How did other husband/daddy does it?

[bistro]

Ive been asking myself this question "how do you (other husband/daddy) managed to find best time to go to brothel?"

Between wife and children, i found little time to find excuse to go out. And if i have one, usually where my energy bar is on the last one. During sex with prostitute, i didnt get to feel like im having a good time as im already too tired.

I know there may be a lot of husbands/dads in this group as well. Please share what is your tips how to get the best time (or when u r on high energy alert) and/or excuse you tell your wife when you want to go "outside" ...

[madness123]

Take a day off work. As far as they know, thats where you are. You will have all day to enjoy. Or take up " going. to the "gym" or "pool"

[wachumba]

Then the wife will ask you to use all your annual leave for holidays together and you have to explain that you used some for days off.

[Axeman123]

I always figure it into my working day. Fortunately for me my week consists of many Sat n Sun , public holiday shifts. Exaggerate your start or finish time. Thru the day also let's me get home with a clear conciuse as I've all but forgotten what I've been up to. Don't EVER make excuses to leave to leave home during family time. The guilt brings shame, lying to your kids you just won't enjoy it.

[j_highrolla]

Take a sickie bro.

Get the note from doc and ul have the whole day to punt lol

[Johnisfun1969]

Ive been asking myself this question "how do you (other husband/daddy) managed to find best time to go to brothel?"

Between wife and children, i found little time to find excuse to go out. And if i have one, usually where my energy bar is on the last one. During sex with prostitute, i didnt get to feel like im having a good time as im already too tired.

I know there may be a lot of husbands/dads in this group as well. Please share what is your tips how to get the best time (or when u r on high energy alert) and/or excuse you tell your wife when you want to go "outside" ...

Punting does not mean you have to go to prostitute all the time. You could go for massage also where they offer no 2 and some even no 3. It’s about the tease and releasing the stress. Maybe make it little spicy or exciting along the way. Sometimes with the ML not knowing what’s on offer or she teasing and ticking after 30min mark or rubbing her boobs or pushing her pussy feels lot more interesting than the sexual act itself.

As far as finding time you may have to either try during work week or perhaps take 1-2 hours off work. Taking a day off helps as there is no stress and you may enjoy the session more.

[GoldfishMan]

I do the same as other bros here. It’s become part of my work day now. Lunch time or end of day punt.

Also, try not to pick up calls from your partner or wife during normal working hours, especially near end of the day.

If it’s really urgent, she would message you if she wasn’t able to get to you.

Build up a pattern of not being able to take her calls for whatever reason related to work, eg. Meetings, busy and phone on silent, etc.

[OLD SNAKE]

i suggest you give up punting and talk to your wife about spicing up both your sex lives with some adult toys in the bedroom,
buy a adult swing, get a massage table or a rubber sheet, lotions, vibrators, dildos, strap ons, fleshlights, etc etc and start mixing things up in the bedroom,
there is plenty of porn on the net you can use as inspirational things to try,
just leave the punting for when you go on holidays to asia, and follow my post response on don't take the wife, Outside Australia general talk

[Raybo]

like others have said, working it into your working day helps. Especially good if you legitimately do longer hours occasionally.

Having a hobby or interest where you can sneak an hour or two in helps as well. Often turns out to be great punts and great days because I generally plan with certain girls in mind.

[Warrabong]

Massage after work. Unwind and let the ML do the work for you

[17012430]

Massage might be risky... women can smell other women on their men a mile away. Make sure shop has shower. Also you don't want to come home smelling too fresh. And make sure clothes are hung properly during session in case of any weird creases.

[Warrabong]

Pour petrol on your foot like the say in that movie Smartest Guys in the Room

[AHLUNGOR]

All very good advices.

As stated many times before, time and opportunities are two major resources I find very hard to come by and make use of.

Hence all these AR and reviews about a 30 min quickies in recent years. Occasionally leaving work half an hour or 40 min before usual departure time would give me enough time to visit a RnT shop in the city near the stations either Townhall or Central.

That’s why the old 316 Central and QVB 139 York were so convenient. Also, out of the office during working hours on company business is always like gold these days . Especially when it’s a bit out of town so I can use the company car. that’s just like a big bonus for me to punt. Again, can only afford to squeeze in a 30 min session here and there, so got to be planned carefully and targeted , so trying new shop and new girls ain’t usually effective. Always better to stick with my favorites. So I could get the most of my session and get right into it. And I meant like a 25 min hand job and nude from the start which are hard to come by with new MLs if you know what I mean.

Ages ago in one of my previous job. Had a work friend lived out at Sylvania Waters and we used to pay golf every Sunday morning over near his place where he’s a member . It’s a long way to drive there to start with and usually after the game we would have a drink and may be some snacks at the club house and put $20 each into the pokies. That’s what I told my Mrs. of course, the golf game was all legit but 18 holes would become 10 holes and the rest was punting history - those times were before this forum too. Hurtsville and surrounding area on my way back home, around 10am in the morning , you would find plenty of cum shots over there from yours truly…….. haha

Following a change of job , and there went those Sunday morning opportunities as well.

What’s your stories ??

[whatsup]

Join the Gym....sneak out, saying you out to GYM sessions which would be over an hour etc....enough to squeeze in 45 mins session.

[Axeman123]

Take up fishing. Not many women go for it. Serious time to fish is late evening into night. Go to brothel on way. Take pilchard for bait. If U come home smelling of cunt you have a ready made excuse. Ps don't ever underestimate the rat cunning of a woman.

[GoldfishMan]

One thing I would advice you NOT to do is jump on an unexpected opportunity and do an unplanned punt. Maybe your partner has a family thing that you didn't know before hand, so you're suddenly free for a few hours. You might be tempted to pick the earliest available WL and take a blind punt. Don't do it.

What will most likely transpire is, because you haven't had time to do research, the punt would turn out to be a bad one and you would just waste your money.

[Daffy]

It all comes down to circumstances. I was a bar manager so used to come home at all hours absolutely stinking of smoke, booze and sweat so used to go straight to the shower when I got home.

The worst part was putting back on stinking clothes after having a shower at the punt, even if only for the drive home

[HoorayForBoobies]

As many have said,

Before, during or straight after work hours.

For before,
Ask boss to start late an hour for a medical appointment.
Most won’t ask to submit leave if you offer to stay back and make up.
Partner hears that you had to stay back on a huge problem.

After work,

Drive to work and home?
Need to work back 30min and there was multi car pileup, traffic was shit.
Public transport?
Need to work back 30min and Train / bus is ‘delayed or cancelled’


Alternatively, this is great for weekends too,

Complain to partner of sore back/legs/neck etc for a couple days/nights and say you really should get a massage. Eg, A colleague raves about how much better she/they feels afterwards.

Leave house for a massage ‘booked’ at a legit place, but drive to extras on offer business.

Once done often enough, it becomes perceived as normal.

[daddysenpai]

Like others have said, pick up a hobby. I use a legit hobby and sometimes just plan to go punt instead while I’m outside. Also, after work when I had to “stay back”

[madness123]

Definitely done the sports massage one for "b back". Rubbed on some liniment as well to mask it nicely. Then needed a shower when I got home. Gold.

[BDU]

I am kucky enough to travel around Syd and up to Newcastle or down to Wollongong for work.
Sometimes it is an inspection others to manage an installation crew or to check a problem.
Gives me plenty of time to see WL either during a job or after if it wraps up early.

Previous job was looking after IT for major companies which again involved a lot of metro and regional travel.
I could pretty much just tell colleagues I was going to XX location and go punting instead.

[BDU]

That's a nice lifestyle

Yes it is very relaxed and flexible nowadays.

Previous jobs look that way on paper but I used to work 7am to 11pm 5 days and often weekends so I figure taking half a day off to visit a WL once or twice a week was owed to me.
I did get paid for the full 16 hr day though.

[priapus1966]

Bunnings I am told is a big business, but its main purpose is to provide a punting excuse, because most wives will avoid a trip to look at hardware.

[Axeman123]

Bunnings I am told is a big business, but its main purpose is to provide a punting excuse, because most wives will avoid a trip to look at hardware. I can promise you your fucked on your Bunnings get out when your wife develops a green thumb.

[goodtime]

if you do decide to take a shower at the shop make sure you bring the same body wash you have at home. If the shop doesn't have a shower, go to a local pool for the shower.

[bistro]

Surprised to see so many comments...
I guess we all here on same boat?

[madness123]

Yep, pool is good advice.

[Rookiestones]

if you do decide to take a shower at the shop make sure you bring the same body wash you have at home. If the shop doesn't have a shower, go to a local pool for the shower.

This is the concern after a ML session, especially if oil is applied. My partner has a strong sense of smell and can sniff out the slightest of smell, aroma or fkn scent. Also, if my skin feels different coz of lotion, oil or anything like that...

I try to shower using the facilities at work but always makes me nervous each time I come home after work. That's why Ive taken up exercising to sweat out the evidence before dinner or at least before going to bed (and hope the washing is done overnight or next day), also for better physical health.

[Axeman123]

One things for sure after reading all this is that for most of us,if not all of us we sure ain't quitting any time soon.

[Warrabong]

I can promise you your fucked on your Bunnings get out when your wife develops a green thumb.

Same problem here lol. Spent the punting budget on plants

[AHLUNGOR]

This is the concern after a ML session, especially if oil is applied. My partner has a strong sense of smell and can sniff out the slightest of smell, aroma or fkn scent. Also, if my skin feels different coz of lotion, oil or anything like that...

I try to shower using the facilities at work but always makes me nervous each time I come home after work. That's why Ive taken up exercising to sweat out the evidence before dinner or at least before going to bed (and hope the washing is done overnight or next day), also for better physical health.

Mate, just do the part 2 and part 2 only man !

Cock teasing, Cock worshiping, Cock massaging, Cock sliding, Cock sucking, Cock jerking. Cock ejaculating and Cock cleaning . And make damn sure the wet wipe the ML used are not scented!!

Good luck and have fun.

And of course, you can always just do BBBJ and Cum in mouth and all evidence swallowed …….. haha.

[Rookiestones]

Mate, just do the part 2 and part 2 only man !

Cock teasing, Cock worshiping, Cock massaging, Cock sliding, Cock sucking, Cock jerking. Cock ejaculating and Cock cleaning . And make damn sure the wet wipe the ML used are not scented!!

Good luck and have fun.

And of course, you can always just do BBBJ and Cum in mouth and all evidence swallowed …….. haha.

Lol Thanks Ahlungor, all the Cock activities have been noted but I do enjoy a good massage if done well.

You know even after milking the Cock empty and/or clean up. It is possible that your underwear can leave traces of cums residue in the inside. IF ever I get asked due to suspicions, I've already got a plausible reason lined up and ready to be used :)

[Ender Kekilli]

I love this advice! I am also new to brothels and my wife has a cunning nose too!

[Rookiestones]

I love this advice! I am also new to brothels and my wife has a cunning nose too!

Here's another tip for you matey. Start using fragrances on a regular basis (if not already) have 4+ bottles. Have different brands, at least 2 or 3 that you like and 1 or 2 that the missus likes. Spray on body and clothes daily or every couple days and make sure you mix it up and rotate around. There's a few advantages but hey, can't blame a men wanting to smell good right? 😏 Also, I'm sure the missus well appreciated it as well

[cuteguy]

Mate, just do the part 2 and part 2 only man !

Cock teasing, Cock worshiping, Cock massaging, Cock sliding, Cock sucking, Cock jerking. Cock ejaculating and Cock cleaning . And make damn sure the wet wipe the ML used are not scented!!

Good luck and have fun.

And of course, you can always just do BBBJ and Cum in mouth and all evidence swallowed …….. haha.

Make sure you don't pick up something nasty (STI) that can be passed onto your wife who will then know that it came from outside if she is only having sex with you.

[Rookiestones]

Make sure you don't pick up something nasty (STI) that can be passed onto your wife who will then know that it came from outside if she is only having sex with you.
Spot on sir, I'm wary of engaging in BB and DFK for this very reason. Having said that, I've broken these rules on a few odd occasions while in the heat of the moment... Very I'll disciplined on my part. I tend to be a little stress out afterwards as it lingers in my mind.

[Axeman123]

One point that hasn't been raised. A crucial one at that is after taking all these precautions you walk in the front door thinking you're covered everything and then your questioned about some detail. The look on our faces has the alarm bells ringing. Women maybe the weaker sex but they've survived for ever by learning how to manipulate men and their instincts tell them when something ain't right. Beware.

[ReginaldBubbles]

Women don't like finding these things: Box of condoms. A used condom. Female earring. Texts on phone from a lover.
Piece of paper with a woman's mobile number on it. A massage shop business card
Shopping receipts payment for with flowers or condoms.
Perfume on collar. Buying new clothes and looking more well groomed than usual

That is gold dude, would never have thought!

[Rookiestones]

Just be careful, always. A mate of mine was out while his missus as at home. He was casually walking... minding his own business until he tripped over and his dick landed inside some chicks pussy. He was ok and got home safely.

[ditchtheboss]

Get a divorce and punt all you want! Oh no, you will then be broke and won’t be able to punt.

[BDU]

Agreed. Women do get suspicious if you act suspicious

But in many cases the man is just careless

Clear your wallets and pockets regularly. Ensure your phone has no clues

Women don't like finding these things: Box of condoms. A used condom. Female earring. Texts on phone from a lover.
Piece of paper with a woman's mobile number on it. A massage shop business card
Shopping receipts payment for with flowers or condoms.
Perfume on collar. Buying new clothes and looking more well groomed than usual

Women also don't like you texting secretly when you think noone is watching

If you leave crumbs (clues) lying around in your wallet or trousers or at home, and the Queen Bee will surely find them

LOL
If my partner found any of those she would not be suspicious , she would be packed and gone.

[birch]

For me this is all about striking a balance between stealing some family time for myself and my habits or stealing some work time for the same benefits... Both carry risks but the consequences for me punting during work hours are far, far less... so that's when you're most likely to find me out and about... return to work for a few hours after a punt and there's plenty of time to think rationally, de-oderise, clear your phone /wallet before you head home. it also seems to be why many shops have a busy period during the lunch break...

Interesting insight I heard recently was 110 Drummoyne massage is conveniently located just up from a car wash - the girls tell me there's a huge influx of punters on sunny Saturdays thanks to that car wash... for some periods of time almost every customer says they've come from there...

[cuteguy]

For me this is all about striking a balance between stealing some family time for myself and my habits or stealing some work time for the same benefits... Both carry risks but the consequences for me punting during work hours are far, far less... so that's when you're most likely to find me out and about... return to work for a few hours after a punt and there's plenty of time to think rationally, de-oderise, clear your phone /wallet before you head home. it also seems to be why many shops have a busy period during the lunch break...

Interesting insight I heard recently was 110 Drummoyne massage is conveniently located just up from a car wash - the girls tell me there's a huge influx of punters on sunny Saturdays thanks to that car wash... for some periods of time almost every customer says they've come from there...

Great excuse to get the car washed and interior polished all at the same time while getting a massage. If the partner asks where you were then you're not lying when you say you had the car washed and polished.

[goodtime]

Avoid shops near your home/work, you never know who's driving pass as you're walking inside.
Try to pick shops with a back entrance.
Keep sunnies, face masks in your car.

Don't forget to keep the evidence hidden digitally too.

use wechat to avoid any call backs from shops.
I have wechat installed on my phone, icon deleted but searchable when needed.

use a separate browser for using this forum (incognito mode)

you wouldn't want auto-complete to point to this website during a teams/zoom call when you're screensharing.

[AHLUNGOR]

Avoid shops near your home/work, you never know who's driving pass as you're walking inside.
Try to pick shops with a back entrance.
Keep sunnies, face masks in your car.

Don't forget to keep the evidence hidden digitally too.

use wechat to avoid any call backs from shops.
I have wechat installed on my phone, icon deleted but searchable when needed.

use a separate browser for using this forum (incognito mode)

you wouldn't want auto-complete to point to this website during a teams/zoom call when you're screensharing.

Excellent tips brother goodtime 👏👏👏👍👍👍

[priapus1966]

And try not to tell lies. Even the best liars slip up eventually.

[Axeman123]

And try not to tell lies. Even the best liars slip up eventually.If "Wifey"is asking questions she is wondering or thinking something that isn't quite right with her. What you(I) don't know is what does she actually know and how. Get it right or we'll soon find out how much an innocent nothing fuck on the side means to her.

[goodtime]

Excellent tips brother goodtime ������������


praise from the king, wow, i'm flattered

it comes with experience and a wife who reminds me I'll have my balls cut off if I get busted





OK here's a tip on how to save up /set aside money for punting if you have a shared bank account with the wife.

Always pay cash for food, it's easy if you get takeaway at Chinese restaurants because they always charge for credit card use, wife would be happy you didn't waste money paying the cc surcharge.

Every now and then you can use the "team farewell lunch" excuse, say you spent $40 at yum cha, chipped in $30 for a gift, infact you had a $2 bread from bread top that day.

[bistro]

OK here's a tip on how to save up /set aside money for punting if you have a shared bank account with the wife.

Always pay cash for food, it's easy if you get takeaway at Chinese restaurants because they always charge for credit card use, wife would be happy you didn't waste money paying the cc surcharge.

Every now and then you can use the "team farewell lunch" excuse, say you spent $40 at yum cha, chipped in $30 for a gift, infact you had a $2 bread from bread top that day.


Well done for the money part.
Thankfully i have separate bank account with wife.
But a friend of mine might need this tips.

He usually punt with me, but after married, although we both have 130k jobs, he cant "go eat out" anymore. He's been telling me about this thing where wife keep tab of his bank account and question him for everything.

[Somebeardyfella]

I've mostly given up punting atm to save money but what I was doing:

Taking out small amounts of cash regularly, I'd take out $20 or so every few days and then use it all on a rnt when I saved enough. Would look way less suspicious than 1 big withdrawal of $100+.

In my case I only went for massages during work time, lucky enough to work mobile across Sydney so was able to try a lot of places away from home

To avoid any lingering smells from the massage I would ask for no oil a lot of the time. Most girls happy to do it, a lot will do the massage over a towel to make up for no oil

Don't let it take over your life or you'll get caught sooner or later. I'd only do MLs and only then once every 3 or 4 weeks

[GoldfishMan]

Agreed. Women do get suspicious if you act suspicious

But in many cases the man is just careless

Clear your wallets and pockets regularly. Ensure your phone has no clues

Women don't like finding these things: Box of condoms. A used condom. Female earring. Texts on phone from a lover.
Piece of paper with a woman's mobile number on it. A massage shop business card
Shopping receipts payment for flowers or condoms.
Perfume on collar. Buying new clothes and looking more well groomed than usual

Women also don't like you texting secretly when you think noone is watching

If you leave crumbs (clues) lying around in your wallet or trousers or at home, and the Queen Bee will surely find them
Used condom, lol... The only time I had a used condom on me and I was not with a girl, was when a lovely J girl asked me to dispose off the evidence after FS in an RNT.

She packaged it into a little "parcel" made of tissues and gave it to me like a gift, what a girl lol!

Immediately after leaving my singular mission in life was to find the nearest bin to get rid of that disgusting thing.

About the grooming / dressing up to look good part, I disagree with trying not to do that. In fact, make it a way of life to groom yourself, be fashionable and attractive to women! Then you would never have to make excuses when you do buy nice new clothes / groom up, etc.

Moreover, women can create a paradox due to their mentality. They might not like it when you try to look good as it makes you more attractive to other women, but at the same time, your acquiescing to that would make you less attractive to them, your "market value" drops. And before you know it, you're a cuck.

[Double_Adapter]

Moreover, women can create a paradox due to their mentality. They might not like it when you try to look good as it makes you more attractive to other women, but at the same time, your acquiescing to that would make you less attractive to them, your "market value" drops. And before you know it, you're a cuck.

Some solid shit there!

In most marriages the man is like a lion that lives in captivity. Even if all the lion has ever known is a cage, and being hand fed, it doesn't mean the lion is now tame, harmless, domesticated. His instincts and hunting urges are still there.
So for a woman to think that a married or unmarried guy won't look, cheat, and hunt for fresh meat is fucking ridiculous.

A man should be like a lion. King of his domain, strong and free, a cunning hunter always on the hunt for fresh meat. It's in our fucking DNA.

For the dudes with manginas, or that have been castrated and de-sexed, I'm sorry to say but it's nature and the law of the human jungle.

[Somebeardyfella]

How busy are you finding smaller suburban shops away from peak hour. Really busy or quiet? Is the economic situation making much difference? Some saying the economy is not impacting on punting

Most of the time I've been able to walk in no booking, no problem

[xdylan79]

Interesting discussion here and good to hear everyones ideas and suggestions.

On this occasion the wife will conveniently out of town so no drama there, and have decided to take my first punt this weekend. I just have to decide if I am going to get a massage and hand relief/BJ or go for a full GFE at a brothel - which is what I was leaning towards but not sure if the guilt is going to get the better of me!

[Climax598]

Some solid shit there!

In most marriages the man is like a lion that lives in captivity. Even if all the lion has ever known is a cage, and being hand fed, it doesn't mean the lion is now tame, harmless, domesticated. His instincts and hunting urges are still there.
So for a woman to think that a married or unmarried guy won't look, cheat, and hunt for fresh meat is fucking ridiculous.

A man should be like a lion. King of his domain, strong and free, a cunning hunter always on the hunt for fresh meat. It's in our fucking DNA.

For the dudes with manginas, or that have been castrated and de-sexed, I'm sorry to say but it's nature and the law of the human jungle.
You are correct if men do look for fresh meat. WL/ML Would be out of job and most girls would be unmarried and the world would be unpopulated.

[BDU]

You are correct if men do look for fresh meat. WL/ML Would be out of job and most girls would be unmarried and the world would be unpopulated.

Except its the Lioness that does the hunting.
Lion is called the King because he just sits around and gets waited on.

Might want to try a different analogy

[Axeman123]

Except its the Lioness that does the hunting.
Lion is called the King because he just sits around and gets waited on.

Might want to try a different analogyTo right BDU. Let the King get caught then see who rules the jungle.

[Double_Adapter]

You are correct if men do look for fresh meat. WL/ML Would be out of job and most girls would be unmarried and the world would be unpopulated.

Facts....!!!

The whole concept of marriage is to lock down a man, have him commit and be a provider for his wife and offspring. If this wasn't so you'd have millions of guys impregnating lots of women, irresponsibly leaving countless of fatherless children and single mothers to fend for themselves. The social welfare system and society itself would collapse under the strain.

All the bareback riders will hate me for saying this, but condoms are a blessing (for governments and social systems)

[Double_Adapter]

Except its the Lioness that does the hunting.
Lion is called the King because he just sits around and gets waited on.

Might want to try a different analogy

Nice one!

But lions have more than one lioness to serve them.
Ergo why men must have several women (or a rotation of women) to service them.

[poida]

Pro tip from my old days, join a bjj class. Brazilian jiu jitsu that is. Make sure its the no gi classes (cause everyone wears compression, lycra etc). Have a punt and head to bjj class. TRUST ME, just roll with a few lebs, indian or western blokes for 1-2hrs and ya will fucken stink, no gf/wife is gonna smell ya to see where or who ya been with. Any cat bites, scratches or marks from ya punt with a PYT can easily be excused due to you bjj class :)

Back in my old days, my wife (now ex) wouldnt sleep with me for at least 24hrs after class due to me 'smelling like leb', that's even after a shower at home. Also avoids the issue of an empty tank test.

[Double_Adapter]

A pride can have 3 to 30 lions and is made up of lionesses (mothers, sisters, and cousins), and their cubs, along with a few unrelated adult males

In dry areas with less food, prides are smaller, with two lionesses in charge

But in habitats with more food and water, prides can have four to six adult lionesses

Living in a pride makes life easier

https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/lion

Lions don't get kicked out if the pride by lioness. They get kicked out by a younger male who wants to lead the group

Some solid shit there man!

Most men start out as alphas and players, eventually they are pressured into marriage and a life of captivity, and over time they evolve into domesticated beta males (and there are plenty here).

The ones that give up, resist or rebel will end up single and possibly divorced raped. These alphas turned betas, now evolve into sigmas (older, wiser and more passive version of an alpha) aka the lone wolves of the jungle....living on the fringes of society, Sigmas live and hunt alone for the remainder of their days. Some sigmas will eventually hate the single-lone wolf lifestyle and go-back into captivity ie married life.

Regardless, humans are still animals with similar behaviours, patterns, instincts and urges.

[curiousgeorge1023]

NIKE... Just do it!

TOP GUN: Maverick... Dont think... Just do!

😂😉

[Fredsal]

Interesting. Different men fit into different roles as you say. Lots of Greek symbols in your post. Just don't tell me there is an omicron man

Just stay happy and stay under the radar

Nothing wrong with marriage if you are lucky to choose the right one

Hey mate agree. I think I have the right one. Looks after me like a king. Been married 39 years. Stilll living life under the radar and enjoying my punting is also gold.. Best of both worlds!!

[Fredsal]

Bro that's great. In awe
What precautions do you take if you don't mind being asked. Burner phone part of your routine?

No mate, don’t have a burner phone. Just very careful on my phone. Delete any messages when I book ‘massages’ and I always browse on another browser on my phone and have it on private so my history isn’t seen.
I also do what some of the suggestions have been on this thread where I do some legit activity like bike riding, swimming or proper massage then take a punt during these times. At other times, I have to ‘work back’. Cheers!

[RandT123138]

Been going to massage parlours the last couple of years!
This has worked for me, I finish work earlier and go for a massage on a day I go to the gym on the way home. I also have a shower when finished!
With the money side of things, I do the grocery shopping so I take some cash out here and there. It adds up after a while and and don't keep a receipt! Damn inflation! Hope this helps!

[RandT123138]

Oh and also, different browser with no history and call no history on phone!

[Fredsal]

Been going to massage parlours the last couple of years!
This has worked for me, I finish work earlier and go for a massage on a day I go to the gym on the way home. I also have a shower when finished!
With the money side of things, I do the grocery shopping so I take some cash out here and there. It adds up after a while and and don't keep a receipt! Damn inflation! Hope this helps!

Good intel bro. Having a shower is a must afterwards. Come home after bike ride straight in the shower.

[Danielg4]

Gym is a good one, you go to the ‘gym’ you come home and shower, easy

[Bavidzowie]

Probably the most original plan - I find most joints are usually located conveniently within a short radius to a pub…

But also another one I feel hasn’t been discussed, if you happen to have an elderly relative or friend you run errands for/visit, chances are there’s a shop not too far off, and a good excuse to get out of the house or be late. (Covering your tracks of course)

[James_jones]

Facts....!!!

The whole concept of marriage is to lock down a man, have him commit and be a provider for his wife and offspring. If this wasn't so you'd have millions of guys impregnating lots of women, irresponsibly leaving countless of fatherless children and single mothers to fend for themselves. The social welfare system and society itself would collapse under the strain.


hahahahahahahaha

[Topfielder]

I recommended a burner phone but you used your own phone

I try to use pay phones and do bookings and enquires this way
Pay phones are now free to mobiles and landlines and they display a phone number when calling so they always get answered unlike blocking your number which a lot of places ignore