I see a hooker when....

[PhoBot]

A/ I'm horney
B/ when my wife bitches at me

[Littlewonder]

A/ I'm horney
B/ when my wife bitches at me

You must be there every day bro!

[iSex]

You must be there every day bro!

Because of point B :)

[PhoBot]

If only she knew her bitching csused me to blow my cock and our budget

[wilisno]

Hehe, point one is an instinct, point 2 is an excuse ! :miao:

I've got point 3 and 4 :

Point 3 : When I read some good reviews of a girl from this forum.

Point 4 : When I got tipped off by a shop owner that a stunner is due to start !

[cisco]

Point A and will be always horny

[Travelmate]

All of above

[Jj999]

To continue Wilisno.
I have option E.

E) When I've got nothing to do at home and want to go out, but don't know where.

This one, usually I'd just go out. But one thing lead to another, then I end up in Woolloomooloo area. Or suddenly, I'll just call to ask who is working today.
Lol.
Serious. No joke.

[IExperiment]

Hehe, point one is an instinct, point 2 is an excuse ! :miao:

I've got point 3 and 4 :

Point 3 : When I read some good reviews of a girl from this forum.

Point 4 : When I got tipped off by a shop owner that a stunner is due to start !

I am jealous with point 4 only.

[Littlewonder]

I have to agree with all of the above, sitting here waiting till its time to go for a punt and reading this formum always helps keep me broke.