I’d you had to chose just one service - what would it be?

[Ghost2hauntU]

What would you chose?

1. Massage with a happy ending.
2. Lingam massage with cumshot.
3. DFK till you cum.
4. BBBJ with CIM. (No swallow.)
5. Rimming till you cum.
6. You get to fuck a starfish. (Vaginal penetration only).
7. DATY with self heel off. No help from her.
8. Brutal anal only.

Or anything else you have in mind.

Myself I’d either go for fucking the starfish or DFK till cum.

[Vincent888]

Bareback Number 8.

[jedibear]

Bareback number 6

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[Hidden Python]

Couldn’t choose only one, because its a combination of different positions and actions that make a great fuck, otherwise its just a dud,

[frisson]

None of those options are satisfying imho

Otherwise:
Go out with a bang
Let's die with BBFS with HIV/AIDS and hepatitis B
(both are currently incurable and both can be sexually transmitted)

[Double_Adapter]

Bareback numbers 1 to 8

[JSteel96]

Double with full (complete) service from both ladies

Otherwise
Bare back with HIV/AIDS and hepatitis B (both are currently incurable and both can be sexually transmitted)

Bro you should have gone for DATY option 7 less likely to get hep B and hopefully not with a stinky granny pussy:) Maybe you only just catch warts from granny daty?

[frisson]

Bro you should have gone for DATY option 7 less likely to get hep B and hopefully not with a stinky granny pussy:) Maybe you only just catch warts from granny daty?

You run into problems trying to predict if a WL is more or less likely to have a serious STI, age is one factor

Gilf DATY is not high on my preferred list

[Hidden Python]

That’s why it’s covered service all the way and save the BB for when you are not in a relationship with a hooker,

[Ghost2hauntU]

Bareback numbers 1 to 8

Lol cannot. One choice only.

[RLC]

Number 4 will do for me

[ColesBag]

1. Massage with a happy ending.

[l337dude]

No.6 Fuck a starfish, easy choice.

[frisson]

No.6 Fuck a starfish, easy choice.
I don't understand this option. Making love to someone who is not interested?

[Ghost2hauntU]

I don't understand this option. Making love to someone who is not interested?

The way I see it, it’s up to you to ignite her animal urges and make her interested.

[l337dude]

I don't understand this option. Making love to someone who is not interested?

Well, ideally I'd prefer to fuck someone with passion and chemistry, but since it's the only "fucking" option available and given one choice only I'll have to pick that one out of the others, the others are nice bonuses but if I visit a FS shop and paid for FS then doing-the-deed is a "core" part of the session, in other words: I must fuck.

For me sex is the whole definition of punting, FS of course, RnT is a different story...

[frisson]

For me sex is the whole definition of punting, FS of course, RnT is a different story...

Do you mind explaining how you approach the two - RnT vs FS?

[l337dude]

Rnt if I wanted to get a massage and some sensual/erotic "play" time or if I'm too tired to fuck. I rarely visit Rnt these days mostly FS for me.

[Double_Adapter]

Lol cannot. One choice only.

No6 then, but it's gotta be raw. If I hit her right spots ergo A and G, I'll have this starfish squirming like a mermaid in no time.

[woods23]

Number 8 for me. Nothing beats that tightness feeling.

[woodland]

Number 2. although number 8 is also very appealing

[jedibear]

Double with full (complete) service from both ladies

Otherwise:
Bare back with HIV/AIDS and hepatitis B
(both are currently incurable and both can be sexually transmitted)Now why would u want BB with HIV and Hep B...genuinely curious [emoji848]

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[jedibear]

No.6 Fuck a starfish, easy choice.100% and has to be bareback too

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[frisson]

Now why would u want BB with HIV and Hep B...genuinely curious [emoji848]

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Brother. Its all about going hard in life, pedal to the metal

It's two steps to Enlightenment if you are brave

1. Go to YouTube and search 'Charlie Sheen' 'tiger blood'. He ended up in hospital after a drug filled night with pornstars. Not my words, it's in the news report

2. Then read his more recent reflections on stupid male behaviour

https://www.eonline.com/news/1242194/charlie-sheen-reflects-on-his-regrets-10-years-after-tiger-blood-phase

"I was doing way too much testosterone cream," he said. "Trying to keep the old libido up. It metabolizes into basically a 'roid rage. That whole odyssey. That was basically an accidental 'roid rage. But there's some good quotes that came out of it, right? There's a few fun moments. So bizarre, so bizarre, so bizarre."

[Ghost2hauntU]

No.9. CIP. How silly of me I forgot this one.

[l337dude]

Fuck me, that's a no brainer then, give me No.9 any day lol.

[Rdlr84]

7. DATY. Easy choice. It's what I've been doing the last many RnT sessions. It's been the girls jerking me off to finish at the end but wouldnt mind doing that myself. I've plenty experience.

[jedibear]

Fuck me, that's a no brainer then, give me No.9 any day lol.Yeah fuck nothing beats number 9

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[jedibear]

Brother. Its all about going hard in life, pedal to the metal

It's two steps to Enlightenment if you are brave

1. Go to YouTube and search 'Charlie Sheen' 'tiger blood'. He ended up in hospital after a drug filled night with pornstars. Not my words, it's in the news report

2. Then read his more recent reflections on stupid male behaviour

https://www.eonline.com/news/1242194/charlie-sheen-reflects-on-his-regrets-10-years-after-tiger-blood-phase

"I was doing way too much testosterone cream," he said. "Trying to keep the old libido up. It metabolizes into basically a 'roid rage. That whole odyssey. That was basically an accidental 'roid rage. But there's some good quotes that came out of it, right? There's a few fun moments. So bizarre, so bizarre, so bizarre."[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] oh the thrill...

Well if you read some of the threads, it is possible to do that if u believe what is being said about some BB girl...

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[Migala]

It is missing the infamous Dragon tendon massage in your list

[JohnJones]

No.9. CIP. How silly of me I forgot this one.

CIP is good if the girl knows how to perform a Kegel exercise. Otherwise I don't mind CIP or cum outside when doing BBFS.

[JohnJones]

Brother. Its all about going hard in life, pedal to the metal

It's two steps to Enlightenment if you are brave

1. Go to YouTube and search 'Charlie Sheen' 'tiger blood'. He ended up in hospital after a drug filled night with pornstars. Not my words, it's in the news report

2. Then read his more recent reflections on stupid male behaviour

https://www.eonline.com/news/1242194/charlie-sheen-reflects-on-his-regrets-10-years-after-tiger-blood-phase

"I was doing way too much testosterone cream," he said. "Trying to keep the old libido up. It metabolizes into basically a 'roid rage. That whole odyssey. That was basically an accidental 'roid rage. But there's some good quotes that came out of it, right? There's a few fun moments. So bizarre, so bizarre, so bizarre."

Drugs make you do stupid things. It's a boost to your ego, it makes you think you're the king of the world when you're high.

I prefer slow love making or tantric sex anytime.

[Ghost2hauntU]

CIP is good if the girl knows how to perform a Kegel exercise. Otherwise I don't mind CIP or cum outside when doing BBFS.

Shit I don’t think that far. When CIM is an option my cock in that pussy balls deep as Mother Nature has intended.

[Vincent888]

If you had to chose just one service - what would it be?

Telstra. I mean, look how optus performed?

[Ghost2hauntU]

If you had to chose just one service - what would it be?

Telstra. I mean, look how optus performed?

I’m gonna walk to the nearest service centre that has female staff and just flop my meat out on the table.
Let you know how it goes.

[Vincent888]

I’m gonna walk to the nearest service centre that has female staff and just flop my meat out on the table.
Let you know how it goes.

I like the “service centre” inference.

[jedibear]

Pump her up at the servo [emoji6]

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[JohnJones]

I’m gonna walk to the nearest service centre that has female staff and just flop my meat out on the table.
Let you know how it goes.

Interesting. What if she gets out the butcher knife?

[nosytt]

Wild card - Suck on my nipples until I explode

[jedibear]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news.com.au/world/asia/woman-cut-off-her-boyfriends-penis-after-he-threatened-to-leak-their-sex-tapes-when-she-wouldnt-sleep-with-him/news-story/f5692596233d958d8b191647b7942fb0%3famp

Reminds me of this story

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[frisson]

If you had to chose just one service - what would it be?

Telstra. I mean, look how optus performed?
Haha very funny. Talking of telcos, remember the days there used to be mobile phone, phone sex services? Apparently they advertised a number and charged you $5 / minute for a woman to talk dirty to you. Are those services still available?

Vote 1 for anonymous expensive phone sex. The worst thing would be not having the same person to talk to each time, and also imagining the woman on the phone being a 120kg telephonist

[frisson]

If you had to chose just one service - what would it be?

Telstra. I mean, look how optus performed?
Mate you would have suffered if you were on Optus and you weren't able to log on to this site syd99 for an hour

Being on Optus would save most of us from our perpetual ADHD and logging onto aus99
I don't have a business or an ATM machine. I may join Optus

[jedibear]

Mate you would have suffered if you were on Optus and you weren't able to log on to this site syd99 for an hourThat would really set back his goal towards 9999 posts and beyond...

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[frisson]

That would really set back his goal towards 9999 posts and beyond...

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I thought he was retiring after 6969 posts, or 58008 posts

[jedibear]

I thought he was retiring after 6969 postsU rkn? [emoji848]

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[Vincent888]

Haha very funny. Talking of telcos, remember the days there used to be mobile phone, phone sex services? Apparently they advertised a number and charged you $5 / minute for a woman to talk dirty to you. Are those services still available?

Vote 1 for anonymous expensive phone sex. The worst thing would be not having the same person to talk to each time, and also imagining the woman on the phone being a 120kg telephonist


The business model effectively is spend $1 a month on advertising make $1 after all costs.

Extrapolate ad infinitum

[Vincent888]

Mate you would have suffered if you were on Optus and you weren't able to log on to this site syd99 for an hour

Being on Optus would save most of us from our perpetual ADHD and logging onto aus99
I don't have a business or an ATM machine. I may join Optus

I’m covered as I bet both ways now.

[Vincent888]

That would really set back his goal towards 9999 posts and beyond...

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I do stop on certain numbers and have but the temptation is too great and I feel I must post to keep you guys happy.

[frisson]

I’m covered as I bet both ways now.
I am not biting

[frisson]

I do stop on certain numbers and have but the temptation is too great and I feel I must post to keep you guys happy.
Keep up the banter. Whether you are fact or fiction, some here live vicariously through you, I'm sure. The strip joint story was funny. Were the ladies nice company?