Sydney’s filthiest cum dumps!

[Ghost2hauntU]

I’m talking of places where you can smell the stale jizz and piss inside the rooms, some so strong even smell before you enter the premises.

In no particular order. Feel free to add yours to the list!

7 Cowper (room stunk of jizz)
65 Carlton (showers smelled of piss)

[JSteel96]

I’m talking of places where you can smell the stale jizz and piss inside the rooms, some so strong even smell before you enter the premises.

In no particular order. Feel free to add yours to the list!

7 Cowper (room stunk of jizz)
65 Carlton (showers smelled of piss)

Shit I would have turned around and walked out! or not even walked into such a place.

[Sibon]

14 Burwood downstairs room smells of staleness and mildew. It hasn't a toilet. I saw a Chinese Milf squat and pissed on the floor and sprayed the urine away with the shower hose.

It reminded me of of a brothel in Saigon which brought back many happy cheap memories.

Only that 14 Burwood is not cheap with the WLs asking for $150 for FS on top of $75 house price. Many a times I've been tempted to piss in the shower cubicle too. If you smell it it's mine. :)

[Footballpunter]

Hey, some people like to pee in the shower, what can we say

[Ghost2hauntU]

14 Burwood downstairs room smells of staleness and mildew. It hasn't a toilet. I saw a Chinese Milf squat and pissed on the floor and sprayed the urine away with the shower hose.

It reminded me of of a brothel in Saigon which brought back many happy cheap memories.

Only that 14 Burwood is not cheap with the WLs asking for $150 for FS on top of $75 house price. Many a times I've been tempted to piss in the shower cubicle too. If you smell it it's mine. :)

Fuck yeah! We’ve all pissed in the showers. But that still is not an excuse for them to smell like that lol.
They should clean them daily.

But nothing beats 647 Waterloo last month - that stench was so strong it was like a heard of wildebeest just fucked their way through the place.

[ReginaldBubbles]

I’m talking of places where you can smell the stale jizz and piss inside the rooms, some so strong even smell before you enter the premises.

In no particular order. Feel free to add yours to the list!

7 Cowper (room stunk of jizz)
65 Carlton (showers smelled of piss)

Your mum's place

[Ghost2hauntU]

Your mum's place

Yeah well, that’s not what you said last night sitting there cross legged on a stool in a dark corner flogging your little willie while watching my fat cock going in and out of your mom! I still got a vision of her now, sunken in that lounge with her legs in the air. Give her my regards! Hehehehe

[Double_Adapter]

Campsie has a few candidates worthy of the title. The worst I've seen was a dump in Victoria st in Suva's red light district. The place resembled a delapidated Mexican prison, the room looked like a dungeon were people get interrogated and tortured, on the floor was was an old ripped mattress with blood and cum stains. It was fucked! a complete dump.

[Hidden Python]

All the above mentioned places are now getting extra bookings from all the perverted sniffers that lurk on this forum

[BigPedro666]

To true. There's no thing like bad publicity.

[hornedbeast]

Has Angie's place at Willoughby (533) changed?

Years ago the entrance stairway was covered in graffiti, filthy carpet. The showers were 1960s era and smelt like it too.

[snapjaw]

Campsie has a few candidates worthy of the title. The worst I've seen was a dump in Victoria st in Suva's red light district. The place resembled a delapidated Mexican prison, the room looked like a dungeon were people get interrogated and tortured, on the floor was was an old ripped mattress with blood and cum stains. It was fucked! a complete dump.

You talking about Suva Fiji? I didn't know they had a red light district :shout:

[Ghost2hauntU]

Campsie has a few candidates worthy of the title. The worst I've seen was a dump in Victoria st in Suva's red light district. The place resembled a delapidated Mexican prison, the room looked like a dungeon were people get interrogated and tortured, on the floor was was an old ripped mattress with blood and cum stains. It was fucked! a complete dump.

Oh my, how silly of me to forget 303 Campsie. The only reason you can’t smell the toilet inside is cos of the massive amount of cigarette smoke. That place stinks like an ashtray.

[Niisato]

Two CBD additions would be City Touch Erskine St and 429 Pitt. Your shoes stick to the floor.

[Ghost2hauntU]

485 Leichhardt. It’s like an old dungeon for sperm extraction.

[Double_Adapter]

You talking about Suva Fiji? I didn't know they had a red light district :shout:

Regardless of what anyone tells you, in every corner of the world you'll find a group of horny dudes....therefore a red light district is guaranteed to be found.

[ReginaldBubbles]

Yeah well, that’s not what you said last night sitting there cross legged on a stool in a dark corner flogging your little willie while watching my fat cock going in and out of your mom! I still got a vision of her now, sunken in that lounge with her legs in the air. Give her my regards! Hehehehe

Well if you went to all the trouble of digging her up then I'm glad you guys had a good time!

[Ghost2hauntU]

Anybody been to one lately to add to the list….I’m all ears ;)

[l337dude]

The last one that I could remember was 47 Sydenham.

[Ghost2hauntU]

The last one that I could remember was 47 Sydenham.

Haha nice. And 46 that I’ve been told not to come back to lol.

I think the whole of Marrickville is one cumdump.

[Vincent888]

I’ve banged a few WL’s in Palmer st in the good ol’ days. Not the best environment…

[RO1312]

I’m talking of places where you can smell the stale jizz and piss inside the rooms, some so strong even smell before you enter the premises.

In no particular order. Feel free to add yours to the list!

7 Cowper (room stunk of jizz)
65 Carlton (showers smelled of piss)

I’ve stepped foot in some joints out west and was no where near as bad, but I still thought yikes….

My opinion on the “typical” cum dump is odd furniture, those bright different colored neon lights, WL’s that don’t speak a word of English and have to use google translate, dark rooms and look like a jail from the outside. Let’s be real, you never get quality in a joint with one of those things let alone all.

In the moment you really think to yourself “how have I gone this low”

[Vincent888]

In the moment you really think to yourself “how have I gone this low”

It’s the eternal quest for the “punters holy grail”.

The cheapest punt known to man.

At least you can brag about it here…

That’s some consolation!

[cplurt2]

You brought back memories of a strip joint in Denver called the Red garter...sticky floors for a reason and regret hung in the air like a curry infused fart

[Ghost2hauntU]

You brought back memories of a strip joint in Denver called the Red garter...sticky floors for a reason and regret hung in the air like a curry infused fart

When I was mongering in Cambodia still in 2015 there was a cumdump bar where guys could get sucked off for 5 USD.
It wasn’t my style cos I liked to barfine the girls back to my hotel. Long time.

[Simon_Says]

Haha nice. And 46 that I’ve been told not to come back to lol.

I think the whole of Marrickville is one cumdump.

No5 Marrickville would like a word! But other than that... agreed.

[Veets]

Tokyo Club 127
7 Cowper

[Ghost2hauntU]

Tokyo Club 127
7 Cowper

Nice, I sure know 7 Cowper is and smells like one too!
But 127? Fuck. That’s a lot to pay in a cumdump.

[Vincent888]

No5 Marrickville would like a word! But other than that... agreed.

N5M is a quality place. I can’t complain.

I’ve haven’t tried those other places in Marrickville.

[l337dude]

I've been to all the cumdumps in Marrickville, they'all more or less the same, the worst ones being Billys 143, 47 Sydenham and 28 vincent, all late 40s to 50s, rundown joints, 46 and 271...a little better but only slightly, the only shop that's different is n5m, well because it's also a lot more expensive lol.

[Veets]

Nice, I sure know 7 Cowper is and smells like one too!
But 127? Fuck. That’s a lot to pay in a cumdump.

The lure of highly acclaimed girl led me to a squalid slum pit amongst the slum itself was pissed they didn’t honour my booking and left. But with reports of terrible hygiene and very unsafe sexual practices if feel it was a blessing in disguise

[personaa]

Burwood 14, for sure.

[Ghost2hauntU]

23 Parraweena, back in its cum-soaked hey-days!

[Vincent888]

23 Parraweena, back in its cum-soaked hey-days!

It’s closed down. That was the shop on the corner?

[Ghost2hauntU]

It’s closed down. That was the shop on the corner?

Oh yeah. Used to have some tall Chinese lasses still in early 2020.

[Double_Adapter]

23 Parraweena
24 Erskine
167 Taren Point

A sign of the times lads...

[Vincent888]

Oh yeah. Used to have some tall Chinese lasses still in early 2020.

There’s 64 not far from there. I’m in that area too a bit.

[Ghost2hauntU]

There’s 64 not far from there. I’m in that area too a bit.

That’s a tough place to get any traction. I’m relatively local to the area and swing by every few months but everytime I do I’m lucky if the old chinaman shows me one of his girls. Honestly, those I’ve met were the most in-enthusiastic WLs I’ve probably mer anywhere in years. I walked out without making a selection and last time I have actually fucked there was in 2019 with Mabel.

[Vincent888]

The cafe below is named “snatch cafe”. Coincidence?

[Ghost2hauntU]

The cafe below is named “snatch cafe”. Coincidence?

Yeah I just hope they don’t get their special mayo from upstairs. I wouldn’t dare to upset the kitchen hand there lol.

[Onehunglo]

When do you get it?

105963

[frisson]

This thread is depressing. Can we start a new thread
'The brothels who have new carpet'

[Ghost2hauntU]

This thread is depressing. Can we start a new thread
'The brothels who have new carpet'

Lol new carpet. Now why would they be changing it in the first place?

[ColesBag]

Can we start a new thread 'The brothels who have new carpet'

I can hear the crickets on that one already.

[Raybo]

533 have fixed their showerheads.

[Ghost2hauntU]

Fucking hell, the places I frequent would have be torn down and rebuilt.

That new carpet there would last less than a month.

[l337dude]

Some places the carpet's slippery/worn I would lose my footing while doing standing mish because the grip is soo bad and I like to thrust hard and fast.

[Ghost2hauntU]

Some places the carpet's slippery/worn I would lose my footing while doing standing mish because the grip is soo bad and I like to thrust hard and fast.

Yeah it’s worn down so thin it’s like lino. Hell in some places it is lino.
What about those old cumstained wooden floor boards @280 Hornsby lol.

[Vincent888]

Yeah I just hope they don’t get their special mayo from upstairs. I wouldn’t dare to upset the kitchen hand there lol.

Ha , it’s probably the same owners?