It’s not advisable to masturbate with Xmas ornaments

[B J Hunter]

There’s always some dude on this forum thinking it and some even brave enough to come on here and ask for advice.
So if you’ve been eyeing off that star of Bethlehem on top of the office Xmas tree or thinking of some new self exploratory anal adventures over the festive season then this is for you.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/doctor-warns-against-surprisingly-stupid-christmas-sex-trend/news-story/e746dba005a621ab425587a0bc486e82

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/man-with-wwi-explosive-lodged-in-his-rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/news-story/bdf43fe0ba33ca8b8306e76364647652

[cuteguy]

Sounds like the guy who shoved a WW2 explosive up his ass was hoping to get a real blast! 😆

[fud]

Sounds like the guy who shoved a WW2 explosive up his ass was hoping to get a real blast! 😆

Boom boom !! :rolleyes: