Top ten excuses for being caught walking out of a brothel or RnT shop

[CunningLinguist]

10. I am lost.

[wilisno]

Someone should have told me it's not a therapeutic practice ! Damn... my back !

[uber]

"I wanted a quick fuck/blowjob/handjob. Deal with it."

[hoshimoony]

There was no signage on the door, so curiosity got the better of me and I just went to the entrance to check what was inside!

[BlueBirdDuke]

"Is that what it is? I thought it was a sperm bank. No wonder THEY charged ME."

[Booster]

Just dropping off your mum at work.

[Ethanhunt]

I was busting to use the bathroom and saw an open sign

[LeiLoDao]

i was visiting a friend.....

[Mr. Who]

It's pay day.

[Gringo]

I'm collecting for The Salvation Army.... praise the Lord

[CunningLinguist]

I'm collecting for The Salvation Army.... praise the Lord

This is the tenth reason!, or counting down the top reason!

[AHLUNGOR]

I was busting to use the bathroom and saw an open sign

Haha, but I know at least 4 RnT shops where the toilet is outside the shop !!

What the

[CunningLinguist]

I am a council health inspector ...

[rooter]

I'm rooter's twin brother, my name's fucker, nice to meet you.
Rooter is doing volunteer work in a nursing home today

[CunningLinguist]

I'm rooter's twin brother, my name's fucker, nice to meet you.
Rooter is doing volunteer work in a nursing home today

If I had to pick the most likely person for doing nursing home "volunteer" work it would be Gucci, with his penchant for the 12 Bellevue st Surry Hills ladies ...

[Mr Crash and Burn]

I am the owner here

[jian81]

I am the milkman

[jian81]

1. I am the milkman
2. I am stalking my new girlfriend
3. I am fixing the plumbing
4. I am fixing the washing machine / toilet
5. I am delivering Pizza/Condom
6. I am evaluating the property
7. I am collecting the rent
8. I am picking up the pool car
9. I just made complains to the shop
10. I am visiting a friend

[rooter]

In a high pitched voice say :
"Hi handsome, I'm the new WL, just give me 10 minutes to do my make up and I'll be right back"

[AHLUNGOR]

1. I am the milkman
2. I am stalking my new girlfriend
3. I am fixing the plumbing
4. I am fixing the washing machine / toilet
5. I am delivering Pizza/Condom
6. I am evaluating the property
7. I am collecting the rent
8. I am picking up the pool car
9. I just made complains to the shop
10. I am visiting a friend

Haha, very good, why not make it a dirty dozen:

11. I am the undercover police for the project code named RnT buster !

12. I am the newly appointed Council Inspector for business compliances!

Cheers

[Oregon]

In a high pitched voice say :
"Hi handsome, I'm the new WL, just give me 10 minutes to do my make up and I'll be right back"

Haha that's a good one

[wilisno]

Haha, very good, why not make it a dirty dozen:

11. I am the undercover police for the project code named RnT buster !

12. I am the newly appointed Council Inspector for business compliances!

Cheers
Can you use these if caught by your folks ? ;) ;) ;)

Not necessarily your folks, just your friends, that's why it's called " caught ". Very possibly they know what job you do.

[Gucci2012]

If I had to pick the most likely person for doing nursing home "volunteer" work it would be Gucci, with his penchant for the 12 Bellevue st Surry Hills ladies ...

No you have the venue mixed up I was @ 647 Elizabeth St the ladies at 12 Bellevue are too young apparently 50years old max no where near 80yrs.

[CunningLinguist]

I work for syd99 and I am trying to sign them on as an advertiser!
This could really happen to someone: read here (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?36332-We-need-a-Melb99-representative-!-anyone-interesting&p=388542&viewfull=1#post388542).

[14lbfm]

13. I'm doing the books
14. I'm with Immigration Compliance
15. I'm seeing a client about an A.V.O.
16. I'm looking for my daughter!
17. I'm looking for my wife
18. I'm looking for my girlfriend
19. I'm looking for my sister

[AHLUNGOR]

20. I am the part time English teacher for the massage girls !

[CunningLinguist]

I am the legit MM for the MLs!!