Collection of New Threads started by brother Cunninglinguist

[AHLUNGOR]

Brother Cunninglinguist has been very entertaining ever since he joined the forum, starting new threads almost daily to stimulate our thought and he is the equivalent of "Today Tonight at AUS99" or "A Current AUS99 Affairs" and some of them would not be out of place if put alongside: The "60 AUS99 Minutes" ! And I meant it in a respectable and complimentary way:

This should bring back some recent memories:

Do you prefer eyes open or closed ?

Why do some asian girls have bruises on their bums ?

Fanny farts

Has anyone tried to make their dick longer ?

Best and worst excuses for a girl missing your booking

Tattoos

Any ML/WLs in Jindabyne during snow season ?

Can you tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese, and Koreans by looks ?

Punting with friends ?

Differences in the law between NSW and QLD for ...

WL/ML split

WLs or MLs that wear strong smelling perfume

Masseur jailed for indecent assault

Shop owner usernames

How many punters frequent strip clubs ?

Pure Massage

Massage tables with holes

Changing direction to purve

First impressions tension

Does your WL take a shower before your session, and after ??

Has anyone tried the Vulva scent ?

A question to all punters with partners

How many WLs at once ?

What is your CIM technique

Arriving early for a punting appointment

Naked for a no sex massage ?

Have you ever photographed a naked girl ?

Most embarrassing punting moment ?

What time of day do you usually punt ?

What age were you for your first punt ?


And the most popular of them all : Caught purving


Very impressive indeed.

Good job brother,

Keep it up.

Cheers

[Travelmate]

Well done!
brother Cunninglinguist
Dear Ahlungor,

You are such a talent. There is an Australian agency desperate needs your professional service and contribution.

http://www.abs.gov.au/

[Divine]

Well done!
brother Cunninglinguist
Dear Ahlungor,

You are such a talent. There is an Australian agency desperate needs your professional service and contribution.

http://www.abs.gov.au/

HAHA! A Statistician right here...

[Bracket]

Shouldn't we be suggesting additional interesting questions that I'm sure we've all wondered about from time to time?

E.g.
When a girl's down on her hands and knees while you're doggying her, do you prefer to :
(a) look down to admire her body, or
(b) reach forward around her body to fondle her breasts, or
(c) stick a finger up her arse.

[CunningLinguist]

Thanks AHLUNGOR and Travelmate, It is nice to be appreciated!
Let me also take this opportunity to thank you for your This is what RnT is all about!! (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?2001-This-is-what-RnT-is-all-about!!)
thread!

[That1]

Love the mutual appreciation. Good work by both bros Ahlungor & CunningLinguist.

[Punter Poontang]

Shouldn't we be suggesting additional interesting questions that I'm sure we've all wondered about from time to time?

E.g.
When a girl's down on her hands and knees while you're doggying her, do you prefer to :
(a) look down to admire her body, or
(b) reach forward around her body to fondle her breasts, or
(c) stick a finger up her arse.

There's an old theory about multiple choice tests, that statistically speaking, option (c) is correct more often than any of the other possible answers.

This here, this is the irrefutable proof of that theory. :cool2:

[AHLUNGOR]

I think it's time this thread gets a new lease of life !!

Brother CL can you please update us on all the interesting new threads you have started since April ...............haha ??

I will be waiting in anticipation !!

This is gonna be huge !!

Cheers

:smile:

[AHLUNGOR]

On second thought, I think it was a bit rude to ask brother CL to list his own threads when I was the one started this:

So I guess, I should be the one:

Softcock ladyboys ?

Confessions

Cunninglinguist's pussy licking service

Funny pics

Strangeness

Sports customes malfunctions

Being s Squirtee

Gift idea for the girls who almost has everything

Biggest swindle or ripoff

Women in uniform

The 10 worst products for men ever created

Is watching porn healthy?

The avatar thread

Funny video

Does an attractive chick motivate you to push yourself harder

A brief history of punting time..... from my first big flop to black

Things that make you go WTF !

Is it ok to have sex with a retarded girl ?

Tasty pics

What came first? the punters or the prostitutes ?

The difference between lust and love in sex

Gagging girls

One in four men admitted to rape in the Asia Pacific region

what is the shortest session you have had ?

Is punting a sin ?

The most ulgiest woman in the world

Head pushing during a BJ

How to spot a punter in public

Election 2013 tidbits

Porn stash

Hiding an erection

Dripping dick

DATY dilemma

A massage without a massage

Can GFE go to far

To look or not to look, that is the question

Mechanical fuck




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Sorry, there are plenty more, but I got to go...........

To be continued


by me or other kind hearted brother

Cheers

:miao:

[CunningLinguist]

I had forgotten some of them!
Thanks for reminding me so I don't start another one on the same thing :)

[Licker]

I loved the "Cunninglinguist's pussy licking service" thread. I always welcome competition.

Sadly, that thread did not bring any new customers :(
How about you CL, is your Movember deal still on?

[CunningLinguist]

I loved the "Cunninglinguist's pussy licking service" thread. I always welcome competition.

Sadly, that thread did not bring any new customers :(
How about you CL, is your Movember deal still on?

It's not too late to book in for Movember, so girls if you want to take the plunge and don't delay, there are still some spots available ... :)

[AHLUNGOR]

I think lately brother CL has slowed down quite a bit !!

Too many trolls to deal with ??

I dig up this old thread to relive some of the interesting threads brother CL had started in the past, when he first started !!

Bringing back some memories ??


How about some inspiring photos ??


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http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy04OWRkYWNlMjg3YzA4OGVk.png


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[AHLUNGOR]

Where is Cunninglinguist ??

I was expecting you would have changed your Avatar by now................haha

:cool2:

[CunningLinguist]

I'm here!
I'll change mine again when you change yours ... :)