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simplepleasure
06-07-2013, 04:43 PM
Tried a punt from Cracker rather than the usual CM. Tried Sophia (http://cracker.com.au/brisbane-brisbane-city-4000/erotic/escorts-adult-services/26-yo-sophia-dd-busty-euroasian-body-to-body-tantric-relaxation/403951943/advert.htm?advertcategory=79&search=true&region=305&return=1&pageno=1)

There are so many lies about this ad, firstly the pictures. Obviously they are Julri Waters (http://lovelybabes4u.blogspot.com.au/2012/01/julri-waters-nude-show.html), but I figured that as long as she has made an effort then she might be close. She is close. The body is almost as good as Julri, and the face very pretty, but a lie to start.

Anyway, the body and face were good, so continued with the punt. Here are the Lies, bullet form:

offer an erotic highly charged tantric nude body to body relaxation - There was no body to body. She wanted extra $20 for breast play. No other parts were on offer. Definitely no tantric
from my private apartment in the cbd - Lie, F valley
i am always immaculately attired and take pride in my appearance always. - Answered the door nude, but that was ok :)
Also my photo's are real, have been authenticated - Lie, but was not disappointed with looks
Hot oils, - Lie
warm towels, - Lie
body slides, - Lie
foreplay and - No foreplay. Just a pressure massage with a towel on the back, flip you over to work on cock. Not even a tackle tickle.
an erotic tantric relaxation - Lie, There was lots of dirty talk, so maybe that counts as tantric?


So latex glove and a tug later I was done. (yes, she put on latex glove for tug!)

Looks 9
Massage 5
Tug 6
Value for $$ 4

It was probably a good one to cross off the bucket list as this ad has been around for a while, but would not go back.

CunningLinguist
06-07-2013, 05:18 PM
Tried a punt from Cracker rather than the usual CM. Tried Sophia (http://cracker.com.au/brisbane-brisbane-city-4000/erotic/escorts-adult-services/26-yo-sophia-dd-busty-euroasian-body-to-body-tantric-relaxation/403951943/advert.htm?advertcategory=79&search=trueŽion=305&return=1&pageno=1)

There are so many lies about this ad, firstly the pictures. Obviously they are Julri Waters (http://lovelybabes4u.blogspot.com.au/2012/01/julri-waters-nude-show.html), but I figured that as long as she has made an effort then she might be close. She is close. The body is almost as good as Julri, and the face very pretty, but a lie to start.

Anyway, the body and face were good, so continued with the punt. Here are the Lies, bullet form:

offer an erotic highly charged tantric nude body to body relaxation - There was no body to body. She wanted extra $20 for breast play. No other parts were on offer. Definitely no tantric
from my private apartment in the cbd - Lie, F valley
i am always immaculately attired and take pride in my appearance always. - Answered the door nude, but that was ok :)
Also my photo's are real, have been authenticated - Lie, but was not disappointed with looks
Hot oils, - Lie
warm towels, - Lie
body slides, - Lie
foreplay and - No foreplay. Just a pressure massage with a towel on the back, flip you over to work on cock. Not even a tackle tickle.
an erotic tantric relaxation - Lie, There was lots of dirty talk, so maybe that counts as tantric?


So latex glove and a tug later I was done. (yes, she put on latex glove for tug!)

Looks 9
Massage 5
Tug 6
Value for $$ 4

It was probably a good one to cross off the bucket list as this ad has been around for a while, but would not go back.

I think using a glove for hand relief demonstrates a serious lack of commitment!
So to paraphrase the add: "I am good looking and I know it, so come and get ripped off by someone who is too good for you, after all you deserve it!"

Stephen02
07-07-2013, 09:38 PM
Pretty sure I saw in a thread on a different forum that this sex worker has also advertised as a post-op transsexual.

canihavesomemorevaginaplease
08-07-2013, 02:54 AM
I think using a glove for hand relief demonstrates a serious lack of commitment!
So to paraphrase the add: "I am good looking and I know it, so come and get ripped off by someone who is too good for you, after all you deserve it!"

Yeh definitely a lack of commitment, i've never encountered that & don't want to

Herpetology
08-07-2013, 10:46 AM
hi guys well i made a mistake about a 1yr ago not a nice experience
Glove HJ!
also no touching with no care at all

DirtySanchez
15-07-2013, 01:28 PM
This one is a shocker for sure. Tried her once about 9 months to a year ago also.

Pretty much as above except she let me play with her boobies after she made me put hand wash on my hands first!

No slides, no tantric. It was plain awful, the massage was -1, the tug was mechanical at best. Don't even get me started on the glove thing.

Not to mention she messes you around with waiting when you get there and as for her phone voice, I nearly walked when I heard it..still sends shivers down my spine. Her apartment is more Bowen hills than fortitude valley.

Last but not least I handed her a $100 note for her advertised $90 price and she did not give me change. I would have asked on my way out but I wanted just to get out of there and never return again.

I suggest anyone who considers this lady seriously think again. The experience is not even worth $50. She promises much but delivers less than our politicians....

CunningLinguist
15-07-2013, 07:32 PM
This one is a shocker for sure. Tried her once about 9 months to a year ago also.

Pretty much as above except she let me play with her boobies after she made me put hand wash on my hands first!

No slides, no tantric. It was plain awful, the massage was -1, the tug was mechanical at best. Don't even get me started on the glove thing.

Not to mention she messes you around with waiting when you get there and as for her phone voice, I nearly walked when I heard it..still sends shivers down my spine. Her apartment is more Bowen hills than fortitude valley.

Last but not least I handed her a $100 note for her advertised $90 price and she did not give me change. I would have asked on my way out but I wanted just to get out of there and never return again.

I suggest anyone who considers this lady seriously think again. The experience is not even worth $50. She promises much but delivers less than our politicians....

I guess she has been taken off your dirty sanchez list then ...