Steven Seagal
11-11-2012, 06:54 PM
G’day Folks,
Desires
12 Bellevue St.
Surry Hills
Phone: 92818480
This is a review of Summer.
I am feeling good now but earlier I was in pretty rough shape.
My nephew Efrem Zimbalist Farquar always tells me I have to get outside my comfort zone and take risks. What he means is that I should ignore my better judgment. Well, I ignored my better judgment today. I have learned in the past that if you see someone who isn’t either Chinese or Thai in this place the service will not be full on Bellevue style. In spite of knowing this e.g. I got burned once selecting a skinny Brazilian girl who worked here and her ‘I don’t do list’ included about everything under the sun.
Anyway, or if you a westie ‘anyways’, an ‘Indian summer’ is a time in autumn where the temperature spikes and it gets really hot for a period of time. My time with ‘Indian Summer’ and she is Indian, was not hot. For me she was more like Frankenstorm that demolishes everything in its path. To be fair, we simply didn’t click.
THE GOOD NEWS:
Summer is Indian and has a very pretty face, shaved pussy and huge 40 D boobs. She is a bbw, but quite an attractive one and has perfect English. She said she was 37 and I believe her.
THE BAD NEWS:
Her service was totally vanilla. By vanilla I don’t mean vanilla ice cream but that rather the pungent vanilla smell you get from the cheap incense that sells three packs for 5 dollars. She was friendly, but for me a sexual minimalist.
She started out trying to kick start me by slipping a dom on and sucking the linguine, limp member between my legs. She should get a citation in the Guinness Book of Records for ‘Most limp dick ever domed up’!
When she saw this would not work she took off the dom and began to give a bbj. Folks, she did this with all the enthusiasm of Mitt Romney’s concession speech. Just a few words about Romney, his actual name is Willard Mitt Romney and yes he does look like every guy who fired your Dad. Further, what type of bloke would name his own son Tagg? And Tagg? After the second debate with Obama, Tagg said he wanted to get on stage and thump Obama. Have you seen Tagg? That wanker couldn’t crack a boiled egg with a sledgehammer! BUT I digress.
Eventually I got to half mast and entered her in both mish and doggie. I could not get over the line.
So there you have it with her.
I think I figured I’d use old standby Maya to finish me off. Get this, old Maya enters the room chomping away with her gob full of gum and proceeds to give a bbj with it still in her mouth. Get the picture? Enough said.
As I always say to Farquar, “The only thing better than a dud punt is a good one”.
Till later,
Steven
Desires
12 Bellevue St.
Surry Hills
Phone: 92818480
This is a review of Summer.
I am feeling good now but earlier I was in pretty rough shape.
My nephew Efrem Zimbalist Farquar always tells me I have to get outside my comfort zone and take risks. What he means is that I should ignore my better judgment. Well, I ignored my better judgment today. I have learned in the past that if you see someone who isn’t either Chinese or Thai in this place the service will not be full on Bellevue style. In spite of knowing this e.g. I got burned once selecting a skinny Brazilian girl who worked here and her ‘I don’t do list’ included about everything under the sun.
Anyway, or if you a westie ‘anyways’, an ‘Indian summer’ is a time in autumn where the temperature spikes and it gets really hot for a period of time. My time with ‘Indian Summer’ and she is Indian, was not hot. For me she was more like Frankenstorm that demolishes everything in its path. To be fair, we simply didn’t click.
THE GOOD NEWS:
Summer is Indian and has a very pretty face, shaved pussy and huge 40 D boobs. She is a bbw, but quite an attractive one and has perfect English. She said she was 37 and I believe her.
THE BAD NEWS:
Her service was totally vanilla. By vanilla I don’t mean vanilla ice cream but that rather the pungent vanilla smell you get from the cheap incense that sells three packs for 5 dollars. She was friendly, but for me a sexual minimalist.
She started out trying to kick start me by slipping a dom on and sucking the linguine, limp member between my legs. She should get a citation in the Guinness Book of Records for ‘Most limp dick ever domed up’!
When she saw this would not work she took off the dom and began to give a bbj. Folks, she did this with all the enthusiasm of Mitt Romney’s concession speech. Just a few words about Romney, his actual name is Willard Mitt Romney and yes he does look like every guy who fired your Dad. Further, what type of bloke would name his own son Tagg? And Tagg? After the second debate with Obama, Tagg said he wanted to get on stage and thump Obama. Have you seen Tagg? That wanker couldn’t crack a boiled egg with a sledgehammer! BUT I digress.
Eventually I got to half mast and entered her in both mish and doggie. I could not get over the line.
So there you have it with her.
I think I figured I’d use old standby Maya to finish me off. Get this, old Maya enters the room chomping away with her gob full of gum and proceeds to give a bbj with it still in her mouth. Get the picture? Enough said.
As I always say to Farquar, “The only thing better than a dud punt is a good one”.
Till later,
Steven