Corny pick up lines

[sei]

C'mon ladies and gents, please share corny pick up lines you've heard or used so we can all have a chuckle 

My contributions:
There is this guy that always seems to be at one bar or another wearing the same tshirt. His way or picking up or getting attention is to ahow you a picture of him with Miranda Kerr. I don't get it...someone told me this same guy also has a picture with the newly wed Jen Hawkins.

Waiting at the bar to order a guy starts a conversation, asks me if i want a drink then proceeds to obviously open his wallet flashing a decent wad of cash...i was surprised he managed to fold his wallet up!

Line i remember using during a conversation..."i do enjoy stroking your.....ego" 

[the wizard]

This one I have heard - would never use it unless I want to get a slap on the head

"F...ck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name ....... ?

[AHLUNGOR]

Hi sister Sei,

Welcome back, where have you been??

You still have to finish writing your erotic novels chapter 2, 3.......

Cheers

[Sextus]

His way or picking up or getting attention is to ahow you a picture of him with Miranda Kerr. I don't get it... 

It is simple. A photo of a man with an attractive female or females sets up an unconsious reaction in the female mind that looks at it that he has been "pre-approved."

I've used one of myself in the company of four guangdong goddesses to impress. (Wizard has seen them.) Ok, I might have only been in their company for a few minutes, but hey! you can't tell that from the photo! :shout:

[jellyshots]

Kova's contribution...

Hey, you're so hot, you made me forget my pick up line.
Do your lips taste as good as they look?
Where are your wings?

I do wonder though... Sei, do pick up lines even work?

[the wizard]

It is simple. A photo of a man with an attractive female or females sets up an unconsious reaction in the female mind that looks at it that he has been "pre-approved."

I've used one of myself in the company of four guangdong goddesses to impress. (Wizard has seen them.) Ok, I might have only been in their company for a few minutes, but hey! you can't tell that from the photo! :shout:

Yes they were very impressive Sextus..

[CunningLinguist]

C'mon ladies and gents, please share corny pick up lines you've heard or used so we can all have a chuckle 

My contributions:
There is this guy that always seems to be at one bar or another wearing the same tshirt. His way or picking up or getting attention is to ahow you a picture of him with Miranda Kerr. I don't get it...someone told me this same guy also has a picture with the newly wed Jen Hawkins.

Waiting at the bar to order a guy starts a conversation, asks me if i want a drink then proceeds to obviously open his wallet flashing a decent wad of cash...i was surprised he managed to fold his wallet up!

Line i remember using during a conversation..."i do enjoy stroking your.....ego" 

The only pickup line I have ever used is: How much ?
I don't try to use them on non WLs, unless hi/hello is one ...

I have heard some girls have use the "hi you look like <insert a famous movie star here> " line, this can be corny depending on the movie star name ...

[rooter]

I am way to lazy to go picking up girls.
It's way to much effort for no guaranteed return.
There has to be a 100% chance I will get a fuck; or at least 90% anyway.

[Gringo]

Not really a pick up line but a mate of mine plays the pokies at the clubs around Fairfield by putting a few bucks in the machine while obviously holding a few hundred in his hand. Soon he gets approached by a girl with a sob story of how she lost her money gambling and can't go home empty handed. ( all bullshit of course )

If they look good he fucks them in the car .

[CunningLinguist]

Not really a pick up line but a mate of mine plays the pokies at the clubs around Fairfield by putting a few bucks in the machine while obviously holding a few hundred in his hand. Soon he gets approached by a girl with a sob story of how she lost her money gambling and can't go home empty handed. ( all bullshit of course )

If they look good he fucks them in the car .

Would this work in North Sydney ?

[CBD Posh]

Girls are not so into nice guys, sad to say, pretty girls are deep down insecure, don't tell them how beautiful they look, how sexy they are, they only think you are just another shallow guy, they are far more pleased if you say they have a brain or GOSH!

[jellyshots]

Girls are not so into nice guys, sad to say, pretty girls are deep down insecure, don't tell them how beautiful they look, how sexy they are, they only think you are just another shallow guy, they are far more pleased if you say they have a brain or GOSH!

Sorry. I have to disagree with you. It's a whole package thing. And they like confident guys whether they are nice or not. Nice, good looking, smart, funny, cashed up are all bonuses as part of the package but confidence is right up there...

[CunningLinguist]

I remember this drunk girl used a line on me once in a pub: "Hey did you fart ?"

[Gucci2012]

Gucci: "Is your Wi-Fi on?"

Girl: "huh?"

Gucci: "because I feel a connection"

Cheesy enough?

[Oneonone]

I remember this drunk girl used a line on me once in a pub: "Hey did you fart ?"

What did you reply "No not yet but I can if you want!"

[CunningLinguist]

What did you reply "No not yet but I can if you want!"

I think I just laughed!

[yellow_fever]

There's much good advice to be had in the song "do ya fuck on first dates?" by kevin bloody wilson;

Kev's Courting Song.
Blown to much of me time
Buyin' Dinner and Wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find
That what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines
That save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool
I just prop on me stool
Right next to hers and I ask

Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour
I'd like you to be on it

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bullshit you gotta go through
Like callin' her up
An' tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just a screw
But she wants to hold hands
And meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the shit
And get down to the goodies straight off

Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Do you sleep in the nick
Do you give head very often
If we can decide you place or mine
We can fuck off then

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
An you'd give a weeks pay to hold her
Don't sit actin' dumb
Just front her full on
and drop a few lines that I told ya
This new method of mine
Might not work every time, but then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped
and kneed in the nackers
But then I've got a few fucks as well

Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
If the answer is no
to me questions above
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does

[Fisher]

I bet im not the only one who read that in a kevin bloody wilson voice in my head.
Bloody gold song.

[RoyalFlush]

Reviving thread. My pick up lines are becoming gutsy by the day.

Today..

I was eating sukiyaki (a shitty one) and bit on an egg shell.
*wave to a HB 8 waitress*
RF: I found egg shell in my soup, is this normal?
Her: oh sorry, let me bring to the kitchen
she came back a min later
Her: sorry about this, can I change for you?
RF: it's okay.
Her: You sure?
RF: Yes
a while later, I catch her behind the kitchen.
RF: Hey, you know regarding that egg shell..
Her: do you want a discount?
RF: well, as a gesture of apology, can I have your number?
She was smiling, surprised..
Her: Me? why? I cant.
RF: shrug* ok, no problem.
goes back to washing my hands
RF returned to her
RF: you sure? last chance
Her: ok next time
RF: Bye

Didn't get her number, but I think I left an impression on her and I think there is a 30-60% chance of getting her number if I return.

Gosh, life is good!!

[SexyBoi]

Gucci: "Is your Wi-Fi on?"

Girl: "huh?"

Gucci: "because I feel a connection"

Cheesy enough?

This is a classic one!!

[kaos]

Reviving thread. My pick up lines are becoming gutsy by the day.

Today..

I was eating sukiyaki (a shitty one) and bit on an egg shell.
*wave to a HB 8 waitress*
RF: I found egg shell in my soup, is this normal?
Her: oh sorry, let me bring to the kitchen
she came back a min later
Her: sorry about this, can I change for you?
RF: it's okay.
Her: You sure?
RF: Yes
a while later, I catch her behind the kitchen.
RF: Hey, you know regarding that egg shell..
Her: do you want a discount?
RF: well, as a gesture of apology, can I have your number?
She was smiling, surprised..
Her: Me? why? I cant.
RF: shrug* ok, no problem.
goes back to washing my hands
RF returned to her
RF: you sure? last chance
Her: ok next time
RF: Bye

Didn't get her number, but I think I left an impression on her and I think there is a 30-60% chance of getting her number if I return.

Gosh, life is good!!

Nice one RF, if you don't ask, you don't receive!

[Dak2000]

Nice work RF, I’m with you in the direct approach. I was in a shopping centre and walked a couple times past a girl signing up customers for Amex cards. She waved me over as they do but I just kept walking but smiled back.

For unrelated reasons I went by four times but the last time I let myself get cornered. When she came to the close for the sale, I just said sorry I don’t want the card, I just wanted to talk to you. After a couple more minutes banter she gave me her phone number and told me to call her that night.

[mytengafun71]

Baby you look better than a beer truck pulling up in my drive way...


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[Raybo]

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.

Wow, when god made you he was showing off.

[AHLUNGOR]

Your place or mine and how much ??

[Guvnor]

Can I touch your belly button........ from the inside?

[the_boss_king]

are your parents bakers? cause u a cutie pie ;)

[GoldfishMan]

How much for 1 hour?