Memorable quotes from movies about sex!

[CunningLinguist]

One of my favourites is from Analyze This (1999), Robert DeNiro as Mob Boss Paul Vitti is having a conversation about extra-marital sex with his shrink, he is talking about he can do things with his girlfriend that he can't do with his wife, the shrink asks why, and DeNiro says:

Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?

[Bracket]

I think that my favourite is when Danny De Vito in Ruthless People takes a phone call, and ... hell, just watch it here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVLNs3QsV48)

[the wizard]

I love this scene from Planes,Trains and automobiles.
Though not much about sex, but there is a lot of "f....king" in it.

The movie is a hoot ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxPDhd3d0

[CunningLinguist]

I love this scene from Planes,Trains and automobiles.
Though not much about sex, but there is a lot of "f....king" in it.

The movie is a hoot ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxPDhd3d0

Thats f**king funny!

[AHLUNGOR]

I have a few to share:

2, @ When Harry meets Sally:

Right after the infamous faking orgasm from Meg Ryan in the restaurant, an Auntie on the next table said :

I'll have what she is having!

3, @ the Fabulous Baker Boys

Jeff and Beau Bridges were arguing over The female singer who's been sleeping with Jeff:

Beau: you just can't keep your dick inside your pants can you ?

Jeff: who I fuck and who I not fuck is none of your fucking business !

4, @ Basic Instinct

Sharon Stone asked MD:

Have you ever fuck on cocaine ?

Cheers

[AHLUNGOR]

This is a great thread, I can put in plenty more!

Over at the Brisbane forum there used to be a great thread about Secret Signs in RnT shops and the Queenslanders were so disciplined they listed all the suggestions in sequence and not one no was out of place , great job there, I wonder if Sydney brothers can match it!

5. @ Pretty Woman

RG: is there anything you don't do?
JR: I don't kiss on the mouth!
RG: neither do I !

[AHLUNGOR]

James Bond classics:

6. @ Gold Finger

007: what is your name?
P: Pussy Galore
007: I must be in heaven !

7. What I did, I did it for England!

8. What on earth is 007 doing ?
I think he is making a re entry Sir !

9. And who said Christmas only Cums once a year !

[AHLUNGOR]

10. @ Internal Affairs

Richard Gere talking about Andy Garcia's wife:

I will fuck her a little bit, teach her how to cum and then I will dump her !

[the wizard]

Talking about bond girls, here are some of their sex themed names.

Pussy galore GOLDINGER
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--RCU2PF-cfI/Tf-OewHRCPI/AAAAAAAABQM/bVPQH6hEfvQ/s1600/Pussy-Galore-image.jpg

Plenty O'toole DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
http://3.media.tumblr.com/X6pnpwdzPfkyu4ep9y7WPqxBo1_400.jpg

Holly Goodhead MOONRAKER
http://img3.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/59/1173312/full/holly-goodhead-film-characters-photo-u1.jpg

Xenia Onatop GOLDENEYE
http://media.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/20773/famkeside95669.jpg


Peaceful fountains of Desire DIE ANOTHER DAY
http://www.mi6-hq.com/news/images/rachel_grant_03b.jpg

Octopussy
http://www.007collector.com/bond/wp-content/uploads/1952/12/OC-Maud-Adams.jpg

MY fAV


KISSY SUZUKI YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE
http://www.topnews.ru/upload/photo/2e405ff6/b7d60.jpg

[rooter]

Three of my favourite films about sex are Secretary, Shortbus, and I am a Sex Addict as they cover the types of sex I find most interesting : BDSM, group sex, and punting respectively.

Secretary

"Who says love has to be soft and gentle"

Shortbus

Observing dozens of people engaging in group sex at a sex club a guy says:
"It's like the 60s, only with less hope"
and
"Oh my God, for a minute there I thought that man didn't have an arm" (the guy is fisting someone)

I am a Sex Addict

Client : "I love you"
Prostitute : (coldly) "I know, now please go take a shower"

[AHLUNGOR]

Another 007 moment:

14. Oh James, take me around the world one more time !

[the wizard]

14. Oh James, take me around the world one more time !

Moonraker-ask me any anything about bond

'What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens."
Anchorman

[hoshimoony]

god, I should start watching some 007!

No strings attached
16. "I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!"

Pretty woman
17. "You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money."

[CunningLinguist]

Here is another one from Ahlungor in the thread: oops! What are your weirdest or most awkward moments with a WL (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?26353-oops!-What-are-your-weirdest-or-most-awkward-moments-with-a-WL&p=347624&viewfull=1#post347624)

[AHLUNGOR]

From Martin Lawrence Big Mama House ?

18. Is that a torch ? Or you just really happy to see me ?

[AHLUNGOR]

Another one from Leaving Las Vegas:

19. ES: so what makes you come to Vegas ?
NC: Try to fuck myself to death !

[AHLUNGOR]

from Indecent Proposal, during the poker game:

20. RR: One million dollars to spend the night with your wife !