Just a Rant

[Niloc7788]

Why is it when females advertise their services, they never:
1. Show their faces? This, to me, is the single most important thing in their resume. Fact is no one is going to employ the services of a FUGLY;
2. I personally hate all these with DD/E/F/G and above breast. It looks abnormal next to the rest of their petite gorgeous little frame. When paying someone I tend to always look for C/B size as that makes them look in proportion.
3. If you are a size 10 or above, save your dignity as no one is going to retain the services of a chubby.
4. Use real photos. It's interesting seeing how many comments there are stating "Fake Photo" etc. You can still walk away and report the listing. We should be doing more as a collective to get rid of fake fuglies

That's All

[CursedCoomer]

1 - Yeah faces are important and nobody wants a fugly chick, (unless you're into that?) but they obvs hide their faces for privacy reasons.

[Ghost2hauntU]

Yeah gimme A-B cups anyday. Natural or bolt-on, I’m easy.
Size 10 max yeah I agree, but that’s easy with Asian WLs.

Real photos- totally. Been saying this for years. I don’t even bother visiting shops that show real photos cos it’s an instant red flag for me. If they can’t be honest, one wonders what else they have to hide.

Hiding faces if obvious. But some WLs do show their faces too.

[Mr Bricks]

I’d like if more places would say if the girls had bolt ons or not. Sometimes you can assume if a C cup or above is enhanced, since typically girls with a petite body would usually have an A or B cup, but that’s not always the case.

[Sibon]

4. Use real photos. It's interesting seeing how many comments there are stating "Fake Photo" etc. You can still walk away and report the listing. We should be doing more as a collective to get rid of fake fuglies.


Molica from Sunday roster in 14 Burwood is one such fine example.

Her fake photos in Wechat are still up today before they got pushed out as the week progresses.

[GoldfishMan]

Gotta agree with some of these.

I have the same gripe about the huge boobs, and I'll throw in an additional gripe about big arses as well. I find both looks disgusting. If I walked past any girl sporting this look, the only thought in my mind is just "fat girl, hard pass". Blame Kim K for this. At exactly the same time she became popular, you can see this phenomenon take off. Even things like hentai manga completely changed because of it. Now there are so many huge boobs hentai around. Disgusting, no idea how anyone could get off on it.

I do like a good sized boobs, though. C cups on a taller girl are nice. B cups on a petite girl.

Size 10 girls. I'd be expecting them to pay me to fuck them, let alone pay to fuck them.

Hard pass on all these. Need to go out and perv some slim beauties on the street to "wash my eyes", lol...

[Vincent888]

Here’s an idea. Someone start a site like Carsales but for WL’s and ML’s.

You select:
Cost per hour
Bolt ons Y/N
Bolt on size
Waist
Height
Etc

Then the search engine produces a list of your perfect females!

[frisson]

A lady having her photo on the internet will soon be a very stupid thing

Deep fake technology will see scammers putting a ladies face on a fake porn body, and videos will then be spread as an extortion scam. It's happening to teenage girls already

Identity theft is also becoming a major issue

Start by putting your photo on this forum with your eyes concealed, and see how exposing it is to have your photo online

[frisson]

I'll throw in an additional gripe about big arses as well. I find both looks disgusting. If I walked past any girl sporting this look, the only thought in my mind is just "fat girl, hard pass". Blame Kim K for this. At exactly the same time she became popular, you can see this phenomenon take off. Even things like hentai manga completely changed because of it. Now there are so many huge boobs hentai around. Disgusting, no idea how anyone could get off on it.

I do like a good sized boobs, though. C cups on a taller girl are nice. B cups on a petite girl.

Size 10 girls. I'd be expecting them to pay me to fuck them, let alone pay to fuck them.

Hard pass on all these. Need to go out and perv some slim beauties on the street to "wash my eyes", lol...

1000% agree. The Kardashians made obesity, and tights on large buttocks, fashionable. Impossible but she did it, through the power of hype and marketing

[asiafever]

Why is it when females advertise their services, they never:
1. Show their faces? This, to me, is the single most important thing in their resume. Fact is no one is going to employ the services of a FUGLY;
2. I personally hate all these with DD/E/F/G and above breast. It looks abnormal next to the rest of their petite gorgeous little frame. When paying someone I tend to always look for C/B size as that makes them look in proportion.
3. If you are a size 10 or above, save your dignity as no one is going to retain the services of a chubby.
4. Use real photos. It's interesting seeing how many comments there are stating "Fake Photo" etc. You can still walk away and report the listing. We should be doing more as a collective to get rid of fake fuglies

That's All

Alright, let's do this one by one.
1. Obvious reasons. You can sometimes tell from the blurred pics the shape of the face etd, but no it will always be a rarity you'll get a full face pic, privacy reasons, not wanting friends/family/future partners to find out and so on. We've all been burned by this in the past but it is part of the game we play.
2. Everything in proportion is always my preference, but there is a market out there that thinks the bigger the better. And the opposite is true as well. If it's not for you you just scroll on.
3. See above, it's not us but there is a market for it. I have a mate who would proudly declare on a Saturday night he was going "elephant hunting", the bigger the better. Some people like a little meat on the bones, some don't mind if it's more flab than fit, again the market will dictate so if it's not for us, we scroll on.
4. Competition and market trends for a start. We all want real photos, but it's the same reason why your Big Mac never looks like the photo on the board. I think the problem these days is guys see the hot instagram type girls and don't realise how heavily filtered and edited they are.
I can imagine it's also fairly hard to put pics of yourself up for all and sundry to view, and judge (see your comments above on size 10s or fuglys). I mean, imagine for a second we flipped the script and girls demanded a pic of us before booking, are you going to post them one of your gut sagging a bit, shoulders hunched, a scraggly beard and hair like you just crawled out of bed? Of course you'd want to represent yourself in the best manner. So as long as the pics aren't a gross misrepresentation, and you can see it is the same person without too much editing, I'd say that's fair.
Let's use Iu in Rhodes as an example. Advertising pics weren't her, but were a pretty damn good representation. I was not in the least disappointed when I met her, on the contrary. To be fair though others had taken the plunge first.
On the other hand there's a girl heavily reviewed here who everyone seems to think is cuter than a room full of puppies, yet when I saw her I was totally underwhelmed by her looks and found the "real" photos of her the shop used a misrepresentation.

So that's my take. Just remember, the girls are people too, for the moment anyway. Soon they'll all likely be replaced by sex robots (well, any robot can be a sex robot if your attitude is right, but you know what I mean) and those same girls who earned a decent living as Escorts will make minimum wage cleaning out the cum catchers of the 100 sex robots the shop has, because there's a better profit margin and most punters won't care. That's the way it goes, trickle down economics at its best...

[Abracadabra]

1000% agree. The Kardashians made obesity, and tights on large buttocks, fashionable. Impossible but she did it, through the power of hype and marketing

Yep, you have to acknowledge the marketing PR skill, but a huge arse does absolutely nothing for me, despite having some memorable Columbian girl punts over the years.

[GoldfishMan]

That marketing hype machine was a thing to behold. Everywhere you looked, there was a male star (black rappers, Hispanic pop, etc) going on about a nice ass with the picture of a fat arse flashing on screen. All the sheep public just went along with it. Ooohhh, that's a nice arse if someone so popular says it is.

Come to think of it, the forerunner of the fat arse trend was J Lo. So much hype for that bubble butt. Her's was acceptable, I wouldn't call it hot neither. Her arse at least had a nice shape. Kim K just came along and magnified the "big" part, made it the main point. All of a sudden big is good.

[Vincent888]

Butt songs.

A.L. Ray wrote “Baby got Back”.

Nicki Minaj with “Anaconda”.

Both popular.

No doubt there’s others ?

[asiafever]

You guys haven't spent much time with black guys, right?
My black mates in London, we're talking early 90s so way before this "marketing hype" of the Kardashian/Jenners, were all obsessed with big arses. Black guys I knew in the states, loved a good big ass. You showed them a pic of Flo Jo or Gail Devers, or later Serena Williams, and they would lose their shit. We may not agree with it, but it's been a thing for a long, long time. Marilyn Monroe had 37inch hips by the time she was in Some Like It Hot (great movie), same as JLo. Lopez is a tad shorter though. They were 35.5inches when she just started as a model as a young (late teen?) girl.
Jayne Mansfield was another with decent hips. This is 70 years ago. Then of course if you've ever taken a walk through famous museums in Europe you'll see HEAPS of big ole butts. Let's take it back further,a statue dating back to at least 25000bc called Venus of Willendorf, shows a naked woman with big pendulus breasts and a HUGE ass. Rubens made a career out of fat asses. Chunky butt love is not a new thing.

[Vincent888]

Chunky butt love is not a new thing.

Neither is spanking one!

[asiafever]

Butt songs.

A.L. Ray wrote “Baby got Back”.

Nicki Minaj with “Anaconda”.

Both popular.

No doubt there’s others ?

Same song essentially, she used the sample of Baby Got Back.

Let's not forget Queen "Fat Bottomed Girls"

Rumpshaker - Wreckx N Effect

Shake yo Rump - Beastie Boys

Thong Song - Sisqo

LLCoolJ - Big Ole Butt (that was like 1989, so even before Sir Mix A Lot)

[Double_Adapter]

That marketing hype machine was a thing to behold. Everywhere you looked, there was a male star (black rappers, Hispanic pop, etc) going on about a nice ass with the picture of a fat arse flashing on screen. All the sheep public just went along with it. Ooohhh, that's a nice arse if someone so popular says it is.

Come to think of it, the forerunner of the fat arse trend was J Lo. So much hype for that bubble butt. Her's was acceptable, I wouldn't call it hot neither. Her arse at least had a nice shape. Kim K just came along and magnified the "big" part, made it the main point. All of a sudden big is good.


Big (Queen) Frieda was one of the pioneers of the big booty bounce craze a few years back, all the recent celebs have simply latched and monetised on the big butt craze.

https://youtu.be/HJBnNziI5wk?si=gz30NGxV-9Vj6xDn

The litmus test on whether an ass is too big is to try spooning it. If spooning is difficult then she has a big ass.

[Vincent888]

The buttmus test on whether an ass is too big is to try spooning it. If spooning is difficult then she has a big ass.

Some guys like teaspoons, others tablespoons.

[zacsuck]

I still like tiny japs.
No boobs, bushy, extremely petite (but not skinny/boney).
And not too young.

[Shoryureppa]

There are those who have been in the industry 8+ years still advertised as early 20s

If brothers are paying, it still goes.

[Vincent888]

There are those who have been in the industry 8+ years still advertised as early 20s

If brothers are paying, it still goes.

Even the higher priced escorts ages don’t seem to change. It’s very easy to check out by pulling up old reviews on them or previous listings.

That’s where the internet is your friend. Though does any guy want to know the bad news when it comes to the age of a girl he’s banging?

[Double_Adapter]

Some guys like teaspoons, others tablespoons.

....and others soup ladles.

[Vincent888]

....and others soup ladles.

That’s a niche market. Wouldn’t be a money maker.

[frisson]

Here’s an idea. Someone start a site like Carsales but for WL’s and ML’s.

You select:
Cost per hour
Bolt ons Y/N
Bolt on size
Waist
Height
Etc

Then the search engine produces a list of your perfect females!

That's brilliant. Can we have a Chat GPT phone app

Question
I would like a WL with natural C cups
Good AR from one of the following forums: syd99 .... etc
Price $250/hour maximum
Less than 30 km from Central Station

Answer:
"Thank you for your enquiry. Sydney is renowned for the large number of options and choices
For your selection today the choices are

Lily at 106G George Street
9098 000_
Karen at 345E Sussex Street
9999 990_

A recent forum post states that there are a few timewasters at 106G"

[Vincent888]

Then once your search criteria is set up you can get results txt or emailed daily.

It’d save doing any research yourself.

Plus the big bonus is the WL’s and shops have to pay the site a pay per enquiry amount. It’d stop fake pics. They couldn’t have a pic of a sexy young thing getting them spammed and having to pay the enquiry fee if there was no product to sell.

Though do the shops want that?

[frisson]

Then once your search criteria is set up you can get results txt or emailed daily.

It’d save doing any research yourself.

Plus the big bonus is the WL’s and shops have to pay the site a pay per enquiry amount. It’d stop fake pics.

Though do the shops want that?

The shops want as little scrutiny as possible. One issue is that it's impossible to staff a full roster of WLs who can give great service. Beware, every shop has a few duds on the days roster

[Vincent888]

The shops want as little scrutiny as possible. One issue is that it's impossible to staff a full roster of WLs who can give great service. Beware, every shop has a few duds on the days roster

Exactly and that why it’ll never happen.

[frisson]

Exactly and that why it’ll never happen.

The next best thing to a function ing Punters ChatGPT is this forum. Ask a question and you get good answers

[Vincent888]

It has to financially viable for everyone concerned to warrant a spend on a forum that anyone can readily purchase for next to nothing. The hosting fees are about the biggest spend here and the mods, if they’re paid.

That’s why large pornsites have forums. Income stream, one feeds the other. This place doesn’t have that.

[madness123]

Here’s an idea. Someone start a site like Carsales but for WL’s and ML’s.

You select:
Cost per hour
Bolt ons Y/N
Bolt on size
Waist
Height
Etc

Then the search engine produces a list of your perfect females!

Great idea, yowser did an awesome job with the CBD drop box. Over to you Mr V to beat it.I volunteer to be your test pilot.

[frisson]

Similar to mechanic garages, certain industries have too many dud businesses for you to be able to have a comprehensive, searchable, and specific database

And the reputable shops won't join forces as they have more to lose than to win by offering a joint searchable database

Even if the reputable brothels joined forces which would never happen, most of the value and fun comes from the less well resourced shops which are often much cheaper over one year of punting, and have hidden gems

[Vincent888]

I’ll do some more research before I respond to everything. As regards the hidden gems. Is that a quest for a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

How many hidden gems have been found?

Isn’t that experience only available till the first thread or post is started mentioning the gem?

It’s a first finder’s gem, not a finders keepers gem.

[Niloc7788]

Incidentally, been looking into Adelaide as I am heading there next week and geez the girls there think quite highly of themselves....
How can they be charging more than Sydney prices? I would say they should be more on par with Perth prices of $150 to $180 p/h FS and not bloody $280 p/h
Any suggestions on nice asians who aren't trying to rip people off in Adelaide?
Cheers

[frisson]

Incidentally, been looking into Adelaide as I am heading there next week and geez the girls there think quite highly of themselves....
How can they be charging more than Sydney prices? I would say they should be more on par with Perth prices of $150 to $180 p/h FS and not bloody $280 p/h
Any suggestions on nice asians who aren't trying to rip people off in Adelaide?
Cheers
It's good you know the market price for sex. I'm betting the costs in Adelaide make it less than worthwhile, for anything more than the occasional punt.
Save your money and punt as much as you can in Sydney

Paying the equivalent of 4 weeks petrol for one punt is not sensible unless you are one of the yacht owning members of the forum

[Vincent888]

Paying the equivalent of 4 weeks petrol for one punt is not sensible unless you are one of the yacht owning members of the forum


The smart way to get on a yacht is on someone else’s, so it is said.

Beautiful blonde babe I had as a Wednesday night regular. Dinner, drinks and sex. No money exchanged. My shout. I commented on her all over tan. Asked “how she got that”?

“I present at the yacht club and guys take me out on their boats and I’m nude on the deck”.

Didn’t ask what else happened as not interested.

[frisson]

The smart way to get on a yacht is on someone else’s, so it is said.

Beautiful blonde babe I had as a Wednesday night regular. Dinner, drinks and sex. No money exchanged. My shout. I commented on her all over tan. Asked “how she got that”?

“I present at the yacht club and guys take me out on their boats and I’m nude on the deck”.

Didn’t ask what else happened as not interested.

For the porn fans out there, her life on board a yacht would make a great script. Do you BBFS with her ?

[Vincent888]

For the porn fans out there, her life on board a yacht would make a great script. Do you BBFS with her ?

At the time yes.

This is in Point Piper.

After we made out she went to sleep. I got back out of bed. Poured a glass of wine and sat at the coffee table next to her hot flat mate who was married to a Hollywood director husband and he was overseas.

I then moved my glass of wine across the coffee table closer to her friend. She didn’t object to the move. We kissed and made out on the lounge-room floor, like two wild animals. It was intense.

I got back up and went to bed.

Next morning they’re in the kitchen talking as I walk in. Her friend just put me right in. Told her everything. I thought why?

We split up for two months then I txt her and it was back on. Weird? So everything was fine every Wednesday. Then one day she hit me up for a large sum of money. I didn’t ask what for. I declined as there was no mind fuck only sex.

Had I been emotionally bonded I’d have caved in.

But I wasn’t so I pulled the pin.

[frisson]

At the time yes.

This is in Point Piper.

After we made out she went to sleep. I got back out of bed. Poured a glass of wine and sat at the coffee table next to her hot flat mate who was married to a Hollywood director husband and he was overseas.

I then moved my glass of wine across the coffee table closer to her friend. She didn’t object to the move. We kissed and made out on the lounge-room floor, like two wild animals. It was intense.

I got back up and went to bed.

Next morning they’re in the kitchen talking as I walk in. Her friend just put me right in. Told her everything. I thought why?

We split up for two months then I txt her and it was back on. Weird? So everything was fine every Wednesday. Then one day she hit me up for a large sum of money. I didn’t ask what for. I declined as there was no mind fuck only sex.

Had I been emotionally bonded I’d have caved in.

But I wasn’t so I pulled the pin.

Kudos. You spin a great yarn. May be truth, may not be, but that's the fun of a public forum. One thing about you, you are are reasonable in your discussions, and you have EQ, so spin a a few yarns bro

Are you Russell Crowe, or a good fiction writer. Noone cares either way, just asking for a friend

[Vincent888]

Kudos. You spin a great yarn. May be truth, may not be, but that's the fun of a public forum. One thing about you, you are are reasonable in your discussions, and you have EQ, so spin a a few yarns bro

Are you Russell Crowe, or a good fiction writer. Noone cares either way, just asking for a friend

If I’m recounting past or recent sexual encounters they’re all true.

The above story is true. I have many. You have to understand some weeks I’m out six nights.

I won’t post about current real life encounters with certain people as I don’t want potential litigation.

[frisson]

If I’m recounting past or recent sexual encounters they’re all true.

The above story is true. I have many. You have to understand some weeks I’m out six nights.

I won’t post about current real life encounters with certain people as I don’t want potential litigation.
Fair enough Vincent888. Noone really will pry as everything on this anonymous (but excellent) public forum, is all bullsh_t on here until proven otherwise. I like the yarns and I believe you. You add colour to the place

[Vincent888]

I have no reason to lie as there is nothing to gain. I have phone numbers of girls coming out of my arse. They are the only people I want to impress.

[frisson]

I have no reason to lie as there is nothing to gain. I have phone numbers of girls coming out of my arse. They are the only people I want to impress.
Yes. A person would have to be pretty weak to try and impress people on the internet. But there's millions of them. Not saying you are one of them

[Vincent888]

Yes. A person would have to be pretty weak to try and impress people on the internet. But there's millions of them. Not saying you are one of them



There are those that will read a book, watch a movie or post online and mentally live it. That’s how they are.

Then there are others that just go out and do it.

To each their own.

For example, if I was to ever have a normal sexual relationship with a girl I seriously doubt she could ever match my expectations now.

Then what?

Perhaps punting taints people.