Worst punts ever

[Olddog]

Saw a WL Susan many years ago. I was on a middle aged bbw crusade at the time. Off course I paid upfront for fs.
Well I don't know if she'd been recently fisted by Mike Tyson, but swear to God I stuck it in and couldn't feel a thing, nothing, didn't touch the sides. I checked and I was in, but you could store a fire extinguisher in there. I told her, maybe too politely, that this wasn't working for me. She changed the rubber and started a blow job. That was crap as well. I said honey, I need to cum so I'm happy to jack off but let me come on your ass. I got a sullen ok. Got to the honey moment and opened her ass cheeks and delivered a half reasonable load.
Could have stayed home and wanked off to judge Judy and had a better time!

[Ghost2hauntU]

Yeah brah, you gotta go in at an angle. I’ve had a couple over the years, and I’m 7x6.

[bung72]

I had an (extremely) rare free Saturday night.... these are like gold to me, literally an annual occurrence. With the local shop boasting a bristling roster of girls starting at 8 I was keen, there were a few I wanted to meet too. Got there - only one available - fucking kidding me - half the rest either weren't there or were coming in much later.... young girl, pretty fat too, pretty bad attitude and not at all pretty. Wanted a shitload for extras too....
I thought - I've come this far! What's 150..... She might just be a diamond in the (very) rough?
When I informed her I didn't want to buy her GFE package, the attitude got even worse.... tits hung below the umbilicus, stretch marks, bad breath (and I didn't get very close!) and her pussy stank from up at doggy style altitude.... I think I was in and out inside of 20 minutes. From memory the CBJ was passable....
That was my worst.... such a waste of a precious Saturday too!
Closely followed by this new chick Friday night just gone.....

[Hidden Python]

To avoid bad punts I just go to one shop that I know has decent girls on their roster, and make shore the girls I pick I am sexually compatible with, so I look at their age, height and their body size, if their are no girls I like in the shop, I just walk away and go somewhere else.
Also another thing I’ve learnt over the years is, don’t punt when you are too horny, otherwise you just blow your load really quickly,
Also don’t let the girl jerk and suck you off to much before sex.

[Olddog]

Reliability (predictability) v new adventures.
The wins are better when your coming back off a loss I reckon.

[bung72]

To avoid bad punts I just go to one shop that I know has decent girls on their roster, and make shore the girls I pick I am sexually compatible with, so I look at their age, height and their body size, if their are no girls I like in the shop, I just walk away and go somewhere else.
Also another thing I’ve learnt over the years is, don’t punt when you are too horny, otherwise you just blow your load really quickly,
Also don’t let the girl jerk and suck you off to much before sex.

Don't punt when you are too horny?? When are we supposed to? :)
You're right about the jerking/sucking.... One girl I saw earlier this year - got naked, fooled about for a minute, then she pipes out with - 'do you want to fuck me from behind now?' - I'm like, steady on sweetie - I've got several things queued up before that one.... cheeky girl! She must have thought I was more new than I was....

[bung72]

Reliability (predictability) v new adventures.
The wins are better when your coming back off a loss I reckon.

Yup - that little gem, your most favourite girl ever could be the next new one you meet... could be hiding behind crap photos and a lacklustre description.... I've seen that twice now.....

[Hidden Python]

Don't punt when you are too horny?? When are we supposed to? :)
You're right about the jerking/sucking.... One girl I saw earlier this year - got naked, fooled about for a minute, then she pipes out with - 'do you want to fuck me from behind now?' - I'm like, steady on sweetie - I've got several things queued up before that one.... cheeky girl! She must have thought I was more new than I was....

When you are too horny you become very sensitive, so you blow to quickly, so its good to actually to know how many days it takes before you need a release, and either go 1 day before that or learn how to cool off and relax your mind and body

[bung72]

I know how many days.... 1! :)
I find visiting a shop, even to see a girl you know pretty well, quite exhilarating and a big turn on... so even if I weren't horny when I left home I sure as shit am when I'm there.... :D

[Olddog]

Reliability (predictability) v new adventures.
The wins are better when your coming back off a loss I reckon.

[okachimachi]

this is hilarious

[Hidden Python]

Of course it’s Hilarious punting is suppose to be fun and enjoyable, and agree once i am in the room with the girl its game on,

[bryanthemachinegun]

My worst punt experience was when my wife is calling me in the middle of the deed! worst! just worst!

[bung72]

Shit! Always silent mode mate.... :O
Years ago I was in the process of leaving my first wife, I was banging my new GF in St Kilda, and I could here my phone vibrating again and again in my bag.... I think I switched vibrate off and never put it on again! That was 2004.....

[bryanthemachinegun]

Shit! Always silent mode mate.... :O
Years ago I was in the process of leaving my first wife, I was banging my new GF in St Kilda, and I could here my phone vibrating again and again in my bag.... I think I switched vibrate off and never put it on again! That was 2004.....

She is quite the detective mate! hahaha! that's why I punt on occasions that she wont bother me, like attending a funeral or any hahaha

[iamjohnnygalt]

My worst punt experience was when my wife is calling me in the middle of the deed! worst! just worst!

Totally agreed. If wife / gf call during the deed... such a spoiler

[Veets]

THIS
https://www.naughtyads.com.au/escort/hot-tattooed-bbw
Big tits bbws with ass are my choice but she was nothing but an out of shape slob with zero shape
Got a couple of swallowing BBBJ and got outta there

[danaussieguy]

I imagine a worst punt experience when you're about to do DATY and it smells trach down there!

[frisson]

My worst punt experience was when my wife is calling me in the middle of the deed! worst! just worst!

What did you tell her? Just let the WL answer the phone

[Refedust]

What did you tell her? Just let the WL answer the phone

haha i can already imagine being dead when i get home. but back to topic, its during my vacation to bangkok, theres this gogo bar where i paid first before seing the girl. i guess you guys know where this is going

[Ghost2hauntU]

I imagine a worst punt experience when you're about to do DATY and it smells trach down there!

That’s why I don’t eat any pussy until I’ve properly fucked it to the point where’s it’s all juicy and mushy and I got a good whiff of it during the act. I may kiss it and have a lick or two during changing of positions. And only well past half time I may eat those where I feel it.

I’ve had WLs who spin around into a 69 at the start of the session and just hold their pussy in my face waiting for me to eat. Fuck that. I just push them aside and tell them later.

[danaussieguy]

Had lost my momentum and dick gotten shrinked

[steelfreddy2]

Ejaculating fast is a bad experience

[Ghost2hauntU]

I think most of us would rather forget our worst punts ever. I think anything where there is no chemistry and it feels like being with an emotionless robot is far whose than cuming your load early.

[athletebb]

THIS
https://www.naughtyads.com.au/escort/hot-tattooed-bbw
Big tits bbws with ass are my choice but she was nothing but an out of shape slob with zero shape
Got a couple of swallowing BBBJ and got outta there

Haha I saw that chick in 2019, I agree! Also I found her personality a bit weird she made it awkward - also I give her deepthroat and overall BJ a 3/10

[bung72]

I think most of us would rather forget our worst punts ever. I think anything where there is no chemistry and it feels like being with an emotionless robot is far whose than cuming your load early.

Learn from the experience, learn to walk and punt again another day....

[Shoryureppa]

When it's a really hot WL but they lie down like a star fish

[Vincent888]

Could have stayed home and wanked off to judge Judy and had a better time!

It could have been worse, she might have looked like Phyllis Diller!

[ColesBag]

My worst punt experience was when my wife is calling me in the middle of the deed! worst! just worst!

I swear lately when I'm either on my way to a punt or in a punt or right after a punt some woman I know will text or call me. Pussy can smell other pussy I always say. Put phone on silent.

[Footballpunter]

Worst ever is still the one that gave me covid back in June lol

[Vincent888]

Also another thing I’ve learnt over the years is, don’t punt when you are too horny, otherwise you just blow your load really quickly,
Also don’t let the girl jerk and suck you off to much before sex.


I don’t know why, but I can control when I cum. It makes for very enjoyable fuck sessions. The ladies can try as they may and edge me forever which is a truly fantastic feeling but unless I make the choice they’ll never push me over that edge lol

I laugh about it but the regulars know that’s how it is.

[Ghost2hauntU]

Good advice to new punters. Many girls like to jerk you off because it's easy for them to finish you off. For some guys once they come it's all over. Girls know it.

Yes some MILFs use this trick so that you donÂ’t pound them too hard. Make you sensitive so youÂ’ll cum fast.
Also some just are too lazy to fuck so they prefer wasting time sucking.

[Vincent888]

Yes some MILFs use this trick so that you donÂ’t pound them too hard. Make you sensitive so youÂ’ll cum fast.
Also some just are too lazy to fuck so they prefer wasting time sucking.

It is a business after all and if the guys decide to leave early then so much the better. Makes room for an extra client.