Names you or others call your Penis.

[Vincent888]

Go forth and ejaculate the name given to your pecker by yourself or the girls you punt.

[jedibear]

Lol srsly...do u guys really name your cocks?

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[Vincent888]

It’s a genuine question, just like all the other threads here. This thread might be a dismal failure as what I’m asking could be too personal?

Just like airing dirty laundry this thread might be deemed too close for comfort.

[jedibear]

Lol...the Chinese MLs call it the "little brother" as thats the euphemism in their language..

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[Vincent888]

I would have thought they’d call it “Big Boss”. As it makes all the decisions doesn’t it?

[jedibear]

Yes that would definitely be more appropriate.

A mate of mine who stayed a virgin until he was in his mid 30s did actually name his wang...but that was a different story altogether..

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[JohnJones]

"Boov" is what we call our penis in my language. With a quick Google search you will never figure it out because it is not officially in our dictionary.

[JohnJones]

Accidentally found this Wikipedia page:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammary_intercourse

And it actually has a detailed picture on the page lmfao

[jedibear]

"Boov" is what we call our penis in my language. With a quick Google search you will never figure it out because it is not officially in our dictionary.Mongol?

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[JohnJones]

Mongol?

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Could be, if you think of pastries as dicks.

You just gave me a hint there on something 😏 let's keep it between us

[ReginaldBubbles]

This wl called mine Vincent the other day and when I asked why she said "Because it's a massive dick."

[JSteel96]

lol what a question my regular asian lady calls it the sausage. If its not working chop it off :)

[Vincent888]

This wl called mine Vincent the other day and when I asked why she said "Because it's a massive dick."

Well that can be taken two ways.

Both are correct.

[Vincent888]

lol what a question my regular asian lady calls it the sausage. If its not working chop it off :)

Just be careful there are no sharp implements around, except for yours of course.

[JohnJones]

Also found this by chance:

https://www.reddit.com/r/mongolia/comments/u1vnia/survey_mongolian_men_how_big_are_your_dicks/?rdt=52149

Someone here would've known by now 😉

[1inchguy]

Lol srsly...do u guys really name your cocks?

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I call mine Princess fiona

[Vincent888]

Ok if I was to call mine a name it’d be Percy.

Percy the Penis.

I can just imagine telling a WL to “come here and give Percy the love he needs” or something as equally seductive as that.

The WL telling other WLs “he calls his dick Percy” or “ just be careful girls, Percy spits”!

[Ghost2hauntU]

Go forth and ejaculate the name given to your pecker by yourself or the girls you punt.

You serious? all right then:

1. Sir Harry Hardon ( the biggest prick on campus) - was its title during my tertiary studies and college debauchery at the University of Queensland St Lucia during 1993-97.

2. Big Brother - few Korean WLs called it this over the years.

3. Cum Eel - one slut called it after I drenched her.

4. The Jizzblaster from Down Under

[JSteel96]

Just be careful there are no sharp implements around, except for yours of course.

ha ha she always joking chop it and cook it :)

[frisson]

ha ha she always joking chop it and cook it :)

Not quite the same, but Lorena Bobbitt was famous for separating her husband from his manhood with a knife
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

[Vincent888]

ha ha she always joking chop it and cook it :)

Then gobble it up and eat it.

I’d be careful nodding off around that one.

[Vincent888]

You serious? all right then:

1. Sir Harry Hardon ( the biggest prick on campus) - was its title during my tertiary studies and college debauchery at the University of Queensland St Lucia during 1993-97.

2. Big Brother - few Korean WLs called it this over the years.

3. Cum Eel - one slut called it after I drenched her.

4. The Jizzblaster from Down Under

Some apt classics.

Sir Harry Hardon aka Harpoon Harry.

[Daffy]

Ex wife used to call it Mr. Snuffleupagus

I always liked Russell the love muscle

[ReginaldBubbles]

Well that can be taken two ways.

Both are correct.

She does enjoy a double entendre.

[frisson]

I don't feel right giving it a name. It has its own identity and a mind of it's own. You don't give a force of nature a corny name, unless your dick is a cyclone, and you are a meteorologist

Also, surely the word c_ck is a verb not a noun

[Vincent888]

She does enjoy a double entendre.

The WL’s I know are not grammatically correct.
Hence a lot of what I txt or say to them is thrown out with the tissues and any used prophylactics.

You must punt a different kettle of fish.

[Vincent888]

Also, surely the word c_ck is a verb not a noun

It depends on the punter doesn’t it?

Is he a soft cock?

Is he punting half cocked?

Is he a cocker?

Is he fully cocked?

Is he a cock head?

[Kopiu09]

mine is "little bro"

[Migala]

Mine would be one inch man

[ReginaldBubbles]

The WL’s I know are not grammatically correct.
Hence a lot of what I txt or say to them is thrown out with the tissues and any used prophylactics.

You must punt a different kettle of fish.

Well since it was a made up story to begin with, let's just say she's a university lecturer in English literature who works an extra job on the side for the extra cash.

[Hidden Python]

I’ve personally never given a nickname to my penis, but I have had a exgirlfriend call it her lollipop

[Vincent888]

Well since it was a made up story to begin with, let's just say she's a university lecturer in English literature who works an extra job on the side for the extra cash.

That’s a pretty in-depth supposition. My problem is most WL’s do not recognise a joke when they hear or read it.

It’s like preaching to the deaf.

[Vincent888]

I can just imagine writing up an after review with your penis name included.

Percy was very happy, he had found a home at the bottom of a hairy bush…

[Daffy]

I can just imagine writing up an after review with your penis name included.

Percy was very happy, he had found a home at the bottom of a hairy bush…
Unless she was pre-op, then Percy would meet a new friend Harry in the secret garden before visiting the magic cave

[Double_Adapter]

Vinnie could write a book on the adventures of Percy. And there's gotta be a chapter where Percy stumbles on a portal that leads to a chocolate factory.

[Daffy]

Percy: The lord of the Rings

[Double_Adapter]

Percy lord of the rings and the two towers

[expert]

I call mine Ariana

[Daffy]

Percy lord of the rings and the two towers don’t forget about Percy’s noble companions Slutwise, Meriacock and Pimpin as the travel to Whoredor to destroy the cockring.

Might even meet Arahorn, Lego-ass and Gimpy. And we can’t forget Arsewen the All-night star and the HorseLords

[Ghost2hauntU]

I just remember back in Highschool I used to say “I gotta go siphon the anaconda..”

[Sibon]

Go forth and ejaculate the name given to your pecker by yourself or the girls you punt.

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

[JohnJones]

I had a friend who calls his "Pork Sword".

Imagine a light sabre that emits ham.

[Ghost2hauntU]

Russel, the love muscle.
My protein injection.
Big bird