in anyway as he's such a boring grumpy hypocrite. None of his comments is valuable.
Cuteguy: These girls don't pay tax. They earn much more than us so no need to sympathize them, no need to treat them like queen. They're so overpriced, and punter should walk away if ML doesn't want to get naked right from the start, bla bla.
Aussieguyinsf: obviously shill or at least get paid/discount from shop for his reviews.
Leslie75: same as Aussieguyinsf. Shill or get paid from shops.
Ahlungor: Beside tit obsession, he likes to be the shill for Candy at Vip Pyrmont, or Cherry, CoCo,... Mentions them in reviews of other shops and girls.

[Sibon]

Warwick: he loves to get attention, in anyway as he's such a boring grumpy hypocrite. None of his comments is valuable.


This stirer is on my Ignore List. I stay as far away as possible from his smell.

[warwick1]

This stirer is on my Ignore List. I stay as far away as possible from his smell.

It's spelt "stirrer" numb nut.......Oh crap you won't see this because I'm blocked......

[Hennessy]

It is disappointing to see what started as a humorous take on the caricature of well known characters on this forum has let slip below the surface squabbles.

[JJBlows]

Warwick: he loves to get attention, in anyway as he's such a boring grumpy hypocrite. None of his comments is valuable.

Warwick reminds me of those really old guys that just dont give a fuck any more and is just waiting to die. Just plods along in life doing his thing. Anybody who tells him different gets told to fuck off and when ignored or a topic/person he finds inferior to him he will make his thoughts known.

Reminds of a neighbour who tells the kids in the street to fuck off for playing near his median strip or being to loud

[asiafever]

Warwick reminds me of those really old guys that just dont give a fuck any more and is just waiting to die. Just plods along in life doing his thing. Anybody who tells him different gets told to fuck off and when ignored or a topic/person he finds inferior to him he will make his thoughts known.

Reminds of a neighbour who tells the kids in the street to fuck off for playing near his median strip or being to loud

https://youtu.be/hnwVnMp9-SQ

"Too loud!"

(Sorry waz.)

[asiafever]

"If you can't laugh at yourself, how can you laugh at others?"

The thread is a bit of fun, don't take it, or yourself, too seriously..

[warwick1]

Warwick reminds me of those really old guys that just dont give a fuck any more and is just waiting to die. Just plods along in life doing his thing. Anybody who tells him different gets told to fuck off and when ignored or a topic/person he finds inferior to him he will make his thoughts known.

Reminds of a neighbour who tells the kids in the street to fuck off for playing near his median strip or being to loud

Nah you're totally wrong, I have a really close family, I adore my kids and grand kids, I live life to the fullest and if the street was wide enough I would be out playing cricket, but I don't think kids do that any more, think what you like , you are just another ignorant moron who has his head up his arse..have a nice day bro, I hate that name.......I actually thought the thread was fun , but I started to get hammered by morons, but it is only a sleazy sex forum so you gotta expect it I suppose

[Meng]

Lol guys this thread was meant to be a bit of fun and to laugh at ourselves for our little quirks. It sure turned into a shitshow mighty quick lol.

[warwick1]

I thought it was fun, but I got hammered , cruel but fair

[asiafever]

People getting their backs up at the original post probably lack self awareness and/or a sense of humour. You literally made fun of yourself first to show it was all a joke.

[GoldfishMan]

Lol guys this thread was meant to be a bit of fun and to laugh at ourselves for our little quirks. It sure turned into a shitshow mighty quick lol.

The problem here is people on this here forum tend to take themselves too seriously for… anyone’s good, tbh. Who the fuck cares who goldfishman/meng/warwick1/ etc is in real life, nobody actually cares.

But the moment someone bags that stupid avatar of yours… oh suddenly it’s game on, full on rage beast mode! It’s a fucken joke to watch unfold, though. Keep it up!

[Meng]

The problem here is people on this here forum tend to take themselves too seriously for… anyone’s good, tbh. Who the fuck cares who goldfishman/meng/warwick1/ etc is in real life, nobody actually cares.

But the moment someone bags that stupid avatar of yours… oh suddenly it’s game on, full on rage beast mode! It’s a fucken joke to watch unfold, though. Keep it up!

Yea who the fuck cares it's just a punting forum.

[rooter]

It's just the nature of the internet.
The same thing happens on all websites, youtube, reddit, whatever.
You can start off with the most harmless post like, "which are prettier violets or roses?" and it will inevitably descend into a shit fight "of course roses are prettier you fucken nigga faggot mother fucker pedo" And then the response "Violets are prettier you fucken redneck, Jew, Nazi, bum fucker" and on it goes ... :)

[Rookiestones]

It's just the nature of the internet.
The same thing happens on all websites, youtube, reddit, whatever.
You can start off with the most harmless post like, "which are prettier violets or roses?" and it will inevitably descend into a shit fight "of course roses are prettier you fucken nigga faggot mother fucker pedo" And then the response "Violets are prettier you fucken redneck, Jew, Nazi, bum fucker" and on it goes ... :)
rooter, I disagree. Tulips are the prettiest :)

[rooter]

rooter, I disagree. Tulips are the prettiest :)

F*** You! F**** P**** C**** Nazi! :)
Daffodils are the prettiest flower :)

[Rookiestones]

F*** You! F**** P**** C**** Nazi! :)
Daffodils are the prettiest flower :)
Lol sir you win. Shout out to Cancer Council Australia.

[Kiryu0]

Has the world gotten so sensitive that people have to react so negatively to a joking post? Man, where does all these Karen's come from?

I appreciate Mengs original post though :)

[Assandlegs]

Lol guys this thread was meant to be a bit of fun and to laugh at ourselves for our little quirks. It sure turned into a shitshow mighty quick lol.I love the mention bro Meng... so funny, so true [emoji1787][emoji1787]

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[juscruisin58]

There goes juscruising again "look at me, look at me, I'm rich and I snagged a young working girl".

Why don't you post something useful jc58. Go to the marrying a working girl thread and share your helpful insights in how much money it took to stop her from fucking random guys.

Fuck, pissed myself laughing, the old Dotcuminyou triggered.
Why would I post any useful stuff for you, you sad triggered troll

[dotcumdotinyou]

You may want to see a urologist jc58, when you get to your age you may need depends under garments as well.

[17012430]

You forgot bro Ahlungor haha "D Cup?"

[Travelmate]

You forgot bro Ahlungor haha "D Cup?"

D cup may not be good enough for Ahlungor.
If she is the owner even better.

[woodland]

Cuteguy: talks a lot of stuff.... but when you try to summarize his points, you realize there's nothing there

[wilisno]

Cuteguy: talks a lot of stuff.... but when you try to summarize his points, you realize there's nothing there

Haha, because everything he said has been said by others on the same thread, every time. ;) ;) ;)

[ReginaldBubbles]

Haha, because everything he said has been said by others on the same thread, every time. ;) ;) ;)

Good thing is you don't have to read the whole thread, just scroll down to the bottom of the second page to get a summary! Plus probably a dodgy google quote or statistic thrown in!
And yes all girls are princesses who are lucky we pay them for sex at all and should get off their pedestals and stop looking down at me! Off

[woodland]

Good thing is you don't have to read the whole thread, just scroll down to the bottom of the second page to get a summary! Plus probably a dodgy google quote or statistic thrown in!
And yes all girls are princesses who are lucky we pay them for sex at all and should get off their pedestals and stop looking down at me! Off

very classic cute guy talk

[GoldfishMan]

Cuteguy: talks a lot of stuff.... but when you try to summarize his points, you realize there's nothing there
Mate, not to mention an utter lack of any sense of humour whatsoever. You can throw a moderately deadpan joke his way and it'll just fall off like an egg on a brick wall. Probably a language barrier thing, though.

[Meng]

After reading and observing a few more forum members I've got a new caricature!

JRaynor:

"She ain't hot. This girls got problems. Experience was meh for me. Why do all jap girls have skin problems. Why are all women so ugly!!

Life is pain. To live is to die. Starcraft is forever. I wish infested Kerrigan was real."

Fifta:

Thought he was a health care worker but now I'm thinking he's probably a patient at the mental wards. Talks to himself in a thread he's started and just has a few screws loose.

[ScotPassingThrough]

lmfao. I haven’t even been here long and I could probably have guessed a few in the op without names.

Thing is though I have seen good (and bad) advice and ARs from quite a few in there, all of which I’m grateful for. The internet: serious business

[R-form]

Fifta:

Thought he was a health care worker but now I'm thinking he's probably a patient at the mental wards. Talks to himself in a thread he's started and just has a few screws loose.

I figure he’s just introducing characters at the moment. I’m waiting for all the stories to come together, there’s an underdeveloped George R.R. Martin vibe about it. The best bit is none of us have a clue what’s coming in each instalment.

[Meng]

Meng: Guys! Guys! Saw the hottest girl ever, she is so perfect and just makes me want to cum so hard.
Everyone: Really? What does she look like?
Meng: I can't be sure, I punted with my eyes closed. Don't be so fussy! Are you perfect?

Lol a nub who names himself after a starcraft character (and probably lives with his parents) basically calling all the WLs he saw ugly or with flaws. You must be fun at parties.

Why don't you post a photo of yourself here and we can all talk about your flaws.

[Sibon]

Lol a nub who names himself after a starcraft character (and probably lives with his parents) basically calling all the WLs he saw ugly or with flaws. You must be fun at parties.

Why don't you post a photo of yourself here and we can all talk about your flaws.

Why be so sensitive?

Now you get a taste of your own medicine.

:)

[Double_Adapter]

Yeah, I kinda agree with that comment - he likes to dish it out but can't take it like a man!

What is a man without balls, just a dick really....I'd say it describes meng to a tee.

[DFKGuy]

How the fuck did I missed this? LMAO. Spot on Meng, no DFK no Go hahahah

[Meng]

Yeah, I kinda agree with that comment - he likes to dish it out but can't take it like a man!

What is a man without balls, just a dick really....I'd say it describes meng to a tee.

Lol.

I reject your negativity. I shield myself behind my pronouns of he/him. You are but a construct of this patriarchal society.

All hail Greta Thunberg!!

[Meng]

Meng couldn't spot a hottie on Instagram.

On days I want to punt wrecklessly I follow a Meng lead.

What's a hottie punt for you then? Looking at your posts it sounds like you haven't had one success so far.

Seems like all your punts are reckless.

[Fifita]

With the attitude i’ve seen here it seems society is destined for a misogynist paradise.Where young women will only be allowed to stay at home or within a walled compound.
So that prudish man will not be sexually threatened when they see a naked women in public.