I am the woman of my time Ads, suck me and shut up !

[AHLUNGOR]

Do you find the Kia Motors Ads annoying?

The walking woman of my time with the bouncing tits!

I just want to stick mine to her mouth and shut her up !

Do you find her fancy ?

[pepefirstlove]

Haha Yeh in sick of that ad too, you right about her tits!

[Licker]

Do you find the Kia Motors Ads annoying?

The walking woman of my time with the bouncing tits!

I just want to stick mine to her mouth and shut her up !

Do you find her fancy ?

Yeah she looks doable.

But... should KIA acknowledge where they got the idea for her monologue?
George Carlin - Modern Man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNtRO3IrGg4

[AHLUNGOR]

Haha Yeh in sick of that ad too, you right about her tits!

She is typical of those woman who just won't shut up and the only way is to stick yours into her mouth !!

Won't mind fucking her too of course !!

BTW, she talks very fast and I can't make out everything she says but if any smart brother can get the whole script, I will have a lot of fun rewriting them !!

From memory, there are stuff like :

I am the woman of my time, I have no time, I make time ?......I gain weight, I lost weight......

Which could well be changed into:

I am the woman of my time, I love cocks, I suck cocks, I love balls, I lick balls........I do DD, I do bare back......I wear my bra, I take out my bra......I do massage and I do full service.......I don't kiss, but I kiss ass......

I think you get the picture .......haha

Cheers

[pepefirstlove]

She is typical of those woman who just won't shut up and the only way is to stick yours into her mouth !!

Won't mind fucking her too of course !!

BTW, she talks very fast and I can't make out everything she says but if any smart brother can get the whole script, I will have a lot of fun rewriting them !!

Cheers

Quick googled...

Vocal transcript: I'm a woman of my time - on time, behind time. I climb the corporate ladder...I've got a ladder in my stockings! I can't wait, I don't have time to wait. I put on weight, I lose weight [as two female joggers in pink outfits jog past]. I wear a skirt, I wear the pants, I wear heels, and I wear them out. I'm texting, typing, LOLing, OMGing, I'm digitally in touch - but not retouched [as she walks past a billboard advertising an unidentified beauty product]. I'm a story-telling, canteen-helping, fundraising, muffin-making, party-going, yoga lover [she bumps in to the man from the other ad]. I'm in all compartments, head of all departments. I'm into womanhood, and watch the neighbourhood - it's all good! I'm putting fires out, putting my feelers out, letting my feelings out. I don't internalise - I vocalise. [She gets into her car, an SUV].

[IamSam]

you need to learn respect for women.



Do you find the Kia Motors Ads annoying?

The walking woman of my time with the bouncing tits!

I just want to stick mine to her mouth and shut her up !

Do you find her fancy ?

[lockhart]

"Abnormal sexual predisposition symptom " need time to cure

[AHLUNGOR]

Quick googled...

Vocal transcript: I'm a woman of my time - on time, behind time. I climb the corporate ladder...I've got a ladder in my stockings! I can't wait, I don't have time to wait. I put on weight, I lose weight [as two female joggers in pink outfits jog past]. I wear a skirt, I wear the pants, I wear heels, and I wear them out. I'm texting, typing, LOLing, OMGing, I'm digitally in touch - but not retouched [as she walks past a billboard advertising an unidentified beauty product]. I'm a story-telling, canteen-helping, fundraising, muffin-making, party-going, yoga lover [she bumps in to the man from the other ad]. I'm in all compartments, head of all departments. I'm into womanhood, and watch the neighbourhood - it's all good! I'm putting fires out, putting my feelers out, letting my feelings out. I don't internalise - I vocalise. [She gets into her car, an SUV].

Excellent work brother Pepe !!

Wow, I didn't realised that it was so loooooooooooooong !! This is a challenge best suited for sister Sei !! since she is really a woman of her time !!I

Let's see:

I'm a woman of my time - good time, bad time. I fuck my way up the corporate ladder..........I lather up cocks when I took them shower ! I get wet, It's no lube wet. I put on dom, but I prefer bare back ! I wear a bra, but I wear no panties, I wear tops, that's see through tops!

I'm kissing, sucking, fucking and swallowing, I'm sexually in touch - but not retouched.

I'm a cock-sucking, bed hopping, deep throating, love-making, party-going, gangbang lover.

I'm into all positions, giving head to any person, I'm into brotherhood, playing the ups and downs of manhood - it's all fucking good!

I'm putting fires out, sticking my tongue out, letting my juices dripping out. I don't do anal, but I do bendover !!

Haha

Sounds OK ?? so next time you see the ads on TV, watch those bouncy tits jumping up and down inside her top and think about my scripts instead!

Who else like to have a go next ??

Just my two sense.

Cheers

:cool2:

[ilovefs]

I've never seen this ad.....I mustn't watch enough TV

[AHLUNGOR]

I've never seen this ad.....I mustn't watch enough TV

More like you haven't watched much tennis!

It was a project ads only showing during the Wimbledon coverage on 7 !

So no more! I guess she has been shut up after all......lol

Cheers

[whtthe]

Do you find the Kia Motors Ads annoying?

The walking woman of my time with the bouncing tits!

I just want to stick mine to her mouth and shut her up !

Do you find her fancy ?


Yeah just watched it on YouTube agree with Ahlungor there
But I find her more annoying...

Would I??? Hell no...

Watch this one...
http://youtu.be/5wrYAD8X2rI

It's probably what most bro's feel like after a massage from Lisa in stanmore
From what I have read that is...

[CunningLinguist]

Yeah just watched it on YouTube

Hey Whtthe can you post a link to it please ?

[whtthe]

Hey Whtthe can you post a link to it please ?

Hey CunningLinguist

hope this works..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wrYAD8X2rI&feature=youtu.be

[CunningLinguist]

Hey CunningLinguist

hope this works..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wrYAD8X2rI&feature=youtu.be

Thanks but that is the same as the one you already posted, I was after the one "The walking woman of my time with the bouncing tits!"

[wachumba]

This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hudxmmo-uM

[CunningLinguist]

This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hudxmmo-uM

Thanks Wachumba, thats it!
Well ... hmmm ... I think she needs someone to stuff their cock down her throat to shut her up!

[CunningLinguist]

Thanks Wachumba, thats it!
Well ... hmmm ... I think she needs someone to stuff their cock down her throat to shut her up!

Just noticed the bloke version: here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UB68ryn35s)
Equally annoying, maybe he needs a cock stuffed somewhere also ...:)

[AHLUNGOR]

Thanks Wachumba, thats it!
Well ... hmmm ... I think she needs someone to stuff their cock down her throat to shut her up!

That's exactly how I felt brother !

So, would you have started a similar thread to this if I hadn't ???

But jokes aside, she is very fuckable though !!

Cheers

[CunningLinguist]

That's exactly how I felt brother !

So, would you have started a similar thread to this if I hadn't ???

But jokes aside, she is very fuckable though !!

Cheers

I challenge anyone to watch that add and not be annoyed by it ...
She's not my type, and even if she was, after listening to her talk like that I would get instant softcock syndrome ...

[AHLUNGOR]

I challenge anyone to watch that add and not be annoyed by it ...
She's not my type, and even if she was, after listening to her talk like that I would get instant softcock syndrome ...

Really, went soft !

So what are you gonna to use to shut her up ??

[CunningLinguist]

Really, went soft !

So what are you gonna to use to shut her up ??

I didn't say I would do it, I said "someone' ...

[indiana]

Silly bitch! Annoyed me even more because it looked like she was illegally parked at the end. Wouldn't bother tapping that cow......just looks too vanilla anyway.

[Encd16f3]

Silly bitch! Annoyed me even more because it looked like she was illegally parked at the end. Wouldn't bother tapping that cow......just looks too vanilla anyway.

she is not worth any attention. I will second that she is a cow!

[hoshimoony]

The monologue could be nice if she spoke a bit slower or if it was in some other language like Spanish or French.

Soy la mujer de mi tiempo.
Je suis la femme de mon temps.

Now that I could listen to, the accent would just turn me on...

[Encd16f3]

The monologue could be nice if she spoke a bit slower or if it was in some other language like Spanish or French.

Soy la mujer de mi tiempo.
Je suis la femme de mon temps.

Now that I could listen to, the accent would just turn me on...

just rewatched the ad again just now. Still hate it. utterly 80's, I can do everything.

[AHLUNGOR]

she is not worth any attention. I will second that she is a cow!

Really !! A Cow - but may be she's a cow worth milking !!

She is annoying (or the ads was !! no question about it), that's why I started this thread in the first place, but that is not to say she is not doable. In fact, I found her bouncing tits inside her top quite inviting and sexy. She is about late 20's to 30's right, my kind of age range. And if I have the money and she is escorting, this is the scene I like to see:

Outside my hotel room, I am standing by the door with the door already opened, she is walking down the corridor towards me the same way she walked in the ads and said:

I am the woman of my time, my time is your time, you want me, I'm yours, I kiss you, I lick you, I suck you and you can fuck me now ............. at this point our lips meet and she is shut up. 5 minutes later inside the bathroom, she is on her knees infront of me, still shut up because now she has a mouth full ..................haha

Just my two cents

Cheers

:cool2:

[CunningLinguist]

Really !! A Cow - but may be she's a cow worth milking !!

She is annoying (or the ads was !! no question about it), that's why I started this thread in the first place, but that is not to say she is not doable. In fact, I found her bouncing tits inside her top quite inviting and sexy. She is about late 20's to 30's right, my kind of age range. And if I have the money and she is escorting, this is the scene I like to see:

Outside my hotel room, I am standing by the door with the door already opened, she is walking down the corridor towards me the same way she walked in the ads and said:

I am the woman of my time, my time is your time, you want me, I'm yours, I kiss you, I lick you, I suck you and you can fuck me now ............. at this point our lips meet and she is shut up. 5 minutes later inside the bathroom, she is on her knees infront of me, still shut up because now she has a mouth full ..................haha

Just my two cents

Cheers

:cool2:

If I watched it without the sound maybe I could do her, but now that I have heard it I can never do her ...

[AHLUNGOR]

If I watched it without the sound maybe I could do her, but now that I have heard it I can never do her ...

There is only one way to shut her up good !!

And we can all do it !!

Cheers

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