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Sextus
07-06-2013, 07:57 PM
...I am moved to inform you that next Tuesday another special event is scheduled at 533.

All spaces are already filled for this event - literally. :slobber: :thirst:

So this isn't to try the unlikely task of recruiting anyone from here, it is just for advice I may need. I'm not sure if I do need any this time, but what else is a forum for but to find out?

At the moment I am finding one on one sex a bit too vanilla, and I want some different, wild things instead, and I have always been influenced by porn.

The event is called "the bowling ball" and what is planned and Ayumi has agreed to is to have all three of her slippery, wet holes filled at the same time. Also called, I believe, "airtight."

Unlike the bukkake, downtime won't be an issue and the time on girl will be maximised.

Man, I am really looking forward to standing on the bed and eeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssssing it into Ayumi's arse while she is already moaning with two cocks already well up inside her. I'm sure I will be rewarded with some extra special moans from her as I do. :slobber:

I'm a bit worried that the sensory and mental overload of this will make me come too quickly - on this, my virginal experience. So maybe that is where I need the advice.

Hopefully we can turn Ayumi into another star in the constellation at 533. As we are all just a shade under six inches we have, umm, already filled, Ayumi's main criteria for this.

Man, she must be a hottie! Wow!

zeroun
07-06-2013, 08:16 PM
I'm a bit worried that the sensory and mental overload of this will make me come too quickly - on this, my virginal experience. So maybe that is where I need the advice.


Don't worry Sextus... it's difficult to describe in words but there's something primal about group sex which makes you feel like an energizer bunny

Have fun and enjoy the experience!

Licker
07-06-2013, 08:24 PM
Sextus,

Just remember to throw at least one curve ball to get those pins bouncing of the walls.

Enjoy!

rooter
07-06-2013, 08:40 PM
...I am moved to inform you that next Tuesday another special event is scheduled at 533.

All spaces are already filled for this event - literally. :slobber: :thirst:

So this isn't to try the unlikely task of recruiting anyone from here, it is just for advice I may need. I'm not sure if I do need any this time, but what else is a forum for but to find out?

At the moment I am finding one on one sex a bit too vanilla, and I want some different, wild things instead, and I have always been influenced by porn.

The event is called "the bowling ball" and what is planned and Ayumi has agreed to is to have all three of her slippery, wet holes filled at the same time. Also called, I believe, "airtight."

Unlike the bukkake, downtime won't be an issue and the time on girl will be maximised.

Man, I am really looking forward to standing on the bed and eeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssssing it into Ayumi's arse while she is already moaning with two cocks already well up inside her. I'm sure I will be rewarded with some extra special moans from her as I do. :slobber:

I'm a bit worried that the sensory and mental overload of this will make me come too quickly - on this, my virginal experience. So maybe that is where I need the advice.

Hopefully we can turn Ayumi into another star in the constellation at 533. As we are all just a shade under six inches we have, umm, already filled, Ayumi's main criteria for this.

Man, she must be a hottie! Wow!

A girl can easily take 3 cocks at once. Actually she can take five if she has one in both hands too. That's not the problem.
I have been in this situation more times than I have had hot breakfasts. Group sex is actually my vanilla - one on one is something I have only recently really been getting into and enjoying.
The best one was a 32yo woman who's husband cheated on her so she approached me to arrange 5 guys with big cocks to gangbang her and we filmed it and she then sent the DVD to her husband - imagine the look on the poor bastard's face when he watched his wife with a big cock in each hole and one in each hand!! Well, actually 4 big cocks, plus mine.
Anyway as I say the key is not the girl, but the guys.
You have to have all the guys hard at the same time. It seems easy in porno but there is a lot of editing involved in porno.
Make sure you get the girl nice and horny with lots of DATY and fingering and then fucking just her pussy.
Then use lots of lube and finger her arse with one and then 2 fingers.
Then get her to ride a guy cowgirl style and then get the hardest guy who hopefully is not also the biggest guy to fuck her arse (make sure he has plenty of lube on his dick too).
A variation is to get her to sit on a hard cock and take it in her arse reverse cowgirl and then another guy can fuck her pussy.
Either way always make sure the guy underneath keeps his legs together so the guy on top can position his legs around him.
Most importantly make sure you have guys who are 100% confident about their heterosexuality - you will come into contact with other guys bodies if you are doing a DP (double penetration) or even have another guys nuts touching yours - you have to be OK with that.
Welcome to the world of group sex bro
Enjoy !!

Sextus
07-06-2013, 09:17 PM
Thank you Rooter, after reading that I did need a lot of advice after all. I reckon it will beat hot breakfasts anyday! I will print this out and study it.

That wife story is spectacular and it is all restoring my faith that there are genuinely hot and up for it girls in the world.

No-one had hardness issues last time, but there is one guy who wasn't at the Lily event, so an unknown. So long as I can keep within reason maximum female flesh between me and the other guys, the better. The bukkake has prepared me for any minor accidents though. I'm into non-romance sex at present.

This will be good review material with - hopefully - pics!

CunningLinguist
07-06-2013, 09:42 PM
Ayumi has agreed to is to have all three of her slippery, wet holes filled at the same time. Also called, I believe, "airtight."


You will need to stick your fingers into her nose and ears to make her properly airtight :)

CunningLinguist
07-06-2013, 09:46 PM
you will come into contact with other guys bodies if you are doing a DP (double penetration) or even have another guys nuts touching yours

Maybe you should wear a marble sack over your nuts to protect from sack to sack contact :)
Imagine doing DATY from the front while a sack of nuts slapped you in the chin from the anal man...

CunningLinguist
07-06-2013, 09:47 PM
Good luck and aim straight, and hope that everyone else does too :)

Sextus
07-06-2013, 10:57 PM
Imagine doing DATY from the front while a sack of nuts slapped you in the chin from the anal man...

Trust you cunninglinguist (with the eternally long user name) to come up with an imaginatively funny scenario. And no - you are right, I don't want some other guy's 'nads slappin' off my chin.

However, I'm more than happy to switch on my camera's video function and film it happening to the other two c**ts involved. I'd put it into my review on repeat loop.

the wizard
07-06-2013, 11:14 PM
Sextus, looks like you might require the Wizards's help but alas all positions have been taken apart from the Go pro camera man-me maybe ?

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTdpW2_-NO0i8EBnYoNU7w8S94TgqLq20ePi-FeAKXlBMqUw0H2eA



ps- Sextus could this be your first Japanese non-Ginza - punt

CunningLinguist
07-06-2013, 11:41 PM
Trust you cunninglinguist (with the eternally long user name) to come up with an imaginatively funny scenario. And no - you are right, I don't want some other guy's 'nads slappin' off my chin.

However, I'm more than happy to switch on my camera's video function and film it happening to the other two c**ts involved. I'd insert it into my review on repeat loop.

You are one of the few people that can write it in full without any spelling mistakes :)

HengDai
08-06-2013, 01:18 AM
i'm going to say what most will be thinking, "Can't wait for the AR!" Haha

enjoy mate

DeepImpact
08-06-2013, 10:45 AM
[QUOTE=Sextus;384345]...
At the moment I am finding one on one sex a bit too vanilla, and I want some different, wild things instead, and I have always been influenced by porn.

QUOTE]

Just a suggestion and it's hard to word it right without upsetting someone but why not go way up market and see for yourself if there is a quality difference there that satisfies you.

benife
08-06-2013, 11:17 AM
Man, was going to try Ayumi next but may wait a while after this session's AR!

Licker
08-06-2013, 07:09 PM
Sextus,

When will you be promoted to a rank more fitting to you?

I mean you started as a virgin private in the Bukkake session.

After the bowling, will you get your stripes and gain the rank of...

Herr Ober Gruppen Sex Führer Sextus

Sextus
08-06-2013, 07:31 PM
Do you mean like this Licker?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k

Hey guys remember this? A f**king absolute classic! How about those nazified escort standard (mainly) cauc girls and their swiveling hips? View full screen!

Ethanhunt
08-06-2013, 09:07 PM
Bro sextus how does Ayumi prepare for these events? Does she keep on working after the session or in the lead up? Seems like an intense and draining session. I would think she would need a few smoko breaks after.

Licker
08-06-2013, 09:56 PM
Do you mean like this Licker?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k

Hey guys remember this? A f**king absolute classic! How about those nazified escort standard (mainly) cauc girls and their swiveling hips? View full screen!

That's it bro. Throw in couple of scenes from a German fisting porn and you've got the instruction manual for a Gruppen Sex Führer.

Mel rules! History of world - part 1, Blazing saddles...

DYSLENOJD
09-06-2013, 09:55 AM
Sextus, how do I get to be able to join this going forward?

the wizard
09-06-2013, 10:37 AM
Do you mean like this Licker?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k

Hey guys remember this? A f**king absolute classic! How about those nazified escort standard (mainly) cauc girls and their swiveling hips? View full screen!



And a very Gay Hitler in SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER- from the Producers... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9ZbKbtMmnk) watch out for Uma Thurman

ps. movie is a hoot !


Sextus, how do I get to be able to join this going forward?

maybe get a no. alloction. mine is 142 !!

Sextus
09-06-2013, 11:47 AM
Sextus, how do I get to be able to join this going forward?

Don't worry (insert incomprehensible user name here) I will pm you about upcoming events. It is all very democratic!

World citizen
09-06-2013, 11:57 AM
Will the trip-pen also culminate in a COF finish?

World citizen
09-06-2013, 12:03 PM
You sound like you have a lot of experience in the swinging / group sex scene - do you ever find that a male participant is more interested in the other dudes than the girl? .. For example, accidental touching of balls which is not so accidental, lingering gaze at another bros cock, etc .. How common is this and how do you respond? Just curious!


A girl can easily take 3 cocks at once. Actually she can take five if she has one in both hands too. That's not the problem.
I have been in this situation more times than I have had hot breakfasts. Group sex is actually my vanilla - one on one is something I have only recently really been getting into and enjoying.
The best one was a 32yo woman who's husband cheated on her so she approached me to arrange 5 guys with big cocks to gangbang her and we filmed it and she then sent the DVD to her husband - imagine the look on the poor bastard's face when he watched his wife with a big cock in each hole and one in each hand!! Well, actually 4 big cocks, plus mine.
Anyway as I say the key is not the girl, but the guys.
You have to have all the guys hard at the same time. It seems easy in porno but there is a lot of editing involved in porno.
Make sure you get the girl nice and horny with lots of DATY and fingering and then fucking just her pussy.
Then use lots of lube and finger her arse with one and then 2 fingers.
Then get her to ride a guy cowgirl style and then get the hardest guy who hopefully is not also the biggest guy to fuck her arse (make sure he has plenty of lube on his dick too).
A variation is to get her to sit on a hard cock and take it in her arse reverse cowgirl and then another guy can fuck her pussy.
Either way always make sure the guy underneath keeps his legs together so the guy on top can position his legs around him.
Most importantly make sure you have guys who are 100% confident about their heterosexuality - you will come into contact with other guys bodies if you are doing a DP (double penetration) or even have another guys nuts touching yours - you have to be OK with that.
Welcome to the world of group sex bro
Enjoy !!

Sextus
09-06-2013, 12:30 PM
Maybe you only need to have one experience at this to know what your behaviour is in the presence of naked men. I remember making some crack about never having played football, but I guess this is what the change rooms are like.

To me I'll tell you what happens. It is all about the girl. Somehow the heat of her heterosexuxality is magnified by the presence of men whose sole focus, whose predatory stares, are entirely on her. If there is evidence of sexual excitement in the men, then she is the sole cause of it.

The benefits of other men there? Well, as I said, it magnifies the girl's sexuality and heat in some way. Her total licentious infidelity isn't hidden behind a door - it is on full show! She doesn't care whose individual cock is inside her, so long as at least one is inside her! And if it slips out, it is swiftly replaced by another's. And she can't get it up her quick enough. That has got to excite any red blooded male surely?

I find that genuinely hot. A lot of the humour / fears in these threads focus on the presence of other naked men, but I hope this goes some way to explaining how that is a positive and a virtue, increasing the girl's heat in your own mind.

That is all enough to overcome any accidental contact, which would only be very brief and avoided as much as possible. I really don't think that these activities are a cover for closet homosexuals! By contrast they are uber-hetero events. Rooter suggested this already, by talking about having to be confident in your own heterosexualtiy to be able to take part.

World citizen
09-06-2013, 12:44 PM
Oh yeh- I see all that. MMF porn is my fave genre and I get off on the sluttification / shaming on the woman big time .. But I was thinking the swinger scene may be different and participants may arrive with different motivations .. Hence my question to rooter who must have come across this situation before

rooter
09-06-2013, 12:57 PM
This is every blokes number one concern about the swinging/group sex scene, myself included, when I nervously ventured into it many years ago.
but the fear is totally unfounded, as pretty much all the guys in the swinging/group sex scene are 100% straight.
At swingers parties it is made clear to all invitees that bi guys are not welcome.
As with most things there is a double standard of course in that I would guess that 80% of women in the swinging scene are bi-sexual. I have seen girl on girl action at every single swingers party I have been to, and I have been to over 100, but never guy on guy stuff.
A typical scene at a swingers party will be you and another bloke will be drinking beer and watching two hot chicks licking each other or using vibrators on each other, then put down your beer and join in and fuck their mouths and pussies and then go and finish your beer and talk about the footy.
Similarly with gangbangs it's made clear by the organisers that bi guys are not welcome and so they don't come along.
There are bi guy friendly events organised by bi guys so I guess they go along to those. That's a whole different scene!

jellyshots
09-06-2013, 02:34 PM
I get off on the sluttification / shaming on the woman big time

I doubt the swinger scene condones shaming women.

DYSLENOJD
10-06-2013, 12:06 PM
Don't worry (insert incomprehensible user name here) I will pm you about upcoming events. It is all very democratic!


awesome, thanks mate

World citizen
10-06-2013, 12:12 PM
The 'swinger scene' doesnt have a single unified opinion on anything - its made up of many thousands of different people. Some may get off on women acting shamefully, others may not.

Anyway, I wasnt talking about what swingers do or don't like. I was discussing the MMF genre in porn and what I like about it.


I doubt the swinger scene condones shaming women.

Sextus
10-06-2013, 12:42 PM
World Citizen, what I've found is that if I like it in porn then I will like it even better in reality.

You like mmf? mmmf? mmmmmf etc? Then I think you will also like it in reality. With the caveat that the more "m's" the less "on girl" action you can expect.

On the other hand, when I am more experienced at this, I may become more of an "artiste' " of the watching part too.

the wizard
10-06-2013, 01:14 PM
World Citizen, what I've found is that if I like it in porn then I will like it even better in reality.

You like mmf? mmmf? mmmmmf etc? Then I think you will also like it in reality. With the caveat that the more "m's" the less "on girl" action you can expect.

On the other hand, when I am more experienced at this, I may become more of an "artiste' " of the watching part too.


And let's face it- who doesn't like watching MMMF etc, personally I would would also like it along the lines of MMMMFFF etc
- that's probably more in line with Swinging or Gangbanging.


With the caveat that the more "m's" the less "on girl" action you can expect.

More F's- Then more "on girl "action and multiple cum shot's

spiderholden
10-06-2013, 04:50 PM
So Jealous

Shaggydog
11-06-2013, 01:18 PM
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Sextus
11-06-2013, 03:37 PM
Guys, unfortunately i couldn't take any photos today. And man, could I have taken some classics. I might have just been lucky to do it last time. Mind you, there are naked shots of the girls already on the website with no faces and I definitely kept faces out of it last time - so, go figure (it out.)

CunningLinguist
11-06-2013, 06:22 PM
A review (http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f230/ayumi-bowling-ball-gets-well-truly-skittled-18577/) has been posted on another site now.

World citizen
11-06-2013, 06:42 PM
Wow. Sounds like that girl earned her money

BlueBirdDuke
12-06-2013, 02:49 AM
When I mentioned before that Ayumi can take it like a trooper, I meant it. All with a smile on her face.

Grats to the Tres Muskiteros for pulling this off!

the wizard
12-06-2013, 09:14 AM
Guys, unfortunately i couldn't take any photos today. And man, could I have taken some classics

Yeh It is a shame but you have to respect the wishes of the girls and the establishment.


Mind you, there are naked shots of the girls already on the website with no faces and I definitely kept faces out of it last time - so, go figure (it out.)
Naked shots might be ok to post- as the shops do, but shots showing a sexual act might contravene some publishing/ posting law and forum rule

wilisno
12-06-2013, 01:54 PM
Yeh It is a shame but you have to respect the wishes of the girls and the establishment.


Naked shots might be ok to post- as the shops do, but shots showing a sexual act might contravene some publishing/ posting law and forum rule
Most importantly, the consent of the subject in the photos !

World citizen
12-06-2013, 02:24 PM
Whats next sextus? - have you now 'done' the group sex thing, or have these two get-togethers been the first steps in a much longer sexual journey?

Also, ive noticed melpunter was a fellow traveller in both of these sessions - are you guys operating as a partnership now or are you interested in mixing it up with some new guys down the track?

Sextus
12-06-2013, 03:20 PM
Whats next sextus? - have you now 'done' the group sex thing, or have these two get-togethers been the first steps in a much longer sexual journey?

I need a couple of more sessions to know World Citizen. You grow more comfortable each time, and novelty is to sex what spice is to a meal.

I think I have raised interest from a few on this forum, so yes, this is all pretty democratic into the future.. At first everyone was super cautious, but I can feel them tugging on the bait now!

World citizen
12-06-2013, 04:11 PM
Bro sextus, so far youve done a 6-way and a 4-way, would you consider doing a 3-way next with melpunter or someone else?

I dont think id be comfortable participating in a gangbang, but a dp/spit roast might be within my comfort zone. I take your point about needing to be secure in your own heterosexuality before embarking on something like this and I am with mine. I was reading melpunters review in the other site, and in particular the following passage:

'...with me still in Her pussy and ayumi in cowgirl sextus dommed up and proceeded to stab his cock at ayumi's starfish, and soon penetrated with a plop! I could feel his cock rubbing up against mine, with only the wall of her rectum between us - true friendship!'

I honestly dont know how i would respond to this! .. Did you just mentally brush it off without a second thought, or was it arousing, or did it slightly repulse you?

Sextus
12-06-2013, 04:42 PM
I'm no Dannyboy to avoid answering specific questions! As I've said before, just concentrate the girl - that is easy to do.

I didn't feel any other cock. That may be because (and I feel a little guilty about this) I was tending to hog the premier position of being in active arse, with poor, considerate exmelpunter being stuck under Ayumi, and Ayumi under me, and so he was probably not able to thrust much. Actually it was her rectum walls plus her muscular vaginal walls between our cocks. His cock was an entire female universe away from me. You cannot get any more female part of the body than those two walls between us.

Mozilla
12-06-2013, 05:51 PM
what if the curve ball was some dude slipping a stick into your ass??

wilisno
12-06-2013, 05:53 PM
what if the curve ball was some dude slipping a stick into your ass??
Accident ? Hahaha ! I've got goosebumps thinking about the scene ! :miao:

Ethanhunt
12-06-2013, 10:15 PM
This is good reading and I commend the guys that get involved. This is black belt stuff though and I'm a orange belt at best.
I think I need a few more yrs of punting under my belt to be able to go through with this. Someone seeing me walk into a parlour is enough to spook me..

the wizard
12-06-2013, 10:32 PM
A bucket list event for me.

cmk76
12-06-2013, 10:47 PM
Sextus the mechanic doing a lube and oil change to a 19XX year Japanese make Ayumi model... airbags were checked, rear muffler was inspected, then... dipstick was wiped over and over... pink slip, then blue slip passed, everything tightened and nothing loose or falling apart... however, did the radiator over heat in rough handling and long rides? And what about the upholstery? Firm and smooth? I heard you spilt all over it...

Sextus
12-06-2013, 11:57 PM
You guys are all waiting on my version of events - I can tell.

I have the material. I have the memories. I have the word pictures.

To be the subject (for once) of someone else's (exmelpunters) observation is a novelty for me. Exmel's summary is a good entre' to my as yet unwritten AR.

I'm just still trying to get over my disappointment at not being able to illustrate my piece with (completely anonymous) photos. The pictures drove my narrative last time, and providing anything less than that to you feels like a retrograde step. As the photos were going to be anonymous, it is a pointless restriction. My frustration therefore has formed a "writer's block."

After all, the public have spoken and they have told me what they want.

What did they tell me you ask? I'll tell you - 6,235 hits in record time on my last piece with photos.

No, the public haven't spoken - they have f**king SHOUTED. A public way, way beyond the handful of active posters on this forum - as valuable, entertaining and essential as you all are. We happy few. We band of brothers.

I'd like to write and illustrate more group sex extravaganzas for your delectation and I do have a solution that benefits everyone, particularly the beautiful uber hetero girls involved, around whom our world revolves. :red_heart:

CunningLinguist
13-06-2013, 12:05 AM
You guys are all waiting on my version of events - I can tell.

I have the material. I have the memories. I have the word pictures.

To be the subject (for once) of someone else's (exmelpunters) observation is a novelty for me. Exmel's summary is a good entre' to my as yet unwritten AR.

I'm just still trying to get over my disappointment at not being able to illustrate my piece with (completely anonymous) photos. The pictures drove my narrative last time, and providing anything less than that to you feels like a retrograde step. As the photos were going to be anonymous, it is a pointless restriction. My frustration therefore has formed a "writer's block."

After all, the public have spoken and they have told me what they want.

What did they tell me you ask? I'll tell you - 6,235 hits in record time on my last piece with photos.

No, the public haven't spoken - they have f**king SHOUTED. A public way, way beyond the handful of active posters on this forum - as valuable, entertaining and essential as you all are. We happy few. We band of brothers.

I'd like to write and illustrate more group sex extravaganzas for your delectation and I do have a solution that benefits everyone, particularly the beautiful uber hetero girls involved, around whom our world revolves. :red_heart:

Do tell !

CunningLinguist
13-06-2013, 12:06 AM
You could always do some sketches :)

CunningLinguist
13-06-2013, 12:07 AM
I find the best thing for writers block is a RnT :)

Sextus
13-06-2013, 12:43 AM
Ok, I think now I'll get over it. It is a case of "forgive them, for they know not what they do!"

Not easy to live up to those words.

CunningLinguist
13-06-2013, 12:47 AM
Ok, I think now I'll get over it. It is a case of "forgive them, for they know not what they do."

Not easy to live up to those words.

Quoting the bible now!
What about this one:
Ayumi, into your mouth I commit my spirit. (Sextus 23:47)

CunningLinguist
13-06-2013, 12:48 AM
Quoting the bible now!
What about this one:
Ayumi, into your mouth I commit my spirit. (Sextus 23:47)

And this one:
I thirst for cum. (Lily 5:33)

wilisno
13-06-2013, 01:01 AM
After all, the public have spoken and they have told me what they want.

What did they tell me you ask? I'll tell you - 6,235 hits in record time on my last piece with photos.

No, the public haven't spoken - they have f**king SHOUTED. A public way, way beyond the handful of active posters on this forum - as valuable, entertaining and essential as you all are. We happy few. We band of brothers.

Haha ! Just like any controversial topic, it would attract a lot of hits in a short time, like the Angelina Thread and other big arguments threads, people will sit around with popcorn in hand, enjoying the entertainment as spectators. I wonder how many would want to be participants ! :miao:

rooter
13-06-2013, 01:05 AM
A bucket list event for me.

I actually envy you bro.
Having been to over 100 gangbangs and close to 200 swingers parties, the prospect of group sex now gets me about as excited as heating up a can of spaghetti or baked beans.

Sextus
13-06-2013, 01:14 AM
it would attract a lot of hits in a short time, people will sit around with popcorn in hand, enjoying the entertainment as spectators. I wonder how many would want to be participants ! :miao:

Not many at all wilisno, but it is the spectators that I am interested in. They are the true power of this forum, their eyeballs pay its bills - we are just the noisy chattering classes. That level of interest is not to be sneezed at.

wilisno
13-06-2013, 01:20 AM
Not many at all wilisno, but it is the spectators that I am interested in. They are the true power of this forum, their eyeballs pay its bills. (We are just the noisy chattering classes.) That level of interest is not to be sneezed at.That's true, it's good for the forum traffic ! :miao:

Sextus
13-06-2013, 01:29 AM
I actually envy you bro.
Having been to over 100 gangbangs and close to 200 swingers parties, the prospect of group sex now gets me about as excited as heating up a can of spaghetti or baked beans.

Well as I said previously, novelty in sex is like the changing spice in our food.

But a novelty, by definition, can't last. While it is new though, it is sensational. Wizard is well advised.

(When I was a kid iused to boil the unopened can of baked beans or spaghetti, instead of opening it and heating it. Don't know why I did that - it made it hard to open and it would squirt red hot jucies at me when I tried to!)

Sextus
13-06-2013, 01:38 AM
That's true, it's good for the forum traffic ! :miao:

What I meant is that they have told the forum what they want to read / see / look at - not what they would necessarily want to do themselves. Yes, popcorn entertainment! Great for the forum's health!

rooter
13-06-2013, 02:48 AM
My sex life has been like the film "the curious life of benjamin button" in that it started with weird kinky shit, group sex, bdsm, orgies, bukkakes, gangbangs, and is now going backwards to more "normal" things like sex with prostitutes, and will then de evolve to casual sex, then multiple partners, and then finally end in monogamy.
The moral of the story is that sex with someone you love is probably the pinnacle of human sexuality (and I will get there by the time I am 60!,
but to get to that point you have to AT THE VERY LEAST do most of the following many, many, many times :
. sex with lots and lots of prostitutes from every corner of the globe
. MMF threesomes
. FFM threesomes
. FMFM swap
. swingers parties
. gangangs
. bdsm as a dom
. bdsm as a sub
. masturbation
. bukkakes
. multiple fuck buddies
. casual sex - picking up fucks
. celibacy
. fuck a girl in the arse while she is wearing a strap on and fucking another girl in the pussy (or arse)
. fuck a heavily pregnant girl who is not pregnant to you
. fuck girls who are best friends/ sisters/ cousins/ mother-daughter
. do a reverse gangbang 1 guy - lots of girls.
. making a girl squirt, do a CIM, COF, COT
. capture on video most of the above - knowing that people will be watching it and wanking and fucking as they watch it

CunningLinguist
13-06-2013, 10:02 AM
My sex life has been like the film "the curious life of benjamin button" in that it started with weird kinky shit, group sex, bdsm, orgies, bukkakes, gangbangs, and is now going backwards to more "normal" things like sex with prostitutes, and will then de evolve to casual sex, then multiple partners, and then finally end in monogamy.
The moral of the story is that sex with someone you love is probably the pinnacle of human sexuality (and I will get there by the time I am 60!,
but to get to that point you have to AT THE VERY LEAST do most of the following many, many, many times :
. sex with lots and lots of prostitutes from every corner of the globe
. MMF threesomes
. FFM threesomes
. FMFM swap
. swingers parties
. gangangs
. bdsm as a dom
. bdsm as a sub
. masturbation
. bukkakes
. multiple fuck buddies
. casual sex - picking up fucks
. celibacy
. fuck a girl in the arse while she is wearing a strap on and fucking another girl in the pussy (or arse)
. fuck a heavily pregnant girl who is not pregnant to you
. fuck girls who are best friends/ sisters/ cousins/ mother-daughter
. do a reverse gangbang 1 guy - lots of girls.
. making a girl squirt, do a CIM, COF, COT
. capture on video most of the above - knowing that people will be watching it and wanking and fucking as they watch it

Cum to me, all you who are horny and female, and I will give you sex [Rooter 11:28]