Random Thoughts Thread

[Vincent888]

Feel free to post anything that’s random and comes into your mind.

[Vincent888]

I’ve totally lost the plot.

I’ve woken up, thought today was Saturday but it’s Friday. Now I have to reschedule everything…

[JohnJones]

The mind forms thoughts based on the five senses. If we eliminate all five senses we would experience the first level of emptiness - blank. This is the experience of someone who loses consciousness medically but is not clinically dead yet.

If we were to die we will start seeing signs before losing consciousness. Temporary bliss will happen as soon as we reach the final stage of death, but for those who haven't trained in the clear light of bliss will suddenly get dragged into a dreadful feeling of suffering before continuing into the next destination.

[JohnJones]

That's what happens when you have so much free time, especially when you're on a holiday and have no commitments whatsoever.

Had a business trip that was supposed to last until today but cut short because I didn't enjoy staying at that place. I wished today was actually Saturday, now I have to get back to work in the next hour.

[JSteel96]

I woke up with a hardon from a wet dream of a naked blonde with big titties sucking me off. I thought she was real but then I was only dreaming :)

[aussiegaigin]

Random thought:
Why do people persist in these pointless threads? The forum is about punting.

[ThunderPunter]

Random thought:
Why do people persist in these pointless threads? The forum is about punting.

To get their post count up!

[Hidden Python]

Random thought:
Why do people persist in these pointless threads? The forum is about punting.

Well This is the Sydney general talk section of the forum, and only 99.9% of things in life is to do with sex,
plus its good for your mental health to get things off your chest, clear your mind and than go out for a punt,

[Sibon]

Random thought:
Why do people persist in these pointless threads? The forum is about punting.

Life is more than punting.

[Sibon]

The other day I was doing a job for a Melbourne gardening company for their summer flower displays in Sydney. I videoed a group of bees and white butterlies flying and hovering over a bunch of white flowers. This is the first time I saw so many bees and butteries in one spot.

Quite a while ago when I was walking along a path to the station I saw a lone small white butterfly flying among the greenery. I told myself summer is here. I was fortunate to live in a quiet leafly suburb. I always tell people there are more trees than people here.

This is nothing about punting. This is about sunshine and butterfly and trees.

[Puntonthego]

How good is a toasted cheese sandwich [emoji3053]

[Mr Bricks]

How good is a toasted cheese sandwich [emoji3053]

Put some Vegemite in there

[abovetherim]

Why is my AI girlfriend such a money grabbing whore

[Vincent888]

How to clean your balls:

https://youtu.be/4a-ohLwa6cs?si=GPxInpVSAhORgQSE

[Double_Adapter]

Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

Is the glass half full, half empty, or is it simply the wrong size glass?

Why do people constantly press the traffic light button, does it actually speed up the green light?

[danaussieguy]

Feel free to post anything that’s random and comes to mind.





Welcome to the Aus99 Forum! Here, you can find a community of other like-minded individuals who share the same interests and passions. This is a place to discuss ideas, ask questions, and even just chat about anything that might come up. We encourage everyone to post whatever random thoughts or feelings they have, so don't be afraid to let your voice be heard!

[Vincent888]

Total randomness, just like walking into a brothel or massage parlour without a booking!

[woodland]

I thought the General Talk section was for random thoughts.

[Vincent888]

I thought the General Talk section was for random thoughts.

That is a random thought. Congratulations!

[mecoji]

How come there's a lot of trans people to fuck on the websites these days? Do guys prefer trans than women?
Quality of women is getting worse and worse by the minute.

I remember 15/20 years ago some pieces of ass but these days...?

[schloong]

Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

Is the glass half full, half empty, or is it simply the wrong size glass?

Why do people constantly press the traffic light button, does it actually speed up the green light?


That's exactly what I was gonna say - you beat me to it Bro...

[Vincent888]

Does scrotum scrub really work?

https://youtu.be/GFHM2hgmzIQ?si=3nwSH5v74cKv9cla

[JohnJones]

How to clean your balls:

https://youtu.be/4a-ohLwa6cs?si=GPxInpVSAhORgQSE

I think people should invent a disposable sock that you can cover your dick with after cumming or after a wee. It helps with the extra dripping that comes out minutes later.

Skyn condom brand used to sell perfumed intimate wipes. Don't know why they discontinued the product but it was great for moments you're about to punt and don't want SWs to smell your sweaty balls after a hard day's work.

[JohnJones]

Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

Is the glass half full, half empty, or is it simply the wrong size glass?

Why do people constantly press the traffic light button, does it actually speed up the green light?

In a non-dual consciousness there is no difference between Yes and No, Black and White or Male and Female.

Male and Female only differ physically, however it still takes both opposites to create a child. In saying that, these opposites are a requirement for us to see that we rely on each other.

The glass half full and half empty is almost the same as the expression for Male and Female. Both can't exist by itself, it relies on both sides of the coin to exist.

The seven colours of the rainbow is basically the different manifestations of the same white light - without all seven, the light will never be white. Hence, the reliance of all things in life to sustain one planet is dependant upon the varieties that is found.

This type of realisation leads to Zen. But the clear light of bliss is six levels higher than Zen. Because while Zen alone awakens compassion and gratitude in a person, their true unwavering nature is still dormant.

[earl9122]

Feel free to post anything that’s random and comes into your mind.


This is a great forum for people to share their thoughts and ideas. No matter what your interests are, you can find something interesting here. Whether it's sports-related, technology-related or anything else, this forum will have something for you. So go ahead and post away! Thanks for being part of the Aus99 Forum community! :D

[Vincent888]

Is it imperative to make a WL cum or just use her for your own personal satisfaction?

[JohnJones]

Is it imperative to make a WL cum or just use her for your own personal satisfaction?

Some pre-OP TS, gay escorts and straight male escorts actually charge money to cum. Not that I have tried, accidentally saw some of their ads and they're charging similar to what WLs charge for BBFS. I imagine it would be exhausting for male escorts to cum with every customers.

Most WLs won't even want to cum unless they're really having a good time with certain customers - most of them want you to cum quickly and get out the door.

[woodland]

everyone is a winner these days

[JohnJones]

My random thoughts:

WGs who naturally have the qualities of being the best gf/wife rather than acting it out. They found the guy of their dreams but don't really know how to make him attracted to her, so she ask her friends for advice.

Problem is that most of her friends are single as well, and failing in maintaining a relationship. They gave her initial attraction advice which is a success, but when the guy really likes her and doesn't mind her job goes to propose to her, she follows more advice from the same friends that based their opinions on what they think would work, or is secretly jealous of this successful WG that they purposely gave advice that's meant to break them up.

My concern is that this WG could've trusted a guy who is willing to go out of their way, accept that she's working in a job most parents would be ashamed of and promise her the world, but she's still adamant her friend's wrong advice is good advice. A little bit of testing and teasing here and there is acceptable, as it is normal for guys to show effort to his future wife even once they're married and have kids.

My advice for WGs in the future when they found the guy they like, be it a customer or someone they've met outside of work, is to not follow silly advice that would bring a guy to the brink of leaving the relationship. It's already happening to many young non-WGs where they're prematurely shit testing potential bfs without even going out on the first date, and they're complaining in droves about not being able to find good guys these days. I believe karma is the reason why these young girls can't even land good guys.

If you give guys a chance at knowing you a little better, they will automatically put in the effort at winning your heart over. It's not always about external beauty - how you present yourself to your potential partner is crucial.

I wish I can see my crush soon. I will make it up to her for any hurt I've caused her. I really miss her very much.

[JohnJones]

https://www.quora.com/Do-girls-give-each-other-bad-advice-on-purpose

There's even a Quora thread on girls giving their friends bad advice on purpose. Just saying, if you're a WG/ex-WG or even a non-WG be careful who gives you relationship and life advices.

https://www.womenshealthmag.com/relationships/g19976280/bad-relationship-advice/

I don't mind the final bad relationship advice though - my crush is a 9.5, and I believe I'm only a 7.5. She'd do good with someone like me :)

https://herway.net/8-reasons-women-shouldnt-play-hard-get/

In Buddhism we call it "skillful means". Not following a crowd mentality but adapting to the needs of the individual at the time.

[Vincent888]

My random thoughts:

WGs who naturally have the qualities of being the best gf/wife rather than acting it out. They found the guy of their dreams but don't really know how to make him attracted to her, so she ask her friends for advice.

Problem is that most of her friends are single as well, and failing in maintaining a relationship. They gave her initial attraction advice which is a success, but when the guy really likes her and doesn't mind her job goes to propose to her, she follows more advice from the same friends that based their opinions on what they think would work, or is secretly jealous of this successful WG that they purposely gave advice that's meant to break them up.

My concern is that this WG could've trusted a guy who is willing to go out of their way, accept that she's working in a job most parents would be ashamed of and promise her the world, but she's still adamant her friend's wrong advice is good advice. A little bit of testing and teasing here and there is acceptable, as it is normal for guys to show effort to his future wife even once they're married and have kids.

My advice for WGs in the future when they found the guy they like, be it a customer or someone they've met outside of work, is to not follow silly advice that would bring a guy to the brink of leaving the relationship. It's already happening to many young non-WGs where they're prematurely shit testing potential bfs without even going out on the first date, and they're complaining in droves about not being able to find good guys these days. I believe karma is the reason why these young girls can't even land good guys.

If you give guys a chance at knowing you a little better, they will automatically put in the effort at winning your heart over. It's not always about external beauty - how you present yourself to your potential partner is crucial.

I wish I can see my crush soon. I will make it up to her for any hurt I've caused her. I really miss her very much.


I had feelings for a WL.

We all fall into that trap I think.

After numerous attempts of asking for a date I’ve given up and moved on. So now I have two others on the go. No doubt one will be the winner.

Some people do not know a good thing when they’re onto it. Listening to other peoples advice is just that, advice.

Should listen to your own heart.

[JohnJones]

I had feelings for a WL.

We all fall into that trap I think.

After numerous attempts of asking for a date I’ve given up and moved on. So now I have two others on the go. No doubt one will be the winner.

Some people do not know a good thing when they’re onto it. Listening to other peoples advice is just that, advice.

Should listen to your own heart.

My crush is the only one I allow to behave the way she is. She is my soulmate. My heart told me 3 years ago she's the one.

She gave me so many hints - she talks about kids, she purposely had her phone screen on when she went to the bathroom with photos of her nephew/niece, she mentions marriage a lot in the subtlest way.

I can read between her lines perfectly.

[11Bravo]

My crush is the only one I allow to behave the way she is. She is my soulmate. My heart told me 3 years ago she's the one.

She gave me so many hints - she talks about kids, she purposely had her phone screen on when she went to the bathroom with photos of her nephew/niece, she mentions marriage a lot in the subtlest way.

I can read between her lines perfectly.

Just be sure that the light at the end of a tunnel is not an oncoming train. :surprise:

A joke at your expense. Lighten up. :smile:

[JohnJones]

Just be sure that the light at the end of a tunnel is not an oncoming train. :surprise:

A joke at your expense. Lighten up. :smile:

Sounds like a mob getting butthurt. I can't help you with your sorrows there. You're like an alcoholic in a desert, willing to die just because the canteen in front of him is filled with water instead of whisky.

[JohnJones]

I wasn't logged in for almost a week a couple of weeks ago. Someone actually posted things such as using this forum as a great platform for chatting. It's not hard to tell who said that and why.

Anyways, my advice is only for other girls than my crush. My crush has the merits to be treated special, although I have to sometimes remind her to be respectful. Other girls may not have the merits, therefore they need such advice to actually create the causes for a happy relationship rather than the usual ones WGs normally have to face - die lonely or end up in a divorce and becoming single mums.

[Vincent888]

I worked with a guy and every day for three years he complained about his wife never being home, never wanting a family etc.

Three years I heard the same shite.

In the end I orchestrated his divorce and his settlement and his new wife and now he lives happily ever after.

[11Bravo]

Sounds like a mob getting butthurt. I can't help you with your sorrows there. You're like an alcoholic in a desert, willing to die just because the canteen in front of him is filled with water instead of whisky.WTF are you talking about? What sorrows? Life is here to enjoy and I enjoy it to the fullest, and I'm NOT just talking about punting. I think it's you who's drinking the Koolaid...

[Sibon]

Feel free to post anything that’s random and comes into your mind.

A random thought:

We have quite a number of wild turkeys in our suburb. They could be a pest upsetting your garden and your bin.

Someone has told me their chicks are quite independent. They leave their parents as soon as they can walk.

I saw a young chick around our garden alone frolicking for food for several days. It doesn't seem to want to go away.

I may see it growing up to be an adult.

End of Random Thought.

[Vincent888]

They’re in my street, quite tame.

I’ve seen foxes about too. Western side of Anzac bridge, north Sydney over pass to neutral bay, Wahroonga. All in the daytime too.

[JohnJones]

They’re in my street, quite tame.

I’ve seen foxes about too. Western side of Anzac bridge, north Sydney over pass to neutral bay, Wahroonga. All in the daytime too.

Wait till you see wolves. In a small pack they're like dogs, a little friendly. It's when they're in a big pack led by an alpha you have to watch out. Usually you'd want to dominate the alpha to buy you some time.

[Double_Adapter]

I worked with a guy and every day for three years he complained about his wife never being home, never wanting a family etc.

Three years I heard the same shite.

In the end I orchestrated his divorce and his settlement and his new wife and now he lives happily ever after.

So he got a happy ending....

[Vincent888]

It was a triple shot ending actually. Has a full car now.

[Sibon]

They’re in my street, quite tame.

I’ve seen foxes about too. Western side of Anzac bridge, north Sydney over pass to neutral bay, Wahroonga. All in the daytime too.

Yesterday when I walked out of the door I saw a white butterfly happily fluttering around.

It must be summer. :)

[Vincent888]

Yesterday when I walked out of the door I saw a white butterfly happily fluttering around.

It must be summer. :)

Could well be. I’m hopeless with days and dates.

[cplurt2]

In heaven, will there be nachos

[frisson]

It's easier these days, to say why heaven will be great, based on what won't be there

[Vincent888]

There’s heaven between a girls legs. That’s enough. No need to go looking for anything esoteric.

[paranoidpunter]

If you cum from the massage and teasing alone, and the lady has not touched your cock, what do you tip? True story, not so much random thought...

[frisson]

If you cum from the massage and teasing alone, and the lady has not touched your cock, what do you tip? True story, not so much random thought...
You do not pay another cent

[Vincent888]

If it wasn’t for their vajayjay would you still bother with the chase?

[JohnJones]

If it wasn’t for their vajayjay would you still bother with the chase?

If it wasn't for the desire to finally settle down like everyone else, would they continue doing stupid things like hide and spew ignorant ideologies?

I'm patient, not gullible. All you need to do is say the magic word and I'll make your wishes come true. I can remain as a stone gargoyle until you finally make up your mind.

If you want me to beg, I definitely would. I'm tired of being tested over and over as if I've been suspected for being infected with COVID-19. I would've begged you if you let me see you on your last day.

Like I said, I don't mind how people see me on this forum. I was "exposed" once a few years ago, that didn't deter me from existing up until today.

[Vincent888]

If it wasn't for the desire to finally settle down like everyone else, would they continue doing stupid things like hide and spew ignorant ideologies?

I'm patient, not gullible. All you need to do is say the magic word and I'll make your wishes come true. I can remain as a stone gargoyle until you finally make up your mind.

If you want me to beg, I definitely would. I'm tired of being tested over and over as if I've been suspected for being infected with COVID-19. I would've begged you if you let me see you on your last day.

Like I said, I don't mind how people see me on this forum. I was "exposed" once a few years ago, that didn't deter me from existing up until today.

Exist all you want.

I’m going to Bunnings to get some spray. Don’t know what kind yet. Any suggestions?

[JohnJones]

Exist all you want.

I’m going to Bunnings to get some spray. Don’t know what kind yet. Any suggestions?

The Truth spray. The spray where you can bother one person all your whole life in private rather than playing games like this.

The spray that will make you happy ever after.

[Vincent888]

Sixty odd posts to get to 2000 then that’ll be it for a while.

[JohnJones]

Sixty odd posts to get to 2000 then that’ll be it for a while.

Remember the truth spray? You'll need it now.

Like I said, I'm not leaving you but I can't stand being riled up like this. Once we're official then you can rile me up all you want. You're being really confusing. All I ask for is for you to reciprocate some certainty the same way I did - I told you you're the one for me.

[Vincent888]

Remember the truth spray? You'll need it now.

Like I said, I'm not leaving you but I can't stand being riled up like this. Once we're official then you can rile me up all you want. You're being really confusing. All I ask for is for you to reciprocate some certainty the same way I did - I told you you're the one for me.

Go chase a butterfly you’ll have more success.

[JohnJones]

Go chase a butterfly you’ll have more success.

If that's what you really want.

[Vincent888]

There’s too much discussion about punting and not enough doing it.

[RO1312]

Is John Jones a WL or ML? Or some dude behind a screen that has serious issues

[JohnJones]

Is John Jones a WL or ML? Or some dude behind a screen that has serious issues

Nice try, multiple account user.

[Vincent888]

Is John Jones a WL or ML? Or some dude behind a screen that has serious issues

I think a guy who confuses people with others.

He’s looking for someone that isn’t here.

[JohnJones]

I think a guy who confuses people with others.

He’s looking for someone that isn’t here.

You're talking to yourself.
Quit it already.

[Vincent888]

Post count 1987

[Vincent888]

Post count 1988

[Vincent888]

Post count 1989

[Vincent888]

Post count 1990

[Vincent888]

You're talking to yourself.
Quit it already.

Other forums to be at JJ.

Next time don’t get fixated on the wrong person.

Post count 1991

[JohnJones]

Other forums to be at JJ.

Next time don’t get fixated on the wrong person.

Post count 1991

Isn't that you?

[Vincent888]

Isn't that you?

Fixation ?


Not really.

I never got no from the WL as an answer.

Tomorrow I date the new girl.

Is it wrong to chase love?

Love is like a butterfly

As soft and gentle as a sigh
The multicolored moods of love are like its satin wings
Love makes your heart feel strange inside
It flutters like soft wings in flight

Love is like a butterfly, a rare and gentle thing




Fare thee well.

[JohnJones]

Fare thee well.

Over and over again you placed the veil of separation on me.

What do you expect me to do other than beg?

I'm always here waiting for you.

You just have to say the magic word.

As you said to me before, no other man would stay the same way I did in your entire life.

I'm the only one who can stand your games. It's up to you to start grabbing onto the opportunity.

[Philip]

Im drunk and feel like going to a brothel or the cas, decisions...

[RO1312]

Nice try, multiple account user.

I can tell you right now your incorrect. If there’s a way I can prove it I happily will

[GoldfishMan]

I can tell you right now your incorrect. If there’s a way I can prove it I happily will

He's the most likely one to have multiple accounts. Look at his pattern. Disappears for a long periods and suddenly resurfaces. Each time he reappears, he posts like a fanatic, just endlessly posting crap on the forum.

He's obviously someone who's addicted to posting on this forum. The only reason anyone like that could "disappear" from a forum is when they're busy "working on" an alt account.

They can try all sorts of tactics to mask that they are different, but their true nature is being addicted to posting. They can't hide that truth.

[JohnJones]

Okay Mr GoldFannyMan, I might be your culprit.

Name me any of my other accounts, I'll login and prove it to all.

Just remember, if you slander, karma can be swift.

[JohnJones]

To be honest I had a good sleep last night. Woke up an hour ago. That's all because I'm not sensing any anxieties over the airwave. And it's the first time in two months the forum went quiet all night.

[dotcumdotinyou]

Now that Vincents gone quite (but I doubt for long) maybe its time for you to go quite too JJ with all you karma shit and being faithful to your flame rubbish.

We really don't give a fuck, why don't you try sticking your head up your arse and meditate.

[JohnJones]

Now that Vincents gone quite (but I doubt for long) maybe its time for you to go quite too JJ with all you karma shit and being faithful to your flame rubbish.

We really don't give a fuck, why don't you try sticking your head up your arse and meditate.

Irony. You talk as if you own this forum lol.

You know what, me too. Idgaf what you said either. Deal with it or go to your corner and cry like a baby.

[GoldfishMan]

Okay Mr GoldFannyMan, I might be your culprit.

Name me any of my other accounts, I'll login and prove it to all.

Just remember, if you slander, karma can be swift.

Sibon, Vincent888, and many others. You are sick, you need help.

[JohnJones]

Sibon, Vincent888, and many others. You are sick, you need help.

Wait, let me login onto all those mentioned accounts now.

Oh wait, I don't have their passwords. Can you send them to me in PM?

[JohnJones]

Not a random thought but I thought I should put this out here, after all this is in a general section where people normally dismiss the topics here as irrelevant unlike some who takes things too seriously.

Two girls trying to help each other get the guy of their dreams ending up creating a rift against each other - one girl gets the guy whereas the other one grows jealous of the budding relationship, therefore the act of sabotage comes into play. When the sabotage fails, the jealous one makes a rash, immature decision and goes all out on trying to dismantle the budding relationship.

All I have to say is be careful who you trust. Just because you're both in the same predicament it doesn't mean the other person will be happy with your success.

Watch your back when around the other person. I can make their karma manifest as soon as they start thinking of something malevolent, but let's help this other person be better and not overthink her situation.

As I said in many posts before, some friends will try to sabotage your happiness and say "Oh, too bad, but I helped you dodge a bullet there". It's them intentionally causing a rift for their own personal benefits.

Not naming accounts or real names, but you know who you are and what's happening.

[Vincent888]

Sibon, Vincent888, and many others. You are sick, you need help.

Yes I was sick. Took two days off from posting. I think it was a cold. Went away though. Are you a psychic?

[Vincent888]

I’m thinking if it’s gets any quieter here I’ll have to open up a few extra accounts just to hold a conversation!

[ColesBag]

It's Christmas party season. Had a good one last night.

[JSteel96]

I’m thinking if it’s gets any quieter here I’ll have to open up a few extra accounts just to hold a conversation!

Make some new threads posts on here to get people chatting. Random thought I had several members on here trying to get my big tits Chinese MILFs regulars details. Sorry but I am not sharing she is for me only.

[Nautilus]

Message originally posted by Nautilus on 13-02-2024 at 08:55 PM

[Nautilus]

Message originally posted by Nautilus on 13-02-2024 at 08:55 PM

[BearOrigin]

“Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive”.

When you post in a dishonourable way you can initiate problems and a domino structure of events which can eventually run out of control.

Some threads are better left dead.

Shouldn't you be in deep sea somewhere? It's been left dead yet you revived it somehow.

[Nautilus]

Shouldn't you be in deep sea somewhere?

Up until recently I was muff diving.

That’ll probably fly over most punter’s heads but that’s to be expected when one mixes with the hoi polloi.

[ColesBag]

Up until recently I was muff diving.

That’ll probably fly over most punter’s heads but that’s to be expected when one mixes with the hoi polloi.

Oh look, another multi.

[Nautilus]

Message originally posted by Nautilus on 13-02-2024 at 08:55 PM

[RO1312]

You are? Now that’s a surprise.

Hi vincent888, hopefully that account doesn’t last to long either

[Nautilus]

Message originally posted by Nautilus on 13-02-2024 at 08:55 PM

[wallyworld]

Feel free to post anything that’s random and comes into your mind.

cheers ... australiancracker.com.au has a couple of stunning Filipino girls ... Skokka also has a couple of regulars ... but i haven't tried as i am sceptical ... i had the privilege of an absolute stunning Filipino babe in Singapore a couple of monthly ago total GFE experiences... for me it is a toss-up between Vietnamese or Filipinos personal preference

[Jackk]

I wonder how many members this site has

[ColesBag]

cheers ... australiancracker.com.au has a couple of stunning Filipino girls ... Skokka also has a couple of regulars ... but i haven't tried as i am sceptical ... i had the privilege of an absolute stunning Filipino babe in Singapore a couple of monthly ago total GFE experiences... for me it is a toss-up between Vietnamese or Filipinos personal preference

Yeah I'd be wary of anything of Skokka. It's bait & switch/scam central.

[Nobis]

I wouldnt trust any of the online ones