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MrSeven
08-03-2013, 02:13 PM
Hey bros,

I have a feeling its part of a WL's/ML's repertoire to compliment a customer and make them feel good about themselves. What are the most common compliments u get?

1. OOohh wow you so big.
2. U must go to gym.
3. U smell so good.

Lol

I hope to think these are sincere but i'm not stupid, im a customer.

naturalism
08-03-2013, 02:16 PM
hah yes... MLs get confused with my body too. it's a lot of fat and rolls of obesity and some very tight muscles.

I always get asked: "you do sport?" "you go to gym?".. and the best one was "are you a boxer?"

jj12345
08-03-2013, 02:18 PM
1. Ow it hurts, you too big, please be gentle :anger:
2. You too good looking to be here, why are you here? Most my other clients old ugly man
3. You look so young, most my other clients old men
4. You smell so good

get these ones on most times lol

naturalism
08-03-2013, 02:19 PM
I was in Thailand for Xmas couple of months ago, and I went to get a normal 300 baht ($10) massage. Wasn't intending for a tug at all, but she started massaging my groin and inner thighs and then when i got excited she says "oh i like it very much, it's so good looking, and it's beautiful". Never heard anyone describe my little junior as "beautiful"!!

AHLUNGOR
08-03-2013, 03:22 PM
Just to be different, this is the one comment I don't wish to hear, not yet anyway:

Don't worry, it's OK, it happens to many people !!

just my 1 cent

Cheers

:cool2:

rooter
08-03-2013, 03:32 PM
"Is it in yet?"

"Wow! you were quick!"

I'll take them as compliments. Stealth and speed are virtues.

Littlewonder
08-03-2013, 03:45 PM
You got good size cock for Asian woman! :haha:

Did she mean I am a woman or that asian women like this size cock? :super_man:

Escort
08-03-2013, 04:19 PM
Girls always say these to me:

On seeing my little bro

"You are really big. Like the size of the western guys"

After the section

"You are good as a husband, but not as a customer"

BlueBirdDuke
08-03-2013, 04:30 PM
"I want you to be my boyfriend. Take me away from this place for good!"

I was like....riiiiight.

MrSeven
08-03-2013, 04:56 PM
Yeh bro jj, got that one today
"You too handsome to be here, you could get this outside"
Even if i am handsome im still horny as fuck!

Fisher
08-03-2013, 05:38 PM
1 you are too big be gentle (ha right)
2 you fucked me good you are superman
3 you are too tall for me
4 you are a very strong man

jj12345
08-03-2013, 06:33 PM
Yeh bro jj, got that one today
"You too handsome to be here, you could get this outside"
Even if i am handsome im still horny as fuck!

I got it again today for me too.

Anyway, either they are very good actors or they really enjoy having someone their they consider handsome (or its all total bullshit, I never know)

Besides, woman can be so much trouble. If you're horny and want it now then I know where to go. Even some of my "casual female friends" can be a pain sometimes.

yamada
08-03-2013, 06:44 PM
girls say to me at session.

what ???..... no,no,no,no,no!!!..... what this position call? ....... Up side down helicopter!?.....

ah~Love it:red_heart:

reve
08-03-2013, 07:01 PM
girls say to me at session.

what ???..... no,no,no,no,no!!!..... what this position call? ....... Up side down helicopter!?.....

ah~Love it:red_heart:

Hahaha...
Mr Yamada you are a funny man I must try one of your product one day.:slobber:

jj12345
08-03-2013, 07:16 PM
girls say to me at session.

what ???..... no,no,no,no,no!!!..... what this position call? ....... Up side down helicopter!?.....

ah~Love it:red_heart:

Is this you?

1813

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rooter
08-03-2013, 08:49 PM
When I meet the girl and she sees me for the first time, its always like 'you so handsome, why you come here you get any girl you want', stuff like that

And then, when the lady sees the keys to my maserati and my bill fold full of cash, its usually 'oh you so rich!'

And inevitably, when I drop my trousers, and the lady observes the heft of my cock, she says 'oh my - you so big and thick'

Nice one animus, I like your style: you have captured the essence of this pissing contest of a thread.
Hopefully this will be the final word!

kumichou
08-03-2013, 09:16 PM
girls say to me at session.

what ???..... no,no,no,no,no!!!..... what this position call? ....... Up side down helicopter!?.....

ah~Love it:red_heart:Are you the real helicopter man? I've seen him in a JAV and he never stops.

MrSeven
08-03-2013, 09:40 PM
Lol this is cracking me up. I'm just a cynical bastard.

black knight
08-03-2013, 09:46 PM
I get, you are strong
you cum too much
you smell nice

Licker
08-03-2013, 10:02 PM
Whenever I read some of the posts such as the ones in this thread, I get a mental picture of a cat licking its own balls.

Sometimes I have wished I could reach and lick mine.
Luckily I've always managed to find someone else to do that :slobber:

black knight
08-03-2013, 10:10 PM
On the flip side they could say

you smell
you fat
you ugly
you old
you too small

They wont say it, but their actions towards you would speak louder than words

croney
08-03-2013, 10:30 PM
How old are you babe? Can't believe an old prick can be so good .lol

You are the tenth best fuck I've had....today.Thai bird with a sense of humour..ha aha

La Mooh
08-03-2013, 10:46 PM
I always get the typical ones mentioned in this thread "Oh you so big", "You cum so much", "wow I think your cum can hit the roof", "your girlfriend must be very happy"

Best was...

"Can I ask you a question. Did you have surgery or something on your cock? I've never seen one like it."

Max Impact
08-03-2013, 11:00 PM
My little girl that I had to give up (an ML) told me that many men wouldn't shower (cos it would waste precious time) and most that did still had smelly arses.

Thats the flip side. She would say "Why dont you smell?". I'd say "I dont know."

Max Impact
08-03-2013, 11:02 PM
Oh wait, first time I met her she said "You have a beautiful cock!"

When I got to know her better she told me she says that to all the boys. Fuck!!

uber
09-03-2013, 01:08 AM
"Is it in yet?"

"Wow! you were quick!"

I'll take them as compliments. Stealth and speed are virtues.

I, too, like to finish my punts by throwing a smoke bomb and vanishing into the shadows.

MrSeven
09-03-2013, 01:57 AM
"wow babyyyyy.. your dick bigger than my arm"

errr.... it's like not even half your arm

yamada
09-03-2013, 02:35 AM
Is this you?

1813

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this is posting cock man to rolling nessi position!! :cool2:

i will see him at final stage at Sex competition in TEXAS!!!

yamada
09-03-2013, 02:39 AM
Are you the real helicopter man? I've seen him in a JAV and he never stops.

my combination is Up side down helicopter to reverse flying sky fish position.

finish by COF with big smile :cool2:

bfe
09-03-2013, 02:44 AM
I had a whore tell me that my micropenis was in fact average size.... yeah right

yamada
09-03-2013, 02:45 AM
Oh wait, first time I met her she said "You have a beautiful cock!"

When I got to know her better she told me she says that to all the boys. Fuck!!

I like to buy condom from ladies. young girl working at chemist shop and i ask about condom to young lady. i speak very polite way and small voice, but when the girl asked me my size, i say XL size please!! with big voice:cool2:

young girls always give me smile :cool2: also mature woman give me nice reaction, pretending as normal action, but i can see the mature lady want to say something to me:cool2::cool2:

pelham123
09-03-2013, 04:53 AM
For me

"Ohh you so strong" (talking about my dick)
"Oh why no go soft? Other customer quickly go soft" (after coming)
"You very handsome man!"
"You wife very happy" (probably wanting to find out if I'm married)

rooter
09-03-2013, 07:31 AM
I, too, like to finish my punts by throwing a smoke bomb and vanishing into the shadows.

Ninja punting.

AHLUNGOR
09-03-2013, 09:43 AM
One common thing I used to always said to WLs or MLs when my hands were holding their big tits for the first time (occasionally I still do, like to Amanda @ SF and then of course, she told me she has no boyfriend, as if !!):

You boyfriend is a very lucky man !!

chandra_man1
09-03-2013, 09:45 AM
mate the topic is about WL cmplimenting u, not the other way round.

chandra_man1
09-03-2013, 09:48 AM
You boyfriend is a very lucky man !!

wait i understand. The WL knows u have a boyfriend

jellyshots
09-03-2013, 09:54 AM
It's the usual litany. The funny one was when a mamasan said, you look like good Hong Kong boy. To hitch I replied, do good HK boys come to your shop often.

Then she let me come over her huge tits, all the while apologizing that none of the younger girls showed up.

CunningLinguist
09-03-2013, 10:19 AM
The "You are so" series, Eg: big, strong, gentle, experienced, kind, ...
Then there are these classics:
- I missed you
- Nice to see you again
Had this once, from a J girl: "You should get a Japanese girlfriend, much better than a westerner you know."

tknt84
09-03-2013, 12:17 PM
The one I used to get was
Girl: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "No"
Girl: *feigns disbelief*

While I'm not sure if they all pretended to be shocked, There was definitely a few when the sex was lackluster.

mkko2
09-03-2013, 03:04 PM
Girl: "Oh my what a small cock"
Me: "Really? Its a long cock from Mong Kok - extremely fuel efficient, only 1.6l with turbo"
Girl: "6000GRM oh my... what a cock"

ScopionX
09-03-2013, 06:14 PM
Hey gays, I think u gays miss one, the one we always heard, and usually we all hate to hear,
" I am tired "
It's really bullshit right, if they are really tired, go home then, it's not the reason to get lazy at the work

rooter
09-03-2013, 06:53 PM
Girl: "Oh my what a small cock"
Me: "Really? Its a long cock from Mong Kok - extremely fuel efficient, only 1.6l with turbo"
Girl: "6000GRM oh my... what a cock"

Interesting ... Which guy from Top Gear were you fucking?
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond or James May?

BlueBirdDuke
09-03-2013, 09:26 PM
wait i understand. The WL knows u have a boyfriend

I just fell off my seat! :shout:

hiddencharm
10-03-2013, 11:26 AM
xxxxxxxxxx

Sextus
10-03-2013, 11:30 AM
That would be your out "in the open" charm then.

mkko2
10-03-2013, 12:17 PM
The only one I believe is when they looked into my eyes and said: "your eyes are beautiful". Most WL/ML said that to me

most WL/ML says to me:
"Is that a dual clutch direct injection?"
I say "CVT baby"

BlueBirdDuke
11-03-2013, 01:40 AM
A korean ML once exclaimed to me just after turning me over: "Oh! Your cock is the perfect size! Not to big and not too small!"...then upgraded me to FS then and there!
Zing!

mkko2
11-03-2013, 01:04 PM
Several times Korean WL/ML would say that I look like a particular Korean actor, despite that fact that I am a LONG COCK from MONG KOK

Daitowha
11-03-2013, 03:55 PM
Then I'm ben chow cheung from Cheung Chau:miao:

guailo
14-03-2013, 03:59 PM
Anyone here believe the compliments from WLs/MLs oughta have his head (on his shoulders) examined.

jellyshots
15-03-2013, 11:22 AM
It really depends on if you get the same compliments from women that don't work at the shop.

Sextus
15-03-2013, 11:56 AM
Several times Korean WL/ML would say that I look like a particular Korean actor, despite that fact that I am a LONG COCK from MONG KOK

I don't know what sin mkk02 has committed to be banned, but I'll forgive him a lot of sins if the poor ***t gives me good laughs like this! :shout:

We need personalities on the forum!

rooter
15-03-2013, 12:03 PM
Anyone here believe the compliments from WLs/MLs oughta have his head (on his shoulders) examined.

such a cynic ;)

Sextus
15-03-2013, 12:13 PM
It really depends on if you get the same compliments from women that don't work at the shop.

Well, I have definitely got the "good looking cock" remark from girlfriends as well as from WL's.

Of course, as some have pointed out, "good looking" when it comes to cocks is a very relative term. :shout:

Littlewonder
15-03-2013, 03:04 PM
I dont know if its most common but its one that I have never forgotten.

I went to Cassablanca in Liverpool many years ago now hadn't been punting very long.

Picked this milf we went in the room and she said to me so much extra to go down on me, ( I forget the amounts as it was so long ago) No I am not interested in going down on you, so much extra for kissing no not interested in kissing, so much extra to finger me, well if thats the case I said to her leave now and send someone else in.

She immediately backed down and so OH ok no extra for you, I think she had been there all day and still hadn't done her first job.

Anyway we get down to business and she is riding me hell for leather in cowgirl I have my thumb on her clit massaging it as she rides me.

All of a sudden she Screams out "OH FUCK YOUR GOOD" and she explodes in a shattering orgasm. I recon she worked a lot but didn't get to come to often.

As a relatively new punter I left there with a grin from ear to ear thinking to myself I fixed you up allright you old bitch.

Mind you I never went back to see her again although I had to dodge her a few time when I went back looking for other girls.

Sextus
15-03-2013, 03:22 PM
As a relatively new punter I left there with a grin from ear to ear thinking to myself I fixed you up allright you old bitch. Mind you I never went back to see her again although I had to dodge her a few times when I went back looking for other girls.


:shout::shout:

dannyboy
16-03-2013, 11:04 AM
I get this all of the time, Im convinced alot of these WL's hope to meet someone nice to take them out, its just a vibe I get that they are looking for a partner or friend, some have asked me what Im doing the next day but I always said working and changed the topic.. Just my observation..


The one I used to get was
Girl: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "No"
Girl: *feigns disbelief*

While I'm not sure if they all pretended to be shocked, There was definitely a few when the sex was lackluster.

jellyshots
17-03-2013, 04:19 AM
Just lately... When they ask me do you have a gf? I say no, do you have a bf or husband? They either admit the truth (yes or no) or they pause. If they pause, I say I have no big wife or little wife but some girls say to me, oh you can be our little husband. Usually enough to get the laughs going...

Oldsteel
17-03-2013, 10:11 PM
I keep hearing
'I love bald men with a hairy back and arse'
It must be true!!

Raybo
19-04-2013, 01:56 PM
One said to me the other day 'wow you have hot body' She was referring to my sweating from a prettt hard, intense massage!

kickass
19-04-2013, 03:55 PM
I'm immune to them all. I shag for me. The price is as quoted. I expect my full allotted time. I've had every compliment under the sun. Many of which are blatantly untrue. I put them into four categories:

1. I want your money;
2. I want a tip;
3. You made me work too hard;
4. Thank God you didn't make me work too hard.

Licker
19-04-2013, 05:42 PM
One said to me the other day 'wow you have hot body' She was referring to my sweating from a prettt hard, intense massage!

hehe... that reminded me of an AR I did couple of years ago (on another site).


She placed a clean towel (folded twice) onto the table where my crown jewels were to be (no other disposable items, covers other than that). She started the massage and tried to strike some conversation about how hot I was (the temperature of my skin compared to her cool hands, I had just been carrying 8 cases of beer for the bbq)

It was a hot day and an ad hoc visit to the parlour, before heading home for the barbeque.

garfield
19-04-2013, 06:30 PM
I like the one "I like the way you fuck me" which means they are really enjoying. Or when they look at you with a big smile "You are good" after a satisfying daty. Or you are strong, which just means it is taking too long, and there was the occasional "You are trying to kill me!" which is just they are tired and can't take anymore. And on rare occasion "fuck you", which means I really fuck them good and they wish we could swap roles.

jazzlau90
19-04-2013, 08:10 PM
Hi Bros, been a long time

Interesting thread.

For me,

1. Wow you're so big (I think this is pretty expected now days)
2. You smell really good
3. So muscular and fit.

So gotta wait and see if there are any more compliments :miao:

the wizard
19-04-2013, 09:38 PM
-your so strong
-you smell nice
-you make me feel so good baby - (recently)
-your a good kisser

IExperiment
19-04-2013, 10:56 PM
I just fell off my seat! :shout:

+1

But there is one more, I miss you hunny :) maybe she did but we will never know :)

rooter
19-04-2013, 11:37 PM
"you are very clever man"
When I figured out how to work the pump on a bottle of shower gel ;)
Hey, don't laugh, it's a compliment!

jellyshots
20-04-2013, 07:12 AM
I just have to add "You are very manly" from Yuna when I picked up a dead cockroach for her...

Raybo
22-04-2013, 12:04 AM
You give good massage. At least i got something right!

zeroun
22-04-2013, 12:11 AM
You're such a nice guy. Why don't you have a girlfriend?

herecticx
02-08-2013, 10:45 AM
You have good body
why no girlfriend?
handsome

and i yes i believe them all ;)

Mr. Who
02-08-2013, 03:32 PM
"I'm sure you don't come to these places a lot"

HengDai
02-08-2013, 03:56 PM
You're such a nice guy. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
LOL - this line is standard now and a part of the service I think. haha


I keep hearing
'I love bald men with a hairy back and arse'
It must be true!!
HAHAHA - this is hilarious. It must be true, coz these girls would never ever lie.

Other beauties I have heard are:
- You handsome guy. Why you come to places like this?
- You so good at that (DATY). Your girlfriend is so lucky.
- I am so lucky, you are the perfect man (recently)

jayw
02-08-2013, 04:39 PM
Anyone here believe the compliments from WLs/MLs oughta have his head (on his shoulders) examined.

There's getting compliments, and then there's believing those compliments.
Sure we don't believe them, but we would still prefer to receive them, than get a bland look.

asiafever
02-08-2013, 04:52 PM
1. "You are so sweet, your (gf, wife) must be very lucky..."
2. "Wow... you have beautiful (cock, dick, friend..)"
3. "Handsome boy.. You can't be (insert age), I thought you were (insert age 10 years younger)
4. "I love your bum... so sexy.." Yes, this is true, I have an awesome arse.. Squats and deadlifts boys..
5. "You have beautiful body, no fat, how can I lose fat?" Usually said by a girl looking for a compliment on her body..
6. "Why you don't have gf? you are kind man, girl love men like you." Lies. Lies, lies, lies. Girls always say they just want a nice man, or a man with a sense of humour, this is bullshit, girls aren't going to fuck some broke guy who looks like a bulldog trying to lick mayonnaise out of a jar just because he knows some jokes...

Shoryureppa
02-08-2013, 05:32 PM
"you are very clever man"
When I figured out how to work the pump on a bottle of shower gel ;)
Hey, don't laugh, it's a compliment!

best one so far! LOL

cocktus
02-08-2013, 08:19 PM
We should have special sections devoted to these kind of threads that seems to pop up from time to time.
maybe name them "not this thread again" and "ego stroke" hehehe

rooter
02-08-2013, 09:08 PM
best one so far! LOL

I think we all need a lesson in humility and maybe funny, weird or unusual comments by WLs would be a better thread.
My latest contribution ...
A WL looking down at my throbbing hard on says:
"I'm a bit scared of that" ;)
I guess you can interpret that anyway you want!

World citizen
02-08-2013, 11:22 PM
three most common compliments for me:

1. you such a handsome boy, you no need pay for sex!
2. you so big and strong, you must be a football player
3. your cock so thick and long, you must make your girlfriend very happy
4. (usually when they see me take off my patek phillippe) thats an expensive watch you must be very rich

yeh shit gets old real quick. if I wanted a girl to compliment my looks or impeccable fashion sense id trawl for sluts at a club.

RoyalFlush
03-08-2019, 08:56 PM
1) Recently had this encounter.
WL was very very keen to add me on her wechat, despite our very average session, she tries adding me 3x, finally got through.
She: thank you (love symbol). I want to meet you again (lecherous emo)
Rf: Nice to meet you.

Since she was very forward, I just asked her if she like me enough to go on a date. And I told her I am as straightforward as an American. She replied she has to go to work, and sleep. No time for dating. A few days later, she asked if I could help her buy a ticket to Japan using my credit card. I told her to go to Flight Centre to buy it in cash.

2) You are so good at licking my pussy, where did you learn it from?

mitch007
03-08-2019, 10:22 PM
A few years back now, I just finished a top session with a WL and all the other WL”s must of been having a cook up for lunch, as all you could smell was the wafting smell of Asian food though the brothel. My WL was intent on getting me to come eat lunch with the rest of WL’s in there common room.
Not a chance I was eating anything that day” I couldn’t get out of there quick enough after the job was done.


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liminal
04-08-2019, 02:25 AM
A few years back now, I just finished a top session with a WL and all the other WL”s must of been having a cook up for lunch, as all you could smell was the wafting smell of Asian food though the brothel. My WL was intent on getting me to come eat lunch with the rest of WL’s in there common room.
Not a chance I was eating anything that day” I couldn’t get out of there quick enough after the job was done.


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Have you eaten yet.. ?

Boom tish. But often with Thai women it would come up during a booking.

So would on on occasion be invited to eat fresh prepared Som Tum with a cute Isan girl at the end of a session and or shift .

Great fun chatting eating with a few girls and my chili tolerance now well developed.

cuteguy
04-08-2019, 11:31 AM
One WL making it known at the beginning of the session that she didn't appreciate customers asking personal questions. She just wanted to do her job and see the customers off once the session was over. Despite stating this, she started to reveal her personal life and past working history to me. She felt very comfortable with me because she said there were many weird and rough guys that she had seen in the past and she wouldn't reveal anything to them.

Dark-eyed Junco
04-08-2019, 04:03 PM
One time a wl complimented me on the smell of my hair. I think that's the most authentic compliment I ever got from a wl.

rooter
04-08-2019, 04:40 PM
Japanese girls often say I am "genki" - actually, more specifically they usually say my dick is "genki".
The first time I heard it I had to Google it after the session to see what it means and then realised it was a compliment ;)

liminal
04-08-2019, 07:26 PM
Technically sugar babe , Did some diy today for her . after which a long BJ and was told... I had a pretty dick....

Forward Must Hang
04-08-2019, 09:21 PM
Is "Ooh, so fast" a compliment?

:)

Funniest I ever had was "I like the colour of your penis". It was like she felt compelled to say something about it and "exceedingly average" wasn't going to cut it, so she came up with that.

FMH

Warrabong
04-08-2019, 10:26 PM
I got a couple today and the girl was a long term player lol.

Nice body (thinking about what to have for dinner tonight)
Your sooo strong (why did you take sooo long)

Labia Vortex
04-08-2019, 10:50 PM
The taste of my semen....gets a few compliments
Nice dick....is a runner up

BlackToad
05-08-2019, 01:51 AM
“Your dick is really thick, not really long but thick.” ( measures it with her fingers)

“You must be very healthy and strong because you cum so much”

“Your dick is so big I’m not sure if it will fit inside me” (it did)

[emoji3][emoji23]

Meng
05-08-2019, 08:08 AM
Chinese WL saying how white I am lol. It’s a good thing is Asian countries. Also how smooth my skin is lol. I’m cool with that since they can cat bath me all they want without periodically picking out hair form their tongues hahaha.

BuryYourDead
06-08-2019, 02:48 PM
"3 dick.
You have 3 dick."

Dettol
06-08-2019, 03:12 PM
“I only do this for you”.

AHLUNGOR
06-08-2019, 03:21 PM
“I only do this for you”.

They all said that!

And you knew you’re Not the only one !

But !

Still good to hear that when they said it though , right ?

Rather than : well, all my customers paid more to get BJ and FS, why you not want to pay ??

PervySage
06-08-2019, 03:49 PM
They all said that!

And you knew you’re Not the only one !

But !

Still good to hear that when they said it though , right ?

Rather than : well, all my customers paid more to get BJ and FS, why you not want to pay ??

Lol yeh the good old "I only do that for you" usually preceded by "baby" or some other nice word.

And the money one...

Never had an ML say why you pay $100 the guy before I gave BBBJ for only $70...

That would be nice to hear....😁

Lostinblonde
06-08-2019, 06:41 PM
you are so thin, you skin is so good, you are so long, i dont give my pussy to everyone, blablabla

exstar
08-08-2019, 01:37 AM
Doing part 3 with ML - “ooh I haven’t fucked for a long time” ....

Kalnn
08-08-2019, 05:52 AM
How could have anyone have such a inflated ego ? Men need to objectify and conqueror and they hear
what they want to hear.

warwick1
08-08-2019, 06:45 AM
"You are very special" (I am a grandfather well past my useby date), and managing to get a semi erection, "you are so strong"....This young ml I have been seeing is very sweet (almost a third my age)! I told her last time cut the crap and i will respect you more, just say "you like me" is more than enough:grimace:

Raybo
08-08-2019, 11:55 AM
Some of the Chinese girls at a particular North Shore shop have a saying about their customers that translates along the lines of.....
"the chicken is okay, we can live on chicken, but every now and then we get to eat duck. The duck is great!"

If you are reading this, just for you, Wensheng. 🤣🤣🤣

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dhNfddJRulQ

warwick1
08-08-2019, 12:47 PM
Some of the Chinese girls at a particular North Shore shop have a saying about their customers that translates along the lines of.....
"the chicken is okay, we can live on chicken, but every now and then we get to eat duck. The duck is great!"

If you are reading this, just for you, Wensheng. ������

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dhNfddJRulQ

Hey Raybo I reckon I would not rate as chicken, I think more like "spring roll".........or dim sim:surprise:

Raybo
08-08-2019, 01:38 PM
Hey Raybo I reckon I would not rate as chicken, I think more like "spring roll".........

i hear you bro, I sometimes get called 'prawn cracker', but generally I am 'sticky rice'. 😁😁

moby
08-08-2019, 04:23 PM
Some of the Chinese girls at a particular North Shore shop have a saying about their customers that translates along the lines of.....
"the chicken is okay, we can live on chicken, but every now and then we get to eat duck. The duck is great!"



That is gold. So strong man visitor not so common. What are the compliments to the man when the man is a duck ?

CrisNobody
08-08-2019, 07:40 PM
Oh yes baby, Nobody does it better!!! :super_man:

Dba
09-08-2019, 11:48 AM
One of my first ever punts (over 20 years ago now) was a real humiliation. I was 18 and hadn’t filled out yet; think skinny chest and shoulders. Throughout the session the wl was great, all the usual ‘I love your big cock’ performance pieces. I was going to leave a nice tip and maybe re-book, then as I was paying she said ‘Little Boy, you better give me all your money right now’. She tried to rob me! I just pushed passed her and left, but it was pretty scary at the time as the location was really sleazy and rough. Now whenever a wl starts with the fake compliments I have to ask her not to talk or I get flashbacks! I have a regular wl who now thinks I a have a silence fetish and you could hear a pin drop throughout our sessions! Maybe I do... not even sure anymore!

aussie_guy
09-08-2019, 06:03 PM
One of my first ever punts (over 20 years ago now) was a real humiliation. I was 18 and hadn’t filled out yet; think skinny chest and shoulders. Throughout the session the wl was great, all the usual ‘I love your big cock’ performance pieces. I was going to leave a nice tip and maybe re-book, then as I was paying she said ‘Little Boy, you better give me all your money right now’. She tried to rob me! I just pushed passed her and left, but it was pretty scary at the time as the location was really sleazy and rough. Now whenever a wl starts with the fake compliments I have to ask her not to talk or I get flashbacks! I have a regular wl who now thinks I a have a silence fetish and you could hear a pin drop throughout our sessions! Maybe I do... not even sure anymore!

While I don't pretend to know what happened, and you must be right since you lived it, but are you completely sure she was trying to rob you? Why would she wait until the end of the session to rob you? What exactly was her plan? To ask you to give her your money while she was unarmed? Even if you were skinny and young, I'm sure you could have dealt her some physical damage if the situation needed. Doesn't sound like much forethought on her part. Was that her way of asking for a big tip?

Shame you developed some PDST from it. I think many guys would have gotten a domination fetish from that experience since you were so young at the time.

BlackToad
10-08-2019, 12:40 AM
While I don't pretend to know what happened, and you must be right since you lived it, but are you completely sure she was trying to rob you? Why would she wait until the end of the session to rob you? What exactly was her plan? To ask you to give her your money while she was unarmed? Even if you were skinny and young, I'm sure you could have dealt her some physical damage if the situation needed. Doesn't sound like much forethought on her part. Was that her way of asking for a big tip?

Shame you developed some PDST from it. I think many guys would have gotten a domination fetish from that experience since you were so young at the time.

I was thinking maybe his 18 yo self thought that the WL was trying to rob him and that feeling is what he remembers. But put a 40 yo punter in the same situation and it wouldn’t seem that way. Memories can work that way.

Seems a strange way to rob someone.

Macbeth_oz
11-08-2019, 03:34 AM
I don’t mind the compliments, it is the fake moaning that gets me. They virtually start moaning as they are taking off their clothes.

rooter
11-08-2019, 03:56 AM
I often get a warm hug and a genuine and heartfelt “thank you” and “please come back” as I am saying goodbye.
That gets me in the feels and I always reply yes I will be back, but I never come back.
I feel a bit bad for a little while but I get over it soon enough.
They have lots of other customers to see and I have lots of other WLs to see.
That’s punting. You can’t get too sentimental about it.

Labia Vortex
11-08-2019, 12:08 PM
A lot of girls seem impressed with height....get good comments....6"3

liminal
11-08-2019, 01:58 PM
A lot of girls seem impressed with height....get good comments....6"3

Many Women particularly from Asian countries would like tall babies

cumato
11-08-2019, 08:09 PM
After all this, I really do question if I do have a nice cock.. :anger:

PervySage
12-08-2019, 06:58 AM
After all this, I really do question if I do have a nice cock.. :anger:

Of course you do.

You are also
Tall
Handsome
Smell great
Look 10 years younger then you really are
Have an amazing cock
Great at sex
Great at kissing
ML / WL only comes like she does with u.

I think that just about covers it....


Welcome to the forum!!!

mcjesus
12-08-2019, 10:55 AM
''i will never forget you.''

truth is, she remembers you only in the fuckroom. and only because she has got that professional skill to remember every client.

Climax598
12-08-2019, 11:07 AM
Why did you learn to lick pussy
You are very good at licking my pussy your wife/girlfriend will be very happy.
I cum, you are very good

Dba
16-08-2019, 12:03 PM
She was definitely trying to get my cash! Maybe ‘rob’ is the wrong word, but when my wallet came out and she saw I had a fair bit of money in there she got super aggressive to the point of trying to physically stop me leaving until I gave her what I had. I still really enjoy punting (obviously) but I get put off when I sense the fakeness that some wls use.

rooter
16-08-2019, 12:30 PM
"You are technician"
"You are professional"
"You should do this job"
"I am customer"
"I should pay you"

LOL! They are funny girls! They always make me laugh.

Dba
16-08-2019, 12:46 PM
For ‘I should pay you’ I tell them I charge $300 per hour and I accept credit cards, but no AMEX. Usually gets a laugh.

cuteguy
19-08-2019, 12:35 AM
''i will never forget you.''

truth is, she remembers you only in the fuckroom. and only because she has got that professional skill to remember every client.

Heard that a few times and when i ran into them outside the shop, guess what? They didn't remember. LOL

trampslikeus55
23-08-2019, 01:26 PM
[QUOTE=Raybo;1788791]Some of the Chinese girls at a particular North Shore shop have a saying about their customers that translates along the lines of.....
"the chicken is okay, we can live on chicken, but every now and then we get to eat duck. The duck is great!"

If you are reading this, just for you, Wensheng. 🤣🤣🤣

Sorry to ruin the fun but being called "chicken or duck" ain't a blessed thing. My source is pretty accurate and I am pretty sure she is right. It refers to how you kiss, both upstairs and downstairs. A chicken has puckered lips and pecks, a la a chicken eating food. A duck has a sloppy tongue and bites, a la a duck drinking water. Trust the Chinese WL to come up with these ones. And I am mostly a chicken, but I will start working on this😎

rooter
23-08-2019, 02:37 PM
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Raybo
23-08-2019, 06:44 PM
Sorry to ruin the fun but being called "chicken or duck" ain't a blessed thing. My source is pretty accurate and I am pretty sure she is right. It refers to how you kiss, both upstairs and downstairs. A chicken has puckered lips and pecks, a la a chicken eating food. A duck has a sloppy tongue and bites, a la a duck drinking water. Trust the Chinese WL to come up with these ones. And I am mostly a chicken, but I will start working on this😎

In the context I know, 100% know, being compared to Chicken is fine, but being compared to Duck is the bomb!

Don't go out of your way to try and be a duck, you either are or you ain't. I know a duck and he is a slave to the punt. 🤣🤣🤣

BTW....nice gesture today. You're alright pal!

trampslikeus55
23-08-2019, 07:23 PM
Speaking of animals. When I was younger a mate always swore that he licked like " Lassie". I am sure he would have been popular to some WL👍

clausedd
23-08-2019, 11:09 PM
There was one time I don't even know how to respond. Oh smells so good and it looks like a very thick mushroom. Must have been hungry...

fluffstatic
26-08-2019, 01:02 AM
The usual nice body, handsome etc.

Peterpecker
27-08-2019, 11:14 PM
“You too strong, too much. Don’t book me on Saturday” Saturday was discussed as she wanted $50 extra for BBBJ and 69 lol.

xboyx
04-09-2019, 09:20 AM
Stella at ginza sucked my nipples and dick and she said "delicious" LOL
we had a great time so I believed her

clausedd
05-09-2019, 08:16 PM
Another one comes recently from a visit to a massage shop. ‘Wow beautiful cock’

cuteguy
06-09-2019, 12:53 AM
"You have such beautiful eyes". "You're handsome". "It's big". :smile:

Sydlong
06-09-2019, 02:53 PM
Stella at ginza sucked my nipples and dick and she said "delicious" LOL
we had a great time so I believed her

This sounds familiar!

Stella was fun and had a lot of compliments

niva321
06-09-2019, 02:58 PM
"Handsome", "You don't have a girlfriend??", "Nice body", "Need to hit the gym for your chest", "Cute dick" (my dick ain't that big)

murphy
06-09-2019, 03:36 PM
Im told Im handsome and a gentleman
I think thats the highest praise a guy can get

liminal
06-09-2019, 08:54 PM
See u again............,,

warwick1
08-09-2019, 12:27 PM
The only true thing an ml has said was "what they tell you is all bs"

Raybo
08-09-2019, 01:51 PM
Fuck compliments, you know you are next level when they start bagging you out.

An old regular bagged me a few times. Went and seen her after a business trip. I tend to eat a lot more when travelling and it was showing....I took my gear off and we were canoodling, she poked my stomach and said 'you fat with a bit of a giggle.

Another time with her I stripped down and headed to the shower. I was suffering from severe 'shrinkage'. She looked, pointed, laughed and said 'Hahaha sooo little. She quickly sorted that out though, into the shower to give me a BJ, wasn't long before I was full mast, at which point she looked up at me with a smile and said 'that's better!'

xboyx
08-09-2019, 02:24 PM
some compliments would be good for both. even for everyday.
when I first tried Tinder, just saying "hello" or "how are you" got me no replies. then f it, I started without a "Hi" or "Hello" and just said "Beautiful smile!", "Beautiful hair", "Your eyes are beautiful" to all girls that I had interests in, then got heck lots more responses LOL. I gave all same compliments to all of them when I met them and their smiles were bigger than Joker's. But I did mean it with the girls when I met them in person though.

CunningLinguist
08-09-2019, 06:06 PM
I had a reg that used to tell me if I was too fat or too skinny, and gave me tips for getting a GF!

GoldfishMan
09-09-2019, 08:31 AM
Most common "statement" from a WL to me, that I personally take as a compliment, is when they rub around their belly while I have my cock in their pussies and they say "it's hit the bottom", usually with an expression that looks like being in pain. What an ego boost!

liminal
11-09-2019, 02:33 PM
You are such an ugly beautiful man

Brothelcreeper
11-09-2019, 08:39 PM
Today - “ fuck, you made me cum three times in quick succession. Nobody has ever done that before.”

Climax598
11-09-2019, 09:58 PM
Wow you makes me have a big one.

rooter
11-09-2019, 11:54 PM
"Is it inside me?"
"Wow! That was quick!"
That's the comments I get from non-WLs ;)

liminal
12-09-2019, 02:57 AM
..Thankyou , you didn’t cum in my mouth - from an ml

rooter
12-09-2019, 03:22 AM
..Thankyou , you didn’t cum in my mouth - from an ml

Back in the days when I used to sometimes see a girl twice.
On the second visit she would say I forget the exact words but something like “you are the only one that doesn’t push my head down on your dick”
WTF? How many bogans, yobbos, and goat fucker peasants are out there?

Akeem75
12-09-2019, 08:21 AM
This might be the new style of compliments because I get “you are such a nice guy”all the time and then they start telling me all their bad experiences. Maybe I should charge them counselling fees:)))

CountryPunter
12-09-2019, 09:08 AM
From a WL that I see quite often and get on well with.......'you are my best friend with benefits'

warwick1
13-09-2019, 04:15 PM
From a WL that I see quite often and get on well with.......'you are my best friend with benefits' That is the best compliment I have read, All I get from my ml is ""you are special, number 1 boy, I only let you rub my pussy like that"....

clancom
15-09-2019, 04:01 PM
best is like oooo you are big or tht's alot of juice... but i reckon they say that about everyone

rooter
15-09-2019, 06:23 PM
Not really a compliment but more of an observation.
Your dick is so pink, so pretty! LOL!

optimusprime
22-09-2019, 02:09 PM
Everyone is "honey" OR "babe"

Your name doesnt mean shit, all about your moneyTrue that

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optimusprime
22-09-2019, 02:09 PM
You are such an ugly beautiful manWhaaaat [emoji33][emoji33][emoji33]

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