Y888
30-12-2022, 08:43 PM
As one matures (we don’t get old), injuries through sport or misadventure from our younger days can, and do come back to haunt us.
I am presently in that situation.
I have had countless traditional and legitimate Thai massages over the years which have left me invigorated and able to function very well.
Today (30 Dec 2022) I had such a calling for traditional Thai massage with some ‘stress relief’ at the conclusion as the neck, hamstrings and knees were not behaving themselves.
Saw the trusty Locanto ad “ *Archerfield* The best Thai massage”.
To aid in the promotion was E***r, N***y and Al*s – all touted as being from Thailand. I think I’m going to be on a winner here, one of these girls would surely be able to do the Traditional massage.
I rang the establishment twice, on both occasions the line dropped out after a brief exchange of words. So next best thing I drove to the shop to ascertain if my ailing body could be rectified.
I parked in the carpark at the rear of the premises, went to the back door and pressed the bell.
Within a few moments I was greeted by what I perceived to be a LB and an Asian female.
I enquired if ANY of the girls could do the traditional Thai stretching massage as I had some aches and pains which needed remedying and at the conclusion, some “relaxing treatment” – their words from the advertisement. I was seeking a 1 hour session ie 60 minutes.
The female stated ”none of the girls can do Thai massage, you can have hour massage for $90”. Surprisingly their promotion states $60 – 60 minutes, $100 – 90 minutes. I am no accountant but somehow the maths did not add up.
Suffice to say “ kňp kun kráp ”, in my very basic Thai (thank you) gave the 2 handed praying gesture, bowed returned to my vehicle and drove off.
Had some errands to run, business to deal with then in the afternoon visited a Taiwanese masseuse at an establishment close to home, who created the “relaxing treatment” which was wonderful. I am now partaking in some quality wine (purely for medicinal purposes).
The neck, hamstrings and knees are still pining for some genuine love and attention.
Gents, I just get a bit peeved when something is advertised and excuse the pun, push comes to shove, the service as advertised is not provided. Yes it is down to interpretation and I accept that perception.
Yes, I know I am being pedantic, but it just cheeses me off!
Given the opportunity, may I wish to you ALL, a safe, healthy and wealthy 2023 (depends on how many punts).
I have been a participant of this Forum for only a short time, I have thoroughly enjoyed the banter and intel from those involved.
Just a question if anyone can answer, and I don’t mean to be rude, what is the history/story behind Peterpecker and his responses “Edited, edited, edited? Being a newbie I am curious.
Take care ALL!!
I am presently in that situation.
I have had countless traditional and legitimate Thai massages over the years which have left me invigorated and able to function very well.
Today (30 Dec 2022) I had such a calling for traditional Thai massage with some ‘stress relief’ at the conclusion as the neck, hamstrings and knees were not behaving themselves.
Saw the trusty Locanto ad “ *Archerfield* The best Thai massage”.
To aid in the promotion was E***r, N***y and Al*s – all touted as being from Thailand. I think I’m going to be on a winner here, one of these girls would surely be able to do the Traditional massage.
I rang the establishment twice, on both occasions the line dropped out after a brief exchange of words. So next best thing I drove to the shop to ascertain if my ailing body could be rectified.
I parked in the carpark at the rear of the premises, went to the back door and pressed the bell.
Within a few moments I was greeted by what I perceived to be a LB and an Asian female.
I enquired if ANY of the girls could do the traditional Thai stretching massage as I had some aches and pains which needed remedying and at the conclusion, some “relaxing treatment” – their words from the advertisement. I was seeking a 1 hour session ie 60 minutes.
The female stated ”none of the girls can do Thai massage, you can have hour massage for $90”. Surprisingly their promotion states $60 – 60 minutes, $100 – 90 minutes. I am no accountant but somehow the maths did not add up.
Suffice to say “ kňp kun kráp ”, in my very basic Thai (thank you) gave the 2 handed praying gesture, bowed returned to my vehicle and drove off.
Had some errands to run, business to deal with then in the afternoon visited a Taiwanese masseuse at an establishment close to home, who created the “relaxing treatment” which was wonderful. I am now partaking in some quality wine (purely for medicinal purposes).
The neck, hamstrings and knees are still pining for some genuine love and attention.
Gents, I just get a bit peeved when something is advertised and excuse the pun, push comes to shove, the service as advertised is not provided. Yes it is down to interpretation and I accept that perception.
Yes, I know I am being pedantic, but it just cheeses me off!
Given the opportunity, may I wish to you ALL, a safe, healthy and wealthy 2023 (depends on how many punts).
I have been a participant of this Forum for only a short time, I have thoroughly enjoyed the banter and intel from those involved.
Just a question if anyone can answer, and I don’t mean to be rude, what is the history/story behind Peterpecker and his responses “Edited, edited, edited? Being a newbie I am curious.
Take care ALL!!