Would you rather fuck Taylor Swift or Nigella Lawson

[andrewv]

If it were my choice, I would rather bang Nigella Lawson any day of week, way ahead of Taylor Swift.

Long ago, one of the London papers had an article saying how some men wank while they watch Nigella Lawson cooking on TV.

Which of the two women you'd rather spend a night in bed with.

[andrewv]

109940 Nigella Lawson is hot in bed......

[BearOrigin]

Taylor Swift of course

[SmithChips]

If it were my choice, I would rather bang Nigella Lawson any day of week, way ahead of Taylor Swift.

Long ago, one of the London papers had an article saying how some men wank while they watch Nigella Lawson cooking on TV.

Which of the two women you'd rather spend a night in bed with.

That's hard to believe you'd fuck a 60 year old MILF!

[JJBlows]

I will go with Nigella, cum in her mouth and then she goes and cooks you made feed.

[tezzaman18]

That's hard to believe you'd fuck a 60 year old MILF!

Nigella Lawson is 64 years old. At her age group she would pretty much be Top of her Class . And she has dropped a bit of weight recently.


Quite unfair to compare as Nigella would have been one hell of a hot chick at the same age as Taylor Swift currently is - 34 years old

[ReginaldBubbles]

Nigella Lawson is 64 years old. At her age group she would pretty much be Top of her Class . And she has dropped a bit of weight recently.


Quite unfair to compare as Nigella would have been one hell of a hot chick at the same age as Taylor Swift currently is - 34 years old

At 34 Taylor is already a milf on this site and already too old for many here, so Nigella must must be a gilf! She’s older than me but I’d go Nigella cos she’d be more fun I reckon.

[ReginaldBubbles]

Very weird comparison though

[andrewv]

Go watch Nigel’s cooking on YouTube and you’ll see how seductive she is. I don’t know, but I feel Taylor Swift might be cold in bed.

[Jackk]

Never heard of nigella Lawson

[675r]

Nigella was driving me mad 20 years ago while watching her cooking shows - I bet she was a good fuck back then.

[schloong]

Nigella for me - she is HOTTT!

[GoldfishMan]

Very weird comparison though

It's clickbait on a sex forum thread, lol...

Imagine if the thread title said "Who would you fuck, Nigella or Oprah?". Nobody's gonna click on it.

[Soton]

Checked out now

[max_power]

Nigella for sure. Nothing beats a thick white MILF

[andrewv]

It's clickbait on a sex forum thread, lol...

Imagine if the thread title said "Who would you fuck, Nigella or Oprah?". Nobody's gonna click on it.

Well, @GoldfishMan, given you're such an expert on all manners of forums and their purpose (this one is called "General Talk").... you didn't have to click, and certainly didn't have to comment about your expert opinion of what makes a thread clickbait or not. However, feel free to visit any time you wish, regardless of whether you post anything that interests others or not. Bye now.

[GoldfishMan]

Well, @GoldfishMan, given you're such an expert on all manners of forums and their purpose (this one is called "General Talk").... you didn't have to click, and certainly didn't have to comment about your expert opinion of what makes a thread clickbait or not. However, feel free to visit any time you wish, regardless of whether you post anything that interests others or not. Bye now.

Oh yeah, this is general talk section, everything goes here. Except of course, if someone criticizes your own thread. Ooohh then that's a no-no....

[andrewv]

Oh yeah, this is general talk section, everything goes here. Except of course, if someone criticizes your own thread. Ooohh then that's a no-no....

😂😂 I’m laughing because I’ve started this thread and you walked right into it. You called it clickbait but you clicked. See the irony?! Of course not. 😂😂😂😂😂

[Jackk]

It's funny I see it

[sleepy57]

Janice Petersen sbs news reader would be my milf to go for .At 45 shes in her prime.

[rooter]

Nigella at 34 or even at 44 beats Taylor at 34.
Nigella at 62. Nah. Taylor wins. But I would just do Taylor for bragging rights. She is not all that hot, I would rather do Olivia Rodrigo, Doja Cat, Dua Lipa, Bebe Rexa, Tate McRae, Ariana Grande etc etc

[lymp]

Nigella at 34 or even at 44 beats Taylor at 34.
Nigella at 62. Nah. Taylor wins. But I would just do Taylor for bragging rights. She is not all that hot, I would rather do Olivia Rodrigo, Doja Cat, Tate McRae, Ariana Grande etc etc


+ this, it’s a good point. Not into the milf scene so gotta be Taylor.

[wallyworld]

If it were my choice, I would rather bang Nigella Lawson any day of week, way ahead of Taylor Swift.

Long ago, one of the London papers had an article saying how some men wank while they watch Nigella Lawson cooking on TV.

Which of the two women you'd rather spend a night in bed with.

hands down nigella lawson ... i get hard on just watching n listening ... tidy MILF ... good suggestion jerking off while watching will have to remember that next time.

[Rdlr84]

I'd do Taylor. Nigella would have been the pick 15 years younger.

[bigeasy]

Why not both. Although personally I've always had a soft spot for Sandra Sully on Ch10.

[TheBigChungus]

Nigella, been watching her since I was a kid (cook ofc), we’lol probably make sweet sweet love and then at midnight go to the fridge and whip up a quick snack.

Taylor would just write a song about me :/ and the swifties would start a witch hunt.

Not really a hard choice tbh.

[themort]

Do you want to be the subject of Tay-Tay's latest album or take a crack at this hottie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I&pp=ygUSbmlnZWxsYSBnZXRzIGRpcnR5

[rooter]

I think almost everyone on this Forum is a straight man. And most of those middle aged men.
So Swift is not talking to us. We don't get her.
But for girls aged 8 to 28 she is a Goddess and a Guru.
I am sure when Elvis came along the old Bing Crosby fans thought he was shit and when Bob Dylan came along the old Elvis fans thought he was shit and when Michael Jackson came along the old Bob Dylan fans thought he was shit and on it goes.
I just look at it this way. If Taylor Swift was in a porno getting gang banged by 5 black guys would I jerk off to it?
Answer is yes.
What does this post mean? I have no idea.

[TheBigChungus]

I think almost everyone on this Forum is a straight man. And most of those middle aged men.
So Swift is not talking to us. We don't get her.
But for girls aged 8 to 28 she is a Goddess and a Guru.
I am sure when Elvis came along the old Bing Crosby fans thought he was shit and when Bob Dylan came along the old Elvis fans thought he was shit and when Michael Jackson came along the old Bob Dylan fans thought he was shit and on it goes.
I just look at it this way. If Taylor Swift was in a porno getting gang banged by 5 black guys would I jerk off to it?
Answer is yes.
What does this post mean? I have no idea.

Hmm but I thought the red pill bros said men would rather sleep with a young girl who is a 5 over an older woman who is a 10.

[rooter]

I think almost everyone on this Forum is a straight man. And most of those middle aged men.
So Swift is not talking to us. We don't get her.
But for girls aged 8 to 28 she is a Goddess and a Guru.
I am sure when Elvis came along the old Bing Crosby fans thought he was shit and when Bob Dylan came along the old Elvis fans thought he was shit and when Michael Jackson came along the old Bob Dylan fans thought he was shit and on it goes.
I just look at it this way. If Taylor Swift was in a porno getting gang banged by 5 black guys would I jerk off to it?
Answer is yes.
What does this post mean? I have no idea.

Would i jerk off to Bob Dylan getting gang banged by 5 black guys? No.
Would I jerk off to Elvis getting gang banged by 5 black guys?. No.
Would I jerk off to Bing Crosby getting gang banged by 5 black guys? Yes! Fuck yes! Bing was a sexy man :)