My clusterfuck- When the punting gods are against you.

[asiafever]

I wanted to give myself a special treat this week, I had the time lined up and had a list of options to fill that time as long as Gene Simmonds tongue. I was all set, nothing could go wrong I thought. Famous last words.
As I waited for rosters to be released for the day I headed off to the gym and got a good solid workout in. Took a shower, freshened up and set about booking my day. I contacted shop 1, home to my first 3 choices.
"I'll take girl X at y o'clock thanks."
"Sorry brother she's booked out."
"Oh, no worries I'll take girl z then."
"She's called in sick, not coming."
Fuck
"OK, how about girl Y?"
"Starts late today."
3 strikes, my first 3 choices all off the table. That's cool, I had a contingency plan. Contacted another shop.
"Hey can I book (girl) today?"
"So sorry, she had an emergency can't come."
Cue eye twitch.
4 out of 4 so far.
No problem still, I had 2 more back ups, and contacted that shop.
"Are either A or B available?"
"Sorry not available today."
Oh for fucks sake are you shitting me???
6 out of fucking 6 unavailable?
I had one last card up my sleeve otherwise I was compromising and defeated the purpose of this punt.
"Hi, is (girl) available today?"
"She come late, 6pm."
And with that, I was done, I had to be somewhere at 6pm. I had given myself a 6 hour window to punt in and NONE of my 7 choices were available for a multitude of reasons. I placed my phone down and walked away. 7 girls across 4 establishments all unavailable.
Some days shit just doesn't go your way...

[Rookiestones]

Your balls must be very Blue right about now

[asiafever]

Your balls must be very Blue right about now

https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc

About sums it up...

[17012430]

This is one of those times you just wing it and find someone new. Always another fish in the shop bro

[cocktopus]

Had a similar blue balls experience last week when I was looking for first punt of 2023.

Message shop and ask who is available at 8pm. Agree to a girl, head on out there.

Get there a bit early and ask if girl is ready now? Still with customer so all good wait in the car.

Head in at 8 and told couple more mins, so shown to room and asked to wait. Sat there like an idiot for 20 mins so I go and check wants going on. Customer extended for another 30 mins. Ok see you later.

Thought I'd try another nearby shop for first time. Send WeChat message, no response. Call shop mobile on the way there, no response. Call landline no response.

By this time I'm at the shop. There's someone talking trash out the front as I look for parking. Park the car, ring the bell, no response. After a min ring the bell no response. Ring it again no response. Call the landline, can hear the phone ringing, no response.

Shop was definitely open. Security bars closed but door behind opened, lights on, music playing and I'm staring at reception desk.

Was looking to try both shops for first time but took it as a sign it wasn't my night so just headed back home. Good times.

[asiafever]

no that the best time just to call it quits ... otherwise you settle for shit girl hoping it will be good service and walk out with regrets (most times)

Correct. Most of my punting is done on the fly, where when and if I have time. I had set parameters I was going to be working with regards to looks, services and nationalities were really my only variable. I had some recommendations from guys on here that seemed to fit my bill and I trusted their views as we seem to share similar tastes. So I out the cue in the rack and walked away, it clearly wasn't going to be my day.

[asiafever]

@ cocktopus Jesus, again you probably dodged a bullet on the second one, first one is a pain in the arse and brings up the old "booking vs extension" debate. Sounds like a shitshow nonetheless.

[AHLUNGOR]

Hey brother asiafever,

You know what , sometimes the best planning ain’t as good as fate or should I say take a throw at the stump.

If you would have just taken a walk ins to Ginza or No 5, you probably would have been a very happy little vegimate by now ?

Like I haven’t been to MAC for years, just walked in the other day and tried my luck and bang I met Kat and end up fucking a nicest pair of big natural C Cups. If I would have researched and tried to book, I might not get any. Just saying it.

Better luck next time and as we all know it, that’s punting.

Cheers

[cocktopus]

@ cocktopus Jesus, again you probably dodged a bullet on the second one, first one is a pain in the arse and brings up the old "booking vs extension" debate. Sounds like a shitshow nonetheless.

Yeah I have a feeling something went down at the second shop so kinda glad I wasn't in there at the time.

[AHLUNGOR]

Another true story, went to 200 Stanmore for the second time I think , no booking as usual and all busy, asked lovely Ada if she could massage me (haha…… I wish!) even only until the next girl is free. Sorry Darling, I don’t do massage anymore, you are welcome to wait, just another 10 min.

I walked and walked into 208 Oasis a few door down, for the first time and the rest is history, met big tits Coco for the first time and she is now my no 2 girl…….. lol,

Correction, Coco is literally my no 1 now really as I can hardly see Cherry 🍒 any more.

Cheers

[jesss1987]

wow, that just straight out unlucky and a bad day

[asiafever]

Another true story, went to 200 Stanmore for the second time I think , no booking as usual and all busy, asked lovely Ada if she could massage me (haha…… I wish!) even only until the next girl is free. Sorry Darling, I don’t do massage anymore, you are welcome to wait, just another 10 min.

I walked and walked into 208 Oasis a few door down, for the first time and the rest is history, met big tits Coco for the first time and she is now my no 2 girl…….. lol,

Correction, Coco is literally my no 1 now really as I can hardly see Cherry �� any more.

Cheers

I know what you're saying, I mean it was pure luck I found my top 2 of all time, but sadly my recent experiences have been more miss than hit.
And there are a couple of shop owners who, if they read this, would probably be standing with their arms crossed, tapping their foot saying "I didn't get no call muthfucka", but as I said, what I was after that day was specific.

[cuteguy]

I don’t get this extending bullshit when a booking has already been made…

Many shops especially the well known ones prefer bookings. If a shop takes a booking then it should honour it. If they allow a customer to extend despite another customer having a booking then it means they don't care about good service and treating all customers equally. It's all money to them. Best to avoid such places.

[yowser]

This type of punting mishap happens to all of us from time to time when things just dont line up.

Look on the bright side: you saved a lot of money

[asiafever]

This type of punting mishap happens to all of us from time to time when things just dont line up.

Look on the bright side: you saved a lot of money

Correct.
Look I'm highly sceptical of the idea of fate, and dont believe in superstitions, I don't believe drinking the blood of virgins keeps you young or anything, I just like the taste, but to me that was simply a message that it just wasn't going to be my day, so find something else to do and try again another day.

[storry_teller]

7 strikes? Unbelievable! I thought 2 strikes and you’re out!

[johnstrike]

most strike i had was 3. When the punting Gods say no, it means save your loads and the next punt will be worth it.
The looks on the ladies face are priceless when you unload a large amount of cum covering their stomach or cum dripping out of their mouth when doing cim..
they will always ask, when was the last time you came..lol

[thelastdance]

I think I would have sat back and watched a favourite porn scene. And saved a ton.

[The Sampler]

The worst session where i truly thought the punting gods were against me was on the way to my regular ML 3-4 ATMs i visited in shops and servos were all out of order. I had to go into the next suburb over into a Westfields to find a working ATM to make a withdrawal. At this point i was almost tempted to just try the shops in this area but decided to roll back to where i originally wanted to go only to find my regular ML was off sick and the rest were all busy.

Decided to just go home and buy some Bitcoin with the money only to have the value of it drop by 20% and then more by the end of the week.

Good times.

[1inchguy]

Never go against punting gods.
I did and got stuck with a granny with dentures.
Her suction was okay though

[Raybo]

I have had a couple of days like that, but certainly not 7!

A couple of times I have got myself in a pickle by not being able to decide who to see!

[asiafever]

The gods smiled upon me friends, and today one of the establishments messaged me out of the blue and told me the girl I had enquired about with them on Tuesday had shown up unexpectedly today (they initially thought she wouldn't be in at all this week), and they organised for me to be first cab of the rank. And it was exactly as I had expected (I have seen the lovely young lass once before, and am pretty sure I'll be locking her in as regular #1 in my post-3 visit rule era.

[Double_Adapter]

7 times FMD!! - asiafever would have felt exactly like Charlton Heston's end scene on the Planet of the Apes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qqPOeC-tnKI

[asiafever]

7 times FMD!! - asiafever would have felt exactly like Charlton Heston's end scene on the Planet of the Apes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qqPOeC-tnKI

Haha, this is 100% accurate.

[ppgor]

I had similar experience but over 1 girl.
tried to book this girl for over a month, its either shes off roster or shes only available at some random time. to date i still haven't been able to see her :anger:

[Axeman123]

Whether it was a case of the punting gods sending me a final warning or just some serious comedy relief for themselves I don't know. Leaving Bonza late one Sunday arvo and at the top of the drive way a large stormwater drain.I drop car keys. Keys and lanyard dangling in the abyss saved only by my access card for work sitting on top of grate. Thing is the people that matter most to me all thought I was at Bunnings. I've never been back cause I took it as a final warning. Beware thats all it takes.

[Sibon]

....I had given myself a 6 hour window to punt in and NONE of my 7 choices were available for a multitude of reasons. I placed my phone down and walked away. 7 girls across 4 establishments all unavailable.


If it's me I'll celebrate.

Just think about the money it saves me. Ka Ching. Ka Ching.

[Sibon]

I had similar experience but over 1 girl.
tried to book this girl for over a month, its either shes off roster or shes only available at some random time. to date i still haven't been able to see her :anger:

All it takes is a bit of research.

One popular WL is almost impossible to book in a Straithfield establishment. But easy to book in city.

[ppgor]

All it takes is a bit of research.

One popular WL is almost impossible to book in a Straithfield establishment. But easy to book in city.

haha yeh i dunno if this girl is popular or not, looks like she only works at 1 shop.

[Sibon]

I wanted to give myself a special treat this week, I had the time lined up and had a list of options to fill that time as long as Gene Simmonds tongue. I was all set, nothing could go wrong I thought. Famous last words.
As I waited for rosters to be released for the day I headed off to the gym and got a good solid workout in. Took a shower, freshened up and set about booking my day. I contacted shop 1, home to my first 3 choices.
"I'll take girl X at y o'clock thanks."
"Sorry brother she's booked out."
"Oh, no worries I'll take girl z then."
"She's called in sick, not coming."
Fuck
"OK, how about girl Y?"
"Starts late today."
3 strikes, my first 3 choices all off the table. That's cool, I had a contingency plan. Contacted another shop.
"Hey can I book (girl) today?"
"So sorry, she had an emergency can't come."
Cue eye twitch.
4 out of 4 so far.
No problem still, I had 2 more back ups, and contacted that shop.
"Are either A or B available?"
"Sorry not available today."
Oh for fucks sake are you shitting me???
6 out of fucking 6 unavailable?
I had one last card up my sleeve otherwise I was compromising and defeated the purpose of this punt.
"Hi, is (girl) available today?"
"She come late, 6pm."
And with that, I was done, I had to be somewhere at 6pm. I had given myself a 6 hour window to punt in and NONE of my 7 choices were available for a multitude of reasons. I placed my phone down and walked away. 7 girls across 4 establishments all unavailable.
Some days shit just doesn't go your way...

Why don't you head for a public library and find a good book and sit at a nice corner enjoying the air con.

It's more intellectually challenging and profoundly uplifting than finding a punt.

[Sibon]

haha yeh i dunno if this girl is popular or not, looks like she only works at 1 shop.

Why don't you wait for her after closing time. Offer her good money and she may want to serve you in your car. :)

[cocktopus]

The gods smiled upon me friends, and today one of the establishments messaged me out of the blue and told me the girl I had enquired about with them on Tuesday had shown up unexpectedly today (they initially thought she wouldn't be in at all this week), and they organised for me to be first cab of the rank. And it was exactly as I had expected (I have seen the lovely young lass once before, and am pretty sure I'll be locking her in as regular #1 in my post-3 visit rule era.

Glad to read there was a "happy ending" to the tale after all.

[Frederic]

I once lined up 3 SBs and a tinder date on a weekend.

Had all four cancel for different reasons. You would think that was enough back up