Punting attire- what do you wear punting?

[Ghost2hauntU]

I always wear my favourite fuck-jeans, a long sleeve Italian silk shirt, black custom made leather shoes and a pocketable hooded black jacket.

How about you?

[rooter]

An animal onesie. The WLs love them!
"You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel".

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[james12]

Whatever I'm wearing on the day. No specific choices related to punting. Maybe a jumper with a hoodie if it's a high visibility place.

[GoldfishMan]

I wear exactly what I would wear to go on a date. Don't care much about the fact that I'm paying her to fuck me, I just like the feeling of being able to look attractive to them.

I've bumped into punters at shops that look like they went there straight from home still in the same clothes they went to bed with. That's disgusting IMO.

[Sibon]

I always wear my favourite fuck-jeans, a long sleeve Italian silk shirt, black custom made leather shoes and a pocketable hooded black jacket.

How about you?

Bruce Lee's famous yellow body suit.

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[JohnJones]

Bruce Lee's famous yellow body suit.

98780

Don't forget the double dildo nunchucks!

[17012430]

I wear a condom

[Sharphorse]

I wear exactly what I would wear to go on a date. Don't care much about the fact that I'm paying her to fuck me, I just like the feeling of being able to look attractive to them.

I've bumped into punters at shops that look like they went there straight from home still in the same clothes they went to bed with. That's disgusting IMO.

Hahaha I agree with you and do the same. The WL probably isn’t attracted to me most of the time but if I try and look decent and be kind could increase my chances of getting the best service.

I remember a couple of years ago late one night I went into an establishment after a terrible tinder date so I was dressed nicely in button up shirt and all. Ran into another punter near the waiting room. He wasn’t the ugliest guy and similar age to me, 30s, but he looked like he basically rolled out of bed in the middle of the night and thought I feel like a root 😂 boxer shorts and all

[Magictits8]

Depends on the weather. Most of the time it will just be jeans and a nice jacket. If it gets really hot, I might pop on the BlowJab to keep the little one cool.
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[warwick1]

I think turning up like an unmade bed is a bit much, I just see a regular ML, always first cab, shit shower shave at home and casual clean clothes, I think dressed like you're on a date is a bit much as well, each to their own..........

[BigPanda]

One time I came to a shop after a job interview wearing my suit and the ML told me she got turned on by guys in suits. So it try to wear at least a sports jacket when I go

[GoldfishMan]

I think turning up like an unmade bed is a bit much, I just see a regular ML, always first cab, shit shower shave at home and casual clean clothes, I think dressed like you're on a date is a bit much as well, each to their own..........

I don’t really dress up to go on a date though. Not gonna get suited and booted for it that’s for sure. Usually just casual attire.

[warwick1]

I don’t really dress up to go on a date though. Not gonna get suited and booted for it that’s for sure. Usually just casual attire.

I only wear long pants to a funeral, and I've been to a few in the last few years...............

[l337dude]

hoodies, trackies, sneakers, anything comfortable and discreet, nothing fancy, nothing that stands out, clean and casual.

[OLD SNAKE]

i have 3 punting outfits
1st is a black business suit, blue shirt and tie, black dress shoes if i been in meetings with clients
2nd is my RM Williams public hospital Doctors/ equestrian outfit, that i normally wear in the office if i feel like a punt after work
3rd is my Kmart track pants and a sweat jacket and lots of deodorant, while going for a local punt while out on my 10 km walk, making it home with jelly legs is the real challenge

[rooter]

If you are serious about punting and want to take your game to the next level you need to get yourself a Davy Crockett hat.
The girls go wild when they see a man in a Davy Crockett hat.
But note this because it's crucial. Do NOT go to a punt with a Daniel Boone hat thinking it's close enough, it will do. NO it will not do!
WLs are super switched on, and will see through your ploy immediately. You will be amazed how much Asian WLs/MLs know about the sartorial nuances of the American Wild Frontier.
Get a real McCoy Davy Crockett hat.
More about Mr McCoy in our next episode ...

[Sibon]

I always wear my favourite fuck-jeans, a long sleeve Italian silk shirt, black custom made leather shoes and a pocketable hooded black jacket.

How about you?

I wear a red underwear for good luck and to protect me against catching STDs.

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[Double_Adapter]

i have 3 punting outfits
1st is a black business suit, blue shirt and tie, black dress shoes if i been in meetings with clients
2nd is my RM Williams public hospital Doctors/ equestrian outfit, that i normally wear in the office if i feel like a punt after work
3rd is my Kmart track pants and a sweat jacket and lots of deodorant, while going for a local punt while out on my 10 km walk, making it home with jelly legs is the real challenge

What the fuck is an equestrian outfit??

This is all I get when I search the term

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[Axeman123]

If you are serious about punting and want to take your game to the next level you need to get yourself a Davy Crockett hat.
The girls go wild when they see a man in a Davy Crockett hat.
But note this because it's crucial. Do NOT go to a punt with a Daniel Boone hat thinking it's close enough, it will do. NO it will not do!
WLs are super switched on, and will see through your ploy immediately. You will be amazed how much Asian WLs/MLs know about the sartorial nuances of the American Wild Frontier.
Get a real McCoy Davy Crockett hat.
More about Mr McCoy in our next episode ... But Daniel Boone was man ,a real man. No use Fess Parker goin' to a bordello then.
.

[OLD SNAKE]

What the fuck is an equestrian outfit??

This is all I get when I search the term

98805

now thats hilarious, thats more for a bondage session for when she rides you like a pony and gives you a whipping for being a bad pony, and if you are a good boy you get feed a carrot through the back door,

[CharlieM]

I think turning up like an unmade bed is a bit much, I just see a regular ML, always first cab, shit shower shave at home and casual clean clothes, I think dressed like you're on a date is a bit much as well, each to their own..........

I knew it must've been you one morning at 88...old white Aussie male, wearing Bermuda shorts, Hawaiian shirt and Crocs with white socks. Oh and please excuse any spelllinng mistakes.

[warwick1]

I knew it must've been you one morning at 88...old white Aussie male, wearing Bermuda shorts, Hawaiian shirt and Crocs with white socks. Oh and please excuse any spelllinng mistakes.

I don't wear Crocs or thongs, I actually have a Hawaiian shirt which I bought in Hawaii which was made in China,also in today's woke BS world I could identify as a person "Of Colour", (but that's another story), and is this another lame attempt at "shit stirring" , well you failed again, and I did think you were a good guy but you are just an immature uneducated goose who probably laughs at his own jokes because no one else will, keep 'em coming because you are way out of your depth, but not tonight , I'm forced to watch Rom Coms with my daughter...Good night

[Steve88]

I usually go for the casual and comfortable look. Anyway she’s sees me mostly naked. But I do like to smell nice and the girls always point this out to me.

[priapus1966]

I have worn everything from shorts, T shirt and Sandals, to a pin stripe suit tie and shirt with black shoes. It does not make much difference, but the ML's Wl's will tend to comment if you go in super smart. I think they like the fact that you seem to have made an effort, and vanity being what it is, tend to take it as a compliment to themselves.

Scruffy and grubby is always a No No.

[Ghost2hauntU]

I've bumped into punters at shops that look like they went there straight from home still in the same clothes they went to bed with. That's disgusting IMO.

Those slobs should be attending a master class on self image improvement.

[Sibon]

I've bumped into punters at shops that look like they went there straight from home still in the same clothes they went to bed with. That's disgusting IMO.

I normally sneaked out for a quick punt on the excuse of running an errant or a trip to supermarket. If I have showered and smell nicely and dress up smartly my wife would have asked, "Where are you going to?" I have to come up with an excuse which I hate doing.

Therefore I go to a massage parlour in the most unflatteringly attire in a T-shirt with holes and baggy shorts with frays and fading and tongs.

Let's face it where I'm heading is not the most respectable high society place. There is no reason I should dress up like going to Sunday Church.

It's inconsequential how a WL views my appearance as I'm not trying to impress her or to be her boyfriend.

[warwick1]

I normally sneaked out for a quick punt on the excuse of running an errant or a trip to supermarket. If I have showered and smell nicely and dress up smartly my wife would have asked, "Where are you going to?" I have to come up with an excuse which I hate doing.

Therefore I go to a massage parlour in the most unflatteringly attire in a T-shirt with holes and baggy shorts with frays and fading and tongs.

Let's face it where I'm heading is not the most respectable high society place. There is no reason I should dress up like going to Sunday Church.

It's inconsequential how a WL views my appearance as I'm not trying to impress her or to be her boyfriend.

Oh Sibon, "Oh what a tangle web we weave, when first we practice to deceive", these are wise words if you wish to keep your long suffering imaginary wife...Take care

[CFH]

casual and comfortable. something with pockets. prefer sandals/slides as they're quicker to take off/put on.

[GoldfishMan]

I normally sneaked out

You reminded of one of the weirdest encounters I've ever had with another punter. This was at the old Kyoto location more than 10 years ago on a weekend morning. There was an older gentleman there who was holding a bag of groceries with a spring onion sticking out the top, just waiting for his girl.

I remember thinking to myself then, he must've messed up the sequence of "things to do" that morning.

[l337dude]

Carrying a grocery bag has the added benefit of being more discreet, people think you just did your shopping and was heading "home"...
At one point I thought about pretending to be the food delivery guy. :slobber:

[Sibon]

Carrying a grocery bag has the added benefit of being more discreet, people think you just did your shopping and was heading "home"...
At one point I thought about pretending to be the food delivery guy. :slobber:

There is no need to dressed up like a dandy.

Going to a massage parlour is not the highest point of your week nor it is your proudest moment you want to tell your parents.

Although some punters want to behave as if they are going to receive the Order of Australia from The Governor General. :)

[rooter]

Last year I was in the Ginza waiting room and there was a young Asian guy who was straight out of a Jane Austen novel.
Made the rest of us slobs look very ordinary :)

[warwick1]

Last year I was in the Ginza waiting room and there was a young Asian guy who was straight out of a Jane Austen novel.
Made the rest of us slobs look very ordinary :)

Like "Mr Darcy" from Pride and Prejudice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Sibon]

Last year I was in the Ginza waiting room and there was a young Asian guy who was straight out of a Jane Austen novel.
Made the rest of us slobs look very ordinary :)

Asian men have the tendency of having the bad sense of dressing up for the wrong occasions.

[warwick1]

Asian men have the tendency of having the bad sense of dressing up for the wrong occasions.

Like when you dressed up as a clown at a funeral:grimace:

[gco0307]

Generally wear whatever I have on that day - some days business type attire, other days totally casual, even commando some days.
No offence to the ladies, but it is not like I am trying to wine or dine them and given my preference is massage something that comes off/on easy is better

[Climax598]

You reminded of one of the weirdest encounters I've ever had with another punter. This was at the old Kyoto location more than 10 years ago on a weekend morning. There was an older gentleman there who was holding a bag of groceries with a spring onion sticking out the top, just waiting for his girl.

I remember thinking to myself then, he must've messed up the sequence of "things to do" that morning.
He is helping the girl to do Grocery shopping. I have done that buying chicken and pock. Some live at the shop.

[Magictits8]

When will the aus99 hoodies come out? It'll be great chatting with other members while in the waiting room.

[Frederic]

I like to wear a suit. Reckon I get more extras looking dressed up for the girls

[ColesBag]

I'm usually naked when I fuck. What the fuck is this thread? Fucking GQ magazine?

[rooter]

I'm usually naked when I fuck. What the fuck is this thread? Fucking GQ magazine?

It is GQ magazine bro ... Goanna Quokka ... it's a native animal Forum ... didn't they tell you when you signed up?

[rooter]

Like "Mr Darcy" from Pride and Prejudice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I think he was more like Henry Crawford or Tom Bertram from Mansfield Park.
Mr Darcy was technically a Dandy but more self assured and macho.
But hey lets not get technical ...

[Assandlegs]

A dash of CK and a fistful of pineapples... in other words, smell clean and pay well (and don't be an asshole).

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[Assandlegs]

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[Footballpunter]

Whatever the outfit, it’s coming off anyway lol

[Jedimaster42]

I try and dress in smart casual whenever I leave the house so that normally involves loafers, trousers and a buttoned up shirt or jacket on depending the weather but I normally get compliments if I am wearing activewear because I sometimes punt before going to the gym. This gets the most positive reactions from ML’s. They tend to appreciate it when you look after your body.

[Migala]

If it were possible, I would wear nothing. However, I would wear the most simple clothes, such as shorts and t-shirts

[Ghost2hauntU]

Haha nice you legend Migala. Tnx for reviving my thread! I totally forgot about it.

Well, on a hot steamy night when I prefer to haunt there are times I’ll just wear a singlet under my pocketable black punting jacket. My fuckjeans and boots are the same as any other time.

[Vincent888]

A disguise.

Usually a Freddy Mercury moustache, some ultra tight white shorts and I sing as I walk there in a falsetto voice.

My money is good. That’s all that matters.

[woodland]

Don't forget the double dildo nunchucks!

so underrated - that comment

GOLD

[ColesBag]

My fuckjeans .

What, pray tell, are 'fuck jeans' ?

[Sibon]

I always wear the red, yellow and blue Communist Party of Australia uniform.

[Ghost2hauntU]

What, pray tell, are 'fuck jeans' ?

Fuck jeans are a pair of jeans you wear when going out to fuck. Mine are a straight leg relaxed fit. I never go punting without wearing a pair.

[frisson]

When will the aus99 hoodies come out? It'll be great chatting with other members while in the waiting room.
This is gold
The million dollar question - what would be the aus99 emblem ? A wombat - eats, roots, and leaves (an old joke)

[abovetherim]

Hoodie, baseball cap, sunglasses, mask, gloves, I go in there looking like I’m about to rob the place. Oh and fresh new undies.

[Calpico_Can]

as someone who works in the luxury retail section, whatever expensive stuff i get

[Vincent888]

as someone who works in the luxury retail section, whatever expensive stuff i get

Do the girls fall for you?

I had this guy tell me he went to all this effort to dress up and some people just don’t recognise the effort.

[Calpico_Can]

Do the girls fall for you?

I had this guy tell me he went to all this effort to dress up and some people just don’t recognise the effort.

Korean girls notice the Jo Malone perfume and the Thom Browne attire

younger Chinese girls recognize the Maison Margiela, Helmut Lang and Alexander McQueen stuff

most, if not all want to steal my LV Malle Bag

almost a decade ago, most Japanese girls recognize the clothing I bought from Shibuya 109 Mens but were terrified I was a Host

[Ghost2hauntU]

This is gold
The million dollar question - what would be the aus99 emblem ? A wombat - eats, roots, and leaves (an old joke)

Obviously a Koala. It eats bushes and leaves.

[JohnJones]

The effort to dress up isn't to impress others, it is just so that I don't look like a homeless person. If I go for a punt and I look unkempt some girls may be hesitant to offer me her goodies.

[Vincent888]

Korean girls notice the Jo Malone perfume and the Thom Browne attire

younger Chinese girls recognize the Maison Margiela, Helmut Lang and Alexander McQueen stuff

most, if not all want to steal my LV Malle Bag

almost a decade ago, most Japanese girls recognize the clothing I bought from Shibuya 109 Mens but were terrified I was a Host

The bag is a costly bit of kit. Don’t you ever think you might get rolled for what’s inside the bag?

[JohnJones]

Korean girls notice the Jo Malone perfume and the Thom Browne attire

younger Chinese girls recognize the Maison Margiela, Helmut Lang and Alexander McQueen stuff

most, if not all want to steal my LV Malle Bag

almost a decade ago, most Japanese girls recognize the clothing I bought from Shibuya 109 Mens but were terrified I was a Host

One girl saw my Fried Denim jacket and asked me if it was expensive. Though it wasn't super expensive for me she saw the brand and immediately thought that I was very rich and provided me a really good service that night.

I don't really care much about brand, just that I'd rather buy something that lasts rather than ones that rip after wearing for a few months.

[Vincent888]

I’ve thought about wearing a raincoat and a Benny Hill mask but then there are probably guys presenting as that already…

[Ghost2hauntU]

Last Thursday around noon I saw an Asian guy walking along Princess Hwy Carlton wearing nothing but a g-string.
God I wanted to bash him soo bad..

[Vincent888]

Last Thursday around noon I saw an Asian guy walking along Princess Hwy Carlton wearing nothing but a g-string.
God I wanted to bash him soo bad..

Perhaps his mistress instructed him to do just that?

You never know what kinks people are up to.

I was at a servo and two females walked in. One was butch, the other had a dog collar on and was like a 7/10. The one with the collar on asked for a drink as she hadn’t had anything for two days she said. The butch one said “no, I’ll tell you when you can drink”.

Obviously they were serious about their lifestyle.

[Vincent888]

Another couple.

A guy told his girlfriend that she had to rub her vajayjay on the fender of a car and cum then he’d buy it for her.

I watched that happen.

[Vincent888]

Another couple.

Were flitting between parked cars with a camera. It turns out she was riding the gear sticks of different cars for her boyfriend to take pictures of.

[jedibear]

Another couple.

Were flitting between parked cars with a camera. It turns out she was riding the gear sticks of different cars for her boyfriend to take pictures of.Fishy jerky transmission...

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[Vincent888]

Fishy jerky transmission...

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It’d be a slippery knob for some who are not used to such things.

[ReginaldBubbles]

Last Thursday around noon I saw an Asian guy walking along Princess Hwy Carlton wearing nothing but a g-string.
God I wanted to bash him soo bad..

Good opportunity for self examination

[Vincent888]

Good opportunity for self examination

Reginald Esquire. You seem like a refined gent.

Have you ever banged some dirty nasty pussy?

[ReginaldBubbles]

Fishy jerky transmission...


My favourite band!

[ReginaldBubbles]

Reginald Esquire. You seem like a refined gent.

Have you ever banged some dirty nasty pussy?

Define dirty and nasty

[Vincent888]

Define dirty and nasty

Now you’re asking too much. I initially read define as definetly. I thought you were ok. But now I wonder.

[JJBlows]

I like to dress nice as to atleast give a good first impression rather than looking like a grub. Nice White sneakers and maybe a good jacket or smart casual button up shirt.

[Vincent888]

Yeah I stepped up my ante.

I’ve progressed from a three piece suit to a five piece one. It commands more respect ya see. A gold fob watch. Some gangster spats and now I look like I’m Thomas Shelby.

[ReginaldBubbles]

Now you’re asking too much. I initially read define as definetly. I thought you were ok. But now I wonder.

Well if you mean smelly, diseased and cheesy pussy then no I haven't been there but whatever floats your boat.

[Ghost2hauntU]

Yeah I stepped up my ante.

I’ve progressed from a three piece suit to a five piece one. It commands more respect ya see. A gold fob watch. Some gangster spats and now I look like I’m Thomas Shelby.

hmm, I think this would take up unnecessary time to take off and put on again. I’d like to be eating pussy instead.

[Vincent888]

hmm, I think this would take up unnecessary time to take off and put on again. I’d like to be eating pussy instead.

I’ve seem places advertised where you have 15mins of sex with your clothes on. No shower of course.

Sort of a walk through arrangement.

[jedibear]

I’ve seem places advertised where you have 15mins of sex with your clothes on. No shower of course.

Sort of a walk through arrangement.Fark...nah I couldnt do that...i presume the girl keeps her top on too?

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[jedibear]

Yeah I stepped up my ante.

I’ve progressed from a three piece suit to a five piece one. It commands more respect ya see. A gold fob watch. Some gangster spats and now I look like I’m Thomas Shelby.I actually think I might rock up in a gimp suit one day...

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[Vincent888]

Fark...nah I couldnt do that...i presume the girl keeps her top on too?

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Who knows? I skipped past the rest of the details.

[jedibear]

Who knows? I skipped past the rest of the details.Actually many moons back there was a singaporean girl offering 15 min bj service in Parramatta...and nothing more. She had a mattress set up in the middle of the living room and sucked u off with different price for CBJ, BBBJ, BBBJ CIM and CIMWS...

Kept her clothing on, but fark she knew how to suck dick

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[Sibon]

Punting attire- what do you wear punting?

Something easy and fast to take off and put on. Preferably dispensing with undie.

[Ghost2hauntU]

Something easy and fast to take off and put on. Preferably dispensing with undie.

Exactly. Every dollar you save is one more dollar for your punting tree.