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Olddog
01-02-2024, 03:16 PM
This?
Local residents asking what's going on with Police, Ambulance and helicopter landing...
Turns out someone has had a "medical episode" (read heart attack) in that what i know is the local massage joint, now closed for a few days.
A hundred questions go thru my mind.
Did he get to blow a load before the ambo
arrive?
Can you cum too hard and bust a blood vessel?
I wonder if the ML at least put his jocks back on?
What do the cops tell the missus?

11Bravo
01-02-2024, 08:56 PM
What do the cops tell the missus?He died in the saddle...

ryanpumper
01-02-2024, 09:22 PM
RIP to the fallen soldier..he’s off to the land of the never ending Punt, where the towels are always clean and FS is less than $120 all the time.

trampslikeus55
01-02-2024, 10:12 PM
This?
Local residents asking what's going on with Police, Ambulance and helicopter landing...
Turns out someone has had a "medical episode" (read heart attack) in that what i know is the local massage joint, now closed for a few days.
A hundred questions go thru my mind.
Did he get to blow a load before the ambo
arrive?
Can you cum too hard and bust a blood vessel?
I wonder if the ML at least put his jocks back on?
What do the cops tell the missus?
Not common but not uncommon. Happened at small shop in Revesby maybe last year. ML just thought he was asleep. Apparent heart attack. RIP 🙏

GoldfishMan
01-02-2024, 11:25 PM
An interesting fact. Sometimes death can result in a permanent and "perfect" erection in men. It's called rigor erectus, and apparently it is most likely to happen when death comes swiftly. Here's a link:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection?wprov=sfla1

Imagine if that happened when you're in a brothel or MP. Anyone and everyone would think you probably had the happiest ending ever!

keebab
02-02-2024, 12:04 AM
RIP to a fellow punter. Should have had a smile on his face though.

Stubbies4Lyf
02-02-2024, 01:04 AM
What a way to go

Sibon
02-02-2024, 12:33 PM
What a way to go

Best way to go. Between the legs of a ML.

T1ooo
02-02-2024, 05:20 PM
Aweee fallen soilder,

The French call cumming the little death

andrewv
02-02-2024, 09:14 PM
This story reminds me of another. Many years ago, there was a massage place called SPOILERS on Willoughby Road, Crows Nest.

One time I walked up the stairs to be met by the receptionist who said, “very sorry, but we have a problem now and we’re asking clients to leave and call back in a couple of hours.”

So I turned around and started walking down the stairs to leave, only to be met by two ambulance paramedics who were climbing up with a stretcher and their big bags.

Across the road there was a fish and chips shop, so I decided to walk across to have something to eat and burn time till I can go back. Within 15 minutes, I could see the stretcher coming out of the narrow door and into the waiting ambulance.

A gentleman was laid on the stretcher! Everyone around (several men) at the fish shop looked on and started clapping 👏

In those days, early-mid 1990s, most massage places had mainly Aussie (western) girls working and probably only 1 in 10 were Asian. Also, the price you paid included the girls going nude right from the start of the session and HE was standard in the price. In fact, I cannot remember any bookings that were less than an hour.