Anyone who posts 1,000 times or more must be a ....

[DeepImpact]

I was just thinking what sort of guy racks up 1,000 posts or more on a sex forum.

Sex Maniac - Maybe, but they probably wouldn't have time to post reviews etc if they was chasing girls and going to brothels 24/7

Works for a shop - That's an obvious one as they have lots of time to promote their business, bump threads to the top, talk about new girls and so on

Good Samaritan - Someone that just wants to help others out with recommendations and receive a few in return

Well the list could go on and I can't think of all of the different personality types. Maybe it's easier to comment on the contributors I noticed post a lot and I hope have a sense of humour and aren't the sensitive type.

Ahlungor - Definately went hungry as a child now no woman can have a breast cup size big enough to satisfy his cravings. I am sure that his massage obsession is actually causing any pain that he gets in his body. I never would have met the original and the best Mia if it wasn't for him so I thank him for that.

Rooter - I wouldn't call him a man's man. He is more like a sex god's sex god. How many orgasms has he kindly given to women this year, it must be approaching a thousand? I am struggling to rack up just one.

Travelmate - I always look forward to his reviews and then I keep looking forward to them and then wait some more and then some more and then some more but still nothing to read. Just kidding Travelmate as you keep your cards close to your chest Bro and are usually incisive

Sextus - This guy Bro is a deep thinker when it comes to sex. Don't think too much as gut feeling is the best way to go for girls and shops.

The list could go on and I am sure there must be a better explanation about why we all post.

[Sextus]

Yeah, I was wingeing to Max Impact the other day in a pm that in all my reviewing, like you, Deep Impact, I only ever claimed to have given one certain orgasm, and maybe a couple of others. And now I've learnt Joanne has gone back to China for good! Sheesh! I say it is for bad!

As for posting, I work from home, and most of it involves being on the computer, and so it is dead easy to monitor / contribute to the forum while not neglecting my other duties.

And as for racking up a thousand posts on a sex forum (and I can see you were planning this thread for your thousandth) Sigmund Freud said that everything revolves around sex, so I'd say it is only a thousand - so far.

[AHLUNGOR]

Hi brother DI

You are very welcome!

And congratulations for turning GOLDEN IMPACT !!

And you miss out on brother Wilisno ??

[ScopionX]

and u forget yourself:shout:

[AHLUNGOR]

Ahlungor - Definately went hungry as a child now no woman can have a breast cup size big enough to satisfy his cravings. I am sure that his massage obsession is actually causing any pain that he gets in his body. I never would have met the original and the best Mia if it wasn't for him so I thank him for that.

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Hi Bro,

are you saying I was lacking of motherly love and breast feeding ??

you are right, as a child I was brought up with a bottle !!

see what that has done to me NOW !!

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[IExperiment]

Congrat's on your 1000 post DI. Well I am here to see the AD on the ladies :) window shopping just incase some will take my fancy.

[rooter]

[QUOTE=AHLUNGOR;311625]Hi Bro,

are you saying I was lacking of motherly love and breast feeding ??

you are right, as a child I was brought up with a bottle !!

see what that has done to me NOW !!
QUOTE]

I was breastfed, but I love tits too.
I don't think it makes a difference either way.
You either love them or you love them ;)

[CunningLinguist]

Is this a 1000+ thread or can anyone post here ... ? :)

[AHLUNGOR]

Is this a 1000+ thread or can anyone post here ... ? :)

Keep working brother CL,

You are only a few weeks away!!

Cheers

[rooter]

Keep working brother CL,

You are only a few weeks away!!

Cheers

The way CL is going he will break Sextus record for reaching 1000 posts in the quickest time ;)

[wilisno]

The way CL is going he will break Sextus record for reaching 1000 posts in the quickest time ;)
Haha, he will still trail AHLUNGOR's record ! When he was approaching his first 1000th post, one day prior, he made over 90 posts in one day ! ;) ;) ;)

[AHLUNGOR]

Haha, he will still trail AHLUNGOR's record ! When he was approaching his first 1000th post, one day prior, he made over 90 posts in one day ! ;) ;) ;)


Hi Willy,

Guess we better work harder here, so many brothers breathing down our necks !!

:cool2:

[wilisno]

Hi Willy,

Guess we better work harder here, so many brothers breathing down our necks !!

:cool2:
Why are you so paranoid about post counts ? Haha ! They are welcome to do so, I wish there are more of them !

[Sextus]

Haha, he will still trail AHLUNGOR's record ! When he was approaching his first 1000th post, one day prior, he made over 90 posts in one day ! ;) ;) ;)

Fair go, I have never posted just for the sake of it! I only speak, like Mr Ed, if I have something to say! And I must have a lot of that, because it is totalling a few tens of thousands of words (including reviews) so far. :grimace:

[CunningLinguist]

I was just thinking what sort of guy racks up 1,000 posts or more on a sex forum.

Well if I ever get to those dizzying heights then this is the only one that would apply to me:


Good Samaritan - Someone that just wants to help others out with recommendations and receive a few in return

[CunningLinguist]

Keep working brother CL,

You are only a few weeks away!!

Cheers

Your too kind, more like a few months!

[fatpork]

i dont even know when i could reach 100 post not mentioning the thousand post u guys have hahahaha

[CunningLinguist]

i dont even know when i could reach 100 post not mentioning the thousand post u guys have hahahaha

At your current rate of posting it will take you around 2 years to reach 100 and 17 to reach 1000 !

[fatpork]

At your current rate of posting it will take you around 2 years to reach 100 and 17 to reach 1000 !

hopefully i could contribute more or even post more by actively reply to threads
and lessen the time to maybe less than 1 year LOL

[Punted-till-Munted]

postcount

meh

[DeepImpact]

Yeah, I was wingeing to Max Impact the other day in a pm that in all my reviewing, like you, Deep Impact, I only ever claimed to have given one certain orgasm, and maybe a couple of others. bad!

.

Ah I am glad you brought the subject up of my real brother Max Impact. We were having a family dinner the other week and he started going on about how he was a magnificent lover that could bring pleasure to almost any girl and how he had made love to over a thousand women and they all screamed for more - which I thought was totally inappropriate to talk about in front of Grandma Impact and his lovely girlfriend but you know Max, he has few inhibitions. Well, anyway since he didn't spill any food on his shirt we rewarded him by letting him do the dishes and his girlfriend revealed that she actually fakes it EVERY time with him and he doesn't know. So, you never know Bro Sextus what the real situation is.

[CunningLinguist]

Ah I am glad you brought the subject up of my real brother Max Impact. We were having a family dinner the other week and he started going on about how he was a magnificent lover that could bring pleasure to almost any girl and how he had made love to over a thousand women and they all screamed for more - which I thought was totally inappropriate to talk about in front of Grandma Impact and his lovely girlfriend but you know Max, he has few inhibitions. Well, anyway since he didn't spill any food on his shirt we rewarded him by letting him do the dishes and his girlfriend revealed that she actually fakes it EVERY time with him and he doesn't know. So, you never know Bro Sextus what the real situation is.

What a classic post for your 1001th post! :)

[DeepImpact]

Is this a 1000+ thread or can anyone post here ... ? :)

Well of course anyone can post in this section at least. What I was most surprised/pleased about was the section that I now have access to for members that now have 1,000 posts or more. I didn't realise we had our own exclusive section where girls and companies I had never heard of are reviewed - wow, there are so many good girls to try. I also like the section where 1,000 post plus members get to bitch and complain about other members without them getting to see it. You are going to love it Bro, although maybe not the part where you have been discussed!!!:startle:

[CunningLinguist]

Well of course anyone can post in this section at least. What I was most surprised/pleased about was the section that I now have access to for members that now have 1,000 posts or more. I didn't realise we had our own exclusive section where girls and companies I had never heard of are reviewed - wow, there are so many good girls to try. I also like the section where 1,000 post plus members get to bitch and complain about other members without them getting to see it. You are going to love it Bro, although maybe not the part where you have been discussed!!!:startle:

Haha, are you trying to motivate me to get to 1000 quicker :)
Have you got a bet with someone :)

[jellyshots]

I wonder how different it would be if it was a word count instead of post count. Sextus would have to be right up there...

[AHLUNGOR]

Let's bring back the good old days !

[lamb]

Let's bring back the good old days !

Let's leave them in the old days....