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Sirfaffer
02-05-2023, 03:49 PM
Reasonably nice body for a 40 ish... fake tits aren't bad... that's where the good ends.

I should have not ignored the first warning.. her introduction was short and blunt.

Bj was very ordinary and very short.

She wasn't terrible on top courtesy only of me enjoying seeing a petite asian riding me in the mirrors... I pretty much did all the work. Thankfully I know what I'm doing to best please myself (I tried pleasing her but she didn't give a shit, so I put me first).

Little time after she was gunning for missionary where she laid like a starfish... couldn't coax her into doggy, so it stayed in missionary.

Wouldn't let you kiss her ANYWHERE..couldn't even so much as get my tongue on her nipples.. stark no.

First time I have *ever* had an escort be so utterly disinterested. Even the 1am boiler I resorted to at the super dodgy kallangur motel put in more effort than this chick.

Got bored so I did my patented leg tense so I could blow my load and get the fuck outa there.

No regrets at giving it a go.. because you never know. Sometimes you get lucky, sometimes you don't... I just failed to ignore the warning signs and chose the most petite of the two available.

Skip this one lads.. given my last couple of experiences at miso I'm going to give it a proper miss for a while now... time to travel a bit further and try elsewhere.

exflux
02-05-2023, 04:23 PM
sorry to hear about your bad experience.

someone mentioned a place in East Brisbane that you can get good service. 105 Wellington, i believe the address is. good luck.

ikss11
02-05-2023, 11:04 PM
Reasonably nice body for a 40 ish... fake tits aren't bad... that's where the good ends.

I should have not ignored the first warning.. her introduction was short and blunt.

Bj was very ordinary and very short.

She wasn't terrible on top courtesy only of me enjoying seeing a petite asian riding me in the mirrors... I pretty much did all the work. Thankfully I know what I'm doing to best please myself (I tried pleasing her but she didn't give a shit, so I put me first).

Little time after she was gunning for missionary where she laid like a starfish... couldn't coax her into doggy, so it stayed in missionary.

Wouldn't let you kiss her ANYWHERE..couldn't even so much as get my tongue on her nipples.. stark no.

First time I have *ever* had an escort be so utterly disinterested. Even the 1am boiler I resorted to at the super dodgy kallangur motel put in more effort than this chick.

Got bored so I did my patented leg tense so I could blow my load and get the fuck outa there.

No regrets at giving it a go.. because you never know. Sometimes you get lucky, sometimes you don't... I just failed to ignore the warning signs and chose the most petite of the two available.

Skip this one lads.. given my last couple of experiences at miso I'm going to give it a proper miss for a while now... time to travel a bit further and try elsewhere.

Thanks for sharing Sirfaffer feel sorry for you.

Did you see Effy in the linkup? I just wondering what's her age and if she is pretty. Because it just only her appear great on Miso website.

Sirfaffer
03-05-2023, 04:09 AM
No unfortunately. I was hoping to check her out, but the bloke in the cubicle who was before me chose her.

Sugar, I think it was, was at least sweet and semi enthusiastic with her introduction.

Sirfaffer
08-05-2023, 10:27 PM
Still so disappointed that I haven't been able to get a single hard on since.