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Sibon
21-02-2024, 02:43 PM
Once I happened to sit on the couch near the entrance of a massage parlour I could see that almost every punter that walked in was called "Handsome." by the MLs as if that is the only vacabulary the MLs has acquired in the English colleges they went to. The punters smiled at them and seemed to be pleased with it. :)

BearOrigin
21-02-2024, 02:54 PM
Imagine a shop where WLs are rude like HK girls - they call you ugly, make fun of your dick size and ask you every 10 seconds during sex "Are you done yet?!"

Double_Adapter
21-02-2024, 03:49 PM
Too big, Too much. but never Too handsome

OnOnOnOn
21-02-2024, 03:56 PM
The usual honeyed words. Handsome. So strong. Nice skin. So big.

DanDan88
21-02-2024, 04:04 PM
I got all those compliments today from Pearl at 331 🤣

carmen farquis
21-02-2024, 06:05 PM
At least they don't call them cute, or boy

Sammael
22-02-2024, 12:17 AM
Too big, too much power! Vely healthy dahling!

Timeis629
22-02-2024, 11:15 AM
I was told by an ML she kept thinking about me as if puzzled “old, but fit, not handsome” - I saw her about 12 times - comments were on the last occasion - but comments were not the reason for being the last.

rooter
22-02-2024, 12:28 PM
Japanese girls sometimes tell me I am "kakkoi", which is funny because I am the opposite of "kakkoi" - not even close.
But hey, I appreciate the gesture. We are all suckers for a compliment from a pretty young thing.

AHLUNGOR
22-02-2024, 01:32 PM
No difference from being a sales person in clothing, cosmetics or luxury items, praising your customers is part of customer services .

Or, simply by being friendly and polite.

Cheers

funkyvs90
22-02-2024, 01:51 PM
Especially Asian ML/WL - Too big, Too hornby. Very Big. Very handsome

BearOrigin
22-02-2024, 02:01 PM
Especially Asian ML/WL - Too big, Too hornby. Very Big. Very handsome

Too Hornsby? Maybe she prefers Wahroonga, Waitara or Normanhurst instead.

John_Diaz
22-02-2024, 02:13 PM
Japanese girls sometimes tell me I am "kakkoi", which is funny because I am the opposite of "kakkoi" - not even close.
But hey, I appreciate the gesture. We are all suckers for a compliment from a pretty young thing.

It is probably the appeal bro, regardless the look.

Johny77
22-02-2024, 03:11 PM
I wouldn’t read too much into it. After all, Albo was described as ‘handsome boy’, the last time he was in China.

GoldfishMan
22-02-2024, 07:24 PM
I wouldn’t read too much into it. After all, Albo was described as ‘handsome boy’, the last time he was in China.

Nah, you've got tinted glasses on, mate.

For all his faults, he is quite easy on the eyes. Would you prefer Scomo or *gasp* Dutton in terms of looks?
Or Malcolm? Tony?? Howard??? FMD, everytime I see his face I'm reminded of Scrooge McDuck!

Or would you have preferred Mr. Shorten? I swear he's a Martian in disguise, look at the size of his forehead!

Come on, admit it, in terms of PMs, Albo has been as good as it gets in the looks department for us!

Sendmetheacti
22-02-2024, 07:29 PM
Once I happened to sit on the couch near the entrance of a massage parlour I could see that almost every punter that walked in was called "Handsome." by the MLs as if that is the only vacabulary the MLs has acquired in the English colleges they went to. The punters smiled at them and seemed to be pleased with it. :)

I've had "Maybe i marry you!" and "Ohhhh very good cockk"

woodland
22-02-2024, 09:51 PM
Once I happened to sit on the couch near the entrance of a massage parlour I could see that almost every punter that walked in was called "Handsome." by the MLs as if that is the only vacabulary the MLs has acquired in the English colleges they went to. The punters smiled at them and seemed to be pleased with it. :)

Lots of useless posts, but every now and then a gem.
Of course, you made this whole scenario up.

Massagecreep
22-02-2024, 10:15 PM
I wouldn’t read too much into it. After all, Albo was described as ‘handsome boy’, the last time he was in China.

Was Albo recognised by a retired ML in China? He was divorced and single for a few years 😉

GoldfishMan
23-02-2024, 01:34 AM
I'll admit, I've never been called handsome by the MLs.

They become speechless, awestruck by my suaveness that they just melt in my arms when I meet them.

Bakergeoff
23-02-2024, 06:53 AM
I took a mate to visit a massage shop that I had been going to and he wasn't offered extras by the ML.

Could be an indirect way of saying it I guess?

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schloong
23-02-2024, 06:57 AM
I'll admit, I've never been called handsome by the MLs.

They become speechless, awestruck by my suaveness that they just melt in my arms when I meet them.

And then you wake up LOL...

Timeis629
23-02-2024, 08:50 AM
I had one ML who said I had a very nice looking cock - took me by surprise - guess she was right.

justforfun2023
23-02-2024, 08:55 AM
They always amazed at my body because I bodybuild and ask if I go gym , always without fail every time I meet a new ml I get asked this.

Double_Adapter
23-02-2024, 08:58 AM
I had one ML who said I had a very nice looking cock - took me by surprise - guess she was right.

Your cock must look like Brad Pitt

Sibon
23-02-2024, 09:17 AM
Lots of useless posts, but every now and then a gem.
Of course, you made this whole scenario up.

What you do with a "useful" post?

Do you marinate it, fry it or bake it? :)

I don't have any inspiration or enlightenment for you regarding:

"How I find a good ML and marry her?" :)

Twister
23-02-2024, 11:09 AM
They always amazed at my body because I bodybuild and ask if I go gym , always without fail every time I meet a new ml I get asked this.

Same Same. After a while you ignore it as a throw away remark. If anything you realise that the BS you tell them must come off the same way. I tell them “no, I don’t go, that it’s from all the punting, that’s how I got the abs babe, let me show you!”

yunglean
23-02-2024, 12:01 PM
My last ML said my cock was "small size" :(

thelastdance
23-02-2024, 03:37 PM
Once I happened to sit on the couch near the entrance of a massage parlour I could see that almost every punter that walked in was called "Handsome." by the MLs as if that is the only vacabulary the MLs has acquired in the English colleges they went to. The punters smiled at them and seemed to be pleased with it. :)


Question: How do you know when she is lying?

Answer: Whenever she opens her mouth

11Bravo
23-02-2024, 04:59 PM
Once I happened to sit on the couch near the entrance of a massage parlour I could see that almost every punter that walked in was called "Handsome." by the MLs as if that is the only vacabulary the MLs has acquired in the English colleges they went to. The punters smiled at them and seemed to be pleased with it. :)Hey, they have to call you something, might as well be "Handsome" ("Baby" also seems to be very popular). But let's be real: in the heat of passion, you really want her calling out the wrong name? Would certainly kill MY mood if she whispered "Oh, "Ten" in my ear..."

BearOrigin
23-02-2024, 06:26 PM
What you do with a "useful" post?

Do you marinate it, fry it or bake it? :)

I don't have any inspiration or enlightenment for you regarding:

"How I find a good ML and marry her?" :)

A useful post can be recycled by shops to promote new girls.

Jeaso
29-02-2024, 02:51 PM
I had one ML who said I had a very nice looking cock - took me by surprise - guess she was right.

Haha same here, but that only happened once.. which to me was also a surprise to hear tbh.. like what even is that?
Been called handsome by a few MLs though always from Asian ethnicity, and often the ones that can barely speak English.. so take that with a grain of salt

rooter
29-02-2024, 05:18 PM
A WL told me I was a "playboy" the other day. I thought that was pretty funny.
It is such a 1970s type of word :)

asiafever
29-02-2024, 05:40 PM
I'll admit, I've never been called handsome by the MLs.

They become speechless, awestruck by my suaveness that they just melt in my arms when I meet them.

I have this problem, right.

Whenever a girl massages me, she'll fall into this trance-like state and won't come out of it for weeks. Doctors have a name for this condition, you know what it is?




Love....

GoldfishMan
29-02-2024, 06:51 PM
I have this problem, right.

Whenever a girl massages me, she'll fall into this trance-like state and won't come out of it for weeks. Doctors have a name for this condition, you know what it is?




Love....

Tell me about it. Sometimes I have to give them a few light slaps on the face, "snap out of it, woman, all I want is a good massage!" I say.

Jackk
01-03-2024, 06:46 AM
I have this problem, right.

Whenever a girl massages me, she'll fall into this trance-like state and won't come out of it for weeks. Doctors have a name for this condition, you know what it is?




Love....

Best post.... you so clever

11Bravo
01-03-2024, 07:05 AM
A WL told me I was a "playboy" the other day. I thought that was pretty funny.
It is such a 1970s type of word :)

Dating myself, back in ancient times, 3 decades ago, in BKK, they'd say: He "butterfly", no "helicopter", NO, he "sky lab"...

schloong
02-03-2024, 04:48 AM
Question: How do you know when she is lying?

Answer: Whenever she opens her mouth

Yeah - I always use this line when discussing Politicians...

Jackk
02-03-2024, 02:06 PM
Yeah - I always use this line when discussing Politicians...
This is what say about drug addicts

Jackk
02-03-2024, 02:10 PM
Question: How do you know when she is lying?

Answer: Whenever she opens her mouth

This is what i allways say about Drug addicts

RO1312
02-03-2024, 02:22 PM
I don’t get told I’m handsome

I do get told I’m skinny but big down there. Would happen 9/10 times. Maybe it just looks bigger on a smaller frame