Go to the gym, but not for your health

[BobbiBrown]

I am in my 40s, not very fit, and have an average body to be clear. But about a year ago I started hitting the gym just for general heart health. A lot of cardio and some weights, but again, I have a "dad bod" and the closest I've been to a 6 pack is at the bottle shop.

But at my last ML visit, she was massaging my back and said "You go to the gym. Nice." I said, "You can tell?". She said of course she can tell!

Now I've been complimented by MLs for (that's part of what we pay for, right?), but never in this specific way. And my wife certainly hasn't made any mention of any changes to my physique since I started at the gym.

So boys, go to the gym for your self esteem boost when an ML notices!

[HornyPunter123]

I head to the gym quiet frequently and play sport. And I agree, it feels good when a ML complements your body

[asiafever]

And that's why we visit the girls, they stoke our egos.
I take the piss out of myself as much as possible, but I'm very aware not many guys in their late 40s, in fact not many guys in general, are in good shape, let alone in as good shape as I am. Arrogant? Maybe, but just being honest also, and the girls do comment on that. If I had a dollar for every time a girl had commented on how most guys that visit the shops are, quote unquote, "fat" as she ran her hand over my shoulder or back, yeah I'd have made a lot of money in a very strange way.
Wives see you every day, and familiarity breeds contempt in some cases. When was the last time your wife complimented you on anything? (And you her? But that's another conversation).

Gym is great for so many things, yeah self esteem, health, anti-ageing etc, and yes the girls can easily tell when not presented with abody that's like 120kg of chewed bubblegum...

[Climax598]

Ya! wife are not much of a compliment only when they were your GF before you married them. WL/ML is their job to up your ego so you come back and give a bigger tips like you have a big dick and strong one or you can last long time.

[wachumba]

Simply might have been because she could feel tight muscles and nothing to do with looking more muscular.
I get asked if I go to gym all the time but don'tdo any exercise. Their next question is do you use a computer.

[CursedCoomer]

I've been lifting since the start of this year and my ML said I have nice strong arms. She then started playfully rubbing my bi's and tri's. Feels good knowing your hard work gets acknowledged.

[Sibon]

I am in my 40s, not very fit, and have an average body to be clear. But about a year ago I started hitting the gym just for general heart health. A lot of cardio and some weights, but again, I have a "dad bod" and the closest I've been to a 6 pack is at the bottle shop.

But at my last ML visit, she was massaging my back and said "You go to the gym. Nice." I said, "You can tell?". She said of course she can tell!

Now I've been complimented by MLs for (that's part of what we pay for, right?), but never in this specific way. And my wife certainly hasn't made any mention of any changes to my physique since I started at the gym.

So boys, go to the gym for your self esteem boost when an ML notices!

Next thing I guess you'll get a PhD to impress the WLs what a scholar you are? :)

[BobbiBrown]

Next thing I guess you'll get a PhD to impress the WLs what a scholar you are? :)

I'll go for a PhD when you learn to read. :slobber:

[Sibon]

I'll go for a PhD when you learn to read. :slobber:

Don't forget to wear the PhD mortal board when you visit the parlour for lasting memory. :)

[JohnJones]

Public gyms are for gays who want to attract another man. Why would anyone think the only one woman in the gym will suddenly wet her yoga pants and pass on your number?

The worse thing about gyms these days are the YTbers, TikTokers and IGers who bring their camera & tripods to the gym, being a nuisance filming themselves up as if they're celebrities.

You want a gym? Go join a Greco-roman wrestling gym and get smashed. And enjoy being teabagged while holding out a leg choke.

[Sibon]

I'm sure the MLs care about the Pineapples than your muscles. :)

[CursedCoomer]

I'm sure the MLs care about the Pineapples than your muscles. :)

Yeah it sweetens the taste of jizz so it'll be easier for her to swallow

[Double_Adapter]

I must be going to the wrong fucken place....all the gyms I go to have have a massage table and a mirror on the wall.

[BobbiBrown]

I'm sure the MLs care about the Pineapples than your muscles. :)

You really are truly illiterate.

[BobbiBrown]

Public gyms are for gays who want to attract another man. Why would anyone think the only one woman in the gym will suddenly wet her yoga pants and pass on your number?

The worse thing about gyms these days are the YTbers, TikTokers and IGers who bring their camera & tripods to the gym, being a nuisance filming themselves up as if they're celebrities.

You want a gym? Go join a Greco-roman wrestling gym and get smashed. And enjoy being teabagged while holding out a leg choke.

I was on the wrestling team in high school and am well versed in triangle chokes. But it's not something I'd pay for.

[Sibon]

You really are truly illiterate.

I'm sure you carry an armful of thick books when you visit a massage parlour to impress those MLs and WLs.

:) :)

[BobbiBrown]

I'm sure you carry an armful of thick books when you visit a massage parlour to impress those MLs and WLs.

:) :)

You really are insufferable. And no, I just carry an expensive camera and tell them I'm a professional photographer. I've heard that works for some BS trolls.

[Sibon]

You really are insufferable. And no, I just carry an expensive camera and tell them I'm a professional photographer. I've heard that works for some BS trolls.

Beside your muscles, PhD and thick books what else you have to impress the WLs? Your extra large long dick? :)

[Flasher]

Invest in your health looking good fit & healthy makes a big difference

[pocket rocket]

Been going to the gym and doing sport for best part of 30 years as I enjoy it anyway and feel better, think better and fuck better (last longer too) when I'm physically fit.

It has worked to my benefit many times on punts over the years, as I have been complemented on "having a sexy body" and received some "benefits" as a result ("only for you" - yeah, sure darling ).

But gym works for me .... I always enjoy my punts more when it is after a good exercise session.

[Migala]

Go to the gym, but not for your health

I do both for my health and for my fantasy. For my health because it's obvious, and I also fantasise lifting 50 kilos which is a standard weight for a female

[Vincent888]

I used to go to the gym for one reason only.

Camel toe.

[xboyx]

I must be going to the wrong fucken place....all the gyms I go to have have a massage table and a mirror on the wall.

hahah similar here. I went to Midas Marrickville asking for a good massage, BBBJ and happy ending and ask if any girls can do that with FS option. They told me they only replace car tyres so I walked out

[TheBigChungus]

Ngl I started going to the gym in high school, I really liked a girl and like any dumb high schooler decided to join the gym cause big bod = chick magnet right? I was very slim when I was in highschool like 55kgs at 5’8 looked skinny fat.

Probably one of the best decisions I’ve ever made although I was too shallow and my reasons for joining were only motivated by getting noticed by girls and getting laid but the reasons I stayed and continued working out is for a much higher cause.

Alas the girl I liked moved on but I still keep in touch with her but my new found self confidence has helped me get pass through so many hurdles in life, having a strict gym regiment can be applied to other aspects of life as well. Just like the number of reps and sets of a certain workout can help you build strength and muscle the same principle also helps you in your work, uni, or just being a more productive citizen to society.

Clothes now fit me a lot better than they used to although I still feel small (bigorexia who? Jokes I’m not overly big, big enough when I’m naked but if I wear even a size up it’s like do I even lift man. Not quite a sleeper build, but almost there if I cut for next summer).

Now I mostly focus on building strength, trying to live a healthy life (well I try), I cook my own food these days cause eating out be too expensive and being able to cook honestly just gives you more satisfaction than ordering (or maybe I’m too broke so I’m glorifying cooking, not).

Honestly every man, woman, child needs to workout or be physically active in some sorts, it’s a shame to let your body deteriorate and not achieve its full potential. It’s a shame to allow yourself to let go and be fat, obese and justify your state and the easiest way is to blame everyone but yourself for your own downfall.

Almost every girl, private girl, I have been with has noticed that I workout and one even told me “oppang, this much if big enough don’t get too big ~ saranghae” but damn women they’d never understand the urge us bros have to get stronger and bigger, and when you’ve got powerlifting mates who hit PR (cause they’re juiced to the gills) almost what feels like every single week how can you not try to out-lift them and for that you gotta pack on size as mass moves mass.

But yeah bros, no matter what you reasons are for working out, keep it up, life is too short to not look good, I’d rather be broke and look phenomenal, I’d rather face all my problems looking the way I do than face them either skinny or obese.

Idk what cunt said it but “we’ll all make it brahs”!!!

[thepoonter]

Idk what cunt said it but “we’ll all make it brahs”!!!

It was from Zyzz, probably one of the first fitness influencers around 10 years back I think.

[JohnJones]

I do both for my health and for my fantasy. For my health because it's obvious, and I also fantasise lifting 50 kilos which is a standard weight for a female

Sounds like I can lift 5 of those girls at once. I'm trying to increase my limit to 300kgs atm

[Vincent888]

Sounds like I can lift 5 of those girls at once. I'm trying to increase my limit to 300kgs atm

I wanna pump 5 at once…