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crazykyle1984
16-09-2023, 11:21 AM
Hey Mates, Just want to open a forum where we can get to know a little bit about just everybody. (You can honesty answer or wittingly and by all means answer humorously lol)
to start.

My profession is a Property Rental Specialist for Airbnb

ditchtheboss
16-09-2023, 01:55 PM
Been thinking of asking the same question. I am a wannabe porn star, wanking specialist, frustrated and failed classic pianist, con graduate, part time CIO, don’t ask how I started that because I don’t even know, frustrated karate kid but I spend most of my time writing death certificates, advising people about their health and writing in an unreadable manner on small pieces of paper.

ditchtheboss
16-09-2023, 01:56 PM
Hey Mates, Just want to open a forum where we can get to know a little bit about just everybody. (You can honesty answer or wittingly and by all means answer humorously lol)
to start.

My profession is a Property Rental Specialist for Airbnb

Do you actually work for Airbnb, do you own properties and rent them out on airbnb or do you work in the property industry as a airbnb manager?

CharlieM
16-09-2023, 01:58 PM
Professional Punter

zakthekat
16-09-2023, 02:14 PM
I'm a miner and blacksmith on my Paladin, a herbalist and alchemist on my Warlock....

personaa
16-09-2023, 02:19 PM
I plant magic mushrooms in Super Mario game.

Sibon
16-09-2023, 02:30 PM
Photographer mainly shoots for ecommerce.

Don't shoot nude or for adult trade although I've met one such photographer at a beach who has two "models" with him.

RLC
16-09-2023, 03:06 PM
I'm a miner and blacksmith on my Paladin, a herbalist and alchemist on my Warlock....

I am a level 90 fire mage with lvl 70 one handed weapons expertise myself 😂 Funnily enough, despite these incredible achievements the women are just not that impressed 🤷*♂️

Rookiestones
16-09-2023, 03:10 PM
I'm a FBI agent (Female Body Inspector)

GoldfishMan
16-09-2023, 04:13 PM
Been thinking of asking the same question. I am a wannabe porn star, wanking specialist, frustrated and failed classic pianist, con graduate, part time CIO, don’t ask how I started that because I don’t even know, frustrated karate kid but I spend most of my time writing death certificates, advising people about their health and writing in an unreadable manner on small pieces of paper.

So you're a doctor?

GoldfishMan
16-09-2023, 04:13 PM
I'm a miner and blacksmith on my Paladin, a herbalist and alchemist on my Warlock....

Hahahha, WOW characters...

ditchtheboss
16-09-2023, 04:22 PM
So you're a doctor?

Mr Goldfish, your inbox is full but the answer to your question is yes.

ditchtheboss
16-09-2023, 04:44 PM
Hahahha, WOW characters...

What game is this?

okachimachi
16-09-2023, 05:03 PM
what kind of doc are you? dentist?

okachimachi
16-09-2023, 05:04 PM
I am a level 90 fire mage with lvl 70 one handed weapons expertise myself �� Funnily enough, despite these incredible achievements the women are just not that impressed ��*♂️

what game is this ? ..

ditchtheboss
16-09-2023, 05:05 PM
what kind of doc are you? dentist?

Not a dentist, in fact I once criticised dentists to an ml and the massage got much harder immediately. I think she had a dentist frequent customer who she must have liked

John_Diaz
16-09-2023, 05:23 PM
Minister of Punters here

Hidden Python
16-09-2023, 06:43 PM
My full time job is a professional sex maniac and too sit down and do Q&As on this forum while drinking coffee,
i also take part in medical studies relating to Yellow Fever

zakthekat
16-09-2023, 06:52 PM
what game is this ? ..

World of Warcraft.

Axeman123
16-09-2023, 07:14 PM
Mr Goldfish, your inbox is full but the answer to your question is yes. What is your professional opinion to a patient that fronts with an addiction to prostitutes ??

GoldfishMan
16-09-2023, 07:58 PM
Mr Goldfish, your inbox is full but the answer to your question is yes.

I see...
103520

Anyway, inbox is cleared now. Sorry for the inconvenience!

Shoryureppa
16-09-2023, 08:01 PM
Mr Goldfish, your inbox is full but the answer to your question is yes.
You know who's a famous doctor & scientist? Johnny Sins

gedinsyd
16-09-2023, 08:32 PM
A cunning linguist

Sibon
16-09-2023, 09:10 PM
From their professions we could get an idea how they could spend so much in punting.

Hidden Python
16-09-2023, 09:45 PM
Yes everyone is aware of idiots who ask stupid and personal questions related to finances, they want to see how far they can push the boundaries in terms of raising prices for their stores
Well here’s a response they should be aware of, people will walk away and go some where else if you price gauge like woolies or coles.
People will travel across to Sydney west where they can get the same quality of service and girls $100 cheaper,

Mr.Robot
16-09-2023, 09:51 PM
Professional dick giver.

JSteel96
16-09-2023, 10:08 PM
I'm a inspector of Asian tits and pussies.

GoldfishMan
16-09-2023, 10:24 PM
A cunning linguist

Long time no see, old mate.

ditchtheboss
16-09-2023, 10:49 PM
Yes everyone is aware of idiots who ask stupid and personal questions related to finances, they want to see how far they can push the boundaries in terms of raising prices for their stores
Well here’s a response they should be aware of, people will walk away and go some where else if you price gauge like woolies or coles.
People will travel across to Sydney west where they can get the same quality of service and girls $100 cheaper,

No matter how much one earns there is such a thing as value for money. It is getting ridiculous now with some girls at $380.

I also think that punting can distort our view of relative cost of things. We fork out $200 or $300 for a service that lasts only one hour. When you think about it it’s an absurd.

Sibon
16-09-2023, 10:57 PM
I also think that punting can distort our view of relative cost of things. We fork out $200 or $300 for a service that lasts only one hour. When you think about it it’s an absurd.

Thanks for saying it out loud for us. This is something we always want to ignore.

It's time we wake up and face the fact.

ditchtheboss
16-09-2023, 11:33 PM
Thanks for saying it out loud for us. This is something we always want to ignore.

It's time we wake up and face the fact.

I used to procrastinate to do things or buy things because I thought they were expensive. I then starting comparing to the cost of punting and everything was cheap in comparison. That week I went to Perth I spent more than $1000, that was the SB I saw in Perth, the girl and scarletblue and the girl from n5m on the way to the airport. That’s an absurd.

Today I went to Bunnings and picked up a few things spending a couple of hundred bucks. These are useful needed things. I thought it was cheap comparing to punting.

I honestly thinking that punting distorts the relative value of money.

crazykyle1984
17-09-2023, 12:05 AM
Been thinking of asking the same question. I am a wannabe porn star, wanking specialist, frustrated and failed classic pianist, con graduate, part time CIO, don’t ask how I started that because I don’t even know, frustrated karate kid but I spend most of my time writing death certificates, advising people about their health and writing in an unreadable manner on small pieces of paper.

That is some resume you have there! nice!

crazykyle1984
17-09-2023, 12:06 AM
Do you actually work for Airbnb, do you own properties and rent them out on airbnb or do you work in the property industry as a airbnb manager?

I have 2 properties that is listed!

crazykyle1984
17-09-2023, 12:07 AM
Professional Punter

Hahaha Good one Mate!

crazykyle1984
17-09-2023, 12:09 AM
I'm a miner and blacksmith on my Paladin, a herbalist and alchemist on my Warlock....

I'm a business man in the morning, and a Necromancer at night!

crazykyle1984
17-09-2023, 12:09 AM
I plant magic mushrooms in Super Mario game.

The one that gives you an extra life? let me have some! take my money!

crazykyle1984
17-09-2023, 12:11 AM
Photographer mainly shoots for ecommerce.

Don't shoot nude or for adult trade although I've met one such photographer at a beach who has two "models" with him.

Keeping things decent and nice!

crazykyle1984
17-09-2023, 12:13 AM
I am a level 90 fire mage with lvl 70 one handed weapons expertise myself 😂 Funnily enough, despite these incredible achievements the women are just not that impressed 🤷*♂️

Maybe you need to use your charged special abilities! I bet the cool time is already been achieved!

crazykyle1984
17-09-2023, 12:14 AM
I'm a FBI agent (Female Body Inspector)

Hahaha witty! I like it!

crazykyle1984
17-09-2023, 12:15 AM
Minister of Punters here

when is the next gospel service? lol

crazykyle1984
17-09-2023, 12:16 AM
My full time job is a professional sex maniac and too sit down and do Q&As on this forum while drinking coffee,
i also take part in medical studies relating to Yellow Fever

Nice! Nice! tell me when you get an antidote to sex addiction!

crazykyle1984
17-09-2023, 12:18 AM
You know who's a famous doctor & scientist? Johnny Sins

He is also a plumber, a gym instructor, personal trainer...

crazykyle1984
17-09-2023, 12:20 AM
From their professions we could get an idea how they could spend so much in punting.

True to that one brother! hehe

Nabz
17-09-2023, 01:43 AM
I'm a miner and blacksmith on my Paladin, a herbalist and alchemist on my Warlock....

Solid choices. Might want to go for tailoring on the lock.

Jewelcrafting and Engineering here.

xboyx
17-09-2023, 12:56 PM
I'm a jack of all trades. I'm in IT, tech, marketing, entrepreneur, and now learning finance & investing. And the most important of all, pro punter.

TheMaestro
17-09-2023, 01:38 PM
I am a pizza boy

Sibon
17-09-2023, 01:40 PM
I am a pizza boy

Pizza boy always gets the girl while delivering. :)

Sibon
17-09-2023, 01:44 PM
Keeping things decent and nice!

The problem is not making enough moolah.

It may look glamourous about guy with big camera. Reality is it's a boring job.

Migala
17-09-2023, 05:29 PM
I'm an uber eats bike rider. All my well earned money goes to my regular, lol

RodgHerMoore
18-09-2023, 03:18 AM
I also think that punting can distort our view of relative cost of things. We fork out $200 or $300 for a service that lasts only one hour. When you think about it it’s an absurd.

Geez that's a good wake up call. I do think about my misering looking for Coles discounts but don't think twice about a punt.

For me it stems from my now disdain for strip clubs. I think last time i went years ago it was $120 for 30 mins for a private on top of the$20 entry fee.

So i justify punts by being way more interactive and vfm than a private lap dance and i get to see the pussy up close. One lap dance she didn't show pussy even though she did on stage!

So a $100 to $150 for a 30min to 45 min punt i don't think twice but i would um and ahh over a private lapdance!!

I don't think strip clubs even exist any more!

I could buy way more useful stuff for the price of a punt... Some tax deductible too!!!

Ps I'm a TT quality control inspector

1inchguy
18-09-2023, 02:08 PM
My profession,

I'm a potter, sir

Nelly69
18-09-2023, 02:14 PM
Sparky and always been looking for the Spark when I punt.

crazykyle1984
18-09-2023, 09:42 PM
I'm a jack of all trades. I'm in IT, tech, marketing, entrepreneur, and now learning finance & investing. And the most important of all, pro punter.

Solid resume there mate!

crazykyle1984
18-09-2023, 09:43 PM
I am a pizza boy

Do you get a lot of "Can I have the Pizza for free?" "I'll pay on different terms"

crazykyle1984
18-09-2023, 09:44 PM
My profession,

I'm a potter, sir

Good with hands there mate!

Refedust
19-09-2023, 10:15 PM
My profession... im a smooth operator

danaussieguy
19-09-2023, 10:30 PM
My profession... im a smooth operator

Is that a song? I thought I heard that one somewhere..