Things That Spoil The "Moment"

[Mr Crash and Burn]

Following on from a few recent threads, I thought I would put this out their for all Bro's to comment on your experiences;

For mine, the most frustrating, spoiling the moment situation comes when their is a lot of foreplay, things are getting really hot, you are both turned on , you are as hard as a rock.....and then she reaches for that medicated wipe and puts it over your cock and it is freezing cold....AHHHHHH!!!! :cry:

[Charlie123]

Cumming in her mouth after bbbj - she pulls horrible face and runs to the sink to spit before youve had an opportunity to savour the moment...

Similarly, wanking on ML/WLs tits she starts hollering and reaching for the kleenex before youve even finished cumming

Finally, cbj and she stops for a moment to wipe her gob and spit saliva into a tissue ... Hate that

[Steven Seagal]

A working lady named Jess telling me "I don't think you can get your wee-wee up!"

Steven

[Mr Crash and Burn]

A working lady named Jess telling me "I don't think you can get your wee-wee up!"

Steven ROFL...which pace did your Jess work at?

[hotwheels1072]

Getting a nice wristy or blowjob and as soon as you start to come....she stops!!
I friggen hate that!...:(

[slarty]

Girl starts the happy ending at a massage shop, poor technique and after about 30 seconds either
- looks at the clock or
- says 'you coming soon, time almost finish'

[Max Impact]

When you are pumping away and and think "Wow this girl is REALLY wet!!". Pull out and there is blood everywhere. If it hasn't happened to you yet it will.

[mannykay]

This might be a little strange, but I don't like it when the lady watches me getting money out of my wallet.

[AHLUNGOR]

When you are pumping away and and think "Wow this girl is REALLY wet!!". Pull out and there is blood everywhere. If it hasn't happened to you yet it will.

just hope that you had a dom on and not doing it bare back!!

[Flyerr221]

I hate the wipers. One girl at 22 Brodie was giving me a CBJ and went through half a box of tissues. Suck, wipe, spit, suck, wipe, wipe, wipe, suck.

WTF are you doing woman !!!!!!!

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[AHLUNGOR]

I hate the wipers. One girl at 22 Brodie was giving me a CBJ and went through half a box of tissues. Suck, wipe, spit, suck, wipe, wipe, wipe, suck.

WTF are you doing woman !!!!!!!

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She should be trained by Yamada san for the arts and skills on:

DDDDTBBBJCIMscotSW

Cheers

[Travelmate]

just hope that you had a dom on and not doing it bare back!!

WFT,,, i do not even want to think about this!

[Flyerr221]

Last year I went to a shop in Bondi Junction called Malene Thai Massage. It's a MILF shop with a B2B + HJ all inclusive price.

I was taking one for the team and was appointed a hefalump MILF. Said MILF got her gear off from the get go and could not speak a word of english. She climbed on my back and was pushing down hard on my spine. She was a big girl and I could sense trouble. Further up to the ribs and "crack" I felt a pop and a sharp pain. The slut tore my rib cartilage ! Jesus f**king Christ it hurt for weeks. She was pretty shocked that she broke me. Being a trooper however I stayed for the HJ. LOL

Um, that spoiled the moment !

[AHLUNGOR]

She should be trained by Yamada san for the arts and skills on:

DDDDTBBBJCIMscotSW

Cheers

Sorry, that was on my iphone earlier, here are the full treatments:

Deep
Dragon
Drill
Deep
Throat
Bare
Back
Blow
Job
Cum
In
Mouth
Show
Cum
On
Tongue
Swallowing

Haha, scot - I just made that up, you like??

[Charlie123]

Dont know why, I hate seeing other customers in the store - a couple of months ago i was waiting in 501 for one of my fave MLs, then i see her walk out of the rooms with her arm around some wrinkly old ancient dude ... Made me feel ill.. Boner killer, i couldnt cum that session and stopped seeing her regularly after that..

[AHLUNGOR]

Dont know why, I hate seeing other customers in the store - a couple of months ago i was waiting in 501 for one of my fave MLs, then i see her walk out of the rooms with her arm around some wrinkly old ancient dude ... Made me feel ill.. Boner killer, i couldnt cum that session and stopped seeing her regularly after that..

haha, brother Charlie, we have so much in common!!

I absolutely hated it if i saw the WL or ML i am about to see with her previous client knowing full well what just happened inside the room, it doesnt matter she has shower ( say in 5 star) and will shower with me again and i can wash her!!

Worst still for a massage shop where the ML doesnt shower between clients. Thats why for those ML i really like, i always want the first booking of the day ..... Its just me.

Of course, thats not always possible, so when i made the booking, if i know the ML has a booking before mine, i will purposely arrive a bit later just so i wont run into her earlier client!!!

Knowing is one thing, see her and her other Man is something i cant take......lol


Cheers

[slarty]

Charlie and Ahlungor,

I agree with your thoughts on seeing a WL/ML with another punter. I reckon this has to do with the punting experience is you are renting the girl to 'be your girlfriend' for a short time. Anything that destroys this illusion sucks. Can be anything from seeing another punter, hearing her laugh with him at the end of a previous session, the girl hurrying you up because another punter is waiting. The list goes on.

I also reckon a working girl should never admit to having a boyfriend- bad for business :). Funnily enough I have found that if a ML admits she has a bf or husband she's not trying to put you off. It's more likely she is comfortable around you. Just my 2c.

[Travelmate]

I know what you mean, but for me I hate seeing another punter with my ML. I dont mind if they are in the shop seeing someone else, but not the one I am about to see.
The thing is though, I will happily share details about the ML I have seen to everyone here, I just dont want to see it.

There is some common ground!

[AHLUNGOR]

Charlie and Ahlungor,

I agree with your thoughts on seeing a WL/ML with another punter. I reckon this has to do with the punting experience is you are renting the girl to 'be your girlfriend' for a short time. Anything that destroys this illusion sucks. Can be anything from seeing another punter, hearing her laugh with him at the end of a previous session, the girl hurrying you up because another punter is waiting. The list goes on.

I also reckon a working girl should never admit to having a boyfriend- bad for business :). Funnily enough I have found that if a ML admits she has a bf or husband she's not trying to put you off. It's more likely she is comfortable around you. Just my 2c.


Haha brother slarty,

In regards to WL/ML bf, i have a standard speech which i say to all girls when i see them for the first time and this is how it starts:

When i have my hands on her naked (usually big) tits the first time: your tits are so big, so beautiful, and so on........your boyfriend is a very lucky man!!!!! If she is older or a Milf: your husband is a very lucky man!!!!

And the conversations continues when i play more with the tits, whether there is a bf or husband who cares, it only matters if the tits are real and big to play......lol

My two cents too

[Alexlim]

Dont know why, I hate seeing other customers in the store - a couple of months ago i was waiting in 501 for one of my fave MLs, then i see her walk out of the rooms with her arm around some wrinkly old ancient dude ... Made me feel ill.. Boner killer, i couldnt cum that session and stopped seeing her regularly after that..

Even if I don't have much experince in massage shop, I agree with you.

I really don't like to see my favour with another, especilly I don't wanna wait at lobby when they have to work with another in the room ... :burn: My bad luck I always see if I came late ... :cry:

However, it's normal that many bro like the same girl. If the the girls are not pretty much or cuteless why we wanna go to see her:smile:

[Flyerr221]

Yes ! It burns me up to arrive at my appointment to see my project Thai girl only to be told that she is running late and is with a customer and that I should come back in 20 mins !

[Alexlim]

Yes ! It burns me up to arrive at my appointment to see my project Thai girl only to be told that she is running late and is with a customer and that I should come back in 20 mins !

You are lucky bro, my case I had to wait more than 1 hour because the customer before me extend 1 hour more, that time I had to wait from 4.30 - 6.30! I promise myself and her I will not go there on Saturday anymore.

[IExperiment]

Yes ! It burns me up to arrive at my appointment to see my project Thai girl only to be told that she is running late and is with a customer and that I should come back in 20 mins !

Yes she is getting a good pounding from another punter :) get that in your head and she like it :)

[AHLUNGOR]

You are lucky bro, my case I had to wait more than 1 hour because the customer before me extend 1 hour more, that time I had to wait from 4.30 - 6.30! I promise myself and her I will not go there on Saturday anymore.

Very seldom I will wait for a WL or ML for more than 10-15 minutes, popular girls running late happens all the time, and I definitely won't want to see who is she with before me, it would definitely kill the mood.

My longest wait was for Milo at 5 Star on her first day back to work coming back from Singapore and I just can't wait to see her and taste her freshness, that was more than an hour and it turned out it was a misunderstand between her and the shop and she was not coming at all. But I went back the next day, got my first booking and it was worth IT !! That's a special situation and I won't put up with most other girls, I will just go somewhere else.

Just like Yum Cha, I rather not eat or go somewhere else if I have to wait like 30 min (haha, but knowing a few of the owners and managers in some restaurants usually put me at the top of the waiting list.......lol).........it's just me.

Cheers

[Max Impact]

I can think of a time that something spoilt the situation. My mate referred me to a great young ABC at Elizabeth St Waterloo. So I duly booked herf for 3pm and told him I had and thanked him for the tip.

When I arrived at 245pm I was asked to wait as she was busy. The waiting room was so close to the room she was in I could hear her moans as she was being pounded. I endured this until 315pm and wanted to walk but kept in there.

Finally, they finished and the door opened. What possessed my friend to go and see her just before me, knowing I was going? I couldn't believe it. I have since asked him this question many times.

I was so pissed off in my session that I wasn't in the mood no matter how hard the girl tried. It didn't help that as school was just out, a local kid on his way home thought it would be funny to throw a coke bottle up the stairs and yell "Sucky sucky sucky" just at the point that my limp dick was being sucked. The ensuing vacuuming of broken glass just added to the moment.
My friend has tried hard to redeem himself many times since but I still can't believe he did it.

[belial]

Finally, they finished and the door opened. What possessed my friend to go and see her just before me, knowing I was going? I couldn't believe it. I have since asked him this question many times.

Hahahaha you got his sloppy seconds. What a cheeky bastard.

[Mr Crash and Burn]

Yes Flyerr, especially when its your project girl and it was Mr C and B cutting your grass!!

[Mr Crash and Burn]

The other "mood kiler" is when you are so horny, even to the point of hsving a boner at work because you have done all your intel and are going to see a young hottie tonight. So you ring up to make a booking and she doesn't work there anymore! FUCK! And to give you the double whammy, you fallback girl who you see regulrly on wed is off on holidays.

Time to reconsider what to do before the Blues smash Ahlungors cane toads.

[Flyerr221]

Yes she is getting a good pounding from another punter :) get that in your head and she like it :)

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Yes Flyerr, especially when its your project girl and it was Mr C and B cutting your grass!!

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[Steven Seagal]

Howdy all,

There are a few other things that spoil the moment. They include

Time wasters who do everything in slow motion and talk non-stop. Also, when you go into the shower she says stuff like "Take your time darling."

WL's who spend half the session telling you their "I don't do this " list.

WL's who promise you a passionate time in the intro and become robots in the room.

WL's who look DD cup with their clothes on and look, without a bra, like boys with flat chests.

WL's who make everything an 'extra'. Want a kiss? That will cost an extra $20.

ML's who massage hard, don't know what they are doing and leave you incapacitated .

WL's who keep asking me "Are you finished yet!"

WL's who tell me "You remind me of my Dad!"

Gob wipers who wipe their mouth every 3.5 seconds.

Finally, WL's who, when I kiss them I know exactly what they had for lunch and it was garlic prawns!

See ya'll soon.

Until that time friends...until that time.

Steven

[asiafever]

Worst one for me was seeing the tampon string dangling out. That was a real fucking mood killer.
The lady who's fake moans are so fake you actually know her rhythm. "Ooh... ooh...mmm..... ooh...ooh... mmm".
The owner who won't shut up talking to her girls through the door while they're trying to finish you off.

[Steven Seagal]

Howdy again folks,

I forgot to mention:

No matter how gentle and respectful I am I get "That hurts! or "I don't like that!"

WL's that you actually have to ask them to take all their clothes off.

WL's who tell you to have a shower, leave, and there is no shower in the room!

WL's who insult me with false flattery e.g "You are so handsome and you are so big!"

WL's who insist on putting the dom on and fumble around so much my wee-wee goes to sleep.

WL's who spend the whole session telling me what cunts their boyfriends are.

WL's who ask if I have any drugs on me.

WL's who deliberately hurt my wee-wee with a toothy blow job so that I will ask them to quit.

The old 'bait and switch' in the massage parlour where in the entry and and lying down in the table I see a young hottie and at roll over time discover an old hag!

Mamasans who lie to me and they know that I know they are bullshitting!

WL's who keep asking "Are you having a good time?" When she is well aware the situation sucks.

Steven

[jadeofsydney]

Punters who fart when you are giving a bj.

Punters who ask for "natural sex" or make comments like "imagine how much better this would feel without the condom".

[Steven Seagal]

I think what you are describing constitutes a 'bad day at the office'

I don't think the WL is looking for 'the moment'. 'The moment' is what the punter is paying for.

Steven

[Drudeboy]

ML's who take the money for an hour and then finish all in 45 minutes, then get pissed off that you insist on the other 15 and give you a shit massage. Also (same one!) ML's who take money for a nude finish then only go topless because they are on their period! Bit of upfront honesty never goes astray!! Bad punt this week [rant over]

Other mood killers...[actually rant not really over, here's a list of choice ones from the last few years or so...]

ML's with a vice like grip who nearly cripple your tool and leave you sore for days after (even if they use half an oil well during the hj)

The old get you worked up and then 'I don't do that - other girl might help' routine (seems to be a Brisbane specialty that one!)

Chewing gum during the session - hey I'm paying so pay attention to the job at hand!

WL's who take an hour booking promise f/s followed by a massage then leave you on the table when the doorbell goes to give another punter 'short time' then return like nothing is astray...

Ml/WL's who talk about their father in the session - really I'm not interested in your daddy issues!

WL's who complain about how hard the last punter banged them when it's time to get out of business...

WL's who try to make you cum during the BJ to get out of having to use energy to fuck!

ML's who want to 'rent' your spare room in exchange for private massages at home, then let it slip that the b/f will be moving in too [no way was I letting that happen!]

Sharp fingernails during hj

ML/WL's who start to give you a grilling about job/salary etc and gossip about it around the shop ... nothing worse than getting 'sized up' when it should be about maximum pleasure [Mainland Chinese & Koreans seem to be the worst offenders here!]

[CunningLinguist]

Punters who fart when you are giving a bj.


That sucks!

[CunningLinguist]

Getting a phone call from the gestapo when you have just come out of the shower and you are waiting for your WL to come in ...

[mj00]

I don't like it when the lady watches me getting money out of my wallet.

Nope, I don't like that either. I feel like they're carefully eyeing my wallet to see how much they can milk me for.

[Oneonone]

The working lady talking to another client on the phone while your trying to get your rocks off!

[Steven Seagal]

Another?

WL's who complain "It hurts" when you haven't even done anything yet.

Seagal