Worst punts and worst compliments !! COME ON BROS!!

[mkko2]

let us discuss the worst punts in our lives!!!

mine was a fat ugly chinese biatch in her late 30s early 40s... fat stomach... lazy... talked shit all the time... ended up not wanting sex at all... disgusting biatch

[CunningLinguist]

- Young massage girl dripping blood on me, she should have been on her rags.
- WL who asked for more money once we got started after we had agreed on everything, I sent her out and got a replacement.
- Time nazi Mamasan ringing the bell early on me before I came, and the girl actually having to leave the room.
- Taking a risk and getting an Escort sent to my Hotel room in Melbourne, she was so ugly I said I wanted greek so she would go away.
- A number of starfish punts.

[jellyshots]

My worst compliment was. You so good looking but you look like my nephew. WTF! At least she waited until AFTER I blew my load...

[Escort]

This is the worst compliment I have ever heard from one popular wl.

"祝福你生生世世不可能遇到也没有真爱会发生在你身上！
你从我身上拿到的快感快乐我要你还！
你会痛苦的活着
希望你每一口呼吸都可以感受到撕心裂肺的痛苦
你的孩子也要替你还
你玩过多少女人，她就会给多少男人玩！“

Ahlungor, please help to transalate in English lol.

[AHLUNGOR]

This is the worst compliment I have ever heard from one popular wl.

"祝福你生生世世不可能遇到也没有真爱会发生在你身上！
你从我身上拿到的快感快乐我要你还！
你会痛苦的活着
希望你每一口呼吸都可以感受到撕心裂肺的痛苦
你的孩子也要替你还
你玩过多少女人，她就会给多少男人玩！“

Ahlungor, please help to transalate in English lol.

Nothing wrong with google translate on this occasion:

This is a really bad curse anyway:


"Bless you life after life impossible encountered no true love will happen to you!
The pleasure you get from me is happy I want you to also!
You will live in pain
I hope you can feel every breath piercing pain
Your child will be repaying for your sins.....
How many women you have played, she will be played by that many men! '

You won't want to wish that upon your worst enemy !!

Terrible !!

[Kirito]

Lol I wonder what Escort did to deserve that?

[Escort]

Lol I wonder what Escort did to deserve that?

I wonder, too.

[mkko2]

My worst compliment was. You so good looking but you look like my nephew. WTF! At least she waited until AFTER I blew my load...

oh ha ha... she fucked a guy resembling her nephew

[sei]

I was responsible for a bad punt..

It was an outcall...long booking, late late late at night, long day, tired, he was talking and I was lying on his chest listening...then fell asleep...woke up at the end of the booking and he had disappeared to watch tv...

It was the last time I saw him and I don't blame him!

[sei]

Escort, that was horrible! I hope you did not do anything to warrant her saying that. Go and find some good karma quick!

[Escort]

It's so funny.
Why people would rather think I have done sth bad to her than she did?
I was astonished when I got it.

[mkko2]

I was responsible for a bad punt..

It was an outcall...long booking, late late late at night, long day, tired, he was talking and I was lying on his chest listening...then fell asleep...woke up at the end of the booking and he had disappeared to watch tv...

It was the last time I saw him and I don't blame him!

are you a call girl sei?

[Max Impact]

One of my most interesting happened this year.

We were in the shower and I rubbed at her pussy and felt something like a bump so I withdrew my hand. But 5 seconds later I though that I need to know whats going on so I went back there and felt a string. I said' Do you have your period ?" and she said "Yes, I forgot". So I exited the shower and gave her a rubbish bag, thinking she would take it out and stay in the shower.

No, she turned the shower off, took out the tampon, put it in the bag and came to bed.

Anyway, after I DATY'd and fucked her....

[jellyshots]

Wow Max, now that's damn hard to top...

[Max Impact]

I didn't have a red face but there were red condoms.

[IExperiment]

One of my most interesting happened this year.

We were in the shower and I rubbed at her pussy and felt something like a bump so I withdrew my hand. But 5 seconds later I though that I need to know whats going on so I went back there and felt a string. I said' Do you have your period ?" and she said "Yes, I forgot". So I exited the shower and gave her a rubbish bag, thinking she would take it out and stay in the shower.

No, she turned the shower off, took out the tampon, put it in the bag and came to bed.

Anyway, after I DATY'd and fucked her....

You animal Maxie.

[action_hunter]

Max I don't think anyone will be able to top that one. Take it you never saw her again I hope.

[Littlewonder]

Its a long time since I had a bad punt furtunately, I don't remember most of the bad ones though I do remember my first punt it was a shocker.

I had no idea how to go about it there were no forums in those days and even if there were I did not plan it anyway it was off the cuff event.

I was as horny as hell hadnt had sex for a couple of year went to a seminar at Kings Cross for work, walking back to the station this street worker said to me want a woman I said no kept walking but went around the block and came back.

We went up these steps to a dark dungy room she took me down the hall to the shower, I returned she lay on the bed pants off top pulled up legs spread and was she uglyand fat and her belly had all these stretch marks and rolls of loose skin hanging from her, straight on with the condom wam bam thank you mam and I was out of there all in about 10 minutes.

Thats it how could I do that no more working ladies for me. Well I couldn't get it out of my mind and I thought there have got to be better looking and nicer woman than this.

After about 6 weeks and some research I finally went for another punt better prepared and a nice worman yes I was hooked.

[spitzer]

Karma strikes ME HARD
Was having a chuckle at some of the disaster stories, and very proud that all my recent sessions have been very satisfactory to say the least. Then today for some unknown reason I tried something random, well it was a good place at the turn of the century which is when I was last there.....That was then..... today shook me to the core;

Why did I stay in the first place? Cannot answer that.

Why did I stay 40 minutes? Cannot answer that either.
I was driving and pulled overdid a quick search of the area and saw 2 Roberts Street Rozelle, ahh great I remember this place (was a massage/fs shop)... rang, asked if busy, got told 2 ladies are on, asked prcie and confirmed bbbj was included. "yes, they will do for you"...

Great rocked on in and was asked for the money," May I see the ladies please ?"

1st up was an Apache Indian loking Chinese lady, not the type from the movies keeping the wigwam warm, this is the type that has eaten all her welfare money at MacDonalds then fucked truckers on the interstate for drinking money. "Hello" I say, "can you tell me if your are a bbbj technician, do u enjoy giving them because that is what I would like today" ..

" Oh yes yes no problem"

Ok asked for the money again... Oh sorry I thought there were 2ladies... Don't u want me?... (keeping my options open) maybe a double... She looks at me suspicious and calls her friend. The friend was tall and butt ugly, she may have just woken up at Dr Frankensteins table.. I may have shreeked a little.. "No No No I said I'll see Little running Water Carries Ugly Gene please" ...
She comes in, strips off and I notice her nipples are bright pink or red, NO JOKE it looked like Hannibal had sown them on... I later discovered the colour was a tatoo, the worst choice of tatoo in history... Of course I lay down and began to receive the most un-erotic, least sensual bbbj imaginable. I cant go into my emotions and thoughts for the next 35 minutes but walking out of there was a great feeling.....
Please close this thread... It sucks (badly)

[wilisno]

Karma strikes ME HARD
Was having a chuckle at some of the disaster stories, and very proud that all my recent sessions have been very satisfactory to say the least. Then today for some unknown reason I tried something random, well it was a good place at the turn of the century which is when I was last there.....That was then..... today shook me to the core;

Why did I stay in the first place? Cannot answer that.

Why did I stay 40 minutes? Cannot answer that either.
I was driving and pulled overdid a quick search of the area and saw 2 Roberts Street Rozelle, ahh great I remember this place (was a massage/fs shop)... rang, asked if busy, got told 2 ladies are on, asked prcie and confirmed bbbj was included. "yes, they will do for you"...

Great rocked on in and was asked for the money," May I see the ladies please ?"

1st up was an Apache Indian loking Chinese lady, not the type from the movies keeping the wigwam warm, this is the type that has eaten all her welfare money at MacDonalds then fucked truckers on the interstate for drinking money. "Hello" I say, "can you tell me if your are a bbbj technician, do u enjoy giving them because that is what I would like today" ..

" Oh yes yes no problem"

Ok asked for the money again... Oh sorry I thought there were 2ladies... Don't u want me?... (keeping my options open) maybe a double... She looks at me suspicious and calls her friend. The friend was tall and butt ugly, she may have just woken up at Dr Frankensteins table.. I may have shreeked a little.. "No No No I said I'll see Little running Water Carries Ugly Gene please" ...
She comes in, strips off and I notice her nipples are bright pink or red, NO JOKE it looked like Hannibal had sown them on... I later discovered the colour was a tatoo, the worst choice of tatoo in history... Of course I lay down and began to receive the most un-erotic, least sensual bbbj imaginable. I cant go into my emotions and thoughts for the next 35 minutes but walking out of there was a great feeling.....
Please close this thread... It sucks (badly)

You're a very adventurous dude, brother !

[guailo]

Worst punt ever was in HK before the 1997 takeover. Had this Cantonese speaking chick. Lovely face and body, allegedly some bloody model and aspiring actress. Paid some goddamn awful lot of money. Remembered - no shower together, no DFK, no GFE, no DATY, nothing. Gave very brief CBJ. Pulled me on top. Complained it hurt and pulled a bloody face. How was I to get her wet when I was not allowed to do anything? She ended up using lube. Finally got it in. I was not bursting to come as she did such a lousy job starting the whole thing. I was banging away at this shit of a star fish with her half hearted moans etc. At one point she as she was pretending to moan, she was looking at her stupid fingernails! Pissed me off. I held off coming and gave her a long hard pounding. She complained it was taking too long, painful etc and the expression on her face was not pleasant. Told her I had time left and I intend to use every single minute of it. I remember she said some shit in Cantonese that I could not understand. Must have cursed me and my future generations.

[CunningLinguist]

Worst punt ever was in HK before the 1997 takeover. Had this Cantonese speaking chick. Lovely face and body, allegedly some bloody model and aspiring actress. Paid some goddamn awful lot of money. Remembered - no shower together, no DFK, no GFE, no DATY, nothing. Gave very brief CBJ. Pulled me on top. Complained it hurt and pulled a bloody face. How was I to get her wet when I was not allowed to do anything? She ended up using lube. Finally got it in. I was not bursting to come as she did such a lousy job starting the whole thing. I was banging away at this shit of a star fish with her half hearted moans etc. At one point she as she was pretending to moan, she was looking at her stupid fingernails! Pissed me off. I held off coming and gave her a long hard pounding. She complained it was taking too long, painful etc and the expression on her face was not pleasant. Told her I had time left and I intend to use every single minute of it. I remember she said some shit in Cantonese that I could not understand. Must have cursed me and my future generations.

Thats terrible, sometimes the worst punts are the most expensive and with the most physically attractive, and vice- versa.

[Littlewonder]

The second worst punt I have ever had was with a young and the prettiest girl I have ever been with. Unfortunately you need more than good looks to have a good punt so lesson learnt now I look for girls I connect with looks are not that important.

I am sure you have all been with this type of girl she might not say it but, how lucky are you to be with me, I am so beautiful, dont touch that dont lick that dont kiss no daty, havent you come yet, you come good I shower now good by.

What a waste of money. unfortunately it was probably the most expensive punt I have ever had as well. Turned me off so called up market private wl.

[Colourwolf69]

First punt and the worst one! After a long tired day, had a bottle of red wine and decided to call an escort agency.....too drunk to recall the name of the agency..... Texted for a "beautiful Jap girl" and was promised 100% made in Japan! When the she arrives......... a fat chinese lady who can not speak Japanese as she was born in Oz......then i found Syd99..............

[rooter]

This is not really a bad punt but more of a funny one.
It happened last year and it was a booking with a brand new TMC girl.
I had a room in a 5 star hotel in the city and it was the Japanese girl's first ever booking in Australia, and maybe her first ever booking, and definitely her first ever Western guy, and she had just arrived from Japan and spoke hardly any English - so she was pretty nervous as you can imagine!
Anyway the session went surprisingly well and we fucked like crazy for nearly 2 hours and we both came several times and were just lying down holding each other and chilling out.
Then suddenly the Fire Alarm starts going off and the announcement comes on to evacuate the building.
The dude with the deep voice is saying something like "this is not a drill, evacuate the building now"
The girl was totally confused and worried and me being the cheeky fucker that I am said to her in broken Japanese " we have been busted for having too much sex - we are in big trouble"
It's slack I know, and very poor form, but it was worth it just to see the expression on the poor girls face - she was totally shocked and terrified.
Anyway I soon realised the error of my ways and told her the truth - that we weren't busted for too much sex, but that in fact we were going to be burnt to death.
She suddenly became very relaxed - I guess japanese are used to disasters with all the earthquakes and tsunamis and stuff they always get.
It's still funny to me that this girl was happier to be incinerated to death than to be busted for having too much sex.
Anyway we quickly got half dressed and charged down the fire escape - to make things worse I had booked a room on the highest floor to impress the girl and she was wearing impossibly high porno heels, so I ended up carrying her Arnie/Stallone/Willis style down 30 something flights of stairs -just what you need after fucking for two hours and having jelly legs!
Crazy fucking day!!!

[cmk76]

Worst Punts to Date…

Sourced from wikitionary, but modified with examples of my own…
Adjective: worst
superlative form of bad: most bad

Most inferior; doing the least good.
I think putting oil on a burn is the worst thing you can do because I haven’t taken my undies off yet…

Most unfavorable.
That's the worst news I've had all day. That she doesn’t offer bbbj because of a toothache…

Most harmful or severe.
The worst storm we had last winter knocked down our power lines. So I can’t see who or what I’m rooting in the dark…

Most ill.
I'm feeling really ill — the worst I've felt all week, after realizing I had just unloaded inside a transexual…

Used with the definite article and an implied noun: something that is worst.
None of these photographs of me are good, but this one is definitely the worst, since I haven’t waxed my balls yet…

So, my definition of worst would be least good and unfavorable. I have included my top 10 to date, 1 being the most of all the most…

10. Most Unfavourable
Kiwi lass @ some brothel in Dunedin – wes efter a messege wuth heppy indung but the weether und her body dudn’t do too much to keep my duck hard, ay? $150 - $200 an hour?

9. Most Unfavourable
Yuri @81a Willoughby – she went to sleep after 1 minute of bbbj, 3 minutes of sex, last minute of cleaning in an hour session. Laid next to her to watch her close her eyes, so I did the same. $280 an hour…

8. Most Unfavourable, Inferior
Monica @ TP64 – serviced me according to her instruction manual dictated. Literally wham, bam, thank you maam… Discounted rate of $75 for half an hour.

7. Most Unfavourable, Inferior
Korean princess @ 5 Gerald Street, Marrickville – hot, tone, smooth body all over, legs clamped shut when I started venturing south! Laid there motionless with a beautiful scorn on her face… $250 for an hour

6. Most Severe, Unfavourable, Inferior
Very tall glamorous brunette @ The Penthouse – had her fingers clamped on the base of the condom when I was doing her from behind. Was paranoid about me whipping it off to attempt bbfs… $300 - $350 an hour?

5. Most Severe, Unfavourable, Inferior
Prissy blonde pocket rocket @ Gateway Club, Petersham – body looked absolutely hot, but no groping, fondling, touching allowed… anywhere! Only missionary available $280 - $350 an hour?

4. Most Severe, Unfavourable, Inferior
Another prissy blonde pocket rocket @ The Site, Granville – prior to daty, she produces a dam… now I know what latex tastes like… $280 - $300 an hour

3. Most Ill, Severe, Unfavourable, Inferior
Jenny @ 77 Enmore (before Minx/Penny’s took over) – after completion of the deed, just realised that it was a transexual who had serviced me… $150 an hour?

2. Most Ill, Severe, Unfavourable, Inferior
Aussie Granny/MISHF (Mother I Shouldn’t Have Fucked) @ Casablanca – She was ‘civil’ in the introduction. Paid my money and further negotiations inside room…
Me: Do you offer natural french?
MISHF: Get fucked! I’m not sucking any cock bare back! Who knows what the fuck the cock has?
Assuming she was referring to my cock. Was too afraid to leave the room… $250 - $280 for an hour?

Drumroll...please...

1. Most Ill, Severe, Unfavourable, Inferior
Granny @ 238 Annandale – bbbj was sufficient to get my fix, but had to keep my eyes closed as I spotted some grey pubes and numerous saggy, stretchy bits… $60 for an hour

[macuser]

nice reply there!

mine was Moran from MOC

[Gucci2012]

nice reply there!

mine was Moran from MOC

You say she's your worst punt and then you recommend her to another punter in the thread started by bro polytocin??? I disagree with you I think Moran was good.

[Sextus]

This is not really a bad punt but more of a funny one.
It happened last year and it was a booking with a brand new TMC girl.
I had a room in a 5 star hotel in the city and it was the Japanese girl's first ever booking in Australia, and maybe her first ever booking, and definitely her first ever Western guy, and she had just arrived from Japan and spoke hardly any English - so she was pretty nervous as you can imagine!
Anyway the session went surprisingly well and we fucked like crazy for nearly 2 hours and we both came several times and were just lying down holding each other and chilling out.
Then suddenly the Fire Alarm starts going off and the announcement comes on to evacuate the building.
The dude with the deep voice is saying something like "this is not a drill, evacuate the building now"
The girl was totally confused and worried and me being the cheeky fucker that I am said to her in broken Japanese " we have been busted for having too much sex - we are in big trouble"
It's slack I know, and very poor form, but it was worth it just to see the expression on the poor girls face - she was totally shocked and terrified.
Anyway I soon realised the error of my ways and told her the truth - that we weren't busted for too much sex, but that in fact we were going to be burnt to death.
She suddenly became very relaxed - I guess japanese are used to disasters with all the earthquakes and tsunamis and stuff they always get.
It's still funny to me that this girl was happier to be incinerated to death than to be busted for having too much sex.
Anyway we quickly got half dressed and charged down the fire escape - to make things worse I had booked a room on the highest floor to impress the girl and she was wearing impossibly high porno heels, so I ended up carrying her Arnie/Stallone/Willis style down 30 something flights of stairs -just what you need after fucking for two hours and having jelly legs!
Crazy fucking day!!!

That is really funny that you should mischievously deceive that poor naive girl. I love doing that with ingenues myself, it makes you feel warm and loving towards them because of their very cute naivety. I've known it, and even been in mutual love because of that, and other things.

"Busted for having too much sex!" And she believed it - that is so sweet and naive!

This is a great story, and deserves more response from an often unjustly unresponsive forum. I mean, carrying a girl in killer heels chivalrously down 30 flights of stairs - who can match that? And yes, didn't Bruce Willis really do that in one of the Die Hards?

What I am worried about however, is a bit of sub-text to all this. You, Rooter, have never had a dud punt, and so can only offer on this dud punt thread a great punt with a funny twist?

No clearer example exists of someone that knows how to avoid the possibility of them, ie, getting what you pay for. It is a fact, at least with Asian ladies - as expensive private caucs are a bit notorious for still delivering dud punts - that you just can't seem to go wrong on a diet of Brand Girls, with maybe some high class discount slumming at Ginza thrown into that rarefied mix.

But just as in US they have bussed the American Society of Gastronomes to a McDonalds for the purpose of greater social integration, you, Rooter - to better identify and empathise with the common punter on this forum who has had a "wealth" of dud punts in their tally and memory - need to experience at least one of them yourself.

So guys, can you nominate an existing really dud punt girl in a $160 shop in Sydney that I can send Rooter to for his own psychological health? Some unco-operative harridan? One, for example, that won't let you touch her tits, or who deliberately performs bj crouched between your legs so that no-one except Mr Fantastic from the Fantastic Four could manage to touch any part of her body while she is at it? Or covers her body in tissues in case any of your come lands on it? Or who ups and leaves the room suddenly without explanation? (Speaking from experience here, obviously.)

Even half an hour with one of these girls is too long, 45 minutes much worse, and 60 minutes, pure torture.

But Rooter, most, if not all of the punters on this forum have been through this, and you owe it to us, your forum brothers with whom you interact on a daily basis, to know better what lies in our souls. I know you'll say you don't owe us anything, but that won't make it true, for we give our time to each other so generously already. I'd happily pay for your experience, but a big part of these experiences is the knowledge that it is you, yourself, that have not only experienced it, but have actually paid to experience it. It will be bad for you - but mate, it will also be good for you.