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Oneonone
30-05-2013, 04:11 PM
For all you "students" of the English language ... Enjoy!


Complete and Finished

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between those two words.
In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, England, attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure was the clear winner with a standing ovation lasting over five minutes.


Here is his answer which made him receive an invitation to dine with the Queen, who decided to call him after the contest. He won a trip to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old Eldorado rum for his answer.

The question was this. How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Here is Mr. Balgobin’s astute answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. And when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

AHLUNGOR
30-05-2013, 04:27 PM
When you spend an hour in a massage shop expecting to get a happy ending in the end. But end up Not even getting a call to "turn over"

And at the 59th minute mark, the busty ML has a pad on your back and said: FINISHED !

On the other hand, the ML gives you lots of tickle tackle through out part 1 and when time to turn over, your rock hard cock is met with her naked bare breasts !

And your cock ended up between her tits or inside her mouth until COMPLETION !

That's the differences.

Just my two cents

Cheers

:cool2:

wilisno
30-05-2013, 04:40 PM
On the other hand, the ML gives you lots of tickle tackle through out part 1 and when time to turn over, your rock hard cock is met with her naked bare breasts !

And your cock ended up between her tits or inside her mouth until COMPLETION !

That's the differences.

Just my two cents

Cheers

:cool2:
To me, it's finished, but far from complete ! ;) ;) ;)