Let’s invent a ⭐️ star rating for massage shops and brothels

[andrewv]

We all know the star rating system used for hotels.
For example, a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ [5 stars] hotel would have luxury quality rooms, at least one pool, 24 hour room service, gym, spa, etc.

On the other hand, a customer doesn’t expect much from a ⭐️⭐️⭐️ hotel other than a low price per night.

We could establish a ⭐️ rating system for massage shops and brothels too. Especially related to the quality of the rooms, how clean, size, if rooms have showers, if walls go all the way up, noise insulation, and overall quality of staff.

How about it, fellow punters?!

[scorpio85]

You'd need to average all the categories to get an overall rating, e.g.
Value for money
Facilities
Quality of girls
Customer service
Etc.
And also a clear indicator of what is a RnT with extras and what is an outright brothel (though this would be obvious to regulars) because very different experiences.

[woodland]

we just need Trustpilot for brothels and escorts

[BearOrigin]

Michelin star for brothels might work.

The Michelin star ratings for restaurants were created so that Michelin could sell more tyres to customers from their travel mileage to the highly rated establishments.

It could work for brothels and massage shops, make the punters wear out their tyres more so that they can fix their tyres and punt during the wait.

[madness123]

It can work if we agree on the best first snd give it 5 stars then we can work backwards. Also different categories will attract different criteria.
Ill kick off with Ginza Empire as 5 stars for FS and Vitality Charm 5 stars for R&T.

[Kiki kong]

We all know the star rating system used for hotels.
For example, a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ [5 stars] hotel would have luxury quality rooms, at least one pool, 24 hour room service, gym, spa, etc.

On the other hand, a customer doesn’t expect much from a ⭐️⭐️⭐️ hotel other than a low price per night.

We could establish a ⭐️ rating system for massage shops and brothels too. Especially related to the quality of the rooms, how clean, size, if rooms have showers, if walls go all the way up, noise insulation, and overall quality of staff.

How about it, fellow punters?!

I think this would be great. Although how would you avoid false votes or skewing the rating system?

[OnOnOnOn]

This would just be rating the premises and staff right? Since the different ML/WL would provided to much variation in quality.

[andrewv]

It’s possible to average the categories and criteria. After all, some 5⭐️ hotels have water views while others don’t.

I suggest we give the facilities 30% of the value and the girl and her service 70%. Although I suspect that great girls will want to work in the nicer facilities. For example, when rooms have showers the chance of girls being clean is higher and a punter will not be sucking a body part that has not been washed after the previous punter left minutes earlier!!!

[anonymouspunter]

Theres only about 5 good places so im not sure its worth it

[andrewv]

Theres only about 5 good places so im not sure its worth it

Which are the places you’d give 5⭐️ to?

And which ones worth only 3⭐️ or less?

[scrim57]

The only star rating is girls looks and services. I'll fuck anywhere

[Double_Adapter]

Michelin star for brothels might work.

The Michelin star ratings for restaurants were created so that Michelin could sell more tyres to customers from their travel mileage to the highly rated establishments.

It could work for brothels and massage shops, make the punters wear out their tyres more so that they can fix their tyres and punt during the wait.

Michelin stars? yeah nah, more like Sagami Stars

[Double_Adapter]

The only star rating is girls looks and services. I'll fuck anywhere

A man with a distinguished palate

[BearOrigin]

Michelin stars? yeah nah, more like Sagami Stars

That's another level of rating there. 5 star means that the girl can make you go through 5 condoms in a single session.

[woodland]

punters also need to be rated.

[Sammael]

punters also need to be rated.

Who is to rate them?

[BearOrigin]

punters also need to be rated.

Rated by? Smallest dick, obedient, cums prematurely and tips big will get 5 stars easily.

[ColesBag]

Most would be a 3.