Has anyone tried to make their dick longer ?

[CunningLinguist]

I have read/seen a few ways to do this, but this one takes the cake:
From this article: (http://www.livescience.com/4489-penis-myths-debunked.html)

the Topamina of Brazil encourage poisonous snakes to bite their penises to get a size boost that lasts six months.

[Divine]

I think that penis enlargement might just be swelling, as side effect of the venom? I wouldn't risk getting bitten by venomous snakes...

[rooter]

There is no scientifically proven method to increase the size of your dick.
All the ads for pills, exercises etc are frauds - dont waste your money.
The only sure way is surgery but the increase is minimal, and it only increases the size when it's on the slack which is totally useless (unless you want to impress the guys in the locker room) and of course all surgery is risky - you might end up with a dick that is just 1 inch longer on the slack and you can't get it up !!

Just live with what you've got - unless you've got a micro penis which is very rare chances are you are in the normal range and can satisfy most women. And if a girl thinks it's not big enough - find another girl; it's not like there is a shortage of them !
And if you are punting (and especially with Asian WLs) it's actually probably an advantage to NOT be big - I never heard of a punter being turned away for being too small !
If you are big you have to be careful you don't hurt the girl, negotiate different positions, always be on the look out to make sure the girl is OK, not go too hard or all the way in etc and all these things diminish your enjoyment and pleasure.
Whereas if you are small or average you can just relax and go for it without any worries and have a great time !

[jellyshots]

If you cup your hand around the base and squeeze really hard then pull towards the tip for 90 days, your dick will lengthen and get thinner. That way, when you next see your favourite ML or WL, they can chat to the other girls and say, "Hey, THAT customer is back." "Which customer?" "The tight-fisted wanker!" :haha:

[Travelmate]

Why do we need to do this?

I cannot see any benefit.

My 2 cents

[Sextus]

I've already discovered the painless, risk free way to having a bigger cock:

fuck a tiny woman!

(eg. 533's Angela.)

I'm not joking, with tiny 45kg Angela riding me, the visuals convinced me I'd been re-born as an LA porn star!

[Max Impact]

If you tie your dick to a door and then slam it shut that should work.

[CunningLinguist]

Looks like no one has tried it, me either!
I have read stuff that says girls prefer width to length, but when it comes down to it "it's in the way that you use it" that matters.
Just in case anyone was wondering, no I don't have a small dick.

[jazzlau90]

Haha man, that sounds fishy already... Wouldn't trust that even if my life depended on it.

[grant]

If you tie your dick to a door and then slam it shut that should work.

Fuck, no one listen to this man, I think he's one of those trolls ACA was telling me about.

[rooter]

it is a great idea for those with a small cock - they can then live to expectations of a long cock - such as one from mong kok

You are back again bro!
You never give up ;).
Let's see how long you last this time?
$100 says you won't make it to 60 posts before you get banned again.
Good luck !!

[bfe]

I have a micropenis, I tried Jelqing but there was nothing to jelq... For this reason, I devoted my life to punting.